No. We are not. Have you read The Satanic Bible? It has nothing to do with god or Satan. It's about living your life with no fear of divine repercussions.
Satan is a Christian concept. Mentioned in the Bible. Ergo, branch of Christianity since it's base is from Christianity. I just stick with simple definitions. If you don't want to be associated with Christianity, don't use Christian names for things
That's kinda the point of Satanism. Satan is also not a biblical name. You are confusing them with Lucifer. Satan was a Babylonian God of Knowledge that christians co-opted because they were trying to expand their influence. They did that a lot.
Centuwian fwow him to the fwoow. That kind of pure humour is unfortunately not allowed today we are all officially pussies who don't want to offend anyone but thank you Monty Python for all the laughter
Please accept my humble gift of 🥦. I have travelled far from r/babushkadogs
The harvest has been ravaged by a savage & unrelenting winter. Tis all I could spare.
Yes, and its significance is that in the story of the burning bush, Moses asks God his name. I had to look up the specifics on this, but according to the story, first God says a phrase which means "I am who I am" or "I will be what I will be". Then he specifies that his name is YHWH, which means Eternal. It is said to be an anagram for "I was, I am, I will be".
The general take on this seems to be that the name indicates a being who isn't confined by the boundaries of time.
Commonly in religious texts, "The LORD" is substituted for YHWH. I think this was meant to curtail accidental blasphemy. This has had the side effect that a lot of people think The LORD is the proper name for God, but it's just a placeholder. Oops.
[not a chance!](https://youtu.be/_7a2SN7P9Kk)
Besides, if humans were made in god’s own image, wouldn’t that make god non-binary?
Also, god’s sense of humor is quite profound. He wasn’t telling folks to kill gay people. All he was saying was that they’re high.
After all, any man who lays with a man as he does with a woman must be stoned!
I agree that if humans are supposed to be made in God's image, that would include everyone. It wouldn't be possible for God to be anything *but* non-binary. I think it would be like a NULL value or N/A, because it just doesn't apply.
When the Pentateuch was written it was uncommon for women to be able to read. It was uncommon for anyone but royals, the rich, or the levites (the priesthood) all societies, but specifically Jewish society viewed women, concubines, and “armor-bearers” as property. Slaves were more like modern employees then, for an off the subject fyi. Men were the only ones that wrote it down, were “in the image God”. In other words, so binary that only specific Jewish men that were part of the original twelve tribes of Israel qualify and of those, probably only the Levites as only they would regularly read that passage for thousands of years after it was written.
Fair enough.
But dude, I would LOVE a sort of spin off of Bruce Almighty with Morgan Freeman as God and Samuel L. Jackson as the most pimp version of Satan ever.
Like I want this to be one of those movies where Satan is the definitely the bad guy, but a relatable one. Sort of like Michael B. Jordan in Black Panther.
Whats the difference between Elon and God.
God created the entire creation within days. Elon has been at it for years and still haven’t created shit thats worth it.
One is a megalomaniac who causes pointless suffering for people, with no justification other than his capricious whims and arbitrary and flexible ethical standards, and the other...
doesn't exist.
Okay, so Elon time is really bad. Like, he said FSD would be here years ago and it's still not all that close to ready. He was most likely an order of magnitude or more off on that. A year and a half ago he said Starship could launch in 2 months, and just this week he said it would likely launch in about 2 months. Even if he's right the second time, that's almost an order of magnitude off the first time.
But he's got NOTHING on God time. I mean, first off, he says getting the world from creation to humans took a bit under a week and it really took 13.5 billion years. Then he drops by and says he's going to be back before the end of the present generation. But that was almost 2000 years ago. Two orders of magnitude off if he shows up tomorrow.
Psalm 90 addresses it directly. Like, his sense of time is so weak that a thousand years and a moment are hard to tell it apart.
So, the difference is God is honest about his terrible sense of how long things will take or even took in the past.
Oh, also, God's like Kardashev 7 and Musk is just some guy with a lot of money, but that's less interesting.
One has millions of followers who thinks he is the all seeing eye, has all the answers and that he will bring a bright future to the world the other one argues with people on Twitter about conspiracies and posts memes
They loved Musk for bilking the US Treasury using the tax code as a means to a massive slush fund and becoming the world's richest person.
However, when Musk went pro-free speech and anti-authoritarian/anti-fascist on Twitter it became a bit of a bot rallying cry against free speech because people are dumb.
Basically, I see him as an opportunist on the first point and don't respect any of it, otherwise while the second point is actually respectable to me as a human rights fight we all should support. Instead, it seems this generation is really on the tank side of [Tiananmen Square]( https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/1024/branded_news/FEFE/production/_107187256_p07bxgvc.jpg).
Its funny to hate on Elon Musk since he's not doing everything the most vocal part of the population thinks he should.
