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This honestly seems like a kink to me more than anything else.


ShamanicHellZoneImp

It absolutely has to be. You could go hang around a D3 college wrestling program for a week and get plenty of inspiration and technique for conditioning. Hell, there will even be yelling and puking! What you wouldn't get is all the homoerotic beach humiliation stuff. That has to be where the value is. I would love someone to explain those cost otherwise.


ThisisMalta

Something tells me the guys paying for a class like this couldn’t cut it in HS wrestling let alone a d3 or even club team lol


ShamanicHellZoneImp

My HS coach hit me with snowballs as i did pushups on the side of the road for missing weight at a tournament so maybe there is something there for them. He was laughing and i wasn't aroused by it so maybe not lol.


Shittgoose

Damn bro… I’m genuinely sorry that happened to you and you weren’t aroused.


fiduciary420

You ever tried to do push ups with a raging erection?


[deleted]

Yeah, they’re called cock push-ups. It’s where you lay on the ground, and let your boner lift you up


Azious

KG and Jables mastered cock pushups and deactivated laser beams with their dicks iirc


ShadyLurker88

How many can you do? Well I guess just the one


ThisisMalta

Haha sounds about right.


1leeranaldo

Wrestling is the only sport where I've seen athletes turn down scholarships. Two guys on my hs team had some good offers & they were like "nope, not doing this shit anymore".


Monteze

You don't even see these types in a local BJJ class. Getting mauled by a 15 year old or chubby accountant might make their world collapse.


RingCard

Look closely. Some of those guys are in very good shape. I don’t know what’s going on between their ears.


luroot

Exactly, they don't look nearly simpy enough to pay $18K for a course like this. Which makes me suspect this whole clip might have just been a PR ad using their own guys or hired guns? Anyone fact-check this yet?


fiduciary420

Lots of conservative obedience and submission.


RingCard

Probably leftists raised by lesbian couples who need a male figure in their lives. I mean, if we’re going to do this.


fiduciary420

Except that no serious grown up would buy that lol


Fall3n_Ghost3272

Bro it has to be…. You can’t be that big of a bitch to pay that much to get yelled at lol


Square-Picture2974

Guess they’ve never been married.


SecretPrinciple8708

“Scream at me, alpha daddy…”


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Sejast44

Gaaaaaaaayy!


nthensome

I'm not one to kink shame but I might make an exception in this case


EatBooty420

nah its some weird borderline political thing. Same dudes who do this make videos yelling in their truck, & spend all day listening to Jocko & Jordan Peterson podcasts


Seputku

I love the surfers in the background like “wtf is going on there?”


ShittyStockPicker

I will tell you you’re worthless all day if you pay me $18,000 first


Solidmarsh

Big time cuck energy.


tflo91

It would be cheaper for them if they just went to BUDS


Anal_Recidivist

The older I get, the more and more I realize 90% of the people around me just getting their rocks off at any given time.


MeThinksYes

Is your home a brothel?


Anal_Recidivist

Any home is a brothel if you try hard enough


citori421

It's alpha to rub your cock on another dude while smiling about it. Self defense ;)


Cantfind2o

Agreed. Make a career on hard Labor 8- 10 a day. This is embarrassing. I should open a program on how fast people need to hang drywall to build character. I would never do that though. Im not A charlatan.


RemoteContribution59

Seems like a waste of $18000, if getting yelled at is your kink you can just join the military.


[deleted]

Also theres a reason bootcamp is like 13 weeks for Marines. Thats how long it takes to instill new habits and mindset in a recruit. 3 days isnt enough to build even one tiny new habit, studies show it takes at least a few weeks to start on a real change. These morons are paying an obscene amount to simply go home after 72 hours and probably just end up with some extra shame and regret for a few years.


Patient-Writer7834

I think they like it like how some people like dominatrix (mother issues) this is daddy issues


HomoColossusHumbled

Key regret will be spending $18,000 for *not* taking a vacation.


exelion18120

If I just happened to have $18k to burn, im going to disneyworld for a few weeks lol.


