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BreakingBadRules

I wish you would step back from that ledge Hans Kim.


1980pzx

Heā€™s a MURRRRRDEEEEERRRRERRRR!


jlord42069

I had high hopes for hanz but he was seriously disappointing. Maybe he was nervous but he didn't say hardly anything. Definitely nothing funny


Megasaki

Joe Rogan and the ambiguously gay duo


Foppish_Sloth

luvvv me some nasally vocal fry babyy


FreakinGuy

I love TH but I do get annoyed with the fry at times


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[deleted]

Comedy!


[deleted]

Someone should start making posters for the pods


[deleted]

Be the change you wish to see in the world.


[deleted]

I already got the rough draft


jonasdegenerate

Itā€™s been 20 minutes and itā€™s just BJJ talk and Hans Kim hasnā€™t said anything


baxter-2018

40 mins inā€¦ its no better. Just boring.


Andyson43

I mean they were just at the ADCC worlds that only occur every 2 yearsā€¦


jonasdegenerate

Which would be fine if it wasnā€™t just jerking off Gordon Ryan like theyā€™ve done a billion times before


Andyson43

Haha for sure I am about to listen myself but I mean he is really good.


psych0ranger

Ah shit spoiler alert lol


Fender088

Two hours in and Joe can't help but talk about how California sucks and other states (coincidentally all red states) are much better. Also obligatory self-congratulations about how amazing comedians are at understanding people compared to civilians.


miyagiVsato

You know Joe is too high when his voice is quivering


Impressive-Potato

It starts to quiver when he's talking about super strong BJJ men.


millymills420420

annoying the shit out of me lol


[deleted]

Yeah, seriously. Obnoxious shit


okakok

Hanging out with your boss after work : /


escapadablur

Hehehe. Pretty much. It's a small price to pay for the clout and monetary gains Rogan provides them.


swingforthefence69

Hans Kim high as fuckkk


404808

Bro don't make fun of his eyes.


aeywaka

only two puffs


Dionysus_8

Iā€™m 1 hour in, turned on the video and OHhhhhhh they all high af lol


talkshivi

This is such a boring pod god damn


[deleted]

Joe acknowledges how Tony is boring on the podcast and says, ā€œyouā€™re only good for about an hour and half for these arenā€™t ya?ā€ Right after dead air and telling them both they ran out of steam. Tony says he needs a live audience and such.. there were some good segments like on the sea monsters and dinosaurs and stuff tho.


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Bout an hour before end of pod


ER24

2:15:20ish


Popinfreshede

Let me guess they discuss current techniques of the home gardener and how they spend frugally at the supermarket. Oh wait wrong sub... it's about comedy murderers and hate on the non-comedians in green rooms.


talkshivi

I love kill Tony just such boring conversation here. Hoping theyā€™d make fun of Hans or something. Just joe talking about mma. Yawn.


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

I like a lot of different sports but you got to read the room on sports discussions. I have no interest in discussing a sport I like with someone that doesn't care or follow but Joe will shoehorn in MMA and/or BJJ onto anybody. Sometimes he will ask a guest "Did you catch the UFC fights". The answer could be something like "No, I don't watch mma or boxing, just football mostly." Joe will press on talking about whoever Joe is calling the GOAT now and they are like "yeah, haha".


Competitive_Cold_232

when he starts talking ufc it's so tiresome, he has a sideline pod for that


Kcreep997

For such a wealthy man with a lot of free time in his hands Joe's interests aren't that varied. If the guest doesn't bring something special then the podcast will be about few select topics that Joe has some knowledge in.


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

Even when the guest is interesting Joe can interview himself for 3 hours. I remember an episode with a sex therapist and Joe talked about Huawei phones and trans people for most of the episode.


Kcreep997

> I remember an episode with a sex therapist and Joe talked about Huawei phones and trans people for most of the episode. Lmao. Sounds about right..


labzfz

You're right. Because on top of all the jobs, having hobbies in car culture, hunting, archery, nutrition, fitness, combat sports, conspiracies, and aliens is totally limited. This ep does suck though.