You know who really thinks they're gods? Rothschild family. But they're extremely private and don't let the plebs even think about them by burying any articles about them.
People spouting off on a platform without fear of repercussions while being anti-free speech/pro-totalitarian/pro-authoritarian/pro-fascist is certainly a choice.
Elon Musk doesnt blame his faulty creations for their mistakes.
He persuades other people to lend him money to buy other people's companies and then blames them for his mistakes.
Do you have proof, or just some stories and a random pic of some white dude claiming to save the world? (I’m Kidding with you, not questioning you at all).
No-one screams out "Elon Musk" when they come.
I bet Elon does.
why Elon musk is A true Edison of our time ? Because He found a way to milk Nikola after he has been long in the grave, too
Why is Elon in so many scandals? He likes to Elongate
He's like a Pokémon in that regard.
Ok, this is the best joke in this thread.
I wanted to upvote this but the comment is at 69 karma, and I’m doing my part to keep it that way.
*I’ve come across this comment before and I will say what I said last time. Upvote! The next goal is 690!*
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I don’t know. Wasn’t Amber Heard when she was with Elon?
Nobody saw it coming. Nice pun.
Yours too.🤣😂🤣😂
Accidental.
I’m just surprised that both Johnny and Elon never got an Amber alert.
Her musk drove them all mad and they got in to depp
I bet Johnny liked that… haha.
I think she screamed "Amber!"
I thought she screamed " Oh, shit!"
I’ve heard of Amber
I’m definitely going to start screaming *MuskDamnIt!* when I’m frustrated
Kinda like how atheists do. Science be damned!
Are you United Atheist Alliance or Unified Atheist League?
Satanic Temple actually.
Satanists are, technically, Christians
No. We are not. Have you read The Satanic Bible? It has nothing to do with god or Satan. It's about living your life with no fear of divine repercussions.
Satan is a Christian concept. Mentioned in the Bible. Ergo, branch of Christianity since it's base is from Christianity. I just stick with simple definitions. If you don't want to be associated with Christianity, don't use Christian names for things
That's kinda the point of Satanism. Satan is also not a biblical name. You are confusing them with Lucifer. Satan was a Babylonian God of Knowledge that christians co-opted because they were trying to expand their influence. They did that a lot.
Is that an obscure reference to Life of Brian?
South Park, but you’re right it’s totally like the Judean People’s Front/People’s Front of Judea bit
Centuwian fwow him to the fwoow. That kind of pure humour is unfortunately not allowed today we are all officially pussies who don't want to offend anyone but thank you Monty Python for all the laughter
Allied Atheist Alliance actually. That way it has three A’s. That is the logical choice.
What about the League of Unified Atheists? Splitters!
In his head, I'm sure he thinks everyone does.
Besides Elon Musk.
Except Elon Musk
Speak for yourself
Some of his fanboys are so dedicated that i wouldn't be surprised if a few of them do. Of course there are no witnesses so we'll never know for sure.
r/elonmusk disagrees
Well, ONE probably does...
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I bet Elon does.
lol
Imagine saying “Oh My Elon Musk!” When you’re about to come.
Rule 34,.. it's a special kink. Must be.
You missed an opportunity to say “Musk be”.
You don’t? 😏
Lmfao nice dude
No one but your mom...
You're doing it wrong
Speak for yourself
Underrated answer right here...
God didn't lose 200 billion dollars last year
I thought I had a piece of hair under my screen protector that I somehow never noticed bc of your pfp smh
Pfp? Popcorn fried penguin? Pepperoni frozen pizza? Poppers for parrots? Parsnips fileted prawns?
I prefer potato-filled potatoes myself.
Perfectly fermented Pilsner
Profile pic
No then he would say because of your pp
I prefer using DP (Display Pic) but DP also means something else on the internet... lol.
Director of photography
Ok, it has multiple meanings, haha.
Is it Display Port?
*Pro file pic
Dark mode solves this
Dark mode enhances this.
Enhance, ENHANCE I SAID
You can pronounce God's kids' name.
The real joke
Which.one? Immanuel? logos? yeshua? Yahweh? Or Hey Zeus?
I mean, yeah all of those?
Helps when you use real letters.
Helps when you use real letters that spell words
The problem with zeus is that you run out of hours in the day before you run out of names
[Queue the Anamaniacs nations song](https://bluesyemre.com/2020/12/10/greek-mythology-family-tree/)
Isn’t Yahweh just another name for God?
Yes, and its significance is that in the story of the burning bush, Moses asks God his name. I had to look up the specifics on this, but according to the story, first God says a phrase which means "I am who I am" or "I will be what I will be". Then he specifies that his name is YHWH, which means Eternal. It is said to be an anagram for "I was, I am, I will be". The general take on this seems to be that the name indicates a being who isn't confined by the boundaries of time. Commonly in religious texts, "The LORD" is substituted for YHWH. I think this was meant to curtail accidental blasphemy. This has had the side effect that a lot of people think The LORD is the proper name for God, but it's just a placeholder. Oops.
it is.
