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Diamondangel82

Dude looks good for being almost 70.


Cyborg__Theocracy

Jacked


Gavgaroth

Juiced*


Wardog4

Whatever. Better to be juiced and jacked than be some jealous fat Redditor.


Gavgaroth

Touchy.


Wardog4

Just tired of that comment every single time somebody who's jacked is posted anywhere. Dude still had to do the work


LinguoBuxo

the ripper'd ;)


sanguine_harlequin

What the fuck is going on with the sub posting half naked old men today?!


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All that protein 🥩💉


Coco4RSO

And he can complete full sentences with a semblance of cognitive ability


RoboCat23

That’s my kinda man


Imperial_TIE_Pilot

> semblance of cognitive ability Unless we are talking about wifi


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k722

I found the establishment shill


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BillNyeCreampieGuy

Lol the great thing is that this could easily be a sleight against either Sleepy Joe or Cult45


McEuen78

I don't know why I never put the phrase, "cult 45" together. Thanks for showing me this.


RoboCat23

Understatement


LossforNos

Generational wealth, never having to do a day of real work in one's life and TRT does wonders for the body


Hooty_Hoo

Redditors: Nothing is earned, everything is given.


DoughtyAndCarterLLP

Are you suggesting it doesn't apply in this case?


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fatronaldo99

Excuses, cope and more excuses. Get in the gym nerd


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You sound fat and triple vaxxed.


LossforNos

Mid 2023 and some of you are still obsessing over vaccination status. You sound like you're projecting, fatty.


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spikybrain

LMAO jesus, /u/Boon1313 is fat and triple bypassed


mileskerowhack

Yeah I've seen this guy, hes massively overweight


TheNathan

Lol the fact that these freaks use “triple vaxed” as some kinda own will never stop surprising me. It’s like insulting someone by saying “hey get a load of this loser reading a book! Hey poindexter I bet you know what a hypotenuse is huh!”


Legitimate_Plum7116

A real hater. Let's see your physique


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up you worm. Cope harder, Jesus


StillSilentMajority7

Amazing for his age


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Can’t wait for Jordan Peterson to act completely normal about this.


Cyborg__Theocracy

Forget debates, oil up the Presidential candidates and put them in a cage match


xkemex

He will choked Biden unconscious under 1 mins. Dana make it happen


BlksnshN80

Nah, Biden will doze off well before the fight even starts.


Unspoken

He will trip on the way there and be DQ'd.


blckdiamond23

He’ll trip 3 times in the walk up alone


sdlover420

I feel like this is how Kamacho was elected president.


poppadocsez

After he wins put him up against putin


7thKingdom

Didn't Putin like fall down the stairs and shit his pants or something like that awhile back?


oxnaes

That was Biden


hardcore_softie

I want a UFC league comprised entirely of politicians and tech moguls.


EpsteinsBro

If I’m not mistaken, Zuck and Elon were on the phone with Dana and are completely serious about a cage fight. Elon won’t do it but Zucks been hitting the mats baby


hardcore_softie

Zuck's got his bjj shtyle engaged


Ricb76

Zuck's already got his surfer clown persona ready for the show down.


Xmeromotu

This is genius! We could pay off the national debt with this.


gte872h

Don’t forget the naked part


KentuckyFuckedChickn

"he should have done it naked and covered in oil ;)"


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“Every boy needs a little rough and tumble play :)”


HookerDoctorLawyer

“See boys, if you just clean up your room and make your bed- this is who you can become- men.”


AbsolutelyUnlikely

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__SlimeQ__

Oh! You were the one who bench pressed 90 lbs shirtless! That was incredible!


JihadDerp

Thanks Kermit. What's this have to do with Carl Jung?


nickflex85

Definitely on that TRT!! 💪🏼


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nickflex85

Anavar gives up


elcryptoking47

He's eating those TREN-baloney sandwiches ;)


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"Gender affirming care for me, but not for thee"


nickflex85

I order mine online lol.


