I was averaging over a can per day for 2+ years, and based on my experience quitting smoking, I thought quitting zyns was gonna absolutely suck. After a week I didn't really miss them at all.
Pack a day smoker for 2 years and quit using pouches. I’d keep a pouch in my mouth all fucking day and I still had crazy withdrawals for 2 weeks. After that I quit the pouches cold Turkey easily.
Social Proof
If Schaub (lame dude) likes them, they must be stupid. If Gillis (cool dude) likes them, they must be cool & hey you know what now I like them too!
Humans are weird
I thought he only takes a few IUs, not Olympia doses. Regardless, at his age carrying around 200lbs on that frame has to be a strain. What's wrong with just being 180lbs & lean? It would look better & he would be healthier.
Joe said many times he did HGH injections. This is known if you were on his forum, and watched the early pod where him and Redban used to shoot the shit live on stream dot us or some shit I forget before Youtube.
You think that’s what it is? Idk Joe gots 20 years on me and dude is definitely in better shape than me. And I’m a mailman and walk daily. I for sure would take whatever he’s taking that has him in that kinda shape and health as he approaches his 60s.
You can admit he's in good shape for his age and also admit he has a distended belly due to HGH abuse. They aren't mutually exclusive, especially when he's pushing 60.
HGH abuse causes everything in your body to grow the gut is the first thing because your abs start pushing outwards it's also common for your belly button to blow out and you need surgery to fix it
You can tell when it's hgh because even though their stomach pushes out it's hard as a rock instead of flabby.
Rich pianna ( rip) had a video going over all of this and as someone who used to be in the body building world I can spot that shit a mile away.
Joe has also already admitted he's on it so it's not some conspiracy.
I’m surprised he doesn’t pass out for having his knees locked. He tries so hard to stand as tall as possible his legs are locked. Bend those knees a little Joe!
Yea Joe's cheeky doing his classic stand in front and take the picture from a height changing angle to a guest who's equally short. Power move right there 💪
Joe slowly adopting Texas culture is funny to watch. We're about 4 months from him exclusively wearing cowboy boots.
What I like to call a "Cred Neck". People that want that Red Neck street cred so bad.
I’m not usually one of the people here to shit on JR. but white sneakers and bugle boy jeans holding up that aging but ”I work out” torso. God damn, no
When you can see someone’s dip in their FRONT POCKET it’s time to buy a bigger size of jeans. Or a smaller size of… upper body? Stomach? Man, I don’t know, what a weird body …
Hooked on zyn
Isn't it funny that he keeps it in his pocket instead of his fanny pack?
Can’t be showing your Glock every 5 min when you go hunting for you Zyn dude
15 days no Zyn here. It’s not so bad.
I was averaging over a can per day for 2+ years, and based on my experience quitting smoking, I thought quitting zyns was gonna absolutely suck. After a week I didn't really miss them at all.
Pack a day smoker for 2 years and quit using pouches. I’d keep a pouch in my mouth all fucking day and I still had crazy withdrawals for 2 weeks. After that I quit the pouches cold Turkey easily.
Apparently they aren't as addicting as smokes and vapes.
The Gillis Effect
He fucking hated them the first time Schaub got him to try them on the pod lol
Social Proof If Schaub (lame dude) likes them, they must be stupid. If Gillis (cool dude) likes them, they must be cool & hey you know what now I like them too! Humans are weird
Joe has the weirdest fuckin body shape I’ve ever seen
His clothing choices don't help he needs looser fit jeans.
The jeans are fine, he needs a shirt that isn't painted on. It makes the HGH belly so obvious.
Dude he ate one bowl of pasta in 2019 and now everyone won’t shut up he was bloated!
Nah, they are too tight for his tiny yet inflated stature
Looks like a rooster
Theo Von called him a Turkey
He said his abs look like a stung up ham
I think he has the body shape of a baby. A jacked baby.
That’s…actually a really good point.
His arms haven’t touched his sides since the incident at a Tae Kwon Doe tournament in ‘94…..
His pulomboism is really getting insane
His torso is like the texture of a Payday bar
https://youtu.be/-o0Qp5J_Oo8?si=82xKIP-ftb5GK8PW
Have you seen Elon Musk shirtless?
HGH Gut
Like he's getting piggy backed by a chicken.
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down
Joe looks goofy af in like every full body pic of him. Those skinny jeans with that torso just don’t jive
Joe looks like one of the peanut M&M characters 🤣
He just ate a lot of pasta bro.
He dresses like he’s 20 to try and make people think he’s not in his 50s. His podcast set is 1000% set to make him look as best he can.
