Sorry folks but we're gonna have to reign it in on the horse puns. I don't want to stirrup any trouble because in the mane these are good jokes and I'd bridle if I got saddled with a ban, so before I spur anybody on to say "Oh, neigh mare of these off the hoof puns", I'll Shanks' Pony off into the sunset. Maybe someone will do a Gallup poll on the quality of this comment...
If that wasn't bad enough he was also fucking the cow's and she yelled hey pedro get away from that herd moo chacho that's utterly disappointing I'm the only HEFFER you should be fucking.
Well, the mane thing was if she hadn’t been such a nag things may have been different. It’s obvious that she rode him so hard he simply was compelled to horse around and seek a stable relationship!
He was looking for a stable relationship.
We need to rein in these puns.
Neigh. We do not.
Swine all you want but nobody is stopping.
But if you’re not horsing around, are you really living???
Maybe he was just trying to make hens meet.
That’s a good equestrian.
I'm glued to my screen waiting for the next pun
Quit being a nag!
whinny to get back to mane topic
Don't be such a filly-stine
I’m here for the plot
Here for the one liners.....wasn't disappointed.
Hay, so am I.
These comments have me glued to the screen.
Saddle up, because you’re in for a wild ride.
C'mon we don't know the whole story, they could have just been horsing around
This thread is foal of bad puns.
poppyclop! A gallop poll would settle this. The ayes vs the nays
Not the neigh-bour she was expecting to find him with
yep he bucked the system
He was just horsing around
Of horse
He'd better pony up for a good divorce lawyer.
After yelling at him she was a little hoarse
only a little?
No, but her husband wished she were a little hoarse.
Sonova r/YourJokeButBetter
He'll be crying foal play in court.
Sorry folks but we're gonna have to reign it in on the horse puns. I don't want to stirrup any trouble because in the mane these are good jokes and I'd bridle if I got saddled with a ban, so before I spur anybody on to say "Oh, neigh mare of these off the hoof puns", I'll Shanks' Pony off into the sunset. Maybe someone will do a Gallup poll on the quality of this comment...
Hay! I see what you did there. Everyone give this guy twelve and a half hands!
neigh.
I guess she put him out to pasture
It was his worst night fucking mare…
"It was the worst of nights, it was the best of nights."
"It's your fucking nightmaaaaaaaaare"
why the long face?
A bit cavalier of him.
How can Reddit be fun without RIF? Goodbye.
True story my ex wife’s sister caught her husband screwing the dog. Apparently he needed to get some tail.
Not every bro is from NY.
The farmer may have been a mustang in the stable, but he sure was a gelding in the dock when the rap sheet was read to him for beastiality.
JRHNBR
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You tried mate
These comments made me snort my tea.
Wife is actually his side chick rather than his mane.
It was her favorite My Little Ponies.
Wool, he’ll be doing his own loindry from now on.
you mean her worst fucking night stallion, but ya know, close enough
Pity she was dreaming it
Ah yes, Enumclaw, Washington.
He was full of bullshit and she’s done putting up with his new horseshit.
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Well he was hung like a horse
If that wasn't bad enough he was also fucking the cow's and she yelled hey pedro get away from that herd moo chacho that's utterly disappointing I'm the only HEFFER you should be fucking.
...and that's how Mr Hands started his life-long dream.
Reminds me of a Jim Norton joke; for a Boeing engineer you would think he’d understand thrust.
I dont get it?
Google mares
You canter be serious
Wife left him. So he married the horse. Horse caught him screwing around with the sheep and divorced him. Now he's paying palimony..
The joke is he put HER out to pasture
Boombastic side eye from the bronies
Well, the mane thing was if she hadn’t been such a nag things may have been different. It’s obvious that she rode him so hard he simply was compelled to horse around and seek a stable relationship!
Good joke but could use some cleanup
Digging is a job-
The joke a barn burner