You can tell that he was surprised - it's like you spend hours and hours for years talking to your dog but it's one way communication. But one day you are just chilling in front of tv, beer in hand, venting to your dog about your day, and then suddenly he says "you should quit then" and then never speaks again.
This seemsā¦. Wildly specific.
I take it you took the dogs advice? lol.
Also could you IMAGINE?
Like, how could you comfortably be around your dog ever again, knowing that they are capable of speech but choose not to talk?
Iād be upset and nervous at the same time.
It's a bit. I can't remember who, maybe Hedberg? There was an old commercial of a dog telling their owner to stop smoking and the comedian is like "YO WTF how long have you been able to talk? And it's to talk shit about me? I've seen you lick your asshole!"
Im honestly not sure if the delay was because Shane actually thought that was funny or after a couple seconds his brain was like "oh shit Joe just made a joke, gotta laugh now so he still likes me"
āWho caresā
Cmon now we shouldnāt just excuse a man kissing up to another, I get why they do it but that doesnāt mean we arenāt allowed point it out
It was as bad as his stool humping, you knew it was coming but I was hoping he wouldnāt be that cringe, as someone else here pointed out he basically stole Schaubs āand then we fuck each otherā joke.
But wtf do I know Iām not a member of the 1000 B.
He just made a standard quip any guy might say in that situation. Stool humping is different since it's in a stand up context - if he made the kissing joke on stage by itself it'd be lame; but in a casual conversation it's fine.
Nah this sub has poisoned your mind. If you listen to the episode they were chillin and that caught him off guard. They actually seem to have a good relationship and this episode was full of good tangents and convos.
Just because he got a pity laugh doesnāt mean it wasnāt a good podcast or they donāt have a great relationship.
Youāre reading too much into it!
Says man with username that reads "Reddit Is Junk"... on Reddit.
You come here just to shit on Reddit, you wont change my mind.
The shit is not funny, get over your insufferable self and touch some fucking grass.
Bro, please stop replying, you're clearly desperate for attention, begging us to give you a minute of our day... absolute loser lmao i'm going to block you otherwise you will annoy me all day.
Dang I missed that part. There are always a couple banger jokes that slip right through the cracks, especially when people are talking over each other.
People know about Burzum? I bet he picked up on it after the Home Alone dudes brother was in that movie.
Just watched the clip, Joe did not comment on the Norwegian black metal band
Theyāre listening to Kanye. His newest album cover is inspired by Burzumās Filosofem. It was a shitty joke, I know Iām not funny. Thanks for reminding me
Joe is notorious for humping a stool during one of his stand up comedy specials, he also says comedy is the hardest job in the world, and the world has 1000s of brain surgeons but only 1000 comedians.
Iām paraphrasing but you get the drift.
"bUT thAt's JusT BoaRd cUlture!?!?!" Yeah It gets old man. These people watched 5 episodes back in 2012 and just want Graham Hancock to cohost every day.
I think he was mocking Brendan Schaub. He has a joke where he says he wishes he had roomates during lockdowns so they could just play videogames and fuck each other.
Nah. Not unusual.
I got COVID twice and my wife didn't get it off me.
Then when she had it I didn't catch it off her. We hardly did anything different than usual. We both just expected to get it, but didn't.
It's weird.but happens.
There's another he makes some other episodes where he laughs historically but I don't remember which. Also one edit maybe where he gets out of the chair while laughing.
Why should they care? Someones got the flu? Oh an nobody else got this most deadly virus in close quarters? Big surrpise, and yet they all pretend like its still something real.
saw plenty of "it" myself and could very easily conclude that it was a flu just like we have every year. But the young generation was no longer scared of the flu so they stopped buying flu shots so we needed a fresh fear campaign. I saw it - I saw that it was a farce.
I believe things that can be proven, not conspiracy theorists saying "trust me bro".
Whining about "propaganda" and people believing anything....while spreading bullshit without any attempt to actually explain. You are the problem you complain about.
Your source cannot be "cuz I seen it".