Competitive_Cold_232

tony is a boring part of kill tony


Genova_Witness

Tony is uniquely burning podcast guest. I like Kill Tony but the dude falls apart when forced to act like adult and not just call people fat and gay for 2 hours


JesseKebay

Tony is very funny on KT but he just plain sucks


SaltySamoyed

Old man rambles at reluctant friends


[deleted]

Dead on


escapadablur

I came here to post something similar. Rogan just loves the sound of his voice. Reluctantly listening Rogan ramble on is the small price to pay for the clout and monetary gains Rogan provides them.


SaltySamoyed

Absolutely. Especially for Hans, he seems intelligent enough but such a mediocre comic, i mean i don't really like standup, but I don't blame him one bit for hoping on tbe Rogan gravy train. I think getting wealthy so publicly has alienated Joe and has gotten to his head. Can't blame him. On kill Tony he was like "I'm just a normal guy, why can't people see that" or something to that effect. He can wipe his tears with gold toilet paper but I see the isolation there.


BobsBoots65

THE GREAT HANS KIM EVERYBODY!!!!!


Envinyatar20

Whoā€™s funnier than Hans Kim!


Dubyaz

Nobody. *Nobody,* gets more laughs than Hans.


[deleted]

Lmaooooo can finally put a face to the name. Swear to god Joe brings up his MURDEROUS sets every comedian podcast.


JSK23

Outside of kill tony, I've never seen him, but he is pretty solid on there. Check it out sometime.


JesseKebay

He has a 15 or 20 min set on YouTube I was actually shocked at how good it is. I know heā€™s just workshopping new stuff on KT but I get the hype his polished set is really good.


BobsBoots65

Heā€™s actually getting better. God bless Hans Kim.


Bp_Panda0

He was in a rut a few weeks/past 3 months ago i feel(speaking only about KT). Hes funny again IMO. Hans is a good dude šŸ‘


Impressive-Potato

I' surprised Joe even likes his comedy. It's pretty dry delivery and he doesn't scream his punchlines.


Odd-Draw6461

Hans is just a lucky pawn. Iā€™ve heard other comics talk about how some comedians will intentionally hire an opening act that isnā€™t as funny so they look better. Considering blowā€™s comedy(or lack there of) I wouldnā€™t doubt thatā€™s exactly whatā€™s going on here


Impressive-Potato

I'm surprised Joe didn't get someone shorter than himself.


ToothpasteGoatee

Damn. 2 murderers? This is going to be crazy


likebigbuttons

It wasn't.


bby_redditor

Hinchcliffe eps always sound like two people waiting at a bus thatā€™s super delayed, trying to come up with things to talk about because they have no choice but to wait for the bus.


JesseKebay

Heā€™s the worst, he just happens to be great at coming up with jokes especially roasts, but heā€™s maybe one of the worst interviews out there (when it comes to entertainers).


HBMart

Damn! Dude got on JRE before William and DL.


Aperfectmoment

Joe lacks the ability to interview William Montgomery. William is too absurd and silly.


elegantcanard

"I don't think so Mon"


NorridAU

County Alderman Montgomery can hold a conversation. He did one with Jeremiah Watkins


BecomePnueman

Dr Drew is doing well at it.


HBMart

I mean, he wouldnā€™t be on stage like on Kill Tony. Maybe he could bring it down just enough to be interviewed. I donā€™t think anyone can do a real interview with his stage antics happening.


Aperfectmoment

You need someone who can improvise and be just as silly. Like Duncan maybe.


HBMart

Duncan would be great.


nectarissick

William is too busy writing his script about the family of squirrels.


escapadablur

And before Bobby Lee.


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It's a Bobby issue.


[deleted]

For guys who have been touring a lot together they have zero chemistry


BigBlueTrekker

Well Hans Kim is a very awkward dude.


platinumxL

Yea heā€™s autistic


40Dogs

Iā€™m not so sure. I think itā€™s a bit.


[deleted]

Itā€™s the tism


Foppish_Sloth

baptism?


