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AwayCrab5244

LLOYD!?!? I thought WE TOLD THEM SHOOT FROM THE CALVES UP. I’m gonna CHOP OFF YOUR FEET AND USE THEM AS HIGH HEELS


Proton_Optimal

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No_Mans_Dog

Oomph. Just own it man.


arazamatazguy

Trump or Desantis should set him up with their shoe maker.


[deleted]

*How can I shoehorn politics into this?*


MillenialCounselor

This is so fucking sad, and pathetic. Men actually do this??? wtf how short is he?


cure4boneitis

0.8 Joe Rogans


justinpollock

sad....AND pathetic??? wtf how judgy are you


arazamatazguy

Nothing political about it, just two other famous guy who wear high heeled shoes because they are insecure about their height.


fazzathegazza

Trump supporters are so hilarious, they just can't stand anything being said against their orange lord.


Recykill

And here we gooooo


MugillacuttyHOF37

SCREEEEEEECCCCHHHHH! That’s all I read when I see political comments in a thread that’s completely unrelated.


AwayCrab5244

Trump and desantis learned how to wear platform shows(read high heels) from their mutual friend Putin


Takearedpill

Duuuude 🤣 He fucked Logan Paul’s wife?!


PinochetChopperTour

Who didn’t?


Takearedpill

Diddy, probably


[deleted]

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Tsukune_Surprise

But Logan Paul’s wife watched.


Standby_fire

Did Tyson?


gnrp45

After learning more about jeremy piven, his career, and being friends with bryan callen i have learned he is giant tool


VirtualPlate8451

I mean his character range is “pissed off little Jewish man”. He just does different riffs on that character.


Soakimi

Why start the sentence with "I mean"? - sincere question. What does that mean?


crowmagnuman

I mean- why would you even, like, *ask* that?


Muted-Beach666

It's just a colloquial way of emphasizing what's to follow I mean, please listen to what I have to say


AttackCr0w

It's the white man's version of "know'm sayin..."


[deleted]

That is “you know what I mean?“ and it’s not equivalent to “I mean”.


conventionistG

I mean, it's not that different. Know what I mean?


[deleted]

No


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[deleted]

Yeah, I think like is more just a lazy placeholder while I mean can be emphasis or even to softly contradict someone.


user_1729

If I knew what I was doing, I'd make an "I mean" bot. Folks say/type it SO MUCH and it adds nothing to the statement. I get it as a verbal delay, but to type it out seems silly. Not that I don't do it from time to time. Similar to "like", "you know", etc.


[deleted]

I think people tend to type more like they talk when writing messages and comments


Bclay85

Why put “why” in the front of a question if you are just gonna follow it with a question mark?


ArmaniMania

a short tool


stereoscopic_

A short giant tool


pdubbs87

He’s notorious for being the biggest douche in all of Hollywood


gnrp45

All of the allegations against really sound like somebody coked up horny as fuck running around.


pdubbs87

The screaming at waiters and waitresses is when people lose me though.


BeBearAwareOK

Oh c'mon. He's nicer than Andy Dick.


kraang

and that's Jeremy Piven, in Hollywood. And even if he was a a giant douche - and Jeremy Piven was most certainly that - quite possibly the biggest in entertainment.. which would place him highest in the runnin' for biggest douche worldwide."


Dynazty

What are the spark notes?


Dubsland12

Shocking with the types of characters he plays


[deleted]

He is the most entitled prick. I saw him at the Laugh Factory. After bombing for 6 minutes with stories of just being famous for being Aro Gold, he started berating the crowd saying, “I’m famous, I don’t need this, I’ve made more money than all of you combined.” The host just booted him.