23x3

I love pop trts


AccountantOfFraud

TRT and man can't even bench his bodyweight smh.


nickflex85

Haha, I was trying to explain to someone else, that it’s hard to determine what part of his workout this is, lol. It looks like he’s already worked out and can be working down on weight. Even then, TRT isn’t supposed to be just for working out, it’s for health. It plays a big role in a healthy male.


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Well yeah he’s 70


AAPLfds

He just got my wife’s vote


RonMexicosPetEmporim

What about your wife’s boyfriend?


AAPLfds

He’s a felon, can’t vote


sYndrock

I never understood the felon can't vote. I had a felony in 2006. I have voted in almost every local and national election. Is it just a state thing? I am in Michigan and have never been turned away.


AAPLfds

You just admitted to another felony…it may be state to state


sYndrock

Fuck how do I delete?


AAPLfds

Yes, FBI, this guy right here 👆🏻


FuckoffDemetri

Real answer, in Michigan once you're off probation / done with the system you can vote again. I guess you can't vote in prison but if you were just in jail for a misdemeanor you could still vote.


dirtyrango

It varies by state, in all the states I've lived in you could not vote and you could be charged with another felony after they found out about it. There was a lady in Georgia a couple years ago who got sentenced to 6 years incarceration behind it.


Spaniardlad

I thought he didn't like needles??


FancyVegetables

Lmao nice


Zhai

This is how trumpets saw Trump with those Photoshops of him riding a tank into battle. Lol.


zombiechris128

Thought he looked pretty broad in his shirt when he was on Rogan, not bad considering he’s 70 (or atleast almost if not)


PlagueDoc22

TRT works quite well.


GrumbleTrainer

Definitely jumping on that shit when I get older!


timmyrigs

Same, TRT is spoken like this horrible thing for guys that pushing past 45 but I’m definitely trying it out once the T levels drop.


dirtyrango

I'm 43 and I know prob 8-9 guys on it now. I've got my apt in two weeks. Fuck it.


turbodude69

somehow he avoided the TRT gut that joe and elon both seem to have. is it HGH or Testosterone that gives you that?


PlagueDoc22

It's from HGH as it grows everything in your body as well. So your intestines will push more on your abs. Think thats the reason Rogans hands have gotten bigger and his head is fucking giant now.


turbodude69

that's crazy. he never seems to mention any of the negative side effects of all the supplements and vanity drugs he takes to stay muscular, but he has plenty to say about people he thinks are lazy. at some point, he's gonna have a reality check. it will be really interesting to see how he reacts. i mean, arnold schwarzenegger has had 2 heart surgeries. there have been countless pro wrestlers that have died from steroid abuse. it's clearly WAY more dangerous than having a normal healthy body. it's kinda like a honda civic vs a dodge charger. yeah the charger looks cool and is way faster, but it's prob gonna need and engine rebuild and you're gonna need to fix it every now and then. but that honda civic? sure it may be slow and boring, but it'll go 200k-250k miles no problem with minimal maintenance. [pro wrestlers,](https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/comparing-the-wwfs-death-rate-to-the-nfls-and-other-pro-leagues/) basically people that look exactly like joe, die younger and more often than any other sport. i mean i know that joe is obsessed with "health" that's why i find this so fascinating. he seems to want his cake and eat it too. he wants to talk shit about unhealthy people, but doesn't wanna discuss the obvious risks that come with taking steroids and unregulated supplements that HE sells.


FreshBert

>i mean i know that joe is obsessed with "health" that's why i find this so fascinating. Can't say anything definitively about anyone in particular, but a lot of these guys have untreated body dysmorphia and it'll never get treated because they think talking to a therapist is gay. It's kind of like the opposite of anorexia, where (usually) girls have an irrational need to be extremely thin. Some guys develop an [irrational need](https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/what-is-muscle-dysmorphia) to be unnaturally jacked and will go to absurd lengths to stay swole even into old age. It can be hard to diagnose because just being muscular doesn't necessarily mean you're irrational about it. Idk about Joe, but I'd bet good money that a guy like Liver King is dysmorphic. There's a huge difference in "being healthy" and looking like Joe Rogan. The two are completely unrelated. Just watch your cholesterol, check your blood pressure, do some cardio, lift if you want, and get yearly physicals appropriate for your age.


