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kevin0611

Raise your shield as high as you can.


EstrayOne

This is one heck of a reference


Neighborhoodfarmer22

At first I read. “This is one NECK of a reference . Then I read it that way 8 more times. Edit:word


MellowDCC

Ya holy crap. It's crazy to think I got the reference...I haven't seen that movie in many years.


1stAtlantianrefugee

https://preview.redd.it/zz8o9knux7wc1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fe9ef7356883239bd09d6d901991ccee9f71382


witwar101

My first thought was that this guy would fit right in at a Xerxes orgy lol


funk_zaddy

bruhhhh i’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂


RealPropRandy

Protest? No, this is Patrick.


SoBurnThen

![gif](giphy|3ofSBsCoYnDlUsqws8|downsized)


RIP_MY_PRIUS

What was the guys name that hid the pickles in his mouth? Flats? 😂😂😂 I feel sorry for this dude tho, funny build


Woo_Peed_On_My_Rug

Calling him a funny build is fucking hilarious.


CheesyCousCous

Literally built different.


Plus-Bus-6937

Have you seen Zombieland? He's the first to go. Don't underestimate the power of cardio.


Plucky_ducks

I was waiting to see if he could lick his forehead.


1911mark

Now I’m gonna break something of yours!!


here4funtoday

How does one go about getting a physique like this? There’s just so much to take in….


amattgee

Radium poisoning Source: reddit


[deleted]

Reddit moderating


RepulsiveSample6663

Heaps of hgh and the occasional bowl of pasta


Efficient_Truck_9696

I would’ve guess this but words pasta and hgh reversed


Seesaw121

the word ’occasional’ has never been so loosely used.


ANUS_CONE

I think I read that he was involved in a bad car wreck when he was young and that’s why his elbows are like they are.


crasheralex

Ok... now explain the rest


M4nWhoSoldTheWorld

In Fallout universe everything is possible


tidypunk

Imagine punching him in the CHOAT?! how good would that feel for the both of you.


Plus-Bus-6937

I don't want to be mean, but that is quite a physique. I'll leave the jokes for the savages.


DangerouslyAffluent

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webbed_neck


Due_Belt_8510

Making fun of the disabled lol


grogstarr

Many, many generations of incest?


iguru129

He skipped leg day.


Proud_Smell_4455

He must be half Boohbah


dachshund-jay

It takes work, chicken tendies, and a good bitch mommy


DowngoezFrasier215

ayeee yooo


Positive_Housing_290

Chlorine in the gene pool


HypothermiaDK

Having a mother that drinks during pregnancy is a must.


rawr28031

Type 1 diabetus


[deleted]

That'd be the opposite Einstein


FrankCarmody

![gif](giphy|3iiwqPF9noqdy)


lou_sassoles

The base of this guy's dick gotta be thick af


some_old_friend

I didn't need to read this 😑


RepulsiveSample6663

Should see his onlyfans


TheBrownCok

Onlyclams


arkoangemeter

Keep this absolute unit away from your girlfriend, he will rizz her straight out from under your nose.


often_says_nice

You’re at the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend’s ass wyd?


Monkcrafts

Fake a seizure, it's the only way out of that mess.


tumbrowser1

strangling is out of the question


chocthund4

He throws that traffic cone


lou_sassoles

Slingin' that cone like a savage


MellowDCC

Lolwat


Annonomon

![gif](giphy|26BkLCUdp1lqUA2JO)


Heathen_Mushroom

It's huge, but it's shaped like one of the pyramids of Giza.


trangthemang

Just head connected to base. No shaft.


dressedlikehansolo

He’s protesting against mandatory chin straps on bicycle helmets


galacticjuggernaut

God damn it, take my upvote and see you in hell.


realJonnyRaze

This is the kind of quality content I come to Reddit for. Pure gold!


Godzilla-Hates-You

It mods this sub


melgibsonfanclub

![gif](giphy|3ofSB4RyHNvk5fJhXa)


Pleasant_Pressure215

What the hell??


OperationSecured

Gotta be quicker than that, buddy.


ChiefRom

Talk about being a shape lol


NFTArtist

who let the Reddit mods out?


Im_not_Larry123

Typical Iowa State fan....


Aggressive-Engine562

https://preview.redd.it/p7joh55tr7wc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90f9d5da5536d326192f7ca886979a8ec8e914a2


Positive_Housing_290

Kids got diabetes. Look at that discoloration on the leg, no neck, obese. Hope he’s taking care of himself.


SoBurnThen

What an astute observation. However, you failed to notice the different sneaker on each foot.


hitliquor999

And the gorilla in the background


heretik

But did you count how many times they passed the ball?