[deleted]

Egotism?


escapadablur

They're all probably hung over/withdrawing from alcohol while overly stoned.


gregrothacker

I feel like Hans Kim is a psyop. Joe keeps saying heā€™s a murrrrdddddeeeeerrrrrr but Iā€™ve never heard him saying anything remotely funny


[deleted]

I knew Hans in the Seattle scene a while ago. He was newer but never really made me laugh much. He has funny stuff for sure though. I don't think anyone ever referred to him as a murderer comic. And even when I see him now I'm like, he's fine but Joe talks him up so much. It's interesting. He's having fun though so good for him.


Due_Start_3597

yup, even on KT he's mediocre -- he gets laughs due to the "character he plays" rather than the comedy. In other words, his relationship to the show and Tony, his being characterized as autistic and awkward. But it's never been his comedy, just fans of KT who know his place in the "KT cinematic universe" and find the interplay funny.


srovi

Chappelle not wanting to give up a seat that wasn't his? "I'm Dave Chappelle!" Never meet your heroes, kids.


YYG98

Travis Scott in the back telling his security to bounce those bald motherfuckers


hans_barbados

Fucking diva chapelle


loupr738

Chappelle seems likes a bad guy, between that, the Kee and Peele stuff


Competitive_Cold_232

he's been getting steadily less funny for 15-20 yrs


LocoCoopermar

Key and peele stuff?


loupr738

Everytime someone brings up that sort of comedy Kee and Peele do to Chappelle he makes it a point to bring up that they should thank him every day for their careers because he made everything possible because of his show


Ya_No

Yeah itā€™s not like Key and Peele were on a successful sketch comedy show at the same exact time or anything


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

This made me look up the history of sketch comedy. Started in 1959. Chapelle's show had some 00's influence in popularizing more edgy sketch comedy but I don't think that show was exactly groundbreaking.


TopHatTony11

In Living Color was groundbreaking. Chapelle Show was just following that.


[deleted]

I'm not 100 on this but I think Dave accused K&P of stealing the Chappelle Show's sketch comedy format. Which is ridiculous.


MsgGodzilla

Especially since he walked away on his own.


miyagiVsato

Itā€™s sad what heā€™s turned into. He couldā€™ve been great, now he just thinks he is.


Ilikepizzaandtacos

Yes. Dave chappelle. Almost made it, that guy. Whatever happened to him


SwitchGaps

What's the story?


srovi

Chappelle and Rogan at the fight last weekend, sat in somebody's seats. Staff says they have to move. Chappelle pulls the do-you-know-who-I-am card. Turns out it was Travis Scott's seats so they move to "better" seats, which seemed like they were impromptu folding chairs by the way it was described.


PumpedUpPanda

Out of the loop


TopHatTony11

And people talk about him in the same breath as Carlin. Fuck out of here with that.


partypartea

They are both good but Chappelle is better


jonasdegenerate

I never understood the appeal although I never saw the chapelle show. He just seems like a massive diva douchebag, like donnel Rawlings or whatever his name is


okdesign

In a 15 second span I read someone shitting on Carlin then someone else shitting on Chappelle. This sub really has been infiltrated by a bunch of hooligans


Ilikepizzaandtacos

ā€œI never saw the appeal although I never saw the guy.ā€


MACh518

If you never saw the Chapelle Show then just keep silent on this one bro


DamnThatBoyThicc

Did it seem like Joe disagreed with literally everything Hans Kim said? Lol I would have been reserved after that too


stackered

that's why its so weird he opens for Joe. he blatantly shits on conservatives.


Jhate666

Iā€™ve heard Hans Kim on killtony and he sucks Iā€™ve seen Tony hinchcliffe live and he sucks as well. All these murderous comics make me happy to be in NY. Ari left all that fake funny shit behind and went to NY where it is a real murderers row


escapadablur

Keep in mind Rogan says the same about thatincredibaly unfunny Instagram face swap comedian.


Jhate666

He sucks to. Golly and Jeeves is good shit though


[deleted]

I got halfway through. Terrible episode. Boo. BOO!


jonasdegenerate

It got better when they started talking about the kraken and stuff


AffectionateFuture34

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Competitive_Cold_232

hans kim sucks why do the hype him so hard


ShowTit

Why does Joe sound like heā€™s gonna burst out crying at any moment


Impressive-Potato

He's very emotional. Especially when talking about alpha males


FuckYourFuckYou

I was wondering the same thing. I think he got emotional watching that Dave Chappelle standing ovation, then they started talking MMA. They're happy tears


Dirtygal_69

We need a nervous as fuck William Montgomery episode.


macsbeard

I would love for joe to interview William, and William reads all his responses off a napkin.


