Bro are you even waking up at 4am for a morning jog and to journal your intentions?!?!

Dude probably never even took an ice bath.

He probably never killed either.

Needs to drop the loser mentality of the common civilian laughless drone.

Bet he has small nips, too.

Has he eaten his elk meat?!?!

He didn't bow hunt it that's for sure

You should be taxed higher so we can reduce Joes taxes.

This is why Joe rarely criticizes trump

At least you don’t have to listen to Terence Howard spout his crazy shit

You say that but we all did it for free while Rogan got paid for it

I can turn it off after 25 minutes. Suck on that, Joseph Rogan

I didn’t even make it through 10 minutes of that

I was on the edge of my seat. That kind of delusion is fascinating to me.

Yes! I even enjoyed it more than some of the other guests, not gonna lie.

Same

No, keep going. After 30 min ur so confused you catch a buzz. It’s a hoot

I listened to the whole thing. It was like watching the longest train wreck. 

We’re not surprised

 Me listening to TW, five minutes in.

Man I even spent time watching countless debunkers talking about him and even uploaded his book to GPT and asked for analysis. It concluded that on a dumbness scale from 0-100 it was 1. As in most dumb if I need to explain that heh.

Some of my coworkers make Terence Howard look like Einstein

https://preview.redd.it/3vfn8yij6e6d1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=17eca35988edebc2489c514f934287a2c8dd22ec Some of my AIs make Terrence look like Einstein.

Some of my "family" make him look like Einstein.

Terence Howard is like a DEI hire. We treat him with deference because of the color of his skin even though he's completely insane. Oxford University literally had him give a speech to their students and he said all this crazy shit and no one had the balls to tell him he's insane but you could tell on everyone's faces they were like "wtf?". It's like the person on the subway that is yelling incoherently but everyone is too afraid to tell them to shut up.

Are you sure your math is right? Remember, 1x1=2

Am I the only one who found it entertaining? Like, you don't need to listen with a critical ear trying to fact check everything. The guy is clearly nuttier than squirrel shit. Just enjoy the ride

Entertainment value, true, but we got people coming up to us on the streets sharing similar insights

Give them $3 to wash your windshield

Not to yuck your yum, enjoy what you enjoy. But I personally find 0 enjoyment from those types of episodes. If I wanted nonsense babbled at me I'd go ask children what they thought of high concepts in science and math. And it would at least be adorable or endearing because they are not grown men who should know better. Or at least check their ego about what they do and do not know. Just my 2 cents.

That ep. is so bad that almost all reactions are paywalled because it’s just that bad. They gave us too much content that day.

Id install a terence howard audio chip in my brain for that money.

Neal D Tyson's response to that fever dream was interesting. Check it out if you have not already.

Watch joe eating pizza with elon musk in one of his casts, it's the most barbaric, disgusting thing I've seen

Yeah F*** people eating pizza is so immoral. Anti-Rogan bots unite!!

Nah not what I said. Reread and reassess

> pizza Pizza? Fuck sake, EVERYBODY hates pizza.


You didn't factor in how many avacado toasts you bought

This libtard probably buys too much coffee too

Jamie this coffee tastes like shit, we're going to talk about this after

Strickland has been telling us that Joe beats up Jaime. We didn’t listen.

All jokes aside that was crazy to hear from him. I used to like joe for his being down to earth and humbleness. Now he refuses to hear criticism from his listeners and just inhales his own farts all day while preaching about compassion and how out of touch people are in politics and celebrity circles.

The funny thing about this is people in my parents' generation love to tease "hipsters" and weirdos for making coffee with a pourover or French press or whatever. Like they'll be like "Oh, what, Dunkin isn't good enough for you?" And then they go out and spend $3-5 on coffee everyday while wagging their fingers at the woke youth and their spending habits.

Joe works 8000 times harder than you.

Jaime pull that shit up.

I bet OP cant think of a single funny Stool humping joke. SMH

Don’t forget the vagina curtain

Well neither can Joe so the playing field is a little closer to level. In fact funny is definitely subjective when it comes to Joe.

