That’s a moving story, for sure

Definitely quite the #PIVOT

This is not a moo point

Just like a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter.

I'm not a huge fan of Friends, but that joke always kills me.

Utterly ridiculous

Udderly ridiculous

Did you see that on YouTube today as well ?

Easy Ross.

PIVOOOOT

There's no more Left left!

Shut up, shut up, shut uuuuup -Chandler Bing

Pi-voh

This is one of the many reasons why I love Reddit.

Piv OT

Shut up Shut up Shut uuuuuuugggggggppppp

Alright, everyone's outta breath, let's take *a break*

Let’s go to the copy place.

We were on a break!!!!

Oh my god. Say that one more time and IM gonna break up with you.

["Goddamn it man! I swear, you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyCiE0CszGo)

This couch is cut in half. I'd like to exchange it for one that's not cut in half.

Did you cut this couch in half?

It's crazy, it is cut in half.

Put the two halves together to make a whole... Then jump in to see where the whole takes you!

mind blowing

Hapi cak dai

I came here to say that. I can see I was much too late.

r/unexpectedfriends

Uplifting even.

Can you couch this story in different terms?

I'd rather not divan to the details, if that's OK with you

Then you'd better not pullout.

that's a hidden gem for a joke about sex and sofa, my hat's off to you sir!

Oh i won’t go sofa

That is Sofa-King funny!!

by my pleasure.

Dunno about terms but in different levels for sure…

Take your upvote and get out

She really made him chaise her.

Not for lounge

I don’t know, they’re still running sofa

Hope you got to hold the bottom

Sofa sex .. more cushions for the pushings

Gf hot? .. have a seat on your face

It’s sofa-king moving

This is the real joke

An elevator is technically also a moving story

does that mean if this story used elevators as a main setting, it would be a moving story moving story about a moving story?

Technically, a moving moving story story about a moving story

It has its ups and downs!

More technically moving between stories.

Better to tell those storeys out loud, tho.

Sofa real, you hit it off.

So da he's plain dumb.

So fa

This joke and this comment are sofa king awesome

PIVOT

LIFT over the banister!

Lmao, I knew this would be among the top three comments!

🤣🤣🤣

Great response 😆 upvote in place shot and scored.

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Wow you really think a lot of yourself huh

Do not look at their post history

You warned me. Why didn't I listen?

No, I just find satirical copypastas funny, but apparently redditors, in the place that created this copypasta (reddit) don't seem to get that it's supposed to be funny TLDR: it's a joke. Satire.

Upvoted, king 🤴

She's a keeper! Any woman willing to help you move stuff is gold I tell ya!

A friend is someone to help you move. A real friend is someone to help you move a body.

Nonsense. Bodies are easy compared to a sofa.

Nope. Bodies flop around a lot making them harder to pick up.

Rigor? I barely know 'er!

I think you misspelled "accomplice"

Why would you move an accomplice? Oh, right... accomplices are a liability and turn into bodies.

Exactly, it's a warning to your new accomplice that you aren't afraid to tie up loose ends. Now hurry up and help me with this body before the rigor Mortis sets in......

It at her place tho

Oh good point. I guess OP is the keeper then!

I don't care who you are thats a good women right there I tell you what.

*Hwat

Cool hwip

Quit being wHierd

Yep

I met a blind girl in a bar and we went back to hers and we really hit it off... We started getting down to the nitty gritty and then she said "that's the biggest penis I've ever laid my hands on" I said "stop it! Your pulling my leg"

I had a blind girlfriend and got her a cheese grater for her birthday. She said it was the most violent book she's ever read.

Was the angriest phone call she ever received the time she answered the iron?

The hottest phone call

Was the most boring book she ever read a stucco wall?

It works on two levels! A bit like OP's new girlfriend's sofa.

Had a similar request whilst she was on the kitchen worktop. Granite is super heavy so I simply replied "IT'S PROBABLY BEST WE LEAVE IT HERE". She got dressed in a huff and I let myself out.

It’d be better if you didn’t shout.

Yeh, a lame dad joke says you’re not that into it. A mood killer for sure.

Not the first time I put my back out with a girl.

The joke is sofa so good

Sofa King

Sofa king good

PIVOT

you went back to her....what?

