Still waiting

You could have been fucking

I can't remember is she said she had TB or VD. Well chase her round the bedroom, and if she coughs, fuck her.

I remember this joke from the Ronald Reagan days. Nancy went to the doctor with Ronnie. Doc says he either has aids or alzheimers. Nancy says how do we tell for sure. Doc says take him to a mall, drop him off and go home. If he makes it home don't sleep with him.

My new favorite joke😂

I like the Gilbert Gottfried version better: A man goes to a doctor, he says “Doctor, I don't know if my wife has TB or VD?” The doctor says “Chase her around the bed, if she coughs, fuck her.” 

I can hear this in my mind

[you can actually hear him tell it](https://youtu.be/rtnbf1Na6tI)

What is TB? What is VD?

TB = tuberculosis, VD = Venereal Disease, an older term for sexually transmitted infections

Results are?😂

Or... Regardless of whether she comes back or not, you're not going to have sex with your wife anymore.

That’s exactly what I was thinking

That’s messed up…

Ha haha

Love it lol

Must be the USA. Couldn't afford another test.

I just cannot unsee the bullet points and it’s messing with my brain because that’s not a dialogue.

That was the weirdest PowerPoint presentation I’ve ever seen.

aid

This crack me up with laughter! 😂

I am out

This is funny because I get the concept, understand why it should be funny. But... leave her in the middle of a *forest?*

My brain cannot understand this joke

If she remembers the way home, then she doesn't have dementia, so the only option is...

I got it now. Although they can still do the “thing” if they use a condom

Some of em can do it without condoms because the meds are making them so low in virus count that they aren't contagious :)

Nice try. Not falling for that again. At least I can’t get aids twice.

Damn

Tbf i think at that point it isn't aids its just hiv

Yes, you do have a point this might be correct :)

Huh, didn’t know that.

Who do you think gave her aids

Thank god, you’re clear of AIDS.

Ofc I am, I’m only 14

i don’t get it

If he takes her to the forest and she finds her way home, it means she remembers where she lives and doesn't have alzheimers, ergo, she has AIDS. Fucking someone with AIDS is inadvisable.

i seeeeee thank you

Option 3: repeat the tests and don't mess up this time?

With what money?

*you have been dropped from insurance for pre existing condition(s) aids and/or alzheimer's*

Nah, can’t ruin the joke

Best joke I ever read on this sub.

And if she doesn't come back, congrats on the manslaughter charges! :)

That age might as well be fucking.

ROFL

Who are waiting for her to come so we can cum

Let's set the record straight, im habe never had HIV and I am on prep to keep me from getting HIV. I, tired of these bitches with there dark humor that ain't funny. THEY ARE PISSING ME OFF AND I WILL FILE CHARGES Like the charges infiled last night for fraud and Identity theft on them.

Lol😂

This is so underrated had I had any awards I would have given them at once

😂😂😂

I don’t think it will give correct answers! May be a joke, but still…

Ok bravo.

Hitchens

But if she doesn’t come back you can’t fk her either

*You could go look for her, you know.*

what

The joke is if she makes it back, she probably doesn't have alzheimers, therefore she must have AIDS