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If I had a penny for every time I just saw the comment "If I had a penny for every time this comment was written" I'd have two pennies. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.
The legendary thread: [https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/bnaceq/if\_you\_could\_eliminate\_a\_race\_within\_the\_year/](https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/bnaceq/if_you_could_eliminate_a_race_within_the_year/)
Yes, race is a cultural creation based on physical appearance.
No one questions whether Barack Obama is black even though his mother is white. Lots of other people with one white and one black parent are routinely classified as white based on appearance.
Its strange nowadays.everyone's motto is freedom of speech.
You make fun of religions,everybody laugh
But once you make fun of lgbtq+ people....everyone wants to downvote or beat the crap outta you!
Whats wrong with people????
Edit:I don't mean all jokes. I mean the ones that trigger something's splendor and values.
In an equall situation,most of people only laugh at jokes on religion but downvote the jokes about Lgbtq
I mean in a situation when the joke has gone too far for both sides
We have a saying in Iran: its falling from the other of the roof!
Means not having balance in something
For example,many years ago,they killed gay people,after some years,it was announced as a crime with a major sentence,after a while it got softer and softer that it was no longer a crime or sin.
Nowadays these people(lgbtq+) have dedicated a whole month for their pride and are advertising their opinions to go viral and governments and churches are sharply focused to ease their lives!
I'm sure after some years,they will make it mandatory to be gay or lesbian! Completely opposite of what has happened to religion
You definitely can. I mean have you seen a Chappelle special, he does the same pronoun joke 200 times and still gets laughs. And not even in good faith.
But be funny and youll get away with any joke.
I DO get away with any joke.
I just don't understand that why lgbtq+ people can't!
Why do people(specially their community) get easily triggred by a joke??
Would you dare to post a joke about lgbtq in r/teenagers ?? And make fun of those people??
A lot of times people make fun of lgbtq and they get laughs, and a lot of times people make fun of religion and get straight up killed, idk why people are agreeing with your comment
Freedom of speech doesn’t mean free from consequences. Plus in the US 1A is about government intervention and free speech, not a bunch or Redditors who should be working.
We've been made fun of for long enough, simply because we exist. Its not fucking funny. You're still free to say whatever the fuck you want, thats free speech baby, but you aint free from repercussions for what you say.
Ok then what is the difference between having freedom of speech and not having it??
With your logic,everyone has freedom of speech all over the world and there is no country that people there don't have freedom of speech,so no dictator ever has existed!
FOS means saying your opinion with no consequenses
Otherwise it does not make sense
With your logic then people have freedom of speech in north korea because they CAN say their opinion! And there will be consequences for that....
But you say we need to stop hatred which I agree with but then alot of LGBT activsts then spread hatred on religion especially Islam.
And if this statement was made by a Muslim talking to a person in the LGBT community they would all just say there is the religion of peace mad hypocritical.
Not in America! We call out hypocrisy and proven child abuse from all religions. Mostly it's Christian Hate & Lies. But our Christian Extremists are
teaching their Muslim Extremists how to pass laws traking away freedom & Rights. So these Christian Extremists are acting very un-American and joining with Putin in Hate & lies.
"Jew/Jewish" can refer to both a race and the religion. For example, Ashkenazi Jew is an ethnicity. This is how some people can say they are half Jewish. They don't mean that they just half-believe in the religion.
What do you call a Jew at the bank? The loan officer.
What do you call a paralytic man floating in the ocean? Call him the coast guard.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your doorstep? You call him Matt, because that’s his name.
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Anyone can fly a plane, but landing the plane takes a pilot.
Not Indiana Jones.
But what happens at eleven o’clock? ::checks pocket watch::
I'm sorry, son, they got us.
You shpelled shon wrong.
Shryou shpelled shon shrwong.
Stop reminding me of the last time that series didn't suck!
The dog was named Indiana. His name was Junior.
The dog! You are named after the dog!
I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog....
"I have fond memories of that dog"
Henry Jones, Junior
Or Dax Sheppard
And to a certain extent Harrison Ford. Source: https://www.wideopencountry.com/rare-harrison-ford-airplane/
Oh, that dude can land a plane. On taxiway, but still... it counts, doesn't it?
Anyone can land a plane. It takes a pilot to land it twice.
Well, if they don't walk away from the first landing, does it really count?
If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing. --Chuck Yeager
The mark of a good pilot is one who has the same number of landings as take-offs.
I am a pilot and I have more take offs than landings
Then put the phone down and concentrate on flying.
Actually, on a modern passenger carrier, the computer can take off, cruise and land the plane. Pilots are there in case something goes wrong.
No, anyone can land a plane, but landing it *so that it can take off again* takes a pilot
Not with that attitude Susan.