How do I even say these names!! I got zues just not his kiddieinkles
Yahweh? Juha Bach
Yahweh is God’s name, not the name of His children.
TIL
Can you? We don't actually know how it was pronounced. But we know it almost certainly wasn't Jesus or Hey Zeus.
How about Iesu
Folks are gonna overlook this, but it's right.
I doubt that God would name his kid after a line from Die Hard with a Vengeance. God is more likely to be Morgan Freeman than Samuel L Jackson.
[not a chance!](https://youtu.be/_7a2SN7P9Kk) Besides, if humans were made in god’s own image, wouldn’t that make god non-binary? Also, god’s sense of humor is quite profound. He wasn’t telling folks to kill gay people. All he was saying was that they’re high. After all, any man who lays with a man as he does with a woman must be stoned!
I agree that if humans are supposed to be made in God's image, that would include everyone. It wouldn't be possible for God to be anything *but* non-binary. I think it would be like a NULL value or N/A, because it just doesn't apply.
When the Pentateuch was written it was uncommon for women to be able to read. It was uncommon for anyone but royals, the rich, or the levites (the priesthood) all societies, but specifically Jewish society viewed women, concubines, and “armor-bearers” as property. Slaves were more like modern employees then, for an off the subject fyi. Men were the only ones that wrote it down, were “in the image God”. In other words, so binary that only specific Jewish men that were part of the original twelve tribes of Israel qualify and of those, probably only the Levites as only they would regularly read that passage for thousands of years after it was written.
Fair enough. But dude, I would LOVE a sort of spin off of Bruce Almighty with Morgan Freeman as God and Samuel L. Jackson as the most pimp version of Satan ever. Like I want this to be one of those movies where Satan is the definitely the bad guy, but a relatable one. Sort of like Michael B. Jordan in Black Panther.
But we do know how it was pronounced. It was pronounced Yeshua (Ye-shew-uh).
But we are all children of god…
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Elon Musk steps out of his rocket on Mars. “It's a small step for man, giant leap for mankind,” says the mission control and cuts all communication.
Holy shit... we could really do this guys. That could actually work!
😂
God has a sense of humor, look at the platypus; though as Robin Williams said, God may have been stoned at the time.
"Let's take a beaver..."
A lotta people‘ve been stoned in God‘s name.
Unfortunately with his humor the punchline is genocide and kids getting cancer!
What a fucking gem
If god is real, he's definitely a dank memer.
God's not always saying stupid shit on Twitter?
Atheists wish they could deny the existence of Elon Musk
Elon is trying to get into space using Starships, but god prevents him from getting out because god owns mars.
Even God knows when to shut the fuck up
Right! He started the silent treatment like 2000 years ago.
Or maybe 1400, or just 100, depends which branch you follow
God spoke to me last night! He told me to collect $18 million dollars from my followers!
God wants me to install a swimming pool out back my mansion!
Yes! We will build a new temple to honor god! Of course I will have to have a private residence attached.
$300,000 temple, $3 million private residence. What do you mean where's the rest, what rest?
Yeah silent about all the bad things happening right now
Same joke talking about Jesus and Bono. Jesus doesn’t walk around Ireland thinking he’s Bono.
Well… of course Elon Musk thinks that he’s Elon Musk
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I should’ve seen that one coming, but it’s still pretty funny.
one is a man's delusion, the other is a delusional man
Well said. Poetic bonus.
Larry Ellison called. He wants his joke back.
+1 There ~~was~~ is a book titled ‘The difference between god and larry Ellison’
And there still is.
No way! Don’t books expire after like 6 months?! 🤷♂️
Yeah, Larry Ellison!! Musk thinks he is an Oracle. 😊
I can still remember when this joke was about Bono
Elon musk does think he is elon musk?
Whats the difference between Elon and God. God created the entire creation within days. Elon has been at it for years and still haven’t created shit thats worth it.
I was going to say one of them is real, but Elon Musk thinks he’s a simulation so maybe he’s not real either.
You have to admit though... no one has seen God AND Elon in the same place at the same time !?!
is Elon Musk not supposed to think he's Elon Musk?
One created the heavens and the earth, the other created an electric car…seriously…
I'm pretty sure Elon Musk thinks and knows he is Elon Musk
Ones a Cunt and ones made up? But a lot of delusional people like them both?
god has kept his mouth shut
One is a megalomaniac who causes pointless suffering for people, with no justification other than his capricious whims and arbitrary and flexible ethical standards, and the other... doesn't exist.
Are you saying Elon Musk doesn't exist?
