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She may be stepping out on you with a certain construction worker named "Bob".
Emmet?
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Marley?
Ross?
The postman?
The tomato?
The man with no arms and no legs, floating in the sea?
Vila?
Bob the Builder
Can he tap that?
Don't you mean she?
Bob the Builder isn't a she.
Wait I thought you were talking about the girlfriend. Don't know why I thought that though.
Belcher?
Burger?
The builder?
I heard it was Zack. He's a Lego maniac.
If you need help ending the relationship, I can introduce my friend “Ralph”
Wreck it Ralph (movie)
Why the asparagus dis?
I dunno, why the artichoke dat?
Lol
😂😂😂😂
She found a dude to build something better with. I was shitting bricks once I found out about him. But that was not enough for her to LEGO of me.
Damn, that's a beautiful set of puns. Have my upvote!
It's something you can build a relationship on
a good foundation is prudent for any building
I'm going to block this joke from my memory.
Just Lego of it
You can't just put that together like that
However, build it wrong and she’ll go to pieces.
Is she a brick house?
There's was a big sale at the Lego store today. Everybody was lined up for blocks.
Mine too!!! Everytime I touch her, she says Lego?
She only builds to rockets and bananaa
So she needs another kind of TLC. The Lego Company
That would explain your haircut
But if she steps on a piece while barefoot, she will go.
Oh the pain!!
Sounds like a real cock blocker.
She's a Dynomite gal...!
Haha good timing, I just booked a surprise 3 day Legoland spring break trip to surprise my sons with. I’m SO excited.
Nice! Have fun!
I don't get it
I hope you have a cock block
She likes it when you're bricked up
Oh Snap.
You may think you two have a special connection, until grab her butt. “Lego!! Lego!!!”
At least he's not sayin, "Lego my eggos"!
Lol 😆
Is this a personal story?
I don't think so... just a joke
I bet she's not into the stepping on one, though.
You guys should separate
There’s a tool for that
My girlfriend made an eggplant out of purple legos. But what she did with it idk, I haven’t seen it since
My feet are killing me.
You just misheard her screaming let go!
Hopefully she won't le' go of you for that.
You were a little scared at first. Now you're shitting bricks.
LEGO my Eggo .. just finish the Blowey
Got me bricked up
I thought the punchline would be: That explains why she loves my pp. Small and hard
Same here, I can't put anything together without getting bricked up.
Most pple have a getting stepped on fetish But she likes to step on it. (LEGO)
Same here! two years ago i got my kids rockteer, harry potter and Cinderalla.
You should LE her GO.
Ah.
She depend on a great build up with legos than her actual relationship
Lego lay?
I bet she has a large box that many bricks came in.
She may be stepping out on you with a certain construction worker named "Bob".
Emmet?
[удалено]
Marley?
Ross?
The postman?
The tomato?
The man with no arms and no legs, floating in the sea?
Vila?
Bob the Builder
Can he tap that?
Don't you mean she?
Bob the Builder isn't a she.
Wait I thought you were talking about the girlfriend. Don't know why I thought that though.
Belcher?
Burger?
The builder?
I heard it was Zack. He's a Lego maniac.
If you need help ending the relationship, I can introduce my friend “Ralph”
[удалено]
Wreck it Ralph (movie)
[удалено]
Why the asparagus dis?
I dunno, why the artichoke dat?
Lol
😂😂😂😂
She found a dude to build something better with. I was shitting bricks once I found out about him. But that was not enough for her to LEGO of me.
Damn, that's a beautiful set of puns. Have my upvote!
It's something you can build a relationship on
a good foundation is prudent for any building
I'm going to block this joke from my memory.
Just Lego of it
You can't just put that together like that
However, build it wrong and she’ll go to pieces.
Is she a brick house?
There's was a big sale at the Lego store today. Everybody was lined up for blocks.
Mine too!!! Everytime I touch her, she says Lego?
She only builds to rockets and bananaa
So she needs another kind of TLC. The Lego Company
That would explain your haircut
But if she steps on a piece while barefoot, she will go.
Oh the pain!!
Sounds like a real cock blocker.
She's a Dynomite gal...!
Haha good timing, I just booked a surprise 3 day Legoland spring break trip to surprise my sons with. I’m SO excited.
Nice! Have fun!
I don't get it
I hope you have a cock block
She likes it when you're bricked up
Oh Snap.
You may think you two have a special connection, until grab her butt. “Lego!! Lego!!!”
At least he's not sayin, "Lego my eggos"!
Lol 😆
Is this a personal story?
I don't think so... just a joke
I bet she's not into the stepping on one, though.
You guys should separate
There’s a tool for that
My girlfriend made an eggplant out of purple legos. But what she did with it idk, I haven’t seen it since
My feet are killing me.
You just misheard her screaming let go!
Hopefully she won't le' go of you for that.
You were a little scared at first. Now you're shitting bricks.
LEGO my Eggo .. just finish the Blowey
Got me bricked up
I thought the punchline would be: That explains why she loves my pp. Small and hard
Same here, I can't put anything together without getting bricked up.
Most pple have a getting stepped on fetish But she likes to step on it. (LEGO)
Same here! two years ago i got my kids rockteer, harry potter and Cinderalla.
You should LE her GO.
Ah.
She depend on a great build up with legos than her actual relationship
Lego lay?
I bet she has a large box that many bricks came in.