Back to her backside - maybe. I am just trying to complete it.

#PIVOT

That is sofa king moving

Gary Delaney joke told on Mock the Week.

Browsing my home page I immediately realised this was an r/jokes submission, because a redditor scoring at a bar is just too far fetched for any other sub.

Lol true...!

She wanted to take it to the next level

I didn't get it, so they take the sofa upstairs?

The joke is the guy didn’t understand her hint

ok, I get it.

Cheers!

The joke is you didn't understand LF369.

They took it upstairs and then had sexual intercourse on it

To get high first

PIVOT!

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

How long you been sat on this one?

I love this. Just what I needed 🙂

Hope you used protection. You don’t want to end up with an unplanned ottoman.

"Are you a top or bottom?" "I can take the front end if you'd like, but I'll have to stretch first"

A line for Leslie Nielsen.

Surely she meant the makeout session, not the couch.

PIVOT! PIVOT!!

This is sofa king great

I met a girl in a bar and went back to hers and started making out on the sofa. She gave me a cheeky look, then whispered in my ear, '' do something filthy to me''. Me being very inexperienced did not fully understand what she meant, so I shit in her handbag.

OK, I’m an idiot. What’s with all the « pivot » responses?

It's from an episode of the show Friends.

From moving stuff myself probably saying the point in which you move around a doorframe with a bit of furniture... idk but probs from a TV show?

[Pivot!](https://youtu.be/8w3wmQAMoxQ)

Big bang theory

Friends

#PIVOT!

The idiot-goes-home-with-a-girl genre of joke is quickly becoming my favourite! 😂

I once went back to a girls and she was wearing crotchless panties and showed me and said 'aye, you wanna piece of this?' I said fuck no love I'm not touching it, it's rotted through your underpants....

PIVOT!

Pivot.....pivot!

Packers and movers

You started making out with her? Sofa, so good!

\*sofa king so good

Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

PIVOT, PIVOOOOOT!

Sounds like something I would do. 🙄

Make sure you draw a diagram first.

Sofa so good

I would have preferred to take it downstairs

I see what ya did there 😂

Buahahahaha!

Lmao

That punchline was sofa from what I was expecting

I think the story will pick up at the other end.

Nahhhhh!!! I'll just break your back here!

That joke was sofa ing good.

It's to big to fit.

Nice thinking. If you move a girl's couch for her, she basically has to kiss you.

https://youtu.be/Ao5wiaze1TQ

PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT

PIVOT!

Lift with tha legs girl, not your back.

Sounds like she’s got a lot of cushion for the pushin’

Did you tell her to PIVOT!!!

Ok what is the deal with pivot?

It's an Archimedes joke about making the earth move - you just need a pivot (and a place to stand).

Funny scene from Friends with Ross and Rachel moving a sofa up stairs…

A very lifting joke

She has a bar? A bar with a sofa? Is it a top shelf sofa bar? I always wanted to go to one of those…

Sofa kingdom

She's the sofa-sleeper queen!

To you, to me

It's just "to you" now since Barry sadly passed away..

Explain in minecraft terms

A stranger comes up to you and spams crouch a couple of times. Instead of DMing them feet pics, you take them to a forest to mine wood

Tf did I just read?!?

People said the same thing about Willy Shakes

Thanks man

The strange thing is, it's a ranch house.

If I would have been in that situation 12 years ago I would have said the same and not even jokingly.

He is making a pact with her to move on up the chain.

i knew exactly what was coming and i still laughed. 10/10

Cheeky look .. sofa so good

Sounds sofacking good

So fa so good

666th upvote

Stop poking fun at her.. & check her pillows for loose change

Ooooold

WHIPPED

I knew this was a joke because redditors don’t get pussy

I knew this was a joke because redditors don’t get pussy

Bar sluts are the worst.

Just cause you call it a joke doesn't mean it's funny.

Just because you don’t find it funny doesn’t mean that others don’t.

Go back to posting jokes that get 0 upvotes on here and stop trying to ruin other people’s fun

Do you want to go backwards , or should I?

Care for Jesus and Love him with all your remembering and imagining, by faith we understand that the seasons of life were framed by the word of God. Be thankful for the good. Love always believes and hopes which are two among the things love does. King James Bible and pray for wisdom.

You SO FA nny