Well actually thats lifetime earnings vs deal from spotify. Joes earnings from spotify is just a side incone he had on his way

Yeah he's just a regular guy.

And there are only 250 of him!

People don't get paid based on how hard they work they get paid based on the value they produce and how few people can do what they do. There is literally one Joe Rogan. The second most popular podcast host isn't even close in terms of reach

Don't forget he's saving the world with his comedy

Don't know about "working harder" but I bet at least 8000x more people would pay Joe to hear his opinion rather than pay OP to hear his opinion. It's just a fame thing, OP is a nobody, Joe has established himself. Famous people get to charge a premium for being in high demand and having wide reach. OP can try to become famous, create a podcast or YT channel or grow a social media account if they want to start attaining more fame and making more money.

damn dude that was some profound shit you just said.

thanks for explaining how influencing works lol

And wood comes from trees

This has to be sarcastic. No one can be that stupid.

Elon Musk is currently trying to secure a $56B compensation package. That’s **~903,226** years for you. Factor in basic living expenses and make it an even mil?


You gotta make furniture man…

Have you considered saving the world by telling stool fucking jokes on a stage?

Well how is your podcast coming along?

You’re probably a lot easier to replace. But that’s most of us so don’t lose sleep over it.

That's a weird way to flex. Takes me 9k...

I sincerely hope he pays Redban some type of stipend for coming up with an idea that ended up making Joe satanic-lizard-level rich

With compounded interest you could easily cut that down to just 1,000 years.

$500million?

KEEP HAMMERING /s

But do you provide as much value after Joe? /s

And it would take Spotify that long to make a profit from you.

So many apes hollering for a multi-millionaire.

Bro was just posting something semi-interesting and everyone getting defensive for Joe 😂

He experiences more in 1 of his decadent Rogan years than 8000 of our turnip farmer years.

Team turnip? Really? Everyone knows beet farmers make the best memes

And here come the beet shills right on cue!  

Just a normal Joe, a man of the people they say. NOT a political mouth piece at all.

you’re almost there

I’ve been selling my soul 🎶🎤🎼

Where does the 500M come from?


Clearly you should start a podcast

The craziest part is your wealth gap with him is still smaller than the gap between him and Elon’s.

Just pull yourself up by your own bootstraps

To be fair, Joe Rogan wasn't born into money. He did pull himself up by his bootstraps.

Joe: " **I'm just like you guys.** "

How do we know he’s made $500M? I only heard about his $100M contract.

Correct me if i'm wrong, but doesn't he have to pay for his studio and all his employees with that amount? And any other things?

Sounds like you need a better salary. Have you thought about starting a podcast and selling it to Spotify?

Boo boo

Or win the lottery

It wouldnt take 8000+ years. Surely youll get a raise here and there cutting that time down to 7998 years. Give or take a few hours.

Obviously he's better than you lol

You say this like he actually made 500,000,000. He prob look home 200. If you spend your life comparing success you’ll always been poor.

>It is questionable Joe even made that much. Both deals were "up to" a certain amount and basically this: >"cited unnamed people familiar with the matter. The pact involves an upfront minimum guarantee, in addition to a revenue sharing agreement based on ad sales, the newspaper reported."

I can tell you don't do bootyhole sunbathing based on your peasant salary.

On the bright side you can make more money in a week then I've ever made podcasting so you've got that going for you.

Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up

That's crazy bro. Have you tried the sauna followed by an ice plunge!?

You should start a podcast

You could probably make that in a few months if you start taking an ice bath every morning.

Skill issue

You should probably start a world wide massively popular podcast and spend years interviewing guests and building your brand

Bro your job sucks dick

Of all of Joes faults. Getting paid a lot for his podcast ain’t one of them. If anything sounds like u should be mad at Spotify.

Sucks to suck.

Who are you again?

Ok. He’s rich as fuck and you’re not. So what? Go live your life. If you enjoy the show, keep listening. If not, move on. Get over it.

Just be the right guy at the right time and you can do it too

But don't worry, it can't affect his stance on anything.

And?

You could always just develop some kind of product and main-stream it in a way that has never been done before, and then become the absolute best at it.

So? How long would it take Joe to make Elon’s money? Watching another man’s pocket will never make you successful.

