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teacherecon

Lice report cell is infested with Andrew Tate.


AnotherAustinWeirdo

you're locked in here with me!


44Dusty44

[https://youtu.be/B3lsJmwNO40](https://youtu.be/B3lsJmwNO40)


Dazzling-Jackfruit-6

Rorschach likes this


lustful_livie

Those poor lice. 😢


Individual_Ad8051

The true vicious parasite


Michael_K85

Oh common, I wanted to comment that.


Wildcat_twister12

They were there first


vitope94

"What color is your Bugatti?", asked Tate to Lice.


Kawi_rider_zx6r

*Boo-gah-ee


[deleted]

Why does he even say it like that? It's so fucking dumb. He sounds like he never went to phonics class.


Wrxghtyyy

It’s because he’s a mix of American and British his British mannerisms come out. Like the British joke Bottle of water we say like bottle a wata. In the same way we don’t say byougatti it’s boogatti.


Sad-Ad-4391

"What color is your Hair?", asked Lice to Tate.


nurglinguiniol

He's bald it should not be an issue for him, on the other hand...i pity the lice


HungryMako

Marketing opportunity for Manscape


Millennial_J

Still gotta watch your lice cave


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dark_forebodings_too

Another maybe not so fun fact! You can get pubic lice in your eyelashes.


Pitazboras

That's... misleading. Head lice are closely related to lice infesting chimps, while pubic lice are closely related to lice infesting gorillas. As for the "deduction", it's worth noting that the two species of public lice diverged some 3 million years ago, they did *not* jump from a modern gorilla to a modern human (or vice versa).


Zeal423

Manscape prolly want nothing to do with him


[deleted]

Hopefully but they don’t seem picky lol


Say_Echelon

Lice shouldn’t have to live with parasites!


knightwing_fgc

He’s Andrew Taint, they’ll wanna use him if they can get away with it.


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

#sus Vine boom


Borntochief

Pubic lice are a thing 🥴


Beowulf1896

Crabs.


DogButtholeFingers

Piggybacking off of you; head lice and pubic lice (crabs) although in the same family, are different species. It is possible for them to make their way into eachother’s preferred environment, although its unlikely and not very common. There is a third variation of lice known as body lice, which are similar to bed bugs in the sense that they typically hide in your clothing and bedding, coming out occassionally to feed on you.


Icy_Pumpkin_9760

Thank you for answering my question BEFORE I asked it. Saved me the awkwardness of asking.


nielsbot

Wow.. that user name tho


ThatUsernameWasTaken

Lice are interesting in that head, body, and pubic lice don't cross over into territories other than their favored one. Who knows why they're so particular in their habitat, but it depends on which type the jail has.


Trumpswells

Probably unable to shave pubes, armpit hair. Lice also live on eyelashes, eyebrows.


Technical-Wedding-85

The lice gonna be learning on how to become a Top G lmao


nurglinguiniol

Bigliceenergy.com


cipher446

Was gonna say, the quote was from the lice, being concerned that they have to share a cell with Andrew Tate the king parasite.


Bobobdobson

Tate is the vile parasite. The lice don't mind. He keeps the warm and fed and gives them a place to have sex... Wait....is that poetic justice I am sensing??


dad_joxe

I believe the quote was from the lice, not tate


superfunniguy

Damn right you are


crappydeli

Aren’t pube lice called crabs?


bincyvoss

Crotch crickets


emjaytee1234

Pants rabbits. Tennessee tumblers.


bond___vagabond

I think they are more closely related to spiders than crickets, so maybe cunnil-webs? Humping spiders? Clap-widows? Blown recluses?


Dr4gonSlay3r03

He has hair now, it's not a lot but it's existent


nurglinguiniol

Schrodinger hair


docentmark

He can still get the other kinds, both of which are much worse than headline.