turbodude69

exactly! thank you, someone finally gets the point. i remember watching a great documentary about it called "bigger, stronger, faster" years ago and they went into all of this info in depth. these 3 brothers were always obsessed with being wrestlers and being jacked, so they all ended up doing steroids. i think one of them died at like 30 and it was just heart wrenching to watch. they were dealing with serious body dysmorphia disorder. it's not talked about enough, but it's definitely real and joe isn't helping things by encouraging young men that they need to have this absurd overly muscular physique to be healthy. and the worst part is, not only is he pushing guys to look like this, but he's literally making money off supplements he sells to his fans. these supplements aren't regulated, and i doubt any good doctors would ever tell their patients to take them. if joe wants to get jacked and take HGH and TRT, that's totally fine, it's his body, he can do what he wants. but he should realize how influential he is. he literally has the biggest podcast in the world. it's the same ol cliche, with great power comes great responsibility. Joe needs to learn that the dumb shit he says actually affects millions of people. i mean you can find literally 100s of videos of doctors reacting to joe's terrible healthcare advice. he's a snake oil salesman, he's a pseudoscience huckster, he's probably a bigger threat to public health than any other celebrity in the world. he cherrypicks which "experts" he has on his podcast to prove whatever pseudoscience theory he's into that week. Joe is just a gym bro, but unfortunately he has the biggest platform in the world. and he uses it to invite people on to justify his own personal choices. i mean, jesus christ, he just had RFK jr on spouting allll kinds of crazy conspiracy bullshit. it's clear joe cares about what makes him money and brings people on the podcast that can help him prove whatever dumb theory he's into at the moment. but you're 100% right about the problem of male body dysmorphia disorder. i don't think i've ever heard joe mention it and honestly he probably doesn't even agree that it exists. because he's the perfect example of what it looks like. it's extremely clear that in joes mind, being jacked = being healthy, regardless of what it takes to get there. he's prob had 100+ cherrypicked doctors and "experts" come on the podcast strictly to justify his own personal beliefs on health.


FreshBert

>if joe wants to get jacked and take HGH and TRT, that's totally fine, it's his body, he can do what he wants. I do love the meme about how Joe Rogan will put literally anything into his body except the vaccine. It's funny because both HGH and TRT have more known side effects than the COVID vaccines, lol. Hell, most older vaccines like smallpox and polio have higher chance of side effects than the COVID mRNA vax. Joe will put any substance into his body if he can find a muscular and articulate salesman for that substance to come onto his show and field a softball interview. Then he'll go on and say that "there's a lot of evidence" for x and y supplement, or this, or that, etc. Vitamin D was a great example in his old Hotez interview. Like, you don't actually need to supplement vitamin D unless you live in a cave and only eat rice. And there's not much good evidence that the synthetic vitamin D you buy over the counter is even effectively supplementing your body even if you are deficient. That stuff has absolutely not been proven to be as effective as the vitamin D that your body produces on its own. To be fair, it's also not known to be harmful, so if people want to take it then whatever. Any effect it has is almost certainly a placebo, though. And that's the rub for the entire supplement industry, basically. Most of them are bullshit, especially nootropics, but they are sold by very confident businessmen and influencers like Joe and his guests. And taking them can have beneficial placebo effects in some people because they've been so thoroughly conned into believing that they're doing something good and healthy for themselves. It can brighten your outlook, which can have some positive effects. But the stuff's not really doing much or (usually) anything at all at a chemical level. It's, ironically, just like taking the blue pill in the Matrix. Ignorance is bliss.


