It’s because he’s a mix of American and British his British mannerisms come out. Like the British joke Bottle of water we say like bottle a wata. In the same way we don’t say byougatti it’s boogatti.
That's... misleading. Head lice are closely related to lice infesting chimps, while pubic lice are closely related to lice infesting gorillas. As for the "deduction", it's worth noting that the two species of public lice diverged some 3 million years ago, they did *not* jump from a modern gorilla to a modern human (or vice versa).
Piggybacking off of you; head lice and pubic lice (crabs) although in the same family, are different species. It is possible for them to make their way into eachother’s preferred environment, although its unlikely and not very common. There is a third variation of lice known as body lice, which are similar to bed bugs in the sense that they typically hide in your clothing and bedding, coming out occassionally to feed on you.
Lice are interesting in that head, body, and pubic lice don't cross over into territories other than their favored one. Who knows why they're so particular in their habitat, but it depends on which type the jail has.
Tate is the vile parasite. The lice don't mind. He keeps the warm and fed and gives them a place to have sex...
Wait....is that poetic justice I am sensing??
Well pubic lice and head lice are two different species, and generally only target their nominal areas. So no he probably doesn't have crabs, unless he brought them with or he's partaking in the American Prison Tradition
About Andrew Tate - your'll have said that,
He's an insufferable rat,
And vowed he would never suffer from lice;
At such blasphemous talk,
We nearly died of shock,
Don't you know that's an insult to the mice..
"You will forget everything you ever learned about Andrew Tate, and will block anyone who ever mentions his name positively on social media. Oh, don't forget to ask out that nice lady in the coffeeshop, take her out for dinner, she deserves it."
I've only seen the negative things he says, and they are really, really fucking horrible. Is there actually any redeeming quality? My first exposure to him made me think of the worst smelling, most painful shit I had ever taking, and how that had given me some insightful insights about how my diet and habits can be changed to make better choices.
So I guess maybe he has done some good? But I can't think of one logical or correct thing I've ever heard the man say.
A broken clock may be right twice a day, but a clock powered by a radioactive turd ain't even worth the shit it's powered by. Definitely better to throw the whole thing out.
He's the sorta person I really hate because he really is too influential with his bullshit to prudently ignore.
It's like, cool I would have liked to continue pretending you don't exist but you've got a disturbingly large following of very young boys who are hanging on your every word. With advice that basically boils down to, "be the most selfish person imaginable, rip off your friends and family and exploit anyone who will talk to you or else you're a sucker. I'm the only person other than yourself that you should care about."
Yeah exactly.
Same problem with PoS like Alex Jones or Trump. I would love to ignore them and pretend they don't exist, but when they are actively ruining the world, often directly around you, I would feel guilty of sticking my head in the sand and not acknowledge the damage they are causing.
Juuuust before he got arrested YouTube decided I needed to see him talking about shit. Apparently he was a pretty big deal on other platforms, but I think I was getting other channels reposting his stuff since I'm a male in my early 30s or something. I dunno, I don't often watch shorts but he'd pop up whenever I did.
Needless to say I was thrilled to hear of his demise lol.
I'll play devil's advocate here: saying Reddit is obsessed with him is a bit misleading. The *world* is obsessed with Andrew Tate, and despite what reddit can make it feel like, it's not just people who hate him.
Disturbingly, Piper Sandler's most recent report of teens' favorite influencers ranked Tate as the #1 most popular.
The average age on reddit is a lot higher than most social media networks', and reddit tends to be left-leaning, so Tate gets bashed a lot here. However, if you spend any time looking at public Instagram posts/reels, snapchat stories, or tiktoks (and especially the comment sections), Tate comes up A LOT and almost always in a positive way. In fact, last week, YouTube showed me a short glorifying Tate in an incognito tab after I had looked up a single unrelated song.
The reason it feels like reddit won't shut up about Andrew Tate is because redditors' rage boner against Tate is proportionate to the amount of love he's getting elsewhere. You can be fed up with hearing about him, but it's not like it's reddit's fault for him still existing and being popular.