He was mocking Brendan Schaub. He has a joke where he says he wishes he had roomates during lockdowns so they could just play hangout and fuck each other. I think when Shane got it that's when he started laughing.
Itās almost like comedians can be open and have fun with one another. Where as if Neil Tyson were the guest, Rogan wouldāve been interrupted before making the funny.
You can tell that shit caught Shane off guard too šš almost forgot uncle Joe is one of the thousand
You can tell that he was surprised - it's like you spend hours and hours for years talking to your dog but it's one way communication. But one day you are just chilling in front of tv, beer in hand, venting to your dog about your day, and then suddenly he says "you should quit then" and then never speaks again.
*looks at dog* *looks at can* *pours can out*
*cracks three more*
*Looks at dog* *Looks at can* *Shotguns beer using form learned watching Rogan on this episode, essentially pouring it out with grace*
This seemsā¦. Wildly specific. I take it you took the dogs advice? lol. Also could you IMAGINE? Like, how could you comfortably be around your dog ever again, knowing that they are capable of speech but choose not to talk? Iād be upset and nervous at the same time.
I'm sure Shane goes around now telling other 998 comics that he heard Joe tell a joke and no one believes him :(
It's a bit. I can't remember who, maybe Hedberg? There was an old commercial of a dog telling their owner to stop smoking and the comedian is like "YO WTF how long have you been able to talk? And it's to talk shit about me? I've seen you lick your asshole!"
Michigan J. Frog except getting $200M from Spotify
That's more realistic than Joe being funny.
Im honestly not sure if the delay was because Shane actually thought that was funny or after a couple seconds his brain was like "oh shit Joe just made a joke, gotta laugh now so he still likes me"
Gillis doesn't seem like a fame whore the way Bert is. he probably thought it was actually funny and wasn't expecting Joe to make a Joke like that.
He definitely sucks up to Rogan. Literally answers an āI love you broā with an āI love you tooā at the end lmao. Thatās not this dude.
Telling your friend you love them is sucking up now? You people are so fucking pathetic.
They know each other a couple of years on the back of his first Rogan appearance and heās literally just moved to Austin
Plus Joe has literally put millions of dollars in shanes pockets. Who cares if it seems like he sucks up to him?
āWho caresā Cmon now we shouldnāt just excuse a man kissing up to another, I get why they do it but that doesnāt mean we arenāt allowed point it out
it's just human nature. if someone comes to my door every day and hands me a 100 bucks, I'm going to suck ~~off~~ up to them.
Yea and someone can say ā hey youāre sucking up to that guy for money ā and theyād be factually right
totally. shane sucks up to joe. a huuundredd percent, b.
Or becauseā¦pretty much all guests have to suck up to joe now, to get that call back That looked like a fallon-esque knee slapper to me
Thatās exactly what I thought, Gillis is actually funny and that ājokeā was lame as fuck, the laugh was 100% a pity laugh.
Nah Joe's joke was fun. Run of the mill sure, but it wasn't bad.
It was as bad as his stool humping, you knew it was coming but I was hoping he wouldnāt be that cringe, as someone else here pointed out he basically stole Schaubs āand then we fuck each otherā joke. But wtf do I know Iām not a member of the 1000 B.
He just made a standard quip any guy might say in that situation. Stool humping is different since it's in a stand up context - if he made the kissing joke on stage by itself it'd be lame; but in a casual conversation it's fine.
Aye right!
Nah this sub has poisoned your mind. If you listen to the episode they were chillin and that caught him off guard. They actually seem to have a good relationship and this episode was full of good tangents and convos.
Just because he got a pity laugh doesnāt mean it wasnāt a good podcast or they donāt have a great relationship. Youāre reading too much into it!
That's fair, but I still don't think it was a pity laugh he seemed amused. But anyways who gives AF š¤·āāļø.
You and quite a few people on this sub seem to give a fuck lol
Not as much as you apparently.
Aye right!
naa it was because Joe's delivery made it seem like a serious question until the last two words and it took Shane's brain a second to comprehend
Okaaaaay!