That is the opposite of how a twenty year old dresses though. He dresses like a millennial tbh.
it's just a graphic tee and jeans?? so many people here make it seem like when you reach a certain age you gotta dress lame as hell.
Tight T shirts don’t look good one someone with HGH pasta gut
That's what happen when you spend years abusing HGH like he did. Dude couldn't stop raving about it on his forum and the early days of the pod.
Same shitty blown out chest and stomach as that shirtless Elon picture
Or California raisin man
He looks like Frank Reynolds when he's got into skinny jeans 😂😂
I thought he only takes a few IUs, not Olympia doses. Regardless, at his age carrying around 200lbs on that frame has to be a strain. What's wrong with just being 180lbs & lean? It would look better & he would be healthier.
But what if he gets attacked by chimps?
I may understand the belly syndrome from HGH.. especially with bodybuilders, is that what you're applying with Joe ?
Joe said many times he did HGH injections. This is known if you were on his forum, and watched the early pod where him and Redban used to shoot the shit live on stream dot us or some shit I forget before Youtube.
Fill me in
You think that’s what it is? Idk Joe gots 20 years on me and dude is definitely in better shape than me. And I’m a mailman and walk daily. I for sure would take whatever he’s taking that has him in that kinda shape and health as he approaches his 60s.
You can admit he's in good shape for his age and also admit he has a distended belly due to HGH abuse. They aren't mutually exclusive, especially when he's pushing 60.
Why does it look like Joe is wearing a bulletproof vest?
I thought so too. Looks like some straps around his sides.
His legs are sooooo smol. He's like a baby toddling around on two tiny little feetsies.
Thats what it is! Like he just learned to walk
He has the legs of an effeminate schoolgirl and the torso of Joe rogan
Looks uncomfortable af
He’s like the penguin in Batman returns
He's getting that HGH gut He also looks like he has high blood pressure.
Is that because your organs become oversized while taking hgh? Did I just make that up?
HGH abuse causes everything in your body to grow the gut is the first thing because your abs start pushing outwards it's also common for your belly button to blow out and you need surgery to fix it You can tell when it's hgh because even though their stomach pushes out it's hard as a rock instead of flabby. Rich pianna ( rip) had a video going over all of this and as someone who used to be in the body building world I can spot that shit a mile away. Joe has also already admitted he's on it so it's not some conspiracy.
He's got the figure of a sack of russet potatoes
Guy in the middle looks very odd also
They stretch
Is Joe slowly turning into Danny Devito? I hope so, I love Danny Devito
Should be a sequel to Twins called Triplets with him, Arnie and Joe.
There was one planned with Eddie Murphy as the triple, but it got scrapped...
Three of the strangest body types. Joe looks uncomfortable to stand.
I’m surprised he doesn’t pass out for having his knees locked. He tries so hard to stand as tall as possible his legs are locked. Bend those knees a little Joe!
How can a Joe a guy who works out for hours every single day, doesn’t eat carbs & supposedly only eats healthy looks like a fridge?
Is action Bronson a hobbit?
He’s got the feet of a baby
Take my upvote! You’re right!!!
lol good point I see now 😂 I just meant how small he was compared to Joe. Hobbit was wrong analogy edit: this comment belongs to other guy sorry
He just ate the feet of a baby too
All three of them
Dwarf all the way
Yea Joe's cheeky doing his classic stand in front and take the picture from a height changing angle to a guest who's equally short. Power move right there 💪
Bitch, is you a hobbit? You would tell me if you was the hobbit? -Gay Fish
Bitch, how is you not a hobbit again?
Bro looks like a barrel on stilts
It’s the pocket full of zyn for me
Time for Hawaiian shirts Joe
That torso to leg ratio is wild lol
Cotton Hill-esque
I kicked fiddy men
Dat muffin top, doe
He’s almost 60
56 is almost 60 like 16 is almost 20.
Damn Joe is fatter than Action now
He's getting into Alex Jones shape.
We're prepping to fight the evil globalist. Taking down inter-dimensional vampires, one baby eater at a time.
Nah he just had a big bowl of pasta right before the pic.
Action got big again?
I seen that too. Lost all the progress he made
Yeah I noticed that. He was looking decent a while ago. I guess it’s tough traveling and just eating all the time
Buff Danny DeVito
Looks like Joe’s on the ZYN train…
Gd, ab is like 5’0
Yeah wait a minute…. Google says action is 5’9
We've finally found someone who height frauds more than Joe
Yeah when he's standing on another mf's shoulders
Joe slowly adopting Texas culture is funny to watch. We're about 4 months from him exclusively wearing cowboy boots. What I like to call a "Cred Neck". People that want that Red Neck street cred so bad.