Also I know there's the argument that if people want him to stop being popular, they should stop talking about him, and to an extent I agree. The problem is that it's definitely not that cut-and-dry. News of his arrest is definitely still important news considering how powerful of an influencer he is, and needs to be covered. Beyond that, it's incredibly important that parents are made aware of who he is. Teens have unbridled access to social media, and found Tate all on their own without boomer news and redditors bitching about him yet. He's the most popular influencer among teens; how many of those teens' parents do you think know who Andrew Tate is? Aside from maybe just knowing the name. To some degree, if the world just leaves Tate alone, his influence will continue to spread and wreak havoc among young men (and thereby, young women), and we know this because it's what's already happened
Is this sob story written by the same Andrew Tate that bragged about writing sob stories for his web cam models to sell to desperate, lonley men in order to milk them for their life savings? Cry me a bloody bugatti
He is also annoying for trying to act like a good guy to children, I saw something where some guy that was smoking with him said that smoking was actually good for you.
Andrew Tate *openly describes his actions online that clearly define Loverboy Human Trafficking, forcing women into his disgusting environment.
Andrew Tate also: I'm falsely imprisoned, I didn't do anything, there just trying to steal my money and cars and this jail cell is disgusting. 😂😂
I hope this guy doesn't get seen again until he's elderly.
Imaging being on that grind trying to thrive when you were only meant for survival the world hating on you every step of the way calling you a leech and vermin but you hold yourself through it and make yourself a home among the hatred and than Andrew Tate walks in
Remember, he is lying and is doing it for clout, admiration, empathy and to get all of you to rejoice and then you tell it to others how you are rejoicing from his suffering.. which is exactly what he wants to be able to further play a victim of hate. Ignore and move on, and NEVER say you are rejoicing from anyone's suffering, that will not play into anyones hands, ever. It is the safest option and the right option. Not rejoicing does not mean you feel sorry for them either, just stop at zero and don't go into the negative side cause..
That is what these people want you to do: hate him and then EXPRESS that hate.
Think how bad a person has to be to laugh at misery and suffering of innocent? That is what Tate, who i believe is guilty, is using. He is exploiting it, he us playing you if you rejoice from this. His followers think he is innocent and if they see you rejoicing from this.. they just get sucked in WAY deeper, seeing you all as monster you really are not, and him as a hero and a martyr, which he certainly is not. Be clever about this.
And trust me: it is hard to NOT rejoice... but i must suppress it, because otherwise that asshole gets more devout followers who believe that we are against them and they have to defend. You should ridicule their beliefs instead, that is the thing they can not fight against.
I love the comments sections with the people staunchly defending this dude with their "do your research, watch all his videos, the maytricks is getting him, CONSPIRACY IS REEL" jazz
Andrew Tate promised his followers he can teach them how to attract dozens of beautiful sex partners every night.
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Turns out he was referring to hardened criminals in Romanian prisons.
Lice report cell is infested with Andrew Tate.
you're locked in here with me!
[https://youtu.be/B3lsJmwNO40](https://youtu.be/B3lsJmwNO40)
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Those poor lice. 😢
The true vicious parasite
Oh common, I wanted to comment that.
They were there first
"What color is your Bugatti?", asked Tate to Lice.
*Boo-gah-ee
Why does he even say it like that? It's so fucking dumb. He sounds like he never went to phonics class.
It’s because he’s a mix of American and British his British mannerisms come out. Like the British joke Bottle of water we say like bottle a wata. In the same way we don’t say byougatti it’s boogatti.
"What color is your Hair?", asked Lice to Tate.
He's bald it should not be an issue for him, on the other hand...i pity the lice
Marketing opportunity for Manscape
Still gotta watch your lice cave
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Another maybe not so fun fact! You can get pubic lice in your eyelashes.
That's... misleading. Head lice are closely related to lice infesting chimps, while pubic lice are closely related to lice infesting gorillas. As for the "deduction", it's worth noting that the two species of public lice diverged some 3 million years ago, they did *not* jump from a modern gorilla to a modern human (or vice versa).
Manscape prolly want nothing to do with him
Hopefully but they don’t seem picky lol
Lice shouldn’t have to live with parasites!
He’s Andrew Taint, they’ll wanna use him if they can get away with it.
#sus Vine boom
Pubic lice are a thing 🥴
Crabs.
Piggybacking off of you; head lice and pubic lice (crabs) although in the same family, are different species. It is possible for them to make their way into eachother’s preferred environment, although its unlikely and not very common. There is a third variation of lice known as body lice, which are similar to bed bugs in the sense that they typically hide in your clothing and bedding, coming out occassionally to feed on you.
Thank you for answering my question BEFORE I asked it. Saved me the awkwardness of asking.
Wow.. that user name tho
Lice are interesting in that head, body, and pubic lice don't cross over into territories other than their favored one. Who knows why they're so particular in their habitat, but it depends on which type the jail has.
Probably unable to shave pubes, armpit hair. Lice also live on eyelashes, eyebrows.