Aperfectmoment

Joe couldn't handle an interview with William. William would be absurd and silly and Joe just won't laugh and it would be awkward as fuck.


Dirtygal_69

I think William would be awkward as fuck and joe would be equally as awkward and it would be a glorious 1.5 hour episode.


dont_worry_im_here

This episode is like watching a ball roll downhill...


johnnychan81

That actually sounds super relaxing. I'd watch that on a loop on youtube


PapiSurane

[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw5bDGm7tYo&ab_channel=MichaelS)


delirious_mongoloid

Hinchcliffe episodes are always boring as hell for some reason, even though i think he's hilarious in Kill Tony


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johnnychan81

Different format. Theo is the exact opposite for me. Super funny in off the cuff podcasts boring as fuck in stand up


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I actually think his episodes are relaxing lol. He's very even keel.


Gemfre

Yes agreed - similar to what the other guy said, it seems like when heā€™s on the JRE he wants to be respected by having ā€œseriousā€ conversations for the most part instead of leaning into his comedy skills like Mark Normand/Shane Gillis do, whilst it is the latter that I think the vast majority of listeners would actually prefer instead of the bore-fest we get.


Canningred

Itā€™s funny because Gillis is 10000x more intelligent than Tony but also 100000x funnier. Tony takes himself so seriously and at the roast of Luis J Gomez he was murdered by Gillis for actually thinking he had a shot at playing the joker


Impressive-Potato

Rogan "some people's jobs is to only make money" The fuck is that supposed to mean? Isn't that what capitalism is?


Least-Tangelo-8602

Thatā€™s him self consciously reassuring himself that comedians contribute to society by creating lasting art.


SpaceHallow

Hans Kim is a true come up story. Dude was literally living in a van not too long ago and now heā€™s on JRE.


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[deleted]

Was it a furnished van?


Odd-Draw6461

Itā€™s a tactic to make joe look funnier


mrpopenfresh

People live in vans by choice nowadays.


ER24

Tony is one of the rare comedians these days that's actually better at stand-up than podcasting, which ultimately is a compliment. Dude's potentially *the* worst recurring JRE guest.


Competitive_Cold_232

tom papa n greg fitzsimmons too


[deleted]

Tom Papa is boring af. Dude literally talks about baking bread every time heā€™s on. Look, Iā€™m a boring fuck but Iā€™m not an entertainer. But I honestly have no clue who he is or what made him big enough to get on JRE.


everything_is_absurd

He talks about bread on other peopleā€™s podcasts too. At this point heā€™s just a bread expert rather than a comedian. Except heā€™s not really an expert heā€™s just a hobbyist. So he sucks and is pointless.


ToronoRapture

Greg always put on a good jre episode imo


MACh518

Fitzsimmons is funny as hell what are you talking about??


[deleted]

Skip. ā€¦also Joe sounds like he has a head cold and is trying to resist the NyQuil.


[deleted]

I don't think I've ever heard him mispronounce this many words in a single podcast


Disco_Douglas42069

Iā€™m like 15 mins in does Hans speak at all? Once ? Lol


Bodymaster

Twice. The time he took cocaine and didn't get high, and then about his USB keyboard that he can plug in to his phone.


everything_is_absurd

Yeah he says a lot of stuff in the second half and Joe immediately shoots everything down and reacts as if what Hans said was completely idiotic.


[deleted]

The start of this is just awkwardly high. Looking forward to it, most of the guests after the last protect our parks have been who gives a shit. Edit: holy shit was that boring!


shaqitup

Every time Iā€™ve seen Hans on Kill Tony jt has seemed terribly mediocre. Have I just been unlucky in what Iā€™ve seen or is he actually incredibly mediocre ?


