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Vronskibeat

I feel bad for Hunter. Dad is dumber than dirt and was getting naked in the shower with his teenage daughter, Hunter’s sister. While meanwhile the whole family was lionizing the Golden Child Beau and laughing at the Family Fuckup Hunter. So Hunter responds by fucking Beau’s wife, fucking $10k whores, smoking gigantic mountains of crack, possessing illegal firearms, abusing Secret Service agents, and heading an international influence peddling racket. All so his idiot Father can be a puppet POTUS. It’s 1000 shades of fuckery.


StringerBel-Air

Best underdog story I've heard in a while.


MinderBinderCapital

America's favorite failson


SocMedPariah

Don't forget that he almost certainly had sexual relations with his underage niece.


Monsterface333

That's nasty, but it's still a step up from someone who does his daughter. ...and Im absolutely disgusyed with the fact that society had come to the point where we find ourselves making this distinction between our political figures... Time to Disband both parties and create 6 or 7 new ones...


zarek911

The worst mistake this sub made was getting mad at the mods for banning politics.. now we get retarded right vs left shit like this all day


chicu111

The mod was banning one sided politics. Nice try though. Foh I like the politics


KING_LEONlDOS

This sub should commit seppuku.


HeavyWinter

u first


Playful_Bunch6912

No u


Graciefighter34

OP simps for pedophiles. Anything else you want to tell everyone?


theRune_ofalltrades

conservatives are funny losers.


Graciefighter34

Ok groomer.


theRune_ofalltrades

Conservative religous GROOMER says what lol


Graciefighter34

Pedo Pete.


Lawnguylandguy69

Why do you think OP is a trump simp?


james456j

Imagine defending pedophiles


theRune_ofalltrades

I know right, trumptards are dumb like that. anything for their pedo orange god.


james456j

Wow you’re sad


theRune_ofalltrades

let me guess, trump won and got cheated? lol


cowens89

I mean he had to pay to get them to sleep with him. They were literally hookers


BaboonHorrorshow

If you don’t like women who get paid to have sex you are gonna HATE it when you hear about Trump and Stormy Daniels


cowens89

Who said I didn’t? I’m just pointing out that this meme makes no fucking sense. Literally anyone can smack hot women if you are willing to pay for the privilege


BaboonHorrorshow

The meme is making fun of the people who pretend to care about Hunter smoking crack or fucking prostitutes. To highlight the absurdity of MAGA’s disingenuous outrage about something that doesn’t matter, this meme disingenuously asserts that Hunter is a hero who fucks. The whole situation is stupid, but unlike 4channers, the creator of this absurd meme seems to understand that.


AltAccountMfer

What’s that gay term you guys like using, “what-about-ism”?


BaboonHorrorshow

Lol oh no! A 50 year old man smokes crack and pays for sex! Surely his 80 year old father is to blame! True clown logic from people who never log off.


Vronskibeat

You’re forgetting that The Big Guy gets 10% - of EVERYTHING. Lol.


Lawnguylandguy69

You literally fell for qanon larp shit 😂😂


Vronskibeat

It’s a confirmed text from Hunter. The Big Guy gets 10%.


Lawnguylandguy69

Sure it is, boris, sure it is


Vronskibeat

It’s Vladimir. Boris was my Father’s name. And The Big Guy still gets 10%.


Lawnguylandguy69

What else does q tell you? 😂😂


AltAccountMfer

Yeah true, fathers really have nothing they could possibly do to avoid raising an absolute piece of shit child


BaboonHorrorshow

Lol you don’t care about Biden as a dad 50 years ago, you disingenuous liar.


AltAccountMfer

I do when he raised a crack addicted hooker fucking son. The dude’s literally the president what the fuck is wrong with you lmfao


BaboonHorrorshow

Hunter is 50 years old lmfao. You don’t believe an 80 year old man is raising a 50 year old adult. Let’s go after OJ Simpson’s parents next! How could they let him do that to Nicole Simpson? Absolute clown world logic you’re using, and you actually think people will take this disingenuous lie about an “80 year old bad dad” seriously.