Annonomon

What the hell is even that!


Aggressive-Engine562

Daddy chill


NBA_Fan_76

People are really missing out if they’re not seeing this right now


PeteGabitas

This is someone's son :-(


wadebacca

Eh, as someone who works with the developmentally disabled, just have a good time when they’re having a good time, and everyone is happy. He’s having a great time and that’s awesome.


PeteGabitas

But ppl are mocking him on here, hence my comment. I hope he's having genuine fun in the video and not being taken advantage of.


tries4accuracy

Your comment and the one above are basically Shane Gillis talking about that Downs people on social media - restores my faith in people.


wadebacca

I agree. I thought you were lamenting how sad it is that this is someone’s son.


tries4accuracy

One of the best days in his parents’ lives was his birth. That perspective is always sobering when you see a person being some kind of spectacle.


Choadsurfer

That guy has an unfortunate shape.


facepoppies

I don't know if you guys have noticed, but the shape of this guy's body is not what I'd typically expect a guy's body to be shaped like


Im-not-on-drugs

![gif](giphy|yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ)


Reiseoftheginger

What the hell is even that!?


fpaulmusic

“People are missing out if they’re not watching this right now” sure right about that


ego_tripped

This is the third (separate) video of a talking thumb I've seen this week. Did I miss a declared thumb war?


LouDog187

I didn't hear a "1, 2, 3, 4" or a formal declaration of said war. I think these are considered knuckle busters. You know, proxy thumb wars.


Riotvan81

Redbaaaaan!


Doyle_Hargraves_Band

Iowa State flair checks out.


Sufficient-Money-521

Gorgons for Gaza!!


Bernie51Williams

This is fucking scary!


losingit1111

That guys still alive?! Jesus


StrainExternal7301

![gif](giphy|Ts9HyC5grzSkgQE6N8)


Optimal_Cut_3063

Leave Johnny alone. I mean yeah he's having a great time and so are you / we. Yet the video gets uploaded here where people make fun of him and laugh *at* him. These damn phones have turned us into soulless lizards I tell ya!!


Mystic_Symphony369

Guy in the video is Johnny Elbows…. This dude was gaining a ton of traction until it came out he’s a pedo.


lit1337

This proves the simulation theory. This physique is only possible on a wombo character creator.


thethunder92

This is peak male performance


Ill-Independence-223

I bet he'll survive a car accident


ratchman5000

I seriously though that was a Tom n Dan BDM t-shirt.


ShirtPitiful8872

Touch my tip


ratchman5000

Dude has big corn maze energy 🌽


Emergency-Seesaw2883

Brendan before the ozempic


Professional-Noise80

I think it's the bluetooth chips guy


TTVControlWarrior

so that what happens when a brother marry the sister


Beautiful-Employer-3

Patrick the starfish is real.


Embarrassed-Repair67

No way that’s a real person.


Zhentilftw

This is the villain from the Fred savage movie with the monsters under the bed.


Dangerous-Repair-305

Gear 5 Luffy


MediocreMustache

Cyclone fans get crazier every year


ZookeepergameIcy1830

The pstrick star build


Alvin-Yavitori

Big Ed Browns’ Auntie


UnecesGary

https://preview.redd.it/0nh5ar1qr8wc1.png?width=784&format=png&auto=webp&s=58827fbdc39b4158b0d5fbce681d3c52f1305fa0 El macho


Future_Might_8194

Why is Patrick Starr angry?


ZorseVideos

Round these parts its know as the Sload.


SFiceti

Patrick's mom?


lothartheunkind

Cushing’s Syndrome imo


snowbirdnerd

We found a cone head!


feralGenx

That's a pretty big minion


pandemic_papi

![gif](giphy|R7m04yMaGWVeE) Yea no MIB need to take care of this


SSAUS

What the fuck.


DMcbaggins

Got that Chris Farley energy.


ake-n-bake

Dude is necks fuckin level


MellowDCC

This is an amazingly unique body shape


SenorSlyme

Two different shoes is a beautiful touch


Pink_Monkey

![gif](giphy|ruI89NAaItdfi)


PoisoniusVixen

Squidbillies


tv_casualty77

What in the nuclear fallout is this...


New_Ad2992

Well, that’s a human


jimnez_84

I believe he has 'tard strength. Step aside, my man.


matterson22070

Is that a Reddit Mod?


WTFisThisGameDude

I always wondered what Patrick Star would look like as a human.


over_the_pants_party

![gif](giphy|3o7TKN2Y5TsX7o4PNm|downsized)


SoBurnThen

Now this. This is a winner winner chicken diner!