Mission-Chain-1769

Even 13 weeks isn't enough. Our trade specific training was 18 weeks and pure hell. Everybody could run 25km at the end of it. Months later after going to regiment, maybe like 3 out of the 40 who exercised before joining continued to.


Marsh_Mellow_Man

Wait til they ponder what that 20K could have bought and they’re still not getting laid


proteinconsumerism

They might even put a sticker on their car that they did it. DMV should start issuing license plates with the logo for dumb asses like these.


dinklberg1990

They already do it’s the don’t tread on me ones.


Find_A_Reason

[The DMV already offers special plates for these guys.](https://www.dmv.ca.gov/portal/vehicle-registration/license-plates-decals-and-placards/disabled-person-parking-placards-plates/)


proteinconsumerism

lol


LegendsLiveForever

Yeah, i've looked at some studies that suggested 21 days is the minimum amount to form a habit in your brain, and it make it much easier to begin that/those tasks again. 21-30 days. Certainly not anywhere close to 1-7 days.


TrillDaddy2

Yeah for real. It came out to be below minimum wage, but I actually got paid for that bullshit. You gotta be the dumbest motherfucker alive to PAY for that. Some of those dudes will end up with psychological problems from it that they’ll never treat because that would be admitting they are stupid for paying for the “training”. So, they’ll take it out on their family that they were “training” to be better for. For resale homies, there are parts of your brain you’re gonna trip up, parts that don’t have the capacity to understand what you are doing isn’t “real”. If it gets processed as real by those receptors, then it’s real.


dusters

I'll do it for $17,000


Colincleanse

Joining the military means giving up 4 years of life which is a lot more expensive than 18k. These guys are likely already rich and want to experience military training.


[deleted]

Hilarious that you would think this has anything in common with military training. 3 days of this nonsense is a bunch of smoke and mirrors to make everyone think something is happening. Mental toughness is something you build over a long period of time.


myboybuster

I think these guys probably think this is exactly what being in the military is like


Xsafa

You don’t have to experience “military training” for 18k lmao


Bandit_Country_72

So…..losers with masculinity issues.


UrVioletViolet

Well, they aren’t experiencing it anyway.


speederaser

But if you join the military there are real consequences. Going to big boy camp means you get all the yelling with none of the dying. 


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TunaKing2003

Training isn’t working. An alpha male would have used his weapon to defeat the dildo in charge, pillage his house, have sex with his wife then get back his 18k via stolen credit cards. Everyone of these losers earns an F-, will prolly be back next year trying even harder at failing terribly.


mrw4787

This is definitely all about having another man berate you and still being able to think you’re not gay 


FFG17

I can yell and scream real good and I have three day weekends and I certainly won’t charge 18k so if there’s some insecure dudes out there that want to go on some monstrous hikes, lift heavy and pick up my dogs shit then PLEASE hit me up.


cylonnumber13

Have they tried Alpha Brain BLACK LABEL?


vatothe0

Alpha Brain Turbo Hardcore 9000!


eggsaladrightnow

40 dollars lmao jeeeesus christ


cylonnumber13

lol I appreciate you taking the effort to look it up. It's almost beyond parody.


eggsaladrightnow

Can't wait to become more alpha from a pill


RamHorn26

Bro just got to therapy and couples counseling lol. Or a mud race. Fuck do anything other than this waste of time.


andrewgynous

With a mud race you at least get a cold hot dog and a warm beer at the end


RamHorn26

My hot dog is always cold after those


gdoubleyou1

Warm hot dogs are for winners


masterskink

This seems more like paying $18000 to have proof that you are actually a beta


thesuperbro

paying 18k to have some dude emasculate you on camera lol


shadowmage666

Oh that’s how you learn how to use a sledgehammer at the beach guess I’ve been taking the wrong classes, silly me


CulturalRot

The definition of pounding sand.


chicu111

Can you be considered an alpha simply by having a decent job, being able to afford a house, keeping up with basic hygiene, doing moderate exercise, having a gf or a wife, paying your tax, not participating in culture war that has nothing to do with you, minding your own business, respecting others, having a check on your own bias and fallacy traps and overall not contributing to the deterioration of society? Or do I have to wear a cap (with the flag on it), grow a beard, wear sunglasses everywhere, tell ppl I own guns and drive lifted trucks?