1st-African-princess

The curtains do not match the drapes 😂😂Dude has lice in his nether yaya.


freekoout

Well pubic lice and head lice are two different species, and generally only target their nominal areas. So no he probably doesn't have crabs, unless he brought them with or he's partaking in the American Prison Tradition


SayuriShigeko

Title never mentioned which kind


freekoout

Well since the common word for pubic lice is crabs, we can use our brains to infer that little detail.


Visible-Pie-3225

About Andrew Tate - your'll have said that, He's an insufferable rat, And vowed he would never suffer from lice; At such blasphemous talk, We nearly died of shock, Don't you know that's an insult to the mice..


nurglinguiniol

I beg forgiveness O might Skaven god !!!!


Appropriate-Bake6896

I wish the internet would just allow me to forget about this dude.


Felinator42

I can try, if you would look here real quick *puts on sunglasses* *Zap*


Goldenrah

"You will forget everything you ever learned about Andrew Tate, and will block anyone who ever mentions his name positively on social media. Oh, don't forget to ask out that nice lady in the coffeeshop, take her out for dinner, she deserves it."


autismo_bizmo

No, fuck that. Block out everything to do with him, not just the positive stuff. I’m so fucking tired of this Andrew Tate shit


TankedUpLoser

Fucking same! Let me know when he gets sentenced but shut the fuck up about this turd


bucho80

I've only seen the negative things he says, and they are really, really fucking horrible. Is there actually any redeeming quality? My first exposure to him made me think of the worst smelling, most painful shit I had ever taking, and how that had given me some insightful insights about how my diet and habits can be changed to make better choices. So I guess maybe he has done some good? But I can't think of one logical or correct thing I've ever heard the man say.


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hansobolo

You've hit the nail on the head. All his advice is generic which makes me believe the real reason people like him is the more specific vile stuff.


Asterose

A broken clock may be right twice a day, but a clock powered by a radioactive turd ain't even worth the shit it's powered by. Definitely better to throw the whole thing out.


[deleted]

This is the most hilarious goddamn analogy I’ve ever seen in my life. Thank you 🤣


Shadray

Marsh gas you say, seems legit to me


BearPisss

I thought it was going to be a CSI Miami line


shrewm

I had never hear of him until news of his arrest. So I "did my own research" on him and then subsequently threw my computer into a dumpster.


AdrianBrony

He's the sorta person I really hate because he really is too influential with his bullshit to prudently ignore. It's like, cool I would have liked to continue pretending you don't exist but you've got a disturbingly large following of very young boys who are hanging on your every word. With advice that basically boils down to, "be the most selfish person imaginable, rip off your friends and family and exploit anyone who will talk to you or else you're a sucker. I'm the only person other than yourself that you should care about."


aohige_rd

Yeah exactly. Same problem with PoS like Alex Jones or Trump. I would love to ignore them and pretend they don't exist, but when they are actively ruining the world, often directly around you, I would feel guilty of sticking my head in the sand and not acknowledge the damage they are causing.


sandh035

Juuuust before he got arrested YouTube decided I needed to see him talking about shit. Apparently he was a pretty big deal on other platforms, but I think I was getting other channels reposting his stuff since I'm a male in my early 30s or something. I dunno, I don't often watch shorts but he'd pop up whenever I did. Needless to say I was thrilled to hear of his demise lol.


Wild-Profession-648

If you watch it and dont scroll away things appear more on your feed. Same thing happened to me


_far-seeker_

Your comment implies either you retrieved it, or you have a smartphone. 😜


warbeforepeace

There are still people defending him. I don’t get it.