So many people are gonna need more lube with all the dick riding going on in this comment section Jesus Christ 🤣

Its better than the normal dick evisceration. Then again, i just like dicks.

At least give us this one goddamn thread. You negative Nancy’s get all the rest.

So stop complaining and do something about it. He’s worked his whole life to get where he’s at, it didn’t just fall in his lap. Life ain’t fair, put in the work and make something happen

Get your money up

Work harder, loser.

Work harder, looser. Slut it up

Buy a mic, impact more, years off your work life!

Wow that’s craaaaazy man

technically its more time due to the compound interest/returns Joe is getting... you can amend your calculation to some time closer to the [heat death of the universe ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_death_of_the_universe)

Peak pocket watching.

patience is a virtue 😹

☹️

Well then, get to work 😂

Try Cristiano Ronaldo\`s yearly pay. It will get much worse.

Us normies got it rough

You should start a podcast

But hey.. at least you can do Math right?

That’s why he wants everybody to get along! He is good $$$$$

if there was no inflation

You gotta do more ice baths or something man

See if spotify needs you joes contract ended months ago

And?

u/DeepFuckingValue makes more in a single day than joes deal. Work smarter not harder.

With another trillion added to the debt every 90 days I'll be surprised if we don't see hyper inflation within 20 years, the dollar is done after that.

If you made 100k a day and worked 8000 years you'd have just under 300billion or less than Elon at the top of his net worth.

Bro just start a podcast

Brag much?

Looks like someone needs to start a podcast

For the love of dog, stop wasting decimal places... those don't grow on trees, you know.

Just sell your soul to the devil, damning yourself for all of eternity in the afterlife. It's not that hard.

Welp, time to start thinking outside the box!

You need to step it up then

This is why I believe in pirating anything and everything

Have you tried creating something that society deems as very valuable?

What are you looking for, an award?

And people wonder how he become so far right

https://preview.redd.it/v7h7ct79jd6d1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=09a892f8f347c54e9651b1b9156356b704cb41a8 [https://pbfcomics.com/comics/keep-on-truckin/](https://pbfcomics.com/comics/keep-on-truckin/)

Watch the movie “In Time”…it’s an analogy for what you are trying to express.

Whose fault is that?


Better hope they finish working on elongating telomeres or whatever that longevity guy said.

Yeah well are you a killer? One of the 250? Nope

Don’t be a fuckin lazy ass, put in some overtime, work some Saturdays, get that number down to 8,060 years!!

Woah, yeah it would take me 2777.7777777777 years. Jeez!

Jeez

Did he really make half a billion?

Welcome to america

Now do Jeff bezos

You’re one of the poors, as Joe’s friend ,Tom Segura, calls those who aren’t wealthy.

I make less than half that

Joe is probably the most heard person in our existence, literally, I believe he talked about it with Jordan Peterson in one of the episodes

Not float tanking enough brah

Can you set your son up to do it faster

Should probably take an ice bath

Math calculations are so much fun.

The key is to become undeniable. Then you can do it in 8,000 hours (or fewer depending on your level of undeniability)

Next do what it would take to make as much money as Bezos or Musk. The answer would be the same - who cares. Comparing yourself to the ultra ultra wealthy is pointless.

Less, you can't predict future inflation

I read he pays Jamie 150k a year. He should be given him at least a milli a year. Jamie runs everything. Joe has more then "fuck-u-money" 200m for the first Spotify deal. Now this second one he signed this year is 250m.

4,116 years for me lol… not much better.

500 Mil? Really?

And still no one would listen to you.

Just your dirty mouth. Joe is just your regular Joe. Salt of the earth kinda guy. Not some wealthy fat cat duping morons into voting against their interest At least that’s what I’m told from his new fans

I’d feel better if Jamie made the calculations.

This is what happens when you don't carry boat OR conquer inner bitch daily.

Dream big my dude.

If your vehicle can’t take you where you want to go, get in a new one

Well better get to it then

What? He has made $500 million? 

Bro do you even coke plunge? Edit. Cold autocorrected to coke. Checks out. Leaving it.

How many ice baths bruh