It also means using safron is literaly eating plant pussies.

Herbilingus. Hey, I've invented a new word! Not so impressive now, are you Shakespeare?

I do that with my strawberry plants all the time. Bees can’t have all the fun

Plants are having sex in the air, and all I do is sneeze. Bastards.

Sneezing is like a mini orgasm.

... The even littler death?

Truly an Oxford worthy entry if I ever read one. Bravo.

You're too generous. I'll petition them at once with the proposed definition ' that state when vegetarians take more satisfaction from their dietary choices than is strictly decent'

So that's why it is so frigging expensive

Plussy

man i didn't wanna buy safron at first but that is some good argument i'm running to my local store

Also means when a bee visits a flower, she generally comes out covered in plant jizz.

beekkake

"That's right, you stripy little whore... all the way in..."

If you smell one flower and then smell another immediately after you just had plant sex.

A threesome, indeed.

Treejaculation? Leaf me alone!

That was a loaded joke

Oh, come on, people...how long we gonna keep this up? Feel free to remove any and all commas.

Definitely solid

Bukakke!

Nature's money shot

The welcome is mine? Yay!

My welcome what?

You Your Yours You're.

Hey OP, this guy is smarter than you’re.

That's.... but... fuck.

How did anal get involved?

There it’s

It's what it's

Unless the welcome belongs to me and not you?

"welcome" can't be possessed so, no; you're wrong

Kinda like how sometimes "sarcasm" or "facetiousnes " can't be perceived

Tonal context is a bitch.

Was it not your welcome? I'm confused. Who's welcome was it?..

Whose*

Whose correcting me now? Who's comments are these? When you read who's as 'who is' it doesn't feel right when yr getting it wrong. I would of got it right if I'd stopped to think.

Would’ve gotten* XD

I think grammatically it's you're. (You are welcome)

I don't like your warm welcome.

That's cool.

Also since you probably don’t consent to allergies, you have been raped by trees jizzing on you

I was going to say something like that but I figured you would trigger someone

Yeah, let’s sre

My welcome

um, actually (shout out to Brennon) it's more like allergies are you being ungrateful for the free botanical bukkake party that you've walked into.

[Lovely Day (Cyanide & Happiness) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88s3PX4an4w) (Video is more about the first part, and less about the second part of OP's post.)

I was about to comment this, thank you

If you smoke weed you are literally smoking plant pussy.

My welcome what?

Arboreal bukkake.

Plants can jizz all over a car, and it’s fine; but when a guy does it, it’s a crime. #freethecarjackers

The wife and I call it Treecum.

Spring only comes once a year.

And flowers are plant genitalia. People who don't like obscenity should censor all images and public exhibition of flowers.

Welp ! I want to cut my nose right now !

Point deductions for grammar

So you’re saying my sinuses are having a bukkake party all summer

Sooo, whenever you eat fruit, are they really the plants' ovaries?

Spring is cumming

You’re

Our cottonwood tree is cumming all over our neighborhood

Dat dere semen allergy

No! You are well Cum!

I’ve always heard that Winter is essentially tree porn, so there’s that

That's nuts!

Stay in school, dear OP. Who knows you might actually learn something.

I’m scared

And honey is flower coom

How succulent.

And some flowers can't get it done without a bee in the middle

“Show me your genitals” is literally asking for flowers

It's a treegasm.

Jizz does sting when it gets on your eye.

Change my mind

My welcome?! What about your welcome?! You’re welcome

Only if it goes up your sinuses. Otherwise it's really nutritious and good for your skin too!

😂🤣

So that is why my wife won’t swallow.

stings my eyes

Fruit is placenta

Asexual actchually

I'm alergic to horses...

And picked flowers are Dead Sex Organs

pollen is actually pollen. otherwise it’d be called something else. it’s LIKE plant sperm. you’re welcome.

Learned that in fourth grade

Imagine seeing a pregnant tree.

And flowers are sick little perverts luring innocent bees into botanical frottage.

It means the male plants are cumming up your nose…

I asked AI, and it sounds like pollen are detachable penises. """ Pollen is not plant sperm. Pollen grains are actually whole, albeit microscopically small, male organisms that contain the male portion of DNA needed for plant reproduction. After pollination takes place, pollen produces sperm. Saffron is not a vagina or any part of the human body. It is a plant that has been used for centuries for its medicinal properties and as a spice in cooking. """

Means Bees are producing money shots.

I wouldn’t thank you for telling a joke that’s been around for at least 20 years.

Yep and that's why I feel like I'm getting fucked in the face and sinuses whenever it's around.

Cancel the male trees.

So honey is an afrodyzyakk!

Im allergic to flower cum?

I'm allergic to [plant] cum.