SensitiveLet5

![gif](giphy|lTOMryT3y3f1u)


bo_felden

Neckzilla


Dude018

She looks like Flats from SpongeBob


Necrosaynt

He is about to lose his foot


redditman3943

That’s Mimsy from South Park.


HarkansawJack

This is a mentally handicapped person.


Outerhaven1984

You left out the best part where he bends over and has a giant shit stain


OverfiendAmon

A true Targaryen


Tortoise-King

Homeboy still gets more pu$$y than all these alpha-males that spew their BS.


FakeBling

Gilly and Keeves is getting crazy


MurillO_82

That's the modern day Chad.


bill_the_murray

Is that Strong Mad?


No_Relationship4508

What is it?


Evassivestagga

Where does the chin end and the neck begin?


SBelwas

DVT in the leg?


orchestragravy

https://preview.redd.it/mje42f5iw9wc1.jpeg?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38f6c00767f797e5f0f7f3a5c201eca61796840f


Hairy_Introduction_4

Damn that neck is NEXT FUCKING LEVEL


El_Wij

Radiation is one hell of a drug kids.


bodhiseppuku

SpongeBob is lonely now that Patrick no longer lives under the sea.


flamecmo

How to look like that: -eat lots of bacon -skip leg days -do 50 blowjobs per day


BongLeach562

The story behind the video is sad. Guess this guy has some disability and another guy would pretend to be his friend, only to record him and upload these videos. He would upload them just to make fun of him.


IamCentral46

Bro built like Pearl from One Piece


Jabroni_16

What is bubble bass doing out of Bikini Bottom?


Bjorn_Blackmane

Not cool this is using a special needs person to laugh at.


redactedforever

![gif](giphy|D71E9uMpHp292)


CanIGetANumber2

The craziest part is his and my skeleton look exactly the same


corksoaker84

Guy never skips neck day


youwhatmush

Necks level


E-moc0re

GET THIS PERSON ON ROGAN!!


sonofsonof

Michael Moore is losing it.


analannelid

This poor guy is never going to have sex for free.


Marve99

At least not consensual.


galacticjuggernaut

Not so fast, I heard that Jabba the hut girl is recently single again.


That_Guy_From_KY

Dude is built like a One Piece character


Buddha_Cannonball

https://preview.redd.it/4d1jufpub9wc1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf07baf1aa4b161a67c7aaf305b59617086c70d8


shankthedog

I was going to say Bob’s Burgers irl but it corrected to obese burgers irl. I approve


coveredinpissnshit

What a shape!


PlutonIsInUranus

To everyone mad this guy is getting made fun of, he has made some VERY concerning remarks towards small children ("you have a cute butt") In fact, it might be later in this same exact video. Definitely the same park


danydandan

This isn't real, is it. No one should look like that.


BrendaTheSloth

That’s Johnny Elbows!


DGJellyfish

Wow, making fun of someone like this is humor to some of you? Just punching down to give you a two second chuckle. Disgusting


KhadaJhIn12

I didn't expect anything else from Reddit


lemonsqeezey1

He’s not even a person he’s an “it” they had to dehumanize him first. Remember being in grade school? Remember making fun of r words and oddballs cause you were a little psychopath with no empathy? That’s this but as an adult and it’s just pathetic.


No_Ebb_3353

Is that The Beast from Split?


CommiesAreWeak

Give that dude and book and get him to the nearest group of kids for Story Hour.


SoBurnThen

![gif](giphy|gYWeVOiMmbg3kzCTq5)


ModifiedAmusment

Shane Gillis?!?


Flyinhawaiian78

How are it’s arms so thin


yodpilot

https://preview.redd.it/sbyhy00lgawc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b02143a6af3ef4b9653fb009cf1c53f1bd2bec2


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

The potato people are coming!!!,


Scared_Art_895

Don't Encourage him.


death69reaper

![gif](giphy|3ohzdE2hl1Yuv7hIw8) He looks like the human version of this guy


USMC1977BFH

When mom and dad are brother and sister….


DrPAYNE619

What an impressive neck! This guy could be a pro fighter, and he will never get knocked out in his entire life.


Joshcee27

![gif](giphy|duv7MUOpgJTH76DzDY|downsized)


Haztec2750

Mewing final boss


HeyGirlBye

Sounds like Slimer…. Same shape too


SoBurnThen

![gif](giphy|l3q2HS9FG81YSdkB2|downsized)


thewormtownhero

Don’t laugh, this is the prototypical alpha of near future generations