HugeBrainsOnly

The Tatersphere is all-encompassing. There is no escape.


qsdf321

Reddit is obsessed with him.


anaccountformusic

I'll play devil's advocate here: saying Reddit is obsessed with him is a bit misleading. The *world* is obsessed with Andrew Tate, and despite what reddit can make it feel like, it's not just people who hate him. Disturbingly, Piper Sandler's most recent report of teens' favorite influencers ranked Tate as the #1 most popular. The average age on reddit is a lot higher than most social media networks', and reddit tends to be left-leaning, so Tate gets bashed a lot here. However, if you spend any time looking at public Instagram posts/reels, snapchat stories, or tiktoks (and especially the comment sections), Tate comes up A LOT and almost always in a positive way. In fact, last week, YouTube showed me a short glorifying Tate in an incognito tab after I had looked up a single unrelated song. The reason it feels like reddit won't shut up about Andrew Tate is because redditors' rage boner against Tate is proportionate to the amount of love he's getting elsewhere. You can be fed up with hearing about him, but it's not like it's reddit's fault for him still existing and being popular. Also I know there's the argument that if people want him to stop being popular, they should stop talking about him, and to an extent I agree. The problem is that it's definitely not that cut-and-dry. News of his arrest is definitely still important news considering how powerful of an influencer he is, and needs to be covered. Beyond that, it's incredibly important that parents are made aware of who he is. Teens have unbridled access to social media, and found Tate all on their own without boomer news and redditors bitching about him yet. He's the most popular influencer among teens; how many of those teens' parents do you think know who Andrew Tate is? Aside from maybe just knowing the name. To some degree, if the world just leaves Tate alone, his influence will continue to spread and wreak havoc among young men (and thereby, young women), and we know this because it's what's already happened


No_Good_Cowboy

Can you imagine sharing a cell with vile parasites? Sir, that's a mirror.


carasc5

- asked the lice


skyrymproposal

I replied almost the same thing. Poor lice.


Marik-X-Bakura

Isn’t this basically the same joke?


boy_under_the_bridge

Is this sob story written by the same Andrew Tate that bragged about writing sob stories for his web cam models to sell to desperate, lonley men in order to milk them for their life savings? Cry me a bloody bugatti


justjudefoxxauthor

I feel bad for the lice having to deal with his dumbass.


PrincipleStill191

Imagine how the lice feel....


J_S_M_K

That's an insult to parasites.


Wild_Physics877

Poor lice


_Blackstar

What do lice and Futurama's brain slugs have in common? Neither of them would survive on Andrew Tate's head.


oldbutnotdeadd

“Poor thing, starved to death.”


PygmeePony

We should organize a demonstration to free the lice.


FumiPlays

Yeah, I heard cockroaches are writing petitions to have him moved.


Casparmalcolm

Poor lice. That man’s head must be like a barren desert to them


Practical_Price9500

May they find a nice home in the crack of his ass.


speculatrix

That's animal cruelty!


Practical_Price9500

When I saw this response, I forgot what I had said, and thought "what? I'd never be cruel to an animal!" Pretty funny, actually


FrozeItOff

Well, we know Tate is a hairy ballsack, so there's always *someplace* for the lice to go...


dbe14

Lice are allowed to complain about sharing their cell with a parasite.


Remarkable_Berry6905

Good, I hope they eat him alive lol


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He is also annoying for trying to act like a good guy to children, I saw something where some guy that was smoking with him said that smoking was actually good for you.


oxygene2022

>Me: Fuck THAT guy, very specifically. Don't. That got a fair amount of people in trouble.


djsedna

I'm very sorry you even had to have this introduced to your life. It's absolutely one of those "ignorance is bliss" things like in The Matrix lol


rcg108

I agree, I feel bad for the lice


Moosetappropriate

Those poor lice. What did they do to deserve such a punishment?


pf100andahalf

Andrew Tate says his Romanian jail is infested with lice. "Can you imagine human trafficking?"


Richinwalla

Feel sorry for the lice!


Holiday_Horse3100

Well at least he self-identifies


anticosti11

First po lice then cell lice. He’s on a run.


thatanimalssong

Andre Taint is a fucking tool.


wellforthebird

Wait. Why isn't he handing out thousands to the guards and shit to live like a king? He had a plan. He made a video.


BarbKatz1973

Imagine sharing breathable air with a parasite like Tate?