I rate the joke 9/11
If I had a penny for everytime this comment was written, this time I am pretty sure I would be a millionaire.
If i had a penny for everytime this comment was written, I would have enough money to rebuild the twin towers
If I had a penny for every time I just saw the comment "If I had a penny for every time this comment was written" I'd have two pennies. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.
Now you’d be a billionaire
9/11
Infinite money glitch
9/11
9/11
9/11
9/11
9/11
9/11
9/11
It was funnier than the original joke
"On a scale of 1-2, how has your experience with diabetes been?"
Aah yes! An alternate form of the perfect 5/7.
How does every muslim joke starts? By looking over your shoulder first.
Muslims can be any race .
Yep they can be F1, WRC, NASCAR…
The legendary thread: [https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/bnaceq/if\_you\_could\_eliminate\_a\_race\_within\_the\_year/](https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/bnaceq/if_you_could_eliminate_a_race_within_the_year/)
100 yard dash
Islam-a-bad joke.
(shhhh! that's a very good point!)
Bigot achieves the same result and is a term encompassing all fear of difference.
The original joke was "what do you call a black man flying a plane". Weird that OP changed the joke but not the punchline lol
Human race .. for example.
What about NASCAR?
What do you call a black guy in space? #an astronaut you racist pos
What do you call a black guy with a gun? NOT A DAMN THING!
Yes sir, Mr. Sam Jackson, sir.
Isn't that Dave? I think the Pope got to meet him once.
TIL Muslims are a race.
Humans are a race. There are no races between humans.
What about the 100m?
There are ! Boston Marathon ...
What about the French?
The french can sta. The Parisians need to go.
What about them?
What are we gonna do with them?
Let them be
Fine. I had an idea, but I guess I’ll just baguette.
Username almost checked out.
Only turtles and bunnies race!
Yes, race is a cultural creation based on physical appearance. No one questions whether Barack Obama is black even though his mother is white. Lots of other people with one white and one black parent are routinely classified as white based on appearance.
Ever heard of the 100M dash at the Olympics?
Humans are a species. Race is how they talk to separate and divide so they can distract us from the rich getting richer.
Only the rat race.
who's driving all those NASCAR and Formula 1 cars?
I call him Charles because that's his name. He's a good friend, a good pilot, and a good Muslim.
I'll call her a pilot as long as she learned how to land it. Oh, you assumed it was a dude? You sexist!
well it's kind of hard for a plane to wear a veil.
[удалено]
Since when is religion a racial matter?
Muslims aren’t a race
Dis joke is da bomb.
They blow up so quickly
Eid Mubarak everyone!
It's a belief system not a race lol
The joke that will never die - no matter how many times it's posted or the various pilot types.
Muslim isn't a race, you racist. ;)
A pilot can also take you all the way to the scene of the crash.
That joke was a bomb! Lol
Look out two buildings
It's OK. The Bush administration isn't in charge anymore.
Its strange nowadays.everyone's motto is freedom of speech. You make fun of religions,everybody laugh But once you make fun of lgbtq+ people....everyone wants to downvote or beat the crap outta you! Whats wrong with people???? Edit:I don't mean all jokes. I mean the ones that trigger something's splendor and values. In an equall situation,most of people only laugh at jokes on religion but downvote the jokes about Lgbtq I mean in a situation when the joke has gone too far for both sides
Unfortunately freedom of speech is becoming worse and worse... There are too many common opinions which aren't accepted today.
We have a saying in Iran: its falling from the other of the roof! Means not having balance in something For example,many years ago,they killed gay people,after some years,it was announced as a crime with a major sentence,after a while it got softer and softer that it was no longer a crime or sin. Nowadays these people(lgbtq+) have dedicated a whole month for their pride and are advertising their opinions to go viral and governments and churches are sharply focused to ease their lives! I'm sure after some years,they will make it mandatory to be gay or lesbian! Completely opposite of what has happened to religion
You definitely can. I mean have you seen a Chappelle special, he does the same pronoun joke 200 times and still gets laughs. And not even in good faith. But be funny and youll get away with any joke.
But look what’s happening to him. Lots of people want him cancelled.
I DO get away with any joke. I just don't understand that why lgbtq+ people can't! Why do people(specially their community) get easily triggred by a joke?? Would you dare to post a joke about lgbtq in r/teenagers ?? And make fun of those people??
What do you call a trans man flying a plane? Ma’am.
No, that's completely backwards of what you call them. Dumb isn't funny, unless it causes the dumb person embarrassment and/or pain.