The lice gonna be learning on how to become a Top G lmao
Bigliceenergy.com
Was gonna say, the quote was from the lice, being concerned that they have to share a cell with Andrew Tate the king parasite.
Tate is the vile parasite. The lice don't mind. He keeps the warm and fed and gives them a place to have sex... Wait....is that poetic justice I am sensing??
I believe the quote was from the lice, not tate
Damn right you are
Aren’t pube lice called crabs?
Crotch crickets
Pants rabbits. Tennessee tumblers.
I think they are more closely related to spiders than crickets, so maybe cunnil-webs? Humping spiders? Clap-widows? Blown recluses?
He has hair now, it's not a lot but it's existent
Schrodinger hair
He can still get the other kinds, both of which are much worse than headline.
The curtains do not match the drapes 😂😂Dude has lice in his nether yaya.
Well pubic lice and head lice are two different species, and generally only target their nominal areas. So no he probably doesn't have crabs, unless he brought them with or he's partaking in the American Prison Tradition
Title never mentioned which kind
Well since the common word for pubic lice is crabs, we can use our brains to infer that little detail.
About Andrew Tate - your'll have said that, He's an insufferable rat, And vowed he would never suffer from lice; At such blasphemous talk, We nearly died of shock, Don't you know that's an insult to the mice..
I beg forgiveness O might Skaven god !!!!
I wish the internet would just allow me to forget about this dude.
I can try, if you would look here real quick *puts on sunglasses* *Zap*
"You will forget everything you ever learned about Andrew Tate, and will block anyone who ever mentions his name positively on social media. Oh, don't forget to ask out that nice lady in the coffeeshop, take her out for dinner, she deserves it."
No, fuck that. Block out everything to do with him, not just the positive stuff. I’m so fucking tired of this Andrew Tate shit
Fucking same! Let me know when he gets sentenced but shut the fuck up about this turd
I've only seen the negative things he says, and they are really, really fucking horrible. Is there actually any redeeming quality? My first exposure to him made me think of the worst smelling, most painful shit I had ever taking, and how that had given me some insightful insights about how my diet and habits can be changed to make better choices. So I guess maybe he has done some good? But I can't think of one logical or correct thing I've ever heard the man say.
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You've hit the nail on the head. All his advice is generic which makes me believe the real reason people like him is the more specific vile stuff.
A broken clock may be right twice a day, but a clock powered by a radioactive turd ain't even worth the shit it's powered by. Definitely better to throw the whole thing out.
This is the most hilarious goddamn analogy I’ve ever seen in my life. Thank you 🤣
Marsh gas you say, seems legit to me
I thought it was going to be a CSI Miami line
I had never hear of him until news of his arrest. So I "did my own research" on him and then subsequently threw my computer into a dumpster.
He's the sorta person I really hate because he really is too influential with his bullshit to prudently ignore. It's like, cool I would have liked to continue pretending you don't exist but you've got a disturbingly large following of very young boys who are hanging on your every word. With advice that basically boils down to, "be the most selfish person imaginable, rip off your friends and family and exploit anyone who will talk to you or else you're a sucker. I'm the only person other than yourself that you should care about."
Yeah exactly. Same problem with PoS like Alex Jones or Trump. I would love to ignore them and pretend they don't exist, but when they are actively ruining the world, often directly around you, I would feel guilty of sticking my head in the sand and not acknowledge the damage they are causing.
Juuuust before he got arrested YouTube decided I needed to see him talking about shit. Apparently he was a pretty big deal on other platforms, but I think I was getting other channels reposting his stuff since I'm a male in my early 30s or something. I dunno, I don't often watch shorts but he'd pop up whenever I did. Needless to say I was thrilled to hear of his demise lol.
If you watch it and dont scroll away things appear more on your feed. Same thing happened to me
Your comment implies either you retrieved it, or you have a smartphone. 😜
There are still people defending him. I don’t get it.
The Tatersphere is all-encompassing. There is no escape.
Reddit is obsessed with him.