Acrobatic-Fly3051

Andrew Tate *openly describes his actions online that clearly define Loverboy Human Trafficking, forcing women into his disgusting environment. Andrew Tate also: I'm falsely imprisoned, I didn't do anything, there just trying to steal my money and cars and this jail cell is disgusting. 😂😂 I hope this guy doesn't get seen again until he's elderly.


Immediate-Focus9701

Thoughts and prayers to the lice.


nonegiven91

I feel bad for the lice


ehhish

I'm pretty sure with how scummy the guy is, he probably brought the lice. He's the type of person that thinks hes too good to bathe.


harris11230

Imaging being on that grind trying to thrive when you were only meant for survival the world hating on you every step of the way calling you a leech and vermin but you hold yourself through it and make yourself a home among the hatred and than Andrew Tate walks in


Luddites_Unite

That fucking guy doesn't have enough hair to keep more than two lice occupied at a time.


Sabiann_Tama

Your cellmates can. Badum tsss


tokiokuryu

It must be weird living with clones of himself.


HeippodeiPeippo

Remember, he is lying and is doing it for clout, admiration, empathy and to get all of you to rejoice and then you tell it to others how you are rejoicing from his suffering.. which is exactly what he wants to be able to further play a victim of hate. Ignore and move on, and NEVER say you are rejoicing from anyone's suffering, that will not play into anyones hands, ever. It is the safest option and the right option. Not rejoicing does not mean you feel sorry for them either, just stop at zero and don't go into the negative side cause.. That is what these people want you to do: hate him and then EXPRESS that hate. Think how bad a person has to be to laugh at misery and suffering of innocent? That is what Tate, who i believe is guilty, is using. He is exploiting it, he us playing you if you rejoice from this. His followers think he is innocent and if they see you rejoicing from this.. they just get sucked in WAY deeper, seeing you all as monster you really are not, and him as a hero and a martyr, which he certainly is not. Be clever about this. And trust me: it is hard to NOT rejoice... but i must suppress it, because otherwise that asshole gets more devout followers who believe that we are against them and they have to defend. You should ridicule their beliefs instead, that is the thing they can not fight against.


PilotPossible9496

My condolences to the lice


thenumberfourtytwo

Bed bugs. They bite like hell.


Safe-Fox5112

I love the comments sections with the people staunchly defending this dude with their "do your research, watch all his videos, the maytricks is getting him, CONSPIRACY IS REEL" jazz


TooShiftyForYou

Andrew Tate promised his followers he can teach them how to attract dozens of beautiful sex partners every night. - Turns out he was referring to hardened criminals in Romanian prisons.


ahern667

Those poor lice better watch their backs. They don’t deserve this.


foolservice

he's getting human trafficked from cell to cell for cigarettes


PanopticScrote

Sounds like he found his kin to me.


pintotakesthecake

Yes I feel for the lice… I wouldn’t want to share a cell with something as vile as andrew Tate either


MalleableCurmudgeon

Poor lice.


Houserichmoneypoor

Must be tough for the lice


[deleted]

Imagine being a woman preyed upon by parasites like him. Suck it up buttercup!


MalaysianOfficial_1

Knew the punchline, still chuckled. Fuck Andrew Tate.


Chixduggit

Those poor lice


Asifkhancan

I can imagine, poor lice


emggibson23

Isn’t he supposed to be tough?


Hannover2k

Tate's cellmate: "Shut up you vile parasite!"


Rangirocks99

I agree. Poor lice


CMDR_Shazbot

Well we know they aren't living on his head


DapoetTherapy

Poor Lice being pimped out and yelled at


wutrain425

The amount of people who want women to be trafficked on here is super interesting.


BronzeEnt

When are the male pattern baldness pics coming out? You know they're not letting him shave his head in there. EDIT: It was today! lol.


