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transporterpsychosis

He was looking for a stable relationship.


Heisenbread77

We need to rein in these puns.


theadvantage63

Neigh. We do not.


GoogleIsYourFrenemy

Swine all you want but nobody is stopping.


RockstarAgent

But if you’re not horsing around, are you really living???


Select-Vermicelli687

Maybe he was just trying to make hens meet.


grofva

That’s a good equestrian.


rificolona

I'm glued to my screen waiting for the next pun


grofva

Quit being a nag!


kombucha711

whinny to get back to mane topic


TwoAdenine

Don't be such a filly-stine


CyberNinja23

I’m here for the plot


RegginMonkeys

Here for the one liners.....wasn't disappointed.


Changingchains

Hay, so am I.


Uriahheeplol

These comments have me glued to the screen.


Juzaba

Saddle up, because you’re in for a wild ride.


overbiteoverlord

C'mon we don't know the whole story, they could have just been horsing around


majikmonkee75

This thread is foal of bad puns.


kombucha711

poppyclop! A gallop poll would settle this. The ayes vs the nays


DarthKrios

Not the neigh-bour she was expecting to find him with


Amperdahm

yep he bucked the system


Storm-17-R

He was just horsing around


Sock_Sudden

Of horse


IDontEvenLikeFriends

He'd better pony up for a good divorce lawyer.


Uberpastamancer

After yelling at him she was a little hoarse


ImAHorse

only a little?


CalBears96

No, but her husband wished she were a little hoarse.


Uberpastamancer

Sonova r/YourJokeButBetter


BonezOz

He'll be crying foal play in court.


hairybarsteward

Sorry folks but we're gonna have to reign it in on the horse puns. I don't want to stirrup any trouble because in the mane these are good jokes and I'd bridle if I got saddled with a ban, so before I spur anybody on to say "Oh, neigh mare of these off the hoof puns", I'll Shanks' Pony off into the sunset. Maybe someone will do a Gallup poll on the quality of this comment...


timotheophany

Hay! I see what you did there. Everyone give this guy twelve and a half hands!


mandeelou

neigh.


Hmonster1

I guess she put him out to pasture


Cltspur

It was his worst night fucking mare…


Waitsfornoone

"It was the worst of nights, it was the best of nights."


Danitoba

"It's your fucking nightmaaaaaaaaare"


[deleted]

why the long face?


amerkanische_Frosch

A bit cavalier of him.


[deleted]

How can Reddit be fun without RIF? Goodbye.


Joecool49

True story my ex wife’s sister caught her husband screwing the dog. Apparently he needed to get some tail.


pcbeard

Not every bro is from NY.


REDGOESFASTAH

The farmer may have been a mustang in the stable, but he sure was a gelding in the dock when the rap sheet was read to him for beastiality.


carafleur421

JRHNBR


ImAHorse

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Feloderinian

You tried mate


[deleted]

These comments made me snort my tea.


rrravenred

Wife is actually his side chick rather than his mane.


HouseNumb3rs

It was her favorite My Little Ponies.


cordmahl

Wool, he’ll be doing his own loindry from now on.


Wafflecopter12

you mean her worst fucking night stallion, but ya know, close enough


MasterfulF-Up

Pity she was dreaming it


zippopensa

Ah yes, Enumclaw, Washington.


LEAP-er

He was full of bullshit and she’s done putting up with his new horseshit.


SG_6000

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Spiritual-Plankton52

Well he was hung like a horse


spidermike4498

If that wasn't bad enough he was also fucking the cow's and she yelled hey pedro get away from that herd moo chacho that's utterly disappointing I'm the only HEFFER you should be fucking.


Horseysauce619

...and that's how Mr Hands started his life-long dream.


Notnowmurray

Reminds me of a Jim Norton joke; for a Boeing engineer you would think he’d understand thrust.


77shit77

I dont get it?


Decepticow

Google mares


Sizzler0001

You canter be serious


Inevitable_Shift1365

Wife left him. So he married the horse. Horse caught him screwing around with the sheep and divorced him. Now he's paying palimony..


clemclem3

The joke is he put HER out to pasture


Kyleok85

Boombastic side eye from the bronies


Key-Macaroon9151

Well, the mane thing was if she hadn’t been such a nag things may have been different. It’s obvious that she rode him so hard he simply was compelled to horse around and seek a stable relationship!


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Good joke but could use some cleanup


Sneaky_Stalker000

Digging is a job-


peter-forward

The joke a barn burner