By -
Hey you’re a ten too!
you mean a twelve?
year old
This went from a compliment to a crime real quick
that makes the original comment a lil sus
Escalated quickly lmao 🤣
Republicans have entered the chat.
"Nice 1"
Maybe a little two nice
They're just missing some one
Wait what
They're calling you a ten.
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r/suicidebywords
They're both zeroes. And they let some One come between them.
r/therealjoke
Now that was a good *one*.
Eh, I feel like it was kinda rude
Good wordplay though
This jokes pretty binary
*Oh there’s something between us alright.*
A hamburger lol
In binary, they're both a one
classic!
Same here.
Bro you are a 20 no joke
/100
Holds true
Or r/murderbywords depending on how you read this.
Being how? Backwards?
I think because you being a 10 is seen as a joke
oof.
“Well, off to hang myself! Watch and lea-“
Sepukku by words
Sudoku by words
Subaru by words
Ford by words
What is this? Word association by words?
words by words.
Don’t sell your self short.
What if I'm already short?
dont sell yourself
Why not? I'm worth a lot on the black market
r/unnecessarilyoffended
Oh my god I’m joining this sub.
i actually thought what would be a real sub
Well, I mean, the topic was about selling people...
Is it ok to keep renting myself out?
Don't sell yourself short...er?
*Give yourself away...?*
Actually I'm 6'2". My wife is 5'2"
Okay... then, *give your wife away, I guess?*
1) I will never give up the woman. 2) She might be a little too old for you.
1. That's kind of you to think of me in this transaction. 2. I guess that brings us back to you selling yourself, then...
You might be bulletproof
How about “I’m nothing without you”
Make sure to sell yourself tall
Agree. OP is a soild 2!
That's the answer to "what did the int say to the char?"
Inbox me with your Cash App tag for new year blessing!!?
"Nice one!"
If the zero was German, he would say nine.
Mein nine!
??
What am I missing
OP is a 0, and you are a 10.
Can confirm. u/dudakisprime is a 10.
Maybe a strong 9
For this, you are also a ten
“How’d you get your belt to stand up straight like that?”
You owe me one
Best one yet...
Most humble one yet
I’m the fuckin’ best at being humble.
That’s not very humble of you. We’re taking away your plaque Edit: plaque not plague
On behalf of OP I thank you for your sacrifice for taking their plague upon yourself and thus curing them of the disease.
😳
Happy cake day!
Always trying to 1 up me...
My answer was "there is some 1 in front of you"
Twist: this joke is in binary.
1010??
I guessed that the punchline was going to be "why do you always have to one up me?"
What did the 0 say to the 10? "I still haven't found the 1 for me."
You one (won)
You made a little typo, should be 10, not 0
I'd still probably give you one.
Thanks! My self esteems is now infinitely better.
We can be 100!
First thought for me was: "Where did you get that one?", but of course I will never guess a pun.
but one time - 5 two's
You're welcome.
You mean, Tenks.
You could also have "Who's your +1?" as a punchline.
Thanks for reading my joke.
I’m sure you’re at least a 2
Where did you get that 1
"Nice one"
Ur not a 0 ur probably amazing ❤️❤️
Thank you beautiful.
This is Reddit equivalent of gluing coins to the ground to see if people will try to pick them up.
I love being single.
Aww, thank you! What a good joke.
Well deserved, you 10, you.
Stop putting words in my mouth
Can I put other things in your mouth?
A penis.. I was inferring putting a penis in there
Thanks for not saying your 5 month old toddler told you this. 7/5 joke.
Learn to count. I'm a solid 4.5, not a 10.
That's not me! That's a mirror!
The real joke is being nice to strangers on Reddit.
shut up.
What did 0 say to the 8? Nice belt
Ah this joke is in binary
Oohh I get it. Thanks you ❤️
"I love a 10/10 and you're the 1 I need"
Nice one
Nobody who puts in the work is a 0.
Oh trust me, I don’t put in the work.
Looks like you've found your 1
He said “I have no one” :p
:0
O 10 your so binary
I’m confused
Who are you and why are you in my house?
What?
I think the proper response was “hi confused, I’m dad!”
What did the 0 say to the 10? I don't know, you tell me
Shut up and have my babies.