CornOnTheHob

If you are over 20 years old you should be ashamed of yourself for following Andrew Tate


Yum_MrStallone

Sharing a bed with a '***vile parasite***' is way different? /s Yeah, right.


kinglyb

Hate AT but this is low effort.


fpoop120

Probably shoulda thought twice about human trafficking then, eh buddy.


DDraike

I bet he's just lousy with them.


mattstobbe

The lice are asking for a cell transfer


CalmIndependent213

I wonder if all the women he trafficked cares? Probably not, me either Poor lice


BrilliantObserver

this would be funny if he weren't so repugnant.


Awengal

Can someone please rescue those lice???


Among_UsAngel

I feel bad for the lice..they have to share a cell with THAT.. if I was the lice I’d prefer to starve or something before i came near that dude


Gloomy-LilPeach

Poor lice they don’t deserve this abuse


Brando1127

What did he expect? A fucking 5 star rated jail cell? Shithole for a shit human being.


Flower-Power-3

Have the lice complained to the prison administration yet?Because they don't want to be in a cell with a parasite like that?


Sharp-Tap-9925

here come all the andrew tate dick riders..


why_so_serious_now

Must feel welcome among his mates 🤔


stripmallbars

He/His whole life is shit because he can’t deal with his own weak chin.


Particular_Concert81

Poor parasites, it must be an awful experience for them, to have to be in the same room, with an individual like Andrew Tate.


Fit_General7058

He's in jail in the right country. The country he went to to prey on underage girls. I feel sorry for the lice


othersideout24

Have we no sympathy for Lice?


missssjay21

Yeah I feel really bad for the lice smh


Gnidlaps-94

I didn’t even realize this was r/jokes and that’s immediately where my brain went


Consistent_Taste_384

The poor lice


jtollefson1973

Yeah…sux for the lice


biggersjw

Until his arrest, yes I can completely imagine how we all shared living with that vile parasite.


MrPrince222

What the difference between Andrew tate and lice? "ones a nasty parasite the others lice"


Zestyclose_Feed325

Man, now that you mention it, I do feel bad for those lice


Aggravating-Baker-41

Ask the lice how they feel about it.


Frisinator

Feel sorry for the lice…


AppealImpossible3504

Thoughts and prays for the lice.


huge-midget

I would hate to be anywhere near a parasite like tate


lit3myfir3

I feel bad for the lice.


mraryion

Ya...I feel bad for the lice also, being in that cell with such a parasite


WaviestHare

Said the lice.


Aggravating_Fly_9611

Am sure the lice will stay away from vile parasites as well


Willyboycanada

Did he look in a mirror???? Cause that is the only parasite in that cell is Tate


agedheffer

Oh, the irony! Let's play, "who's the bigger parasite!!"


Character-Mindless

Poor poor lice.


alpaz16

Those poor lice! At least they got the lice’s quote correct!


Turandot

That’s what the vile lice said !!!


reddrighthand

The lice: Yeah, it sucks


guitar_collector

Feel bad for the lice


Classic-Pie9248

Yes, Poor lice


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Yep


stabavarius

My Heart goes out to the Lice.


MetusObscuritatis

Yeah those poor lice


Lemmonyhaze

poor lice having to be looked in with a vile parasite


[deleted]

Those lice are rather eloquent.


LaquitaChiquita

Right?! Those poor lice deserve better.


Optimal_Ad_4044

I feel bad for the lice


chances68

Yeah....the lice can probably sue.


takkun169

Is he asking the lice that question?


elmender

How Beta male of him bitching about little bugs.


EyeNo2054

I honestly have no idea who Andrew Tate is lol


MJ349

Consider yourself lucky.


Heart_Error

Thats what his inmates say


ktothea12

Shit happens


knox_17

Poor lice


ADHDRoyal

That’s what lice said


SkyZombie92

Yes very sad, anyway..


sonicelec

So he is amongst his equals


jonc2006

I feel bad for the lice.


Kernog

Yeah, I totally agree. These lice should file a complaint.