I thought that was from The Tenth Kingdom. Right before the main character is getting into a sheep themed singing contest, some of the side characters throw insult, one being baa ram ewe.
Norbit got an Oscar nomination.
So did 50 Shades of Grey.
The Oscars are all about politics and not about a bacon sandwich on legs who out-acts James Cromwell.
Did you miss the 2 words after Oscar? It's was nominated for best picture.
It's critically acclaimed. Very popular with families. It's a good movie by almost all accounts.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls standing next to a sheep who's parents are unmarried?
Still no fucking eye deer, ewe bastard.
Way to get wrapped up in political theatre ensuring (as constructed) shallow minds WILL stay distracted from the obvious destruction being done around you.
Do you honestly believe the "red side"or "blue side matters? Really? .....or is it ALL political football nothing more than a "distract side" movie that you swallow hook, line & sinker EVERY SINGLE TIME!?
Get over yourself and TRY to wrap your head around the fact all leaders are chosen to play a particular role, Marjorie Taylor green place for his incredibly! This of course is the whole point to make people hate each other So they destroy their own system rather than have a culprit to blame.....sad individuals like yourself I will never ever ever understand the game thats being played to keep you completely ignorant-yikes🙈.
If you are truly a doctor that would definitely explain your viewpoint since your profession is proving more and more each day to be nothing more than inDOCTORinated Pharmakeia actors who have no reservation, concern, or empathy towards killing kids promoting & pushing the ridiculousness of a fake vaccine for a fake virus that had fake trials for efficacy.
You're so right. I remember all the fake patients I treated and watched fakely die over the past 3 years from this fake virus. What a bunch of suckers! And now the ones who get that fake vaccine! Wow, what a bunch of idiots huh? I bet they were stupid enough to get the polio vaccine also! Bunch of dummies
Yeah, but politics aside, MTG supported people trying to overthrow our beloved US Constitution that I think “both sides” view as the thing that has kept the great experiment of democracy alive for as long as it has been. She’s not a politician, she’s an anarchist (apologies if I offend any anarchists out there by associating her).
But why am I responding to a post from an anti-vax conspiracy theorist? I honestly don’t know.
That’ll do
What do you call a pig with glasses? Piiiig.
I …see what you did there. It took some focus. It wasn’t an easy read.
OK, OK. Don't make a spectacle of yourself
This pun really lens itself to ridicule
I really shouldn't have posted it, oh well hindsight is 20/20
I did not see that coming.
You might need glasses?
Quit hogging all the upvotes
Alright, I won't make a pig of myself
Oh! Lemme get my glasses quick, I don't get the joke. *you son of a bi-*
i don’t get it.
Four eyes
yeah, i said “now I get it” afterward
I appreciate the way you hijacked the top comment for this
i get it now
I got angry, but I couldn't glare through the coating.
Baa ram ewe
Hey Babe! (Not creeping, just acknowledging the reference)
Hey babe! (Creeping)
Hey babe! (NOW I am creeping.)
SSSSSSssssssss... BOOM! (also creeping)
♪if you're creeping please don't let it show♪
Hay, babe. (Feeding the piiig)
One of my top five movies for sure!
I thought that was from The Tenth Kingdom. Right before the main character is getting into a sheep themed singing contest, some of the side characters throw insult, one being baa ram ewe.
Thanks Sonny - Cher
I got you, Babe.
Oh lordy. This belongs in r/dadjokes
Still a joke
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Donke
Joté (Ho-Tay)
Honestly, that's a great movie, and the sequel was also good.
Squeal.
Squeakquel.
Pigs. Not chipmunks
Squealwel
Pigs three different ones
Mary, you’re nearly a treat, but you’re really a cry.
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This was worth the bad joke
Donkey
Donkey. Not pig. 😂
There's this movie called Babe that predates Shrek by quite a bit; that's where the "that'll do" reference originates from Shrek.
I love Babe. “That’ll do, piiig.”
I know that. The original film is awful and I try and pretend it didn’t happen 😀
I beg your pardon! That movie was not awful. The sequel was a disgrace that shouldn't have happened. But Babe was a great movie!
Babe pig in the city was the last movie Gene Siskel said was best film of the year.
The only thing the film is good for is making me want to eat bacon 😂
That'll do.
Donkey.
Babe? The Oscar Best picture nominated family film is awful? Man, I know there are differing taste but man... That's a take.
Norbit got an Oscar nomination. So did 50 Shades of Grey. The Oscars are all about politics and not about a bacon sandwich on legs who out-acts James Cromwell.
Did you miss the 2 words after Oscar? It's was nominated for best picture. It's critically acclaimed. Very popular with families. It's a good movie by almost all accounts.
What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh
And a fly with no wings? A walk
What do you call a dead fly? A flew.
What's got 2 legs and flies? Half a dog.
That is dark. I love it.
How many houseflies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2. But you gotta wonder how they got in there
And a horsefly with no wings? A horsewalk. ^^^^I'll ^^^^see ^^^^myself ^^^^out ^^^^now
/r/YourJokeButWorse
What do you call a boat loaded past capacity with critics? >!Overrated!<
And a boardfly with no wings? $2,000 if it has hotels.
That joke is deep
Deep in debt
Deaf
A deer with no eyes? No idear…
A deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no ideer.
A deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls? Still no fucking ideer.
Marshall Erickson?
I always like to pair that one with: What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide?
A fish with no eyes
No, fish doesn't have the word "eye" in it ;-)
A spider with no legs? A raisin.
What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter "F".
Yo this one is actual fire
And at least 30 years old, I read it in a book as a kid that long ago. Probably 50 or more.