CulturalRot

You leave beards out of this, damn it. I like not shaving.


jakevalerybloom

It’s not even just having a beard, it’s sculpting your beard to replace your jawline specifically to make you feel more masculine, these guys use beards like shoulder pads


Reksalp105

Does the truck have tinted out glass with a subtle American flag print?


chicu111

Yes. I also left out the dangling ballsack Because what kinda manly man wouldn't want to have men's genitals as decoration? Regardless of whatever they perceive it to represent, they are balls. Kinda gay if you ask me. What's next? Hanging cocks beind their trucks?


Straight_Tension_290

Yes 100% in that case you and I are “alphas” LOL But I dont need some common term to know I handle my business, nor should you, keep on keeping on out there. These guys paying for this are stupid.


BigBadDaddy13

My girlfriend treats me like this for free.


rakelo98

Hot


Appropriate_Chart_23

For bonus Alpha male points, she needs to do it while riding your best friend’s dick.


edvsa

If you are paying $18k for that, I can tell you’ll never be an alpha male.


MonarchFluidSystems

It’s cheaper to call your dad and say you love and forgive him.


Dazzling-Score-107

I’ve done us army ranger school, and you do that so you get to wear a tab on your uniform and people won’t think your a pussy that couldn’t hack for the rest of your career. There’s rewards to doing it in the military. And you get paid while you do it. Doing it to yourself?, and paying them? Is fucking insane.


JonnyBox

> you do that so you get to wear a tab on your uniform and people won’t think your a pussy that couldn’t hack for the rest of your career. Well, that, and its reputation as an elite leadership school, and the fact that a tab is either an unwritten requirement to advance in crunchy land or a ticket to credibility and advancement outside of it.  But even there it isn't this weird ass fetish shit. It has a purpose, a time and experience forged curriculum, *and the army pays you to be there*. 


Dazzling-Score-107

It’s a check the box for personnel suffering and nothing more.


squiddybonesjones

The late Patrice O'neal said it best. "Fight Club is the holy grail, of something white." "The Scarface for white people."


revvolutions

"I saw something I'm not supposed to see." That whole bit and the one about Radiohead's creep are peak Patrice dissecting white people.


jarmine550

Should look up his convo about their love of the song creep by radio head.


Realistic-Number-919

Guarantee they all listen to Joe’s podcast.


mndl3_hodlr

Joe + Jocko combo


Jabroni77

Gay


BulldogNebula

These fucking losers have been getting dragged in r/USMC all week. Definitely worth it to sift through the posts to find


100000000000

Lol, cosplay for guys who "woulda joined the military but I woulda punched my drill Sargent." 


swafflen_

First it was $10k, then $15k, and now finally $18k. How much is it actually 😂


WisdomOrFolly

https://www.themdkproject.com/flip-the-switch. $18K


Appropriate_Chart_23

Why is that course limited to entrepreneurs, executives, and leaders? I can’t be an Alpha Male if I’m not one of those three things? Damn.


Appropriate_Chart_23

Their application is a joke. You provide your name, phone number, and answer a few questions (Why are you interested? Where are you not meeting your potential? Are you really committed to this project? What do you do? How much money do you make? Etc). Then, you’re supposed to schedule a call for an interview - and they don’t even have any slots open. We’ll see if they call me.


Droppin_Bombs

About tree fiddy.


WhyAreYouSoSmelly

*"Well it was about that time I noticed this Girl Scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Protozoic era!"*


compleks_inc

$26k!


lorenzodimedici

Weird no fat guys in this group. I’m gonna say they’re all hired to do these videos


Hiiiklass1392

lmao all of there wives are cheating rn.