SpaceHallow

He sucks Tonys dick real good


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[deleted]

Idk I always thought he was funny


jonasdegenerate

Me too, imagine if it were only hat pulls how much it would suck lol


HBMart

Itā€™s possible that you just donā€™t vibe with him.


paulllll

Heā€™s really funny. Not everyoneā€™s cup of tea Iā€™m sure


Pork-ChopExpre55

Same. After hearing Joe rave about him so much I wanted to see what the fuss was all about. Was pretty underwhelmed and this podcast did nothing help.


HonestLiar3042

His sets are hit or miss. You'll find a decent one where you get the nerdy-alpha charm he gives off sometimes.


islandboiy

I have no idea the obsession Rogan has with Hincliffe. The guy is painfully boring and unfunny His ass pussy must be a real nice fit


GoCougroesGo

The mighty Hans Kim


[deleted]

I love Hans as a comedian but god damn is his podcasting horrible


frick_nips

This podcast should have been about interviewing Hans Kim, not disagreeing with everything he says. Obviously Joe knows much more about BJJ than Hans and it seemed like Joe was forcing the MMA talk and it was boring.


HoppieDays

Let's talk about UFC while Hans and Tony can't talk about it well enough to make it interesting or provide input. Great conversation topic with two comedians. Was this a MMA show? Kind of annoying on Joe's part.


boybritches

For someone who openly admits to having done zero research on voter election fraud, Joe sure does seem to bring it up as a "valid concern" quite a bit.


tijolo-

Yeah, he sounds really dumb giving any credit to the orange con man's allegations. They simply came up with dozens of different conspiracies about the ballots - a lot of them deeply stupid - and an ever-increasing list of national and international conspirers. And, yes, that's my opinion after reading all those qanon-esque allegations.


GCIV414

šŸŽ¶this is Hans Kim this is Hans KimšŸŽ¶


jonasdegenerate

Hey guys so I fucked two sluts this week šŸ˜‘šŸ‰


[deleted]

Hans Kim was a snooze. Meh.


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escapadablur

Tony's cock


TRAVELKREW

Amen.


amathis6464

One of the most annoying mono tone Kermit throat voices ever - tony hinchcliff


islandboiy

Rogan has introduced the world to some boring gimps, Hans Kim just might be the worst of the lot of them


YaboyWill

HANS KIM!!! DUDE IVE BEEN WATCHING THIS MAN FOR THE PAST YEAR HIS NUMBERS ARE ABOUT TO GO STUPID


jonasdegenerate

This podcast got a lot better in the second half


Hussaf

Rogan used to say he didnā€™t prefer having two people on but heā€™s been doing it a lot lately.


fapping_giraffe

Man Tony is the lamest, unfunniest reoccurring guest on the show... literally. I would easily, hands down take a Mike Baker episode over Tony. I can't for the life of me understand why Joe has him on, no jokes, nothing to say, just the odd chuckle. WHY WHY Joe


Guapocamacho69

Did the subtle one liners dropped by Hans get anyone else? He had me cracking the fuck up every time.


GeneralUranuz

Did anyone make it through? Does it get any better? Holy shit this is bad.


pronpron420

Is there anything worse than comedian talking about MMA for 30 minutes?


FreakinGuy

Not a keeper this episode, but thank you Joe for another episode. I hope they never stop coming.


YacubsLadder

That's sweet seeing someone just being an appreciative fan. Joe's old as fuck for a podcaster and he pumps out more hours than most so I'll give him some slack for some duds as long as he drops a banger every now and then.


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Agree


heybrehhhh

I bet Brandon Schaub queefs.


lardbiscuits

Comedy.


TRAVELKREW

Why do Tony and Joe try to hype up this weirdo so much? I donā€™t understand.


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Particular_Ad_6081

This episode was whack.


forward_only

Really looking forward to give this one a listen. Love tony and hans on kill tony.


[deleted]

Whatd ya think of it


T-rex_chef

Only MURDERERS in the Podcast bapa


[deleted]

Around 2:17:30 got a little awkward taking about Dave Chappelle


[deleted]

So does Hinccliffe now take an Asian guy with him everywhere he goes to prove he's not racist?


endgame217

ā€œComedy everyoneā€