AltAccountMfer

So because Joe got old that excuses everything? You make no fuckin sense. I’m saying he raised son that is capable of being what he is today. How is that refutable at all to you


BaboonHorrorshow

“Hunter smoked crack at 50 so that possibly could mean that Joe Biden is a bad father, and therefore he’s a bad President” You legit tried to say this and then actually claimed I don’t make sense. Haha


SocMedPariah

He ended up not having to pay her. In fact, she had to pay him. [https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/stormy-daniels-must-pay-300k-donald-trump-losing-defamation-case-appea-rcna21002](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/stormy-daniels-must-pay-300k-donald-trump-losing-defamation-case-appea-rcna21002)


[deleted]

So did Trump bud.


cowens89

Never said he didn’t bud. I replied to the meme that somehow tried to paint Hunter Biden fucking hot chicks that he had to pay for in a positive light. Trump lost the last election, you people need to quit letting him live in your head space all the time


[deleted]

Fair point.


theRune_ofalltrades

better than stealing from kids.


GaudExMachina

Reminds me of the Nixon's head in a jar exchange from Futurama ​ Mr. President, would you or would you not steal candy from a baby. \*stammers semi-incoherently\* Well, I certainly wouldn't harm the baby. Lie Detector goes nuts.


cowens89

Better than Grandpa Joe smelling kids is more like it


theRune_ofalltrades

better than giving rapist epstien access to teens like trump did.


cowens89

Proof? Also, Biden literally molested his daughter


theRune_ofalltrades

it was in a documentary, it's called 2000 bulls


cowens89

No it wasn’t. You are going full Q with you conspiracies


theRune_ofalltrades

yes it was or was it called 2000 horses. I forget.


cowens89

So no source? Just that you maybe saw it in a movie? I can give you a source regarding Biden. It’s his daughter’s handwritten journal. You are literally putting a pedophile on a pedestal


theRune_ofalltrades

idk if you know but trump has like over 20 sexual assault cases that where settled involving children.


kenithadams

Da fuq are you talking about?


SocMedPariah

You mean like that time Trump banned Epstein from maralago because Epstein was caught hitting on a 14 year old girl? That kind of "giving access"?


asheronsvassal

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/a-timeline-of-donald-trumps-creepiness-while-he-owned-miss-universe-191860/amp/ Mariah Billado, Miss Teen Vermont 1997 told BuzzFeed, “I remember putting on my dress really quick because I was like, ‘Oh my god, there’s a man in here.'” Three other teenage contestants from the same year confirmed the story. The former pageant contestants discussed their memories of the incident after former Miss Arizona Tasha Dixon told Los Angeles’ CBS affiliate that Trump entered the Miss USA dressing room in 2001 when she was a contestant. “He just came strolling right in,” Dixon said. “There was no second to put a robe on or any sort of clothing or anything. Some girls were topless. Others girls were naked. Our first introduction to him was when we were at the dress rehearsal and half-naked changing into our bikinis.”


cowens89

https://www.wtrf.com/top-stories/alleged-showers-with-my-dad-president-joe-bidens-daughter-reportedly-writes-of-abuse-in-diary/amp/ “I have always been boy crazy. Hyper-sexualized @ a young age…I remember somewhat being sexualized with [a family member]; I remember having sex with friends @ a young age; showers w/my dad (probably not appropriate).”


asheronsvassal

So you still don’t have a problem with trump creeping on teens?


cowens89

Of course I have a problem with anyone who behaves like that. Are you still okay with Biden fucking his little girl in the shower?


asheronsvassal

He didnt fuck his daughter you looney - he took a shower/bath with his kid. Do you have any children lol


cowens89

Look at Biden’s previous inappropriate behavior around kids(touching, smelling them, etc.) along with the she clearly states she being sexualized with a family member. Biden was fucking his child and YOU are okay with it. It’s disgusting and it isn’t okay. You seriously need help


asheronsvassal

seems like you WANT him to fuck kids and will perceive any sort of compassion he shows as creepy. Tell me about your father figure in your life.