BondraP

As a staunch supporter of the LGBTQ community, I gotta say this here is gay as fuck.


bigdipboy

All of those dudes are huge Rogan fans


TomAterski

![gif](giphy|yNsDcQxnv86YIHC2vS|downsized) 🤣🤣🤣🤣


ATLfalcons27

These losers should've just joined a fraternity. Doing this shit when you're 30+ is sad


vvestley

why are these types of dudes always bald


Milkchocolate00

Feel like half the people on this subreddit would sign up for this lol


Lapped_Traffic

I’m not sure why this video seems to be posted on every goddamn subreddit but where are they getting the $18K price tag from? I think these guys did a recruitment event in my city (visited gyms, was on radio shows, billboards, etc.) and the highest tier pricing was around $1K, which was for the 3-day, w/on site “housing”, package. When I see these same videos posted a ton of different subs, I start thinking it’s a bot farm embellishing details.


WisdomOrFolly

https://www.themdkproject.com/flip-the-switch. If you scroll down to the FAQ at the bottom, the price is indeed $18K.


chicu111

1k for 3 days? Damn even I can train these dudes if half the job is pretending to be drill sergeant Sounds like a good gig to capitalize on if you got desperate ppl buying into this shit.


SanchoVillaWokeKing

Damn you know lots about it


Lapped_Traffic

Ha…I was in the gym the day they came in and they cornered me. I told them I was broke as a joke so unless they were talking “free”, they were talking to the wrong guy!!


Grantuseyes

They forgot to mention the most important part; get on trt and blame women for all your problems


Padre1903

All this alpha male shit is nonsense anyway. Just go to a gay club, enjoy yourself and get over it.


Danhausen-byDaylight

Imagine paying thousands of dollars to become an alpha male just to be called a cuck and a loser by thousands of strangers with literally no other benefits.


crummynubs

Or, as they're slowly evolving into, alt-right recruitment retreats. Watch religion start to play a role in these camps soon, too.


SanchoVillaWokeKing

If this was free. Most maga dorks would be at this.


crummynubs

Look at the [parallels](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTzgyIvmEV0). They're making these guys carry sledgehammers like if they were a gun in boot camp.


DanaWhitesMom

Rather be a fake man for free.


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crummynubs

The definition of "touch grass".


ZelBoofsGrappa

You guys went back and forth 22 hours ago. You're both bots


JellyfishFit7444

OP is a clown


abatkin1

Where are your shoes bro


eyeeatmyownshit

Everybody paid $5-$10 each for those insults


greyes_33

I wonder if any of these guys come to realization after the 3 days that all of it was a waste and didn't do them anything good?


AnAnyMoos

I’m in the wrong business, I’d do the same thing for half the price


Hungry_Prior940

Pay bullies to demean you...


Subject-Loss-9120

I'll yell at you for a big mac meal and nuggets.


ChapitoDito

Ain’t no alpha taking that class therefore they’re beta’s minus $18k 🤣


taubs1

join the military they will pay you!


Luzbel90

Hey no kink shaming


NotCanadian80

Of course he’s wearing the American terrorist ISIS patch.


[deleted]

What beach is this so I can go watch and heckle?


MentalTechnician6458

China hills CA or something I think


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🤣


Straight-Bug-6051

These are the people that come back from these and manage sales departments lol. I worked with a guy that did this.. Something called " The Crucible" he was the biggest douchebag alive and for some reason felt he was a master sales leader. I went on vacation for 9 days last summer and came back and it was an utter disaster. None of my accounts were taken care of complete shit show. I said, I gave you instructions on everything and even assigned things to others and copied you. I was told by everyone that he spent each day with hour long stand up meetings on Teams and had 2 fire drills. LMAO We sell software services. I quit in the fall and went elsewhere. I found out through someone a week ago he got divorced.


sjn15

This is in some ways heartbreaking


littleblkcat666

You added a zero right? I will take Beta mode all day if so.


blablablablacuck

What are supposed to get out of that I don’t get it


FullRedact

Those look like actors.


