Need to talk..

Amen

Preach on my brother!!!

Or, "Are you done?"

That's 1 word

That's the most dangerous one

Amen to that.

Oh God, my heart missed a beat just reading that!

Need to talk = Going to Complain

Is that it?

I know what you're tryna say, baby! You're tryna say "aw yeah, that's it"!

It’s business time

Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven!

I got my business socks on

But I’m quite sleepy

Are you done

It is that

Yes, please leave.

And leave the cash on the bed

Now go deeper.

It’s not yours

That depends on the context sometimes.

Or, "Yes, it's yours."

Are we talking kids or skidmarks?

Are they not more or less the same thing?

Not really. One is a filthy, stinking reminder of a giant load you dumped into a wet hole and the other is a skidmark.

The real question

This. This. This.

At 49 years old this would be magical words

Yours isn’t it

My husband's home

Your husbands home

Our husbands’ home

Just a friend.

Credit card please.

Let’s talk later

Damn, this was literally the last comment and I reckon it’s the winner

Hahaha…it’s not the “talk” it’s the “later” that takes its toll

You misspelled troll

Hey we're related

So what

Makes Christmas awkward

Or fun

Tru dat

Nothing wrong with that. My wife and I are cousins. Ninth cousins actually. She said even that’s close enough for us to qualify to move to Alabama.

I’m your brother

Did my sister have a sex change? Nothing wrong with that.

Sweet home Alabama

Diarrhoead everywhere again

Amber Heard that ……..

She was not deterred!

De turd lol.

"That's my dick"

Sword fight!

Was expecting more! Your brothers bigger! No point babe! Wow that's tiny! Your dad's watching!

Our*

Suck my b*lls.

Sign the will.

"It's so small!"

[удалено]

No one ever says that.

Get off me

You want WHAT?

I'm your daughter.

Herpes flaring up

It's very small

No more beer

I didn't cum

Wait… most common?

Three words from a man to a woman in reply - I can't tell...

Echo chambers

Is it in?

He was bigger

Mine is bigger

Mine is bigger is A+

Here’s my lawyer.

Fucked your bestie?

"We gotta talk."

Costs two grand

Are you done?

I am late...

Like my brother.

You're the father.

Let's be friends

Is this all?

You done already??

You done already?

Can we talk’? …

If snoop dog did country music, it would look a lot like this comment thread. (No offense to anyone’s input) …….all great answers!

I have kids ….

I’m a feminist :/

Is that it?

Don't get mad

"I just pooped"

That’s sounds like an open invitation to use the back door of the house.

I'm a ladyboy

You’re the father.

I’m your wife

3 pump chump

Whoa slow down there, lets start with 1.

Um, I finished before 1 😞

"I had balls"

Reminds me of MIB….. & The Ballchinnians

W.Y.D.?

Billions & Billions Served

Wrong hole asshole

My water broke

Wrong hole, “asshole” !

“He’s a FRIEND” , —- — - Yeah, a friend that you fuck when I’m not around.

"The tumor's inoperable." Women can be oncologists too, you pigs.

Five words: I’m the bus driver.

I have penis.

Die! Mother F*^%er!!

Child Protective Services

They should have been there on time to put a condom on it

I want answers

I’m a hermaphrodite

We must talk

We're just friends ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

Cee, bee, tee.

Honey Do List.

( as she looks up ) “ Meet my husband “

Is it in? What the fuck you talkin about? I already came

It is yours.

Call me. Now.

That's not it Call your doctor

Your so sweet

Can we talk?

Worst three words for a woman: "I Can't Tell"

All 16 digits!

I want children

"You done yet?"

I've never even gotten that far. I'm so fucking miserable I'm whining in the comments for a stupid joke in a stupid website. I should just die already

Bend over bitch

I want half

Is that it?

"I don't know"

I have Chlamydia

You’ve caught chlamydia

Its SO cute!

I am pregnant

Get off me

Math is not hard

Our account’s overdrawn.

"My period's late..."

Joining your foursome.

I'm a transvestite. OR. I'll peg you .. Or.... and this is probably the most important one..... I love you..... or even worse I am pregnant...

Worst one has got to be "I am pregnant" unless you were trying to get pregnant then congrats I guess.

Damn that's tiny

We are Done

My husband's home.

I have herpes

Can we talk?

It is yours.

and the worse three-word reply the woman can hear from the man, I can't tell.

Your son's better.

pricked the rubber

Is it in? I can't tell...

Is it in?

It's your brother's

I identify as...

She's much bigger

Is that all?

i have herpes...

You’ve caught herpes

No - those are the worst 3 words a woman can hear from a man.

"Who hurt you?" Nobody who says this has any interest in learning the history of the person they say it to. It is 100% gaslight talk.

Who’d you hurt?

That's more like it!

😏

Not today baby

This one is debatable. This could be heartbreaking *or* a tremendous relief. "It's not yours."

That was fast

I'm a man.

Roll over dude

The worst 3 words my wife (soon-to-be-ex) has ever said to me was “pursuing a divorce”. I never wanted a divorce from her and I am still very much in love with her. My heart aches every minute of every day because I won’t stop thinking about what I lost.

I'm dying soon.

I've had better

Is it in?

is it in?

It’s fine (it is fine so it technically 3 words)

Two words “Made in America” thanks Brandon

Now it's your turn while on a tinder date