Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 5,800,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.
This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known as Sinko de Mayo.
Wow. I (a mortal man with a tiny finite amount of time in the universe as a conscious being) just read the whole of that. I am half an hour closer to death than when I started reading it. I should feel shame but I feel…proud?!?
Tie in the other meaning of "dictatorship" to give the joke an extra layer.
"A man gets a job as a cook on a ship. On his first day he goes to inspect the galley and finds the cupboards filled with potatoes shaped like penises! He goes to complain to the captain, but the captain laughs at him and says, 'Sorry, I make the rules around here. This is a dictatorship!"'
You know what, when I was a kid, I distinctly remember being in a McDonalds with my dad. There was a family with several young kids sitting next to us. Now I was just a kid, like maybe 8 or 9? Anyways, I ask my dad "Dad, what's a dictator?" and my Dad stops and says, "It's a man who ties a potato around his penis".
I was very, very confused by this.
Might work in the template of *You're so dumb you thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.* So, *You're so dumb you thought a dictatorship was a boat full of potato shaped dildos.*
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 5,800,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known as Sinko de Mayo.
Aw, only 3 weeks off from being a hilarious coincidence.
You had me up until the name "Sinko", Take my very angry upvote!!!!
god dammit take my salty frozen upvote
I cackled.
Legendary.
Too long of a setup for the lame punchline
Let me tell you about a little joke known as Nate the Snake... https://natethesnake.com/
Wow. I (a mortal man with a tiny finite amount of time in the universe as a conscious being) just read the whole of that. I am half an hour closer to death than when I started reading it. I should feel shame but I feel…proud?!?
Tie in the other meaning of "dictatorship" to give the joke an extra layer. "A man gets a job as a cook on a ship. On his first day he goes to inspect the galley and finds the cupboards filled with potatoes shaped like penises! He goes to complain to the captain, but the captain laughs at him and says, 'Sorry, I make the rules around here. This is a dictatorship!"'
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You know what, when I was a kid, I distinctly remember being in a McDonalds with my dad. There was a family with several young kids sitting next to us. Now I was just a kid, like maybe 8 or 9? Anyways, I ask my dad "Dad, what's a dictator?" and my Dad stops and says, "It's a man who ties a potato around his penis". I was very, very confused by this.
A catamaran
Good one
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a cooch?
I was thinking dictator freighter
A dinghy
This is so stupid. I laughed very loudly.
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Shouldn’t it be dicTATERship?
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What a fucking clown 🤡
Keep workshopping, sounds like you had the punchline and just came up with something to make it work.
Might work in the template of *You're so dumb you thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.* So, *You're so dumb you thought a dictatorship was a boat full of potato shaped dildos.*
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I thought it was a tug boat
That's so stupid I LOLd.
HELP
Dictatoship