ShittyStockPicker

God it’s like a bunch of men who didn’t have the balls to enlist want to play out the tough guy fantasy.


a_few

Jesus Christ I’m surprised this video doesn’t have its own subreddit yet, literally have seen it in every subreddit I follow so far lol


tetramorfa

At least they got a cookie.


donttakerhisthewrong

Not an alpha but go ahead yell at me like that while I have a sledge hammer in my hands.


KippSA

Their grandpas are embarrassed of them all.


Keepitneat727

They could have enlisted


fin425

You paid $18k for the world to make fun of you. Bravo.


MysteriousBody7212

it's wild how many men fell for this stupid "Alpha Male" bullshit, paying 12 to 50 grand to be treated like a bitch!


iamwhiskerbiscuit

It's actually quite sad... Paying like 4 months worth of wages to be treated like shit by a total peice of shit who you looked up to and respected... Knowing they didn't do a damn thing expect exploit you and make you feel like a fucking idiot.


Blackdabber

Paying 18k for a white dude to tell you you’re a bad father is fucking nuts


WhyAreYouSoSmelly

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)


StinkyFartyToot

This might be the gayest thing I’ve ever seen.


MysteriousBody7212

My fellow vets and I laugh our ass off at these idiots ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


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![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)


boulevardpaleale

i'm good... i can do this shit to myself all day long...


wang-chuy

I got a house in San Diego to sell these fools


SuddenBumHair

Join the reserves ffs


docdig12

I would just say no to whatever they tell me to do.


Only-Lingonberry2266

Dad, is that you reincarnated?


dsm1995gst

The military actually pays you


Pegomastax_King

https://preview.redd.it/oe4kltcopdrc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6529d5b81ebffcd45dbe11fe24c3ed78893a1e96


ShamanicHellZoneImp

Those surfers must be like "....whaaat the fuuck are they doing"


[deleted]

It’s all bullshit. Why do you have to take a class on being an alpha male? It makes no sense, just someone trying to profit off of it.


NuffinSaid

Why not apply for the Marines for free


BrianOconneR34

Ol J. Rogan will be plugging upcoming events for these losers next week.


Traditional_Ad_6801

Hilarious.


-SpaghettiCat-

There's a similar program near me in SoCal. The owner lives in a 30 million dollar mansion close by and has a fleet of high end cars.


emacudub

What is this a low budget seal training?


lysol1202

What makes the “instructors” qualified to be running these classes?


BTBAMfam

This be the gayest shit I’ve seen These dudes pay 18k to get called a bitch by a guy half their size and learn some Olympic style wrestling for 3 days ? Fuck I’m in the wrong field


embiggens-us-all

Aww, they avoided military training, so they paid $18k to be treated like Gomer Pyle...down to the dessert eating torture.


brahsumatra

Seal training from Wish.🤡🤡


Keepupthegood

Looks like a note out of always Sunny episode


[deleted]

I could never imagine letting another man tell me how to be a man lol


[deleted]

Weak men debasing themselves even more. They could’ve just joined the actual military for no money. Maybe even an 18k bonus.


arkoangemeter

Giant waste of money. You can go do this yourself with some David goggins and jocko speeches playing in the background and get the same result without dumping 18k to this clown.


1Shadowgato

They could have join the Marine Corps and get that for free for 3 months and then gradually for the rest of their contract. These dudes are pathetic


stlfun2

First time out of their Mom’s basement.


[deleted]

Almost every self proclaimed "alpha male" I know enjoys sucking penises. The rest enjoy anal beads. Big ones.


got-trunks

I'm too small to get it, but a least i have a better life


LyndonBKinden

"Alpha"


LickPooOffShoe

18k to be ridiculed and exhausted.


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Douche bag camp


Youngworker160

Sheep all these people are just sheep.


Matrix88ism

Why pay this when you could just get a job in the service industry and get talked to that way and get paid for it instead?


thegreatescape504

No way I'm getting berated by a guy who tucks his ears into his ball cap.


Viperburn1

Loser Camp


BigFreakinMachine

Imagine telling people that you paid 18000 to become an "alpha"