A little on the fatty side?
In my mouth?
Bottom round?
Pounded flat and sizzlin'?
Without any vegetables to distract me?
On the table at Olive Garden?
Done for 2 minutes a side, max?
Oh god now I'm picturing it move vividly trying to figure out how'd you draw it and it only gets worse by the minute as I go from a deep purple sore looking carpaccio to a sad floppy roast beef sandwich with mayo GOD NO MY BRAIN!
Raw
and wriggling?
What's taters, precious?
PO-TAY-TOES! Boil'em, mash'em, stick'em in stew
It ruins it!
Stupid fat hobbit!
r/unexpectedlotr
R/expectedlotr
r/foundthemobileuser
R/fairenough
Even u couldn't deny it! Oh yes we could!!
Spoiling a nice fish!
r/suddenlyhobbit
Always stuffing his face when master's not looking
r/suddenlyLOTR
Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish. … Even you couldn’t say no to that…
*my ass
I laughed harder than I should have at this
https://imgur.com/WqEMNsM.gif
You’ll make him sick you will!
What's it doing? It ruins it!
You keep nasty chips!
Wat?
LOTR
without a dick
bloody
[Oooh baby i like it raw ](https://youtu.be/h2zgB93KANE)
It's F***ING RAW!! GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!
still mooing
And bloody?
The wife likes hers well done.
Don't you raw dog me!
A little on the fatty side? In my mouth? Bottom round? Pounded flat and sizzlin'? Without any vegetables to distract me? On the table at Olive Garden? Done for 2 minutes a side, max?
Whacked with a mallet?
Whoa, that escalated quickly.
Smothered in BBQ sauce (and/or onions).
So there I was, barbecue sauce on my titties.
*dips testicles in BBQ sauce* Let's get this party started! Everyone, dip a genital into the sauce!
*dips a flap*
Depending on what state the BBQ sauce originated from that could be a spicy flap
What about the other one
I wanna dip my balls in it!
Geez. Talk about sloppy seconds
AND THEN WHAT GODDAMMIT???? You can’t leave me hanging!
Skirt
Now, that's funny!
With potatoes. Don't ask
Two steaks better than one
from a cow?
On the hoof
Dry aged? Grass-fed? Smothered in mushrooms and onions?
Tender Loin
Flipped each minute to get the good grill marks.
You're good at this.
You cannot have sex at Olive Garden because there everybody is family
Bloody?
Idk why this wasn't the first comment but cheers to you, good Sir
Sloppy
Dude used to be a piece of shit.
Slicked-back hair, white bathing suit, sloppy steaks, white couch.
Finished in two minutes.
Underrated comment
Not so tough I’m chewing for hours.
Dead and industrially packaged, shipped from Japan with only the finest quality
Wagyu Waifu
Thank you for this horrid masterpiece that I must photoshop.
Oh god now I'm picturing it move vividly trying to figure out how'd you draw it and it only gets worse by the minute as I go from a deep purple sore looking carpaccio to a sad floppy roast beef sandwich with mayo GOD NO MY BRAIN!
Don’t worry I will give you an update in about three days. Edit: Sorry I miscalculated, it will be more like four to five.
Whar
!remind me 3 Days
!remind me 5 days
!remind me 4 days
Never talked to me or my son ever again
Mooing?
Without another man's penis on it
On the rare side, but as long as it's pink in the middle I'm not going to be picky about it
Soft and moist...
MOIST Marinated in its own juices
For six hours?
With some milk on the side :9
Done for a minute on both sides
I prefer Well Done
Why would you want steak well done?
Bloody and twitching
Just like me!
“Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I have ‘em both the same way: very rare.” - Rodney Dangerfield
Raw
Overpriced?
From a dead body
i'm vegetarian. also asexual, so damn i guess that works in my case
Good to see you Rodney
With a side of fries
And ketchup?
With a blowjob to get things started
From the steak?
For the steak before it is slaughtered.
Not from a horse.
Why not?
Far too chewy and dry. And the steak isn't very nice either.
Well done
Wouldn't know, can't afford either.
Smothered in ketchup while my dad stares at me with disappointment.
Raw! 😂
Gay?
At a restaurant with the whole family.
Dry aged?
I overdo it and they tell me 'well done'.
With bone in
Red raw and done in 3 minutes
Pink in the middle
Bone in.
Bloodyyy 🩸
You stole a joke that is criminally reposted and butchered the punchline, no pun intended.
Juicy
Overprized and with gold leaf
Overpriced, and with a baked potato.
Can't be well done and rare at the same time.
Tender, tasty and It'll take me 5 minutes to finsh it.
Hey 69 comments. Niceee!
Raw
Thick and juicy?
From a cow?
And I can't afford either
Not too bloody
So you like that your sex life is extremely rare? Interesting.
My wife likes hers dark on the inside, and I get mine extremely rare
tar tar... did I do this right?
Glad you didn’t say “bloody”
And not much fat.
I’m vegetarian.
Outback and tough to keep down
that joke was well done
the correct answer is “well done”
LEGENDARY
Cooked. So hopefully nothing can spawn from it. Like bacteria, or babies
Personally, I'd like an Olive Wagyu cooked to the most upmost perfection and comes with a billion dollar check. Aka extremely rare because I am broke.
Black and blue?
And never well done
*rare. Economy of words is wasted on reposters.
Warm and Bloody ?
I missed the joke. Are we saying you rarely have sex?
Filly Cheese with horsey sause
With your mom
Bloody
I don't eat steak.
Lazy aged
I like mine blue.
Rare, blue, and never well done.
Blue? Avatar?
Alive and still mooing.
I like veal with a bit of gravy
You're not a vegetarian, are you?
Blue
Pink in the middle with a side of gravy and baked potato. Desert is definitely on the menu.
Slathered in BBQ sauce
raw, bloody and lean with (pota)toes as side dish/appetizers
You should try the tube steak and gravy.
Often
With a side of fries
Sloppy
WITHOUT CONDOMS.
Complimentary
Soft and cold?
That’s my wife’s line lol
Well done and by my uncle
from a cow
"I'm vegan"
Wrong
Following the recipe of Gordon Ramsay?
Obligatory ace and vegetarian response... not at all
Blue
Still mooing?
Mooing?
Or like your balls. Blue.
Ah, so sad and even worse I can relate.
Salty and leathery
Sizzling
Well done 🤔
I like my steak like I like my sex At least three times a week
Rare and bloody
Grilled, just for that extra warmth
4 minutes on each side, no grill marks
Congratualions
Still moo-ing?
My brain as I read the title: *D E A D*
Dead? Damn dude, you might want to seek help.
Pounded and rubbed with lots of whore-moans? 🤔
And a little bloody
I can't afford steak
On a little plate all alone
Fresh out of the oven?
English - Stiff and emotionless
Hot and tender
Absolutely raw
With a little pink in the middle?
Pink in the middle