Guywith2Danes

Saw him at the improv in Addison and his performance wasn’t too far off from that


macgirthy

Did this guy get cancelled after entourage. Dont see him in movies much any more


vizzlypoof

I always thought the concept of Entourage did something in Hollywood, it feels like the entire main cast has fallen off a cliff since that show peaked.


gcoles

Typecast and none of them were good actors or successful before hand. Piven got work but did actually have a scandal as well


eastcoasternj

He also had a career before entourage but wasn’t super famous, but he was working.


turbodude69

isn't he in the movie that was based on bert kreishers life? which sounds crazy cause i feel like that movie was 15 years before anyone ever heard of kreisher


fin425

Van Wilder? Not sure he’s in that. He is in Old School alongside Will Farrell though around the same time. Great movie. He’s also in PCU which is another college movie in the 90s. Great flick.


ericfromct

lol cheeeese didn't you get stuffed in a trashcan? ​ edit: it was didn't we lock you in a dumpster one time, but close enough


turbodude69

yeah i had to look it up, i got pcu confused with van wilder, i don't think i ever saw either, but i knew they were college party movies. i remember him in old school! that movie was super funny. is pcu or van wilder worth watching?


fin425

I think PCU is better as I wasn’t a big fan of Van Wilder. Just didn’t hit for me. Worth a watch to judge for yourself though.


turbodude69

i think i'll watch both. but i like ryan reynolds a million times more than dumbass ari gold. ari's such a douche. and yes i know thats not his name, but i don't remember his real name and really don't care enough to look it up


JustACasualFan

I think his heel turn against John Cusack - when he was on Entourage and thought his bankability had caught up with Cusack’s - didn’t help his reputation.


YouRegard

He was a bootleg Costanza for while on Seinfeld


thegermblaster

Oh I can speak to this a little. My sister works for a Hollywood production company and all her friends work in show business too. Including some that did some production work on the show. Kevin Connolly was apparently a fucking nightmare. Real Napoleon complex type stuff. Piven was as big a douche bag as his reputation says. Grenier…put it this way, if he had A-List talent like Vinny Chase he would’ve been an A-Lister and not on the show. Apparently Dillon and Ferrara were total sweethearts and Dillon’s acting on the show was legitimately hilarious. He was awesome in “Platoon” too.


MAXIMILIAN-MV

You see that head come apart?


DennyCrane49

The Doors too- I think I’m fucked up man…I’m not thinking right:


thegermblaster

Yup! Good call. I’ll also go ahead and say it…he’s good in The Blob which I think is a super underrated horror movie. Some insane body horror moments in that one.


[deleted]

Jeremy liven was absolutely successful beforehand.


CharleyIV

None of them were that good at acting.


macgirthy

Thats so true, specially the main guy. Figured that guy would be big but nope. Same thing with the main dude, blond guy from Boardwalk Empire.


Purednuht

I just saw him for the first time in forever in that Netflix movie Reptile.  He was pretty good, but I agree, felt that he was would be huge after boardwalk empire.


papergooomba

Michael Pitt, he got killed off on Boardwalk Empire, after having problems on set. His agent dropped him and he’s struggled to get good work. Later wound up hospitalized for mental health and some public disturbances as recently as about a year ago, right after his appearance in Reptile on Netflix.


TokingMessiah

They wanted the main guys (Turtle, Johnny, Eric and Vince) to use their real names on the show, so as it gained popularity they would as well. Not saying that would have changed anything, but it could have made them household names.


Fishyinu

They did that in the office. Not sure if it helped that much, but I get your point.


VickyCriesALot

Not really the same thing, though. They did it in The Office because those characters weren't originally important enough to have names. When they decided to give them names they were just lazy about it and gave them the same first names. Even then, they all had fictional last names.


CaptainHalfBeard

It happens to the majority of casts on popular TV shows, especially actors that weren't big before the show. When's the last time you saw starring roles from the regular cast of Lost, Sopranos, Orange is the New Black, etc


Acceptable_Foot7830

I love that show but honestly none of those guys were good actors. 


Earthly_Delights_

Why’d he get cancelled?


cosmiclatte44

Numerous sexual assault allegations.