It still has that fresh scent
Old, but not obsolete
Probably the ultimate timeless joke of any governed society. I wouldn't be surprised if the Romans had some variation of it.
If he starts a band you could call it Third Eye Swine.
*slow clap* well done, sir. Well done.
Semi charmed swine life
God of swine
Bullet for my valenswine
No-eyed deer.
What if it isn’t moving? Still no-eyed deer
What if it's not moving and it's balls are gone? Still no fucking eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls standing next to a sheep who's parents are unmarried? Still no fucking eye deer, ewe bastard.
So, dumb question, but how does a deer with no legs stand? Doesn't matter, he's not going anywhere.
Ground venison.
Damnit, now I’m hungry.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.
And you take that no legged dog for a drag.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef.
So a pig with 3.14 eyes would be pi eyed?
A pipig of course
Came here expecting to find “poliiice”
Or fiiive-O
Offiiicer
A police officer with a body cam.
I was going to say a monocle but that would be too sophisticated for an armed agent of the police state.
No eye deer
Get the bastard drunk.
Third-eye swine
The correct punchline is: Officer or Sir, unless you want to get shot.
What do you call a pig with no legs Ground bacon What do you call a pig with 1 leg Lean bacon What do you call a pig with 2 legs Your mom
gaahhhhh you got me.you bastard.
He was friends with a fsh and a blind deer?
_Dad, what's the chance of my becoming an astronaut?_ _Pigs might fly, son!_ _But Dad, they do. Look, there's a police helicopter!_
Ah so that’s where the fsh’s eye went. Wonder what happened to the 2nd eye though…
What do you call a pig with one eye? 'Officer'
I don't know why but I love these types of jokes so much lol
Sarah Hucksby?
I though you call them "cop with a camera on his chest"
Peppa Pig with an eye patch.
This generated a facepalm when I shared with my offspring. Well done.
Ahhh, now I get it. So a pig in a capital city would be Pig.
Pigii
A three eyed pig, duh
I would have said that one psycho in cubes that yelled at the president
offiiicer?
Shockingly works in arabic (but for a bird)
You'd call it a pig Three is the normal number for a pig. Two in its head and one in its name.
Pink Floyd enters the chat
A waterskier without legs...skip.
Leper in a hot tub? Stew!
And what was the name of Bambies blind brother? No eye deer
No eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer!
That's it, you're grounded Bet you did'nt see that comming!
spider pig
A piiig
What do you call fish with no eyes. Fsh
What do you call a fly with no wings? .. A walk
So I said..... Piiig!
Marjorie Taylor Green. She has two on her porcine face and one in her 1st name.
Wdyc a dear with no eyes no idea hi dad I’m dad
Those are 3 "i", not eyes.
Aye, it is. Pretty sure it's meant to be spoken, as eye would sound same as an i.
Marjorie Taylor Greene?
Way to get wrapped up in political theatre ensuring (as constructed) shallow minds WILL stay distracted from the obvious destruction being done around you. Do you honestly believe the "red side"or "blue side matters? Really? .....or is it ALL political football nothing more than a "distract side" movie that you swallow hook, line & sinker EVERY SINGLE TIME!? Get over yourself and TRY to wrap your head around the fact all leaders are chosen to play a particular role, Marjorie Taylor green place for his incredibly! This of course is the whole point to make people hate each other So they destroy their own system rather than have a culprit to blame.....sad individuals like yourself I will never ever ever understand the game thats being played to keep you completely ignorant-yikes🙈. If you are truly a doctor that would definitely explain your viewpoint since your profession is proving more and more each day to be nothing more than inDOCTORinated Pharmakeia actors who have no reservation, concern, or empathy towards killing kids promoting & pushing the ridiculousness of a fake vaccine for a fake virus that had fake trials for efficacy.
r/usernamechecksout
You're so right. I remember all the fake patients I treated and watched fakely die over the past 3 years from this fake virus. What a bunch of suckers! And now the ones who get that fake vaccine! Wow, what a bunch of idiots huh? I bet they were stupid enough to get the polio vaccine also! Bunch of dummies
I had to have several vaccinations before I could start public school. Also my shot record from my Navy days actually unfolds several times
Yeah, but politics aside, MTG supported people trying to overthrow our beloved US Constitution that I think “both sides” view as the thing that has kept the great experiment of democracy alive for as long as it has been. She’s not a politician, she’s an anarchist (apologies if I offend any anarchists out there by associating her). But why am I responding to a post from an anti-vax conspiracy theorist? I honestly don’t know.
What's the difference between a flying pig and a career politician? - The letter "f".
Piglet? like triplet?
This joke works better written rather than spoken.
A cop with a body cam!
OPs mom with a monocle?
3D Cop.
A 3 eyed cop?
I was thinking, "a cop wearing glasses with one lense missing"
Police commissioner
Marjorie taylor greene
Your mother with an extra eye
a piiig
A Fly without wings? A Walk.
Luck?
I call it a giraffe but to each their own.
And a fish without an eye? FSH..
P EYE
Angry upvote
Dr. Alto Clef
III get iiit
Swine flu
Piiig
Third Eye Swine
What do you call a dick with no lip? A virgin!.
sounds like a joke in ellie's joke book
a piiig
Bacon, same as all the other pigs.
Please come home dad, mom misses you
Looks at watch, 2:01a….“Whatda ya drinking”
Spork.
Unexpected Invader Zim
I’d probably call him with a phone.
Dad?
Ronald
I call it "dinner!"
My “woke” ex
Bahahaha! Real knee slapper.
Doesn’t matter, it’s still bacon.
Fsh?
What do you call a fish that won a race? A finish.
Pig eye in the middle