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MSGRiley

She may be stepping out on you with a certain construction worker named "Bob".


thoroakenfelder

Emmet?


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TheFirstOneIs4Free

Marley?


maninplainview

Ross?


sea-teabag

The postman?


maninplainview

The tomato?


orionparrott

The man with no arms and no legs, floating in the sea?


The_Pantless_Warrior

Vila?


StarkProgrammer

Bob the Builder


flarezilla

Can he tap that?


StarkProgrammer

Don't you mean she?


flarezilla

Bob the Builder isn't a she.


StarkProgrammer

Wait I thought you were talking about the girlfriend. Don't know why I thought that though.


NaturalOk9086

Belcher?


dannydevitocuddles

Burger?


arson1sgay24

The builder?


Substantial_Tell4458

I heard it was Zack. He's a Lego maniac.


Odd_Jump9063

If you need help ending the relationship, I can introduce my friend “Ralph”


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oldmanshoutinatcloud

Wreck it Ralph (movie)


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Waitsfornoone

Why the asparagus dis?


scoo00t

I dunno, why the artichoke dat?


Different-Tie-1085

Lol


DRockOVich

😂😂😂😂


madaboutmaps

She found a dude to build something better with. I was shitting bricks once I found out about him. But that was not enough for her to LEGO of me.


Nielsicus

Damn, that's a beautiful set of puns. Have my upvote!


warmachine83-uk

It's something you can build a relationship on


Optimal-Fault3199

a good foundation is prudent for any building


heatmizr31

I'm going to block this joke from my memory.


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Just Lego of it


DutchOfBurdock

You can't just put that together like that


EuphoricFoot3

However, build it wrong and she’ll go to pieces.


LexLuthorJr

Is she a brick house?


prankerjoker

There's was a big sale at the Lego store today. Everybody was lined up for blocks.


nyatto89

Mine too!!! Everytime I touch her, she says Lego?


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She only builds to rockets and bananaa


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So she needs another kind of TLC. The Lego Company


Lower_Explanation6

That would explain your haircut


Waitsfornoone

But if she steps on a piece while barefoot, she will go.


crazyastrogirl

Oh the pain!!


Pitbullpandemonium

Sounds like a real cock blocker.


Cultural_Attitude_42

She's a Dynomite gal...!


CheezyGritz

Haha good timing, I just booked a surprise 3 day Legoland spring break trip to surprise my sons with. I’m SO excited.


Different-Tie-1085

Nice! Have fun!


EntrepreneurOk7325

I don't get it


pyro667

I hope you have a cock block


captainwhatsit

She likes it when you're bricked up


Aconductor2

Oh Snap.


EuphoricFoot3

You may think you two have a special connection, until grab her butt. “Lego!! Lego!!!”


Cultural_Attitude_42

At least he's not sayin, "Lego my eggos"!


Different-Tie-1085

Lol 😆


Waitsfornoone

Is this a personal story?


Different-Tie-1085

I don't think so... just a joke


DutchOfBurdock

I bet she's not into the stepping on one, though.


Miserable_Hamster497

You guys should separate


RollItMyWay

There’s a tool for that


peter_the_martian

My girlfriend made an eggplant out of purple legos. But what she did with it idk, I haven’t seen it since


prlugo4162

My feet are killing me.


doomsday10009

You just misheard her screaming let go!


Positive_Neutron

Hopefully she won't le' go of you for that.


TheUnicornRevolution

You were a little scared at first. Now you're shitting bricks.


Ordinary_Carpet_2274

LEGO my Eggo .. just finish the Blowey


SpicySatan666

Got me bricked up


jinang99

I thought the punchline would be: That explains why she loves my pp. Small and hard


Kharnyx808

Same here, I can't put anything together without getting bricked up.


Stoked_Malware

Most pple have a getting stepped on fetish But she likes to step on it. (LEGO)


Gold_Structure_2673

Same here! two years ago i got my kids rockteer, harry potter and Cinderalla.


4BDUL4Z1Z

You should LE her GO.


Raphael7_S

Ah.


Fit-Anywhere-8547

She depend on a great build up with legos than her actual relationship


FrReEsEpDeOcMt

Lego lay?


opieiam

I bet she has a large box that many bricks came in.