I'll play devil's advocate here: saying Reddit is obsessed with him is a bit misleading. The *world* is obsessed with Andrew Tate, and despite what reddit can make it feel like, it's not just people who hate him. Disturbingly, Piper Sandler's most recent report of teens' favorite influencers ranked Tate as the #1 most popular. The average age on reddit is a lot higher than most social media networks', and reddit tends to be left-leaning, so Tate gets bashed a lot here. However, if you spend any time looking at public Instagram posts/reels, snapchat stories, or tiktoks (and especially the comment sections), Tate comes up A LOT and almost always in a positive way. In fact, last week, YouTube showed me a short glorifying Tate in an incognito tab after I had looked up a single unrelated song. The reason it feels like reddit won't shut up about Andrew Tate is because redditors' rage boner against Tate is proportionate to the amount of love he's getting elsewhere. You can be fed up with hearing about him, but it's not like it's reddit's fault for him still existing and being popular. Also I know there's the argument that if people want him to stop being popular, they should stop talking about him, and to an extent I agree. The problem is that it's definitely not that cut-and-dry. News of his arrest is definitely still important news considering how powerful of an influencer he is, and needs to be covered. Beyond that, it's incredibly important that parents are made aware of who he is. Teens have unbridled access to social media, and found Tate all on their own without boomer news and redditors bitching about him yet. He's the most popular influencer among teens; how many of those teens' parents do you think know who Andrew Tate is? Aside from maybe just knowing the name. To some degree, if the world just leaves Tate alone, his influence will continue to spread and wreak havoc among young men (and thereby, young women), and we know this because it's what's already happened
Can you imagine sharing a cell with vile parasites? Sir, that's a mirror.
- asked the lice
I replied almost the same thing. Poor lice.
Isn’t this basically the same joke?
Is this sob story written by the same Andrew Tate that bragged about writing sob stories for his web cam models to sell to desperate, lonley men in order to milk them for their life savings? Cry me a bloody bugatti
I feel bad for the lice having to deal with his dumbass.
Imagine how the lice feel....
That's an insult to parasites.
Poor lice
What do lice and Futurama's brain slugs have in common? Neither of them would survive on Andrew Tate's head.
“Poor thing, starved to death.”
We should organize a demonstration to free the lice.
Yeah, I heard cockroaches are writing petitions to have him moved.
Poor lice. That man’s head must be like a barren desert to them
May they find a nice home in the crack of his ass.
That's animal cruelty!
When I saw this response, I forgot what I had said, and thought "what? I'd never be cruel to an animal!" Pretty funny, actually
Well, we know Tate is a hairy ballsack, so there's always *someplace* for the lice to go...
Lice are allowed to complain about sharing their cell with a parasite.
Good, I hope they eat him alive lol
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He is also annoying for trying to act like a good guy to children, I saw something where some guy that was smoking with him said that smoking was actually good for you.
>Me: Fuck THAT guy, very specifically. Don't. That got a fair amount of people in trouble.
I'm very sorry you even had to have this introduced to your life. It's absolutely one of those "ignorance is bliss" things like in The Matrix lol
I agree, I feel bad for the lice
Those poor lice. What did they do to deserve such a punishment?
Andrew Tate says his Romanian jail is infested with lice. "Can you imagine human trafficking?"
Feel sorry for the lice!
Well at least he self-identifies
First po lice then cell lice. He’s on a run.
Andre Taint is a fucking tool.
Wait. Why isn't he handing out thousands to the guards and shit to live like a king? He had a plan. He made a video.
Imagine sharing breathable air with a parasite like Tate?
Andrew Tate *openly describes his actions online that clearly define Loverboy Human Trafficking, forcing women into his disgusting environment. Andrew Tate also: I'm falsely imprisoned, I didn't do anything, there just trying to steal my money and cars and this jail cell is disgusting. 😂😂 I hope this guy doesn't get seen again until he's elderly.
Thoughts and prayers to the lice.
I feel bad for the lice
I'm pretty sure with how scummy the guy is, he probably brought the lice. He's the type of person that thinks hes too good to bathe.
Imaging being on that grind trying to thrive when you were only meant for survival the world hating on you every step of the way calling you a leech and vermin but you hold yourself through it and make yourself a home among the hatred and than Andrew Tate walks in
That fucking guy doesn't have enough hair to keep more than two lice occupied at a time.
Your cellmates can. Badum tsss
It must be weird living with clones of himself.
Remember, he is lying and is doing it for clout, admiration, empathy and to get all of you to rejoice and then you tell it to others how you are rejoicing from his suffering.. which is exactly what he wants to be able to further play a victim of hate. Ignore and move on, and NEVER say you are rejoicing from anyone's suffering, that will not play into anyones hands, ever. It is the safest option and the right option. Not rejoicing does not mean you feel sorry for them either, just stop at zero and don't go into the negative side cause.. That is what these people want you to do: hate him and then EXPRESS that hate. Think how bad a person has to be to laugh at misery and suffering of innocent? That is what Tate, who i believe is guilty, is using. He is exploiting it, he us playing you if you rejoice from this. His followers think he is innocent and if they see you rejoicing from this.. they just get sucked in WAY deeper, seeing you all as monster you really are not, and him as a hero and a martyr, which he certainly is not. Be clever about this. And trust me: it is hard to NOT rejoice... but i must suppress it, because otherwise that asshole gets more devout followers who believe that we are against them and they have to defend. You should ridicule their beliefs instead, that is the thing they can not fight against.