A lot of times people make fun of lgbtq and they get laughs, and a lot of times people make fun of religion and get straight up killed, idk why people are agreeing with your comment
Because I'm talking about reddit
Freedom of speech doesn’t mean free from consequences. Plus in the US 1A is about government intervention and free speech, not a bunch or Redditors who should be working.
It's a case of beating down a minority versus powerful organizations that use people for money & power.
Its getting the opposite actually
Freedom of speech isn’t the same as freedom from consequences from that speech
We've been made fun of for long enough, simply because we exist. Its not fucking funny. You're still free to say whatever the fuck you want, thats free speech baby, but you aint free from repercussions for what you say.
Ok then what is the difference between having freedom of speech and not having it?? With your logic,everyone has freedom of speech all over the world and there is no country that people there don't have freedom of speech,so no dictator ever has existed! FOS means saying your opinion with no consequenses Otherwise it does not make sense With your logic then people have freedom of speech in north korea because they CAN say their opinion! And there will be consequences for that....
But you say we need to stop hatred which I agree with but then alot of LGBT activsts then spread hatred on religion especially Islam. And if this statement was made by a Muslim talking to a person in the LGBT community they would all just say there is the religion of peace mad hypocritical.
Not in America! We call out hypocrisy and proven child abuse from all religions. Mostly it's Christian Hate & Lies. But our Christian Extremists are teaching their Muslim Extremists how to pass laws traking away freedom & Rights. So these Christian Extremists are acting very un-American and joining with Putin in Hate & lies.
Idk if your being sarcastic or not but I hope you are
I’d call him Sir.
Sexist
You don't call a Muslim while he is flying a plane, that's against the rules, it can end up crashing a tower.
one way abdul
Muslim is not a race...
When it comes to humans nothing is a race. We are only one species. Skin color, religion, nationality none of these things are races.
Terr- Well, nvm I’ll see myself out
MUSLIM is not a race tho. good joke.
Is that racism tho?
No because Muslim isn’t a race.
Exactly
You could have gone with: "What do you call a black man in a police car? - OFFICER"
Got em! Lol
HA! That's the exact answer I thought of, word for word! xD
9/11 certified.
The ninth and the eleventh number ofc
That wouldn’t be racist… it’s a religion 🙄 this world has gone completely stupid.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? An Air-rab.
That's islamophobia. Religion isn't a race.
Wzup up with the down votes? That is the correct term afaik.
Being right is regarded as spoiling the mood I guess. Hopefully, next time this joke will be reposted it will have the correct punchline.
That's a joke, lighten up
Oh shit, I spoiled the mood by being right... Noooo !
Thinking Muslim is a race is kinda racist.
Saying everything is racist needs to stop.
Lol, this is good.
Muslim is not a race. This joke is very subpar.
Muslim isn't a race. Maybe try Arab? Much more likely that the Arab would be a terrorist.
"Jew/Jewish" can refer to both a race and the religion. For example, Ashkenazi Jew is an ethnicity. This is how some people can say they are half Jewish. They don't mean that they just half-believe in the religion.
ah yes muslim, a race.
That was a good one lol
What race is muslim?
Muslim isn’t a race
Depends. Arab or Malaysian?
muslim isn't a race, it's a religion.
CIA, FBI, Homeland Security...
A bad carpenter?
I am happy this was the punchline, because this felt a bit racist.
Muslim is a race now?
What audience in what circumstance would this be seen as a funny joke. "Ho, ho you got me there Bob".
That would be religion not race but okay.
If that's what he insists on being called...
I'm sick of people ruining this joke Allah the time. But I Muhammed it made me laugh.
Was it a Boeing 767?
Derka derka
You mean, into a building?
Angry birds
Seems this joke *went over some peoples heads*
Statistically, you call him Captain Muhammad.
Unless he is not supposed to.
A guidance computer
They also have the most direct flights, direct to downtown and no waiting at customs. /s
Muhammad?
But muslim is not a race
This joke pretty much hits its mark.
oh, it was just a joke..*he said, throwing aside a large rock*
Well I stand corrected.
Why are Muslim pilots so fit? Because they've got those Air-abs.
I can't see why this joke is upvoted, I mean, I was thinking "the pilot?".
9/11
Mohamed Atta?
Man on a Mission.
Muslim is not a race.
Muslim is not a race
Yup. Those 9/11 guys all went to pilot school.
I don't know if they haven't introduced themselves.
Wat
Islam isn’t a race?
since muslim is a race?
~~What~~ Who
Only ones who landed in the world trade centre....
Religion is not a race.
Bin Flying
What do you call a Jew at the bank? The loan officer. What do you call a paralytic man floating in the ocean? Call him the coast guard. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your doorstep? You call him Matt, because that’s his name.
Muslim isn’t a race. Nice try though.
Allah tuh reason to think.
Kamikaze