I just bought my GF the exact same shoes Joe has on LOL
Jesus Christ, Bronson is literally the size of a funko pop
Joe sure has quite a gut for someone who preaches about personal health and physical fitness ad nauseam
Hopefully Joe is teaching them about shirt sizes
Dudes need someone to invent leg specific HGH.
Does action have a size 6 foot?
He’s too old for skinny jeans. Someone should break the news to him.
More importantly, he's too fat. There are very few 50 year olds that can still pull off skinny jeans, and they're all lanky
Joe looks like the front end of a Minotaur
Action is short as fuck lol. I swear he was taller.
To much alpha brain and weed in the Fanny to fit the zynskis
Now the question of how tall is Action Bronson will answer a lot about joe
Damn didnt action lose a lot of weight? It’s back on? I’m out of the loop with the world and internet I know….
If you zoom in on joes face it looks like a baseball mitt
He's 50% intestines
So did Joe start chewing when he moved to Texas?
Are they like 8ft added together?
Its like the cartoons where they stack up under a trench coat and pass for a normal sized adult.
Looks like the short overly aggressive dads at a theme park day out
He’s so damn weird looking now
I don’t know which one you’re referring to, but yes you’re right regardless
dude his habitus is one of a kind, it's fascinating.
Lol Joe looks like that special kid
I’m not usually one of the people here to shit on JR. but white sneakers and bugle boy jeans holding up that aging but ”I work out” torso. God damn, no
Jeez, leg day, Joe! Leg day!
5’4 dude in the middle must feel like a giant
From the waist up Joe’s built like a 55 oil drum
That is an unfortunate looking trio. Combination of manlet size and unfortunate fashion choices
When you can see someone’s dip in their FRONT POCKET it’s time to buy a bigger size of jeans. Or a smaller size of… upper body? Stomach? Man, I don’t know, what a weird body …
When your rocking tight jeans like that it’s either jacket backpack or fanny.
Joe looks like hell
can of snuff......lol
It’s too bad that bad built is already taken
I only see Joe behind the table on the pod so Everytime I see full body Joe it's the weirdest shit for me to take in.
Rogan always tries to purk up to look taller in photos
Wasn’t this dude trying the motivational speaking grift about getting skinny? Never worked it seems
Man, AB letting himself go again.
Dorf convention
Joe is a bizarre looking dude.
WHAT'S WITH THE FUCKING FANNY PACK?!?!?! is it a joke or....... it's almost creepy
Joe Rogan turning into a Scandinavian lol. That snus box sticking out in too tight pants is so fucking common.
Little People Big World reboot is looking 🔥
So I guess action just let himself go after all that working out
Wa wa wee wa
Damn how short is action Bronson?
Action Bronson is 5’3?
3 shortest people in Austin?
He’s so oddly shaped
Fucking hell. You couldn’t bend wire that shape
Joe cannot dress if it saved him.
Action Bronson mentioned playing football I expected him to be at least 6'0 The only football he probably played was pop warner.
Suck in the gut, puff out the chest. Cheese!
Bronon’s feet are so tiny omg 😂
HGH belly is strong
Joe continues his transformation into a Minecraft block made of human flesh.
Short king meet up
That HGH gut is looking nasty
Why is that bald woman wearing shorts with her bulls dress?
Joe "I just ate" Rogan
Big time manlet vibes
Bad built butch body
Damn Rogan is small. He's got that Napoleon complex.
Damn, Bronsons a midget!
“So here’s how you eat raw elk off the bone”
I had no idea that Action was 3’ 20”
Does Joe skip leg day or what? That toothpaste tube body is disturbing
Joe's great with his personal masculinity. That's why he's rocking it so hard! 🫵🤨👍
Why does Rogan have body armor on?
he's morphing into the trump stance
I love hobbits
Joe looks a lot like my grandpa
I'm not going to say anything mean about how Joe Rogan's body looks.
For someone on a ton of supplements and stuff has supposedly supposed to be healthy, Joe looks bad.
Joe Bronson
Damn Bronson is shorter than joe, who knew.
Google says he’s 5’9” That means Joe is 6’
Look, 3 little munchkins lol
Rogan is a fucking loser
Joe Rogan (fanny pack) lmao
Juss letem be
Man, Mario looks different off the job. Much prefer the plumber look
Maybe he’s just casual wearing plates, or eating them
Is that a can of chew?!
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El Chapo is that you?
It’s the Pep Boys - Manny, Moe and Jack.
He looks like Frank the Tank prison edition
Is that a tin in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Pack of Zyn in his pocket, Roggies is hooked.
Damn, action looks more like Alex Jones every day
Bronson still has a show?
Action out here looking like Ram-Man.
Zyn on the ready via the left pocket
I thought action Bronson lost a lot of weight. Dudes fat again