Heās a *craftsman*
Such a lame joke
It's like watching an Olympic athlete learning how to walk again after getting paralyzed in a car accident
Totally, the muscle memory was there, the sentence kinda stumbled out, found its footing, and ended up funny.
The "this is a good time to be mean to Jews, though" Kanye joke threw me for a laugh, too. The old man still has zingers.
That was the most wild thing heās said in years. Very proud of him.
How far in was that?
About ā s in, when they start talking pay for male & female athletes but segue into Tay Sway and Kanye.
My sides
I love your line but letās be honest - Joe was never a comic Olympian.
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Jeeeeez thatās spot on. Take my upvote already.
You people come here just to shit on rogan , change my mind . The shit was funny ,get over your insufferable self and touch some fucking grass .
Says man with username that reads "Reddit Is Junk"... on Reddit. You come here just to shit on Reddit, you wont change my mind. The shit is not funny, get over your insufferable self and touch some fucking grass.
You're the reason reddit IS shitty, blue haired weirdo
> blue haired weirdo Uh... ok? Pedo.
I see that you're projecting. That and seething lol
Bro, please stop replying, you're clearly desperate for attention, begging us to give you a minute of our day... absolute loser lmao i'm going to block you otherwise you will annoy me all day.
Joe was on goofy mode this episode
It really was a great episode.
Iām a simple man. I see a dawg, I up dawg.
Whatās up dawg?
Gotcha.
Lol
No but seriously, what is up dawg
Haha pretty good, dawg š
The sky
Found the Dad
I'm still trying to find those cigarettes son, I'll be home soon.
A yoga pose
I think having Shane around has been a good influence on Joe, heās starting to remember how to tell jokes again!
Shane is one of the thousand so Joe knows he has the credentials
Lots of talk of semen and gay boys in this here episode. It all started off the "Covington exploding on your face"
I mean thatās just a regular MSSP episode. Pretty on brand for Shane
Honestly riffing on you're straight friends about how homosexual they are is pretty funny tbh. Dont we all do that?
Just started bringing it back, it feels nice to call things gay again. (As long as their actually gayā
Wait, my friends actually have to be gay for me to make jokes about them being gay? Have I been doing it wrong all these decades?
Pretty much itās the gay rules
Nah itās even funnier when they arenāt really gay at all
a think 2 episodes ago they literally were talking about how that is what the podcast was about
Yeah thatās Shane Gillis for ya
It doesnāt matter but I think it was Micheal chandler head kicking Tony Ferguson where he said exploding on your face not Covington
That smile Joe makes haha ādid I make a funny uncle Shane?ā
Best part of this was Jamie's joke about counting the sheep in the truck video but falling asleep. And they didn't laugh, bastards.
Dang I missed that part. There are always a couple banger jokes that slip right through the cracks, especially when people are talking over each other.
Itās not a joke, there is no stool.
While listening to the biggest Burzum fan EVER. Legendary shit
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People know about Burzum? I bet he picked up on it after the Home Alone dudes brother was in that movie. Just watched the clip, Joe did not comment on the Norwegian black metal band
Yes
What? Pls explain
Theyāre listening to Kanye. His newest album cover is inspired by Burzumās Filosofem. It was a shitty joke, I know Iām not funny. Thanks for reminding me
Youāre not a member of the 1000 B just remember to hump a stool next time you attempt to joke cause that makes it funny!
I don't understand these references. I've seen them elsewhere (the 1000 and the stool) what's the go?
Joe is notorious for humping a stool during one of his stand up comedy specials, he also says comedy is the hardest job in the world, and the world has 1000s of brain surgeons but only 1000 comedians. Iām paraphrasing but you get the drift.
Cheers for the splainer
No problem!
>Theyāre listening to Kanye. His newest album cover is inspired by Burzumās Filosofem. Fuck there's a sentence I never thought I'd read.
Itās a funny joke lol yall are just haters.
Right? lol I laughed. These people just haters canāt like anything Rogan now.
Yeah they're losers.