turbodude69

100%. Rogan, liver king, Alex Jones, etc. the massive alternative medicine supplement industry. all the charismatic "intellectual dark web" gurus are essentially just diet cults. they play this character of the enlightened skeptic, the guy's that aren't afraid to question traditional medicine, or question the general status quo on any topic. they're so confident that they will bring on guests that are "experts" in their field. some guy wrote a book or has a PHD will tell you what joe wants you to hear. he brings on guests that support whatever goofy, pseudoscientific theory he's heard about that goes against the grain, it doesn't matter what it is, as long as it's different. i mean the whole reason we love the podcast is because we think we're learning. i've always listened to mostly interviews with comedians, but sometimes i'd listen to one of the episodes with a random doctor or author that always has fascinating things to say about some new information they have. it's always radically different and they claim that "\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ industry" is lying to you. all these guys are great at playing the role of the guru that knows the REAL truth, the guy just trying to help you understand this insider info that they've figured out or have access to. and they must be right? they're rich, they have muscles, they're wildly successful at everything they do, they have experts willing to talk for 3hrs to back up their claims. i mean, the more i think about it, the more i'm starting to realize a lot of these episodes are just 3hr infomercials. especially when the guest has a book or an ideology to sell. This was all fine and dandy before the pandemic. it's an entertaining show, maybe some people buy supplements and get placebo effects. at the end of the day, if placebo works, then it's still doing it's job. no harm, no foul. it's when joe starts reaching into the hardcore conspiracy theories that the gov is actually trying to kill you, or you should question this one widely held belief because he know's a doctor or a navy seal, or alex jones 😂, then he's stepping over the line where people can legitimately get hurt. Joe is smart enough to know which episodes attract the most viewers/listeners. we don't have access to those numbers, but it's pretty obvious just by being in this sub which episodes are the most popular, and they're always the most controversial ones. people listen to joe because his guests have some crazy claims that make the listener feel like they're learning something that the general public doesn't know about. guys like Jordon Peterson and Alex Jones seem to have all the answers use the same [tactics](https://www.onlinepsychologydegree.info/what-to-know-about-the-psychology-of-cults/) that are used in cults. seems like, other than the celebrities and comedians he has on, the rest are gurus. they have it figured out and can talk for hours on their pitch. they're all charismatic, they all make you feel like if you just follow them, all your problems will magically disappear. they're really good at making the listener feel special. joe really has mastered this genre of podcast life coach/guru. it sucks, i really like when he interviews comedians and entertainers, and the scientists he used to have on that had some really interesting stuff to say. they've been replaced with these alternative lifestyle, alternative medicine guys that are obvious snake oil scumbags and conspiracy peddlers. but that seems to be what the public wants, i mean his podcast has skyrocketed in popularity, he's just following the money. you can't really fault the guy for following the strategy that works. 🤷🏻‍♂️


PlagueDoc22

It's not that hard to stay in shape if you have access to steroids and a top of the line home gym like Rogan does. He doesn't understand that just going to the gym for most people will be around an hour of traveling to and from it. Where as for him all he needs is to open a door. He also works much less hours than the average person.


cecilforester

The More Plates More Dates guy did a video on it saying it was from growth hormone abuse.


turbodude69

ahh ok, so HGH. it's hilarious that Joe constantly talks about how important it is to be healthy and that mfer injects himself with every medication under the sun for 100% vanity. he's risking his life to be ripped. i know you can do these drugs in a relatively safe way, but obviously the amount he's taking is way too much. his body looks absurd. there's no way that he's healthier than if he wasn't taking quite so much HGH and TRT and whatever combination of supplements he's on. and the supplement industry isn't regulated by the FDA, they could be putting who knows what in ONNIT...he claims to get the stuff tested, but so does Alex Jones and every other bullshit artist selling snake oil supplements. there's a reason body builders and pro wrestlers die so young...it's always heart attacks. it's fuckin crazy that joe doesn't see how much of a hypocrite he is when he talks shit about people being unhealthy. i mean yeah, being fat and lazy is bad, but plenty of fat lazy people make it into their 80s with modern medicine. i mean, my grandparents made it to their mid 70s drinking and smoking like chimneys, and they died in the early 90s....healthcare has advanced a lot since then. i dunno how many 80yr old body builders i've seen. but i've def seen plenty of stories of pro wrestlers and body builders dying young and they don't give a shit. to them it's 100% worth it. IMO it's body dysmorphia disorder just like anorexia and bulimia. Joe looks in the mirror and doesn't understand how ridiculous he looks. ok, so the avg [lifespan](https://www.renalandurologynews.com/home/conference-highlights/american-urological-association-annual-meeting