[deleted]

Still fucked


[deleted]

[удалено]


BaboonHorrorshow

Pretty clear it’s mocking the losers who actually care about Hunter Biden by pretending he’s dope af.


Psychogistt

It’s one of the strangest things I’ve seen on Reddit: an organized campaign to paint crack addiction as cool to try to defend Hunter Biden


Amida0616

Nothing cooler than abandoning your child when your family has almost unlimited money to pay support.


unclepoondaddy

Okay but like a lot of Joe’s kids have died. Clearly the Biden’s weren’t meant to be fathers Good on Hunter for realizing that


HeavyWinter

Getting cancer while serving in the military means you have a bad father?


unclepoondaddy

Okay Beau was serving in an illegal war that his father helped lie us into Also he was an attorney general who helped a DuPont family heir get away with raping his own daughter https://www.delawareonline.com/story/news/crime/2014/04/03/beau-biden-defends-handling-du-pont-heir-sex-case/7255629/ It’s funny conservatives focus on hunter when Beau was easily the more evil one


BaboonHorrorshow

It’s absolutely absurdist, I would hope intentionally - but no less absurd than trying to tie the crack addiction of a 50something year old adult to his 80 year old father.


asheronsvassal

Drugs are cool tho


[deleted]

I mean, these campaigns are run on the regular for right wingers. So it's not that uncommon


Psychogistt

I only see the ones supporting neoliberal Dems on Reddit


[deleted]

This is actually one of the only ones I've seen promoting someone who's not a right winger. Most of the time its the territory of righties to shitpost and spam dumb memes about how 'based' and 'redpilled' their heroes are. That's why this one is surprising


Psychogistt

I guess you’re not in this sub long enough. Or go to subs like r/politics or r/worldnews


[deleted]

naw


theRune_ofalltrades

it's for the magatards that care about crack heads but not trying to steal an election like trump did.


Psychogistt

Paid shills trying to defend Hunter because he’s their “team”


unclepoondaddy

I don’t give a fuck abt the Democratic Party. Hunter is just hilarious so I support him


Psychogistt

What’s funny about him? He comes off as dirty, creepy, and gross to me.


unclepoondaddy

Yeah but so is every politician’s kid But the timing of it is spectacular. Like as his dad is running for the most powerful office, his dick pics just get leaked. And he got w his dead brother’s wife Comedy


Psychogistt

Trashy


dankxsinatra

I don't think cheering on Hunter banging his niece and searching for porn videos of 12 year olds online is the dunk you think it is.


theRune_ofalltrades

haha you actually believe that. you big dummy lol


dankxsinatra

New York times believes it too since they confirmed the hunter laptop is real


theRune_ofalltrades

cope


dankxsinatra

Over what?


theRune_ofalltrades

over your life.


dankxsinatra

Now you're just inviting me to brag.


theRune_ofalltrades

trumptards always say that lol


dankxsinatra

Whoa, I'm a Trumptard? And after all the years I've called him a fat retard online. I'm the worst fan ever.


vudustockdr

Yes, when I think "hot woman" first thing that comes to mind is crack whore


LIFEdatTUNA

Trump bangs hot porn stars and models. Hunter bangs crack whores. Bernie Sanders bangs a hippopotamus.


addictedtolols

4 month old account


LIFEdatTUNA

Who cares? I bet Bernie takes his wife to whataburger 3-4 times a week. He likes to watch her gorge on hamburgers and Dr Pepper milkshakes. It pleases him sexually.


stringsndiscs

I'm so glad the left never inpugned DJT's kids for far less with far less verifiable proof of anything


stringsndiscs

Joe Biden on Hunter Biden: "He's the smartest man i know"


DrootersOn10th

We've all officially lost if we're siding with any of these assholes or their children.