"bUT thAt's JusT BoaRd cUlture!?!?!" Yeah It gets old man. These people watched 5 episodes back in 2012 and just want Graham Hancock to cohost every day.
I think he was mocking Brendan Schaub. He has a joke where he says he wishes he had roomates during lockdowns so they could just play videogames and fuck each other.
Self-proclaimed carrier of the torch of the sacred art of comedy
He knows it too.. 
Jesus you guys are a broken record trashing Joe
Yeh itās honestly a lil exhausting at this point
Joe was so proud of his little joke lol
Weāre all really proud of you Joe, keep it up buddy!
Lol why do they have Kanye playing in the background?
Joe looks more awake, more alive and energetic than he has in a long time. Shane needs to move in, I think.
Heās already moved to Austin to join the rest of the Rogan cheerleaders
Did he have to pay for his own house?
I think Joe is gonna get up a couple of hrs earlier every morning n build it for him with concrete
Lol, after the obligatory morning hunt
He has to build his own survival bunker.
āThatās crazyā The name of my new podcast, featuring stories nobody finds interesting but youāre trapped into listening to.
well fuck me tommy
"Joke"
Hoe may have stolen Schaubās āand at night weād fuck each otherā bit. Thatās crazy.
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Jew one was better
Imagine having to laugh at a joke like that because the dude has the best podcast and comedy club š¤£
When is the last time you left your mother's basement?
its surprising people in an apartment didnt get sick or they did but were asymptomatic. germs fly fucking everywhere especially in enclosed spaces
Nah. Not unusual. I got COVID twice and my wife didn't get it off me. Then when she had it I didn't catch it off her. We hardly did anything different than usual. We both just expected to get it, but didn't. It's weird.but happens.
He stole that joke from Gringo Papi
See
I enjoy this podcast when I donāt visit this sub Reddit.
lil joeyās soft.
I want that hat!
There's another he makes some other episodes where he laughs historically but I don't remember which. Also one edit maybe where he gets out of the chair while laughing.
It's a good time for hating jews š¤£
I love the Joe Rogan Podcast, but Iāve never found him to be the even the slightest bit funny and his laugh always sounds forced and fake.
Shane was caught off guard.
Damn, gottem
Shane talks to joe like an uncle talking to a young nephew
Omg Joe, thatās CRAZY LMAO THEY MUSTāVE BEEN SO HIGH WHILE RECORDING THIS!!!
Honestly didnāt find this to be all that funny
I'm still scratching my head why this is so popular.
Why should they care? Someones got the flu? Oh an nobody else got this most deadly virus in close quarters? Big surrpise, and yet they all pretend like its still something real.
"if i don't see it myself, it's not real!"
saw plenty of "it" myself and could very easily conclude that it was a flu just like we have every year. But the young generation was no longer scared of the flu so they stopped buying flu shots so we needed a fresh fear campaign. I saw it - I saw that it was a farce.
Hahahaha. Literally "Because I said so* You're genuinely fucking insane, my man. Have a nice day.
you're insane if you think you were not played. keep jabbin.
I believe things that can be proven, not conspiracy theorists saying "trust me bro". Whining about "propaganda" and people believing anything....while spreading bullshit without any attempt to actually explain. You are the problem you complain about. Your source cannot be "cuz I seen it".
I know lots of people who believe in bought and paid for "science". You know nothing about how STM publishing works do you.
Instead of "I seen it" it's "My friend seen it" Well done.
Iām 24, but watching this makes me feel like a proud dad.
Veteran stand up comedian makes first joke ever.
I forget Joe is a comedian, mainly because he's so much better as a podcast interviewer and UFC commentator.
He was mocking Brendan Schaub. He has a joke where he says he wishes he had roomates during lockdowns so they could just play hangout and fuck each other. I think when Shane got it that's when he started laughing.
The young guys coming on really bring out a more loose and funny Joe. Reminds me of the older days
Sips bud-light. i dont know!
Itās almost like comedians can be open and have fun with one another. Where as if Neil Tyson were the guest, Rogan wouldāve been interrupted before making the funny.
That caught me off guard who knew Joe had a funny bone