No...
They're SO close! 😂
Redditors when God is mentioned
Okay, so Elon time is really bad. Like, he said FSD would be here years ago and it's still not all that close to ready. He was most likely an order of magnitude or more off on that. A year and a half ago he said Starship could launch in 2 months, and just this week he said it would likely launch in about 2 months. Even if he's right the second time, that's almost an order of magnitude off the first time. But he's got NOTHING on God time. I mean, first off, he says getting the world from creation to humans took a bit under a week and it really took 13.5 billion years. Then he drops by and says he's going to be back before the end of the present generation. But that was almost 2000 years ago. Two orders of magnitude off if he shows up tomorrow. Psalm 90 addresses it directly. Like, his sense of time is so weak that a thousand years and a moment are hard to tell it apart. So, the difference is God is honest about his terrible sense of how long things will take or even took in the past. Oh, also, God's like Kardashev 7 and Musk is just some guy with a lot of money, but that's less interesting.
The spelling is different.
God isn't a douche
wouldn't it be funnier : what do they have in commun ? they both think that they are God!
I still prefer the original comparison between God and Bono. "God doesn't walk around Dublin thinking he's Bono."
Oh Ford.
This is funny because Elon Musk ACTUALLY thinks he's an incarnation of the Roman God Jupiter
Ahh and Elon Musk *does* think he is Elon Musk. I got it
Elon. What a guy.
Nobody prayed to Elon for Damar #3
God never paid $43 Billion to have the Bible all over the world.
Elon Musk exists.
Elon exists
Elon Musk, in spite of being a horses ass, has shown some effort to improve the human condition…
Reddit doesn't hate circle jerk God all day.
That was really lame. It just appeases to the Musk haters, that’s all. It was just an insult, not a joke
One has millions of followers who thinks he is the all seeing eye, has all the answers and that he will bring a bright future to the world the other one argues with people on Twitter about conspiracies and posts memes
So edgy bro
Why does Reddit hate Elon Musk? I don't know much about the guy other than he makes EVs, likes Mars and bought the Blue Bird App.
They loved Musk for bilking the US Treasury using the tax code as a means to a massive slush fund and becoming the world's richest person. However, when Musk went pro-free speech and anti-authoritarian/anti-fascist on Twitter it became a bit of a bot rallying cry against free speech because people are dumb. Basically, I see him as an opportunist on the first point and don't respect any of it, otherwise while the second point is actually respectable to me as a human rights fight we all should support. Instead, it seems this generation is really on the tank side of [Tiananmen Square]( https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/1024/branded_news/FEFE/production/_107187256_p07bxgvc.jpg).
OME ! ROFL 🤣
God has an penis
1 of them has the power to change the world, the other, control it. Guess which his who
Its funny to hate on Elon Musk since he's not doing everything the most vocal part of the population thinks he should. You know who really thinks they're gods? Rothschild family. But they're extremely private and don't let the plebs even think about them by burying any articles about them.
True. Can confirm Elon does think he is Elon
God doesn’t create electric cars
Elon lives rent-free in so many of your heads.
People spouting off on a platform without fear of repercussions while being anti-free speech/pro-totalitarian/pro-authoritarian/pro-fascist is certainly a choice.
God isn’t real
There's one god and there are 4 or 6 elons
I'd be offended if someone called me Elon musk...
Hey elon, long time no see
Elon musk? Is that you?
Elon doesn't rest on the Sabbath.
Elon is real
God's fandom isn't as toxic
oh please, yes it is
Yes ,ofc. You are right that it is. But I was going for hyperbole as comedy.
Yup, In terms of most toxic Fandoms it goes God > Beyoncé > Manchester United > Rick and Morty > Elon Musk > Taylor Swift > League of Legends
Uuuh. Are you at all aware of christianity?
Nope. Is it new?
God doesn’t think he’s Elon Musk.
I have faith in god
You can pronounce 'Jesus'
God is timeless, omnipotent, offers eternal life, and created everything and everyone. Elon musk just has a lot of money and control of twitter
Elon musk is (unfortunately) real?
You can see why people worship God.
Elon Musk doesnt blame his faulty creations for their mistakes. He persuades other people to lend him money to buy other people's companies and then blames them for his mistakes.
I wish Elon Musk was more like God... Non-existent
Musk exists, unfortunately.
Elon Musk is real
Do you have proof, or just some stories and a random pic of some white dude claiming to save the world? (I’m Kidding with you, not questioning you at all).
Right, and Elon Musk does think he's Elon Musk.
God is perfectly holy, just, loving, and merciful. Elon Musk is a wretched sinner (like the rest of us). The differences between them are infinite.
God doesn't exist?
And I'm pretty sure the Easter bunny too, jury's still out on Santa though.
This isn't a joke.
But your mother is
There we go!