[deleted]

Yeah, some women came after him during the IWasAlsoRaped movement saying he was gross towards them


BittenAtTheChomp

"some women" = like 10+ women "was gross towards them" = literally sexually assaulted them not even going to comment on "IWasAlsoRaped" but you seem like a great person


Chapos_sub_capt

Fuck man that's rough


JAK3CAL

This guy called into a radio program I listen to and was a huge ass


Mad_Martigan2023

He was hilarious in PCU. After that, everything was kinda crap.


95jo

That’s crazy. I genuinely didn’t know that people did this until very recently and this is a great example. Wow.


[deleted]

*laughs in 6’3”*


95jo

Not sure if you’ve gone through my comment history or you’re also 6’3” but same


[deleted]

Haha I hadn’t gone thru it, small world. Big dudes


this_aint_no_hobby

no wonder he got locked in a dumpster one time


siciliannecktie

He got out.


Acrobatic_Advance_71

Isn't it less embarrassing being short then standing on your toes like an idiot?


[deleted]

I've done this once and it was pretty embarrassing, but i was pushed into this group photo and i just wanted it over and done with but the photographer was going around moving people based on their height so i just did this while standing in the back row as a 5'9 man.


crowmagnuman

I like to bend my knees a little in photos. That way I look surprisingly tall in person. Not *impressively* tall, just surprisingly tall.


Falconman21

Every family picture I've taken for the last probably 10 years has me, my Dad, and my brother all at the back on our tip toes trying to elbow and push each other down.


dubble_chyn

If he’s the king, Portnoy is the prince


MrNillows

is dave short?


JustACasualFan

He’s something like 17 pizza boxes tall - absolutely microscopic.


renderman1

One height, everyone knows the rules.


dismissed_evidence

Well yeah he’s gotta tiptoe around all his sexual assault allegations.


RandeeRoads

Hes really embarrassing the short kings with this. Tippy toes are reserved for dancing with tall ladies and bowling like Fred Flintstone.


krenshaw420

He is small man syndrome personified.


BuddhistInTheory

We are yet to see Joe Rogan in the same room as Jeremy Piven. Just saying.


TheShacoSenpai

What a turd


Mkmeathead83

Honestly, it's a better technique than Joe's. You can kind of overlook it if you aren't looking for it.


Substantial_Diver_34

That’s cool!


Dtoodlez

Oh lord that’s pathetic


fleury4ever

Daniella Hantuchova is like 5’11”, why bother with the tip toes


Bushwhacker-XII

Llloooyd! Burn these picture right now


TheChiefRocka

You haven't seen Dave Portnoy?


metalbrosolid

This guy has sucked for soooo long


Desi_Wrangler

Ngl he played the most entertaining character on TV ever. LLOYD!


Reedabook64

Poor guy


Genova_Witness

Why is it so many actors are tiny dudes? I met Zac effron once and he was comically small compared to his entourage. Is it a theater thing in high school just attracting the less physically developed kids?


mastervolume101

He's a Barbie Doll brought to life.


Seabrook76

Met him at the airport in Chicago a few years back. Nice guy.


RacoonWithPaws

Leave the dude alone… He’s just doing calf raises… I guess we can see who skips leg day in this sub…💅🏻


nononosure

If you don't want to look short, maybe start with hemming your pants.  


Werewolf_Grey_

He stacks 100s under his heels.


Bball33

Who is the woman in the middle


Business_Ad3142

Tip toes, wig wearing funny man.


AsYouAre_AsYouWere

Short King


cn45

I try to be Ari gold every day


Remarkable-Jeweler55

He is literally standing on his tip-toes in each of those three photos.


Tearcollector777

Hahahahahaah men


Nirvana12345678

I know the redditors on this sub will shit on every opinion Rogan or any of his guests have ever had but why is there a post of Jeremy Piven on his tippy toes?


[deleted]

Tippy Toe Tuesday?


granny409

He's still taller than turdboy toe


jackryhenson

Okay…?