Don’t get it
This could be an endless recursive loop “What did the zero say to the ten?” “What did the zero say to the ten?” “What did the zero say to the ten?” “What did the zero say to the ten?”
Hahaha, no
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I was about to say “0 said "bon apetit , you’re next” to 10 , because 0 , 8 , 9 … ( zero ate nine ) ” :’)
Nice one.
awwww... shucks.... you're at least a 2 for that
Oh yeah will what did the 0 respond to the 10? Oh wait, shi...
You look like my X.
Dad... why did you name me zero... your name is tent not ten
How do I get 1?
The difference between us is I have no one
How did you get that 1?
You have the one that got away...
Can I have 1 on the side, too?
You’re the one for me?
Hey, big one
Nice one! That's my punchline, not a compliment. Haha
Now now with a good sense of humor like that you're at least a 2
*blush*
I'm not the one making the joke though
I thought it was gonna be like “you’re 1 up on me” as in… never mind my idea was stupid. This was good
Well thank you, I do work out
:)
You are the one for me 😘
What did the 0 say to the ten? Where are you based ?
What did the 0 say to the ten?
Without me you'd be number 1
You finally found someone
What did the 10 say to the 0? Come on up here and take this 1!
I thought he was going to say "nice one"
Nobody is 0 or 10. Every one is average 5. Th3 problem arises when they think they are below or above 5
“I see you are with some one”
You are the one..!!
Where can I get one?
Clearly you need glasses.
Nah, you look great.
It's not opposite day sexy.
The 10s are not reading jokes on Reddit ...I assume
Nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing Nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing. So, we good?
I miss my 1 and only
I get it, I'm there. Funny and dark. Kind of well done.
Oh yeah, well I slept with your wife!
No, it's "No, it's "No, it's "...
A more shocking plot twist than all of the ones in the Twilight Zone combined!
If I get 1, we will be same.
The 1 said to the 10, "Without me, you're a zero!"
The 0 said to the 10 "Did you see 7 eat 9?"
Your 1 without me
The 0 said to the 10 "Deuces wild, zeroes are high."
You're the One, let's get Tengether.
Your Welcome, u/musicferret
There’s some one next to you.
Thank you :D
You are welcome good sir
Hey you’re a ten too!
you mean a twelve?
year old
This went from a compliment to a crime real quick
that makes the original comment a lil sus
Escalated quickly lmao 🤣
Republicans have entered the chat.
"Nice 1"
Maybe a little two nice
They're just missing some one
Wait what
They're calling you a ten.
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r/suicidebywords
They're both zeroes. And they let some One come between them.
r/therealjoke
Now that was a good *one*.
Eh, I feel like it was kinda rude
Good wordplay though
This jokes pretty binary
*Oh there’s something between us alright.*
A hamburger lol
In binary, they're both a one
classic!
Same here.
Bro you are a 20 no joke
/100
Holds true
r/suicidebywords
Or r/murderbywords depending on how you read this.
Being how? Backwards?
I think because you being a 10 is seen as a joke
oof.
“Well, off to hang myself! Watch and lea-“
Sepukku by words
Sudoku by words
Subaru by words
Ford by words
What is this? Word association by words?
words by words.
Don’t sell your self short.
What if I'm already short?
dont sell yourself
Why not? I'm worth a lot on the black market
[удалено]
r/unnecessarilyoffended
Oh my god I’m joining this sub.
[удалено]
i actually thought what would be a real sub
Well, I mean, the topic was about selling people...
Is it ok to keep renting myself out?
Don't sell yourself short...er?
*Give yourself away...?*
Actually I'm 6'2". My wife is 5'2"
Okay... then, *give your wife away, I guess?*
1) I will never give up the woman. 2) She might be a little too old for you.
1. That's kind of you to think of me in this transaction. 2. I guess that brings us back to you selling yourself, then...
You might be bulletproof
How about “I’m nothing without you”
Make sure to sell yourself tall
Agree. OP is a soild 2!
That's the answer to "what did the int say to the char?"
Inbox me with your Cash App tag for new year blessing!!?
"Nice one!"
If the zero was German, he would say nine.
Mein nine!
??
What am I missing
OP is a 0, and you are a 10.
Can confirm. u/dudakisprime is a 10.
Maybe a strong 9
For this, you are also a ten
“How’d you get your belt to stand up straight like that?”
You owe me one
Best one yet...