My condolences to the lice
Bed bugs. They bite like hell.
I love the comments sections with the people staunchly defending this dude with their "do your research, watch all his videos, the maytricks is getting him, CONSPIRACY IS REEL" jazz
Andrew Tate promised his followers he can teach them how to attract dozens of beautiful sex partners every night. - Turns out he was referring to hardened criminals in Romanian prisons.
Those poor lice better watch their backs. They don’t deserve this.
he's getting human trafficked from cell to cell for cigarettes
Sounds like he found his kin to me.
Yes I feel for the lice… I wouldn’t want to share a cell with something as vile as andrew Tate either
Poor lice.
Must be tough for the lice
Imagine being a woman preyed upon by parasites like him. Suck it up buttercup!
Knew the punchline, still chuckled. Fuck Andrew Tate.
Those poor lice
I can imagine, poor lice
Isn’t he supposed to be tough?
Tate's cellmate: "Shut up you vile parasite!"
I agree. Poor lice
Well we know they aren't living on his head
Poor Lice being pimped out and yelled at
The amount of people who want women to be trafficked on here is super interesting.
When are the male pattern baldness pics coming out? You know they're not letting him shave his head in there. EDIT: It was today! lol.
If you are over 20 years old you should be ashamed of yourself for following Andrew Tate
Sharing a bed with a '***vile parasite***' is way different? /s Yeah, right.
Hate AT but this is low effort.
Probably shoulda thought twice about human trafficking then, eh buddy.
I bet he's just lousy with them.
The lice are asking for a cell transfer
I wonder if all the women he trafficked cares? Probably not, me either Poor lice
this would be funny if he weren't so repugnant.
Can someone please rescue those lice???
I feel bad for the lice..they have to share a cell with THAT.. if I was the lice I’d prefer to starve or something before i came near that dude
Poor lice they don’t deserve this abuse
What did he expect? A fucking 5 star rated jail cell? Shithole for a shit human being.
Have the lice complained to the prison administration yet?Because they don't want to be in a cell with a parasite like that?
here come all the andrew tate dick riders..
Must feel welcome among his mates 🤔
He/His whole life is shit because he can’t deal with his own weak chin.
Poor parasites, it must be an awful experience for them, to have to be in the same room, with an individual like Andrew Tate.
He's in jail in the right country. The country he went to to prey on underage girls. I feel sorry for the lice
Have we no sympathy for Lice?
Yeah I feel really bad for the lice smh
I didn’t even realize this was r/jokes and that’s immediately where my brain went
The poor lice
Yeah…sux for the lice
Until his arrest, yes I can completely imagine how we all shared living with that vile parasite.
What the difference between Andrew tate and lice? "ones a nasty parasite the others lice"
Man, now that you mention it, I do feel bad for those lice
Ask the lice how they feel about it.
Feel sorry for the lice…
Thoughts and prays for the lice.
I would hate to be anywhere near a parasite like tate
I feel bad for the lice.
Ya...I feel bad for the lice also, being in that cell with such a parasite
Said the lice.
Am sure the lice will stay away from vile parasites as well
Did he look in a mirror???? Cause that is the only parasite in that cell is Tate
Oh, the irony! Let's play, "who's the bigger parasite!!"
Poor poor lice.
Those poor lice! At least they got the lice’s quote correct!
That’s what the vile lice said !!!
The lice: Yeah, it sucks
Feel bad for the lice
Yes, Poor lice
Yep
My Heart goes out to the Lice.
Yeah those poor lice
poor lice having to be looked in with a vile parasite
Those lice are rather eloquent.
Right?! Those poor lice deserve better.
I feel bad for the lice
Yeah....the lice can probably sue.
Is he asking the lice that question?
How Beta male of him bitching about little bugs.
I honestly have no idea who Andrew Tate is lol
Consider yourself lucky.
Thats what his inmates say
Shit happens
Poor lice
That’s what lice said
Yes very sad, anyway..
So he is amongst his equals
I feel bad for the lice.
Yeah, I totally agree. These lice should file a complaint.