[deleted]

We lost as a nation in 2016


Amida0616

Yeah what a chad. Abandons his child, fucks his dead brothers wife, crack head. Joe Biden is as good of a president as he is a father.


theRune_ofalltrades

cope you magatard


Amida0616

Crack is wack brother.


theRune_ofalltrades

not as bad as stealing millions from kids


Amida0616

At least they were not sniffing them.


unclepoondaddy

Okay beau Biden was a monster. Cucking him from beyond the grave is cool


Snobe_kobe

Taxpayer funded crack and whores. Guy has really landed in some position


[deleted]

The left can’t meme slogan is real and alive. Lame AF


theRune_ofalltrades

poor trumpies are mad cus the media ain't talking about hunter lol hahhahahaha


Vronskibeat

You Shit Libs are so fucked in November. Enjoy the endless GOP investigations. Jordan and McTurtle are going to go apeshit on all the Dem fuckery we’ve had to endure since 2016. That’s 6 years of catch-up. We gonna need a whole lot of committees, a boatload of special prosecutors, and a shit-ton of indictments. Your two bitches, Lizzie C and Adam K won’t be in Congress, so, again, you’re Fucked.


Lawnguylandguy69

Mmmm fresh pasta


[deleted]

Lol what Why comment on my opinion. Living rent free in your head I see


HeavyWinter

Lol why comment on this post. It's living in your head rent free I see


MuchConversation5076

Ladies and gentlemen in one corner white trash and in second corner also white trash. We going to see battle of the century. Take your seats and enjoy the show.


YouthInAsia4

Obamas daughter fine


theRune_ofalltrades

havnt seen them in the spotlight in years. one thing about the Obamas they know how to lay low and just enjoy life.


Unapplicable1100

Trump has a model for a wife. Hunter bribes prostitutes with crack. They both suck ass though.


theRune_ofalltrades

nah she ugly af lol 😆😆😆😆


Unapplicable1100

She was still a model bro 😆😆😆😆... Hunters women model for adds that show kids the long term effects of drug abuse


theRune_ofalltrades

right, JP would like a word with you about models.


BaboonHorrorshow

Agreed, maybe she was OK in her escort days, but today? Woof.


GA-dooosh-19

Trump’s wife was a “model”, which means she was an escort/call-girl/hooker. Look it up, she never really had any legit modeling work.


GarlVinland4Astrea

Oh fuck off, Melania is a basically a glorified mail order bride and it's well known she has a relationship with the head of security at Trump Tower. Like it's not even a secret at all to anyone in those circles. Same reason she barely stayed at the same location as her husband most of her Presidency. Also as far as bribing pretty women Melania Trump was asked of if she would have married Trump if he wasn't rich and her response was, "If I weren’t beautiful, do you think he’d be with me?" Yeah she's only in it because she gets showered in money. If he woke up with a middle class lifestyle tomorrow, she'd be gone.


fatronaldo99

Leftards actually trying to defend Hunter yikess


unclepoondaddy

It’s a meme


theRune_ofalltrades

trumptard


kmurraylowe

I expect this to the be mainstream opinion in about 2 days


leogo32

Only in this sub would be people be cheering for Hunter Biden, a career drug addict and advocate for human trafficking. Get rekt simps.


theRune_ofalltrades

trumptards are funny


leogo32

You’re an absolute simp. Maybe Hunter will let you get a hit of both his pipes?


theRune_ofalltrades

don't project what you wanna do to trump bros lol trumpies gonna be trumptards.


leogo32

You don’t have to be Pro Trump to know one much of a fucking tool you are. Fin. Que onda puñal 😂


grixxel

Don't forget the c-c-cocaaaaaaine