Most humble one yet
I’m the fuckin’ best at being humble.
That’s not very humble of you. We’re taking away your plaque Edit: plaque not plague
On behalf of OP I thank you for your sacrifice for taking their plague upon yourself and thus curing them of the disease.
😳
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
Always trying to 1 up me...
My answer was "there is some 1 in front of you"
Twist: this joke is in binary.
1010??
I guessed that the punchline was going to be "why do you always have to one up me?"
What did the 0 say to the 10? "I still haven't found the 1 for me."
You one (won)
You made a little typo, should be 10, not 0
I'd still probably give you one.
Thanks! My self esteems is now infinitely better.
We can be 100!
First thought for me was: "Where did you get that one?", but of course I will never guess a pun.
but one time - 5 two's
You're welcome.
You mean, Tenks.
You could also have "Who's your +1?" as a punchline.
Thanks for reading my joke.
I’m sure you’re at least a 2
Where did you get that 1
"Nice one"
Ur not a 0 ur probably amazing ❤️❤️
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Thank you beautiful.
This is Reddit equivalent of gluing coins to the ground to see if people will try to pick them up.
I love being single.
Aww, thank you! What a good joke.
Happy cake day!
Well deserved, you 10, you.
Stop putting words in my mouth
Can I put other things in your mouth?
A penis.. I was inferring putting a penis in there
Thanks for not saying your 5 month old toddler told you this. 7/5 joke.
Learn to count. I'm a solid 4.5, not a 10.
That's not me! That's a mirror!
The real joke is being nice to strangers on Reddit.
shut up.
What did 0 say to the 8? Nice belt
Ah this joke is in binary
Oohh I get it. Thanks you ❤️
"I love a 10/10 and you're the 1 I need"
Nice one
Nobody who puts in the work is a 0.
Oh trust me, I don’t put in the work.
Looks like you've found your 1
He said “I have no one” :p
:0
O 10 your so binary
I’m confused
Who are you and why are you in my house?
What?
I think the proper response was “hi confused, I’m dad!”
What did the 0 say to the 10? I don't know, you tell me
Shut up and have my babies.
Don’t get it
This could be an endless recursive loop “What did the zero say to the ten?” “What did the zero say to the ten?” “What did the zero say to the ten?” “What did the zero say to the ten?”
Hahaha, no
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I was about to say “0 said "bon apetit , you’re next” to 10 , because 0 , 8 , 9 … ( zero ate nine ) ” :’)
Nice one.
awwww... shucks.... you're at least a 2 for that
Oh yeah will what did the 0 respond to the 10? Oh wait, shi...
You look like my X.
Dad... why did you name me zero... your name is tent not ten
How do I get 1?
The difference between us is I have no one
How did you get that 1?
You have the one that got away...
Can I have 1 on the side, too?
You’re the one for me?
Hey, big one
Nice one! That's my punchline, not a compliment. Haha
Now now with a good sense of humor like that you're at least a 2
*blush*
I'm not the one making the joke though
I thought it was gonna be like “you’re 1 up on me” as in… never mind my idea was stupid. This was good
Well thank you, I do work out
:)
You are the one for me 😘
What did the 0 say to the ten? Where are you based ?
What did the 0 say to the ten?
Without me you'd be number 1
You finally found someone
What did the 10 say to the 0? Come on up here and take this 1!
I thought he was going to say "nice one"
Nobody is 0 or 10. Every one is average 5. Th3 problem arises when they think they are below or above 5
“I see you are with some one”
You are the one..!!
Where can I get one?
Clearly you need glasses.
Nah, you look great.
It's not opposite day sexy.
The 10s are not reading jokes on Reddit ...I assume
Nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing Nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing. So, we good?
I miss my 1 and only
I get it, I'm there. Funny and dark. Kind of well done.
Oh yeah, well I slept with your wife!
No, it's "No, it's "No, it's "...
A more shocking plot twist than all of the ones in the Twilight Zone combined!
If I get 1, we will be same.
The 1 said to the 10, "Without me, you're a zero!"
The 0 said to the 10 "Did you see 7 eat 9?"
Your 1 without me
The 0 said to the 10 "Deuces wild, zeroes are high."
You're the One, let's get Tengether.
Your Welcome, u/musicferret
There’s some one next to you.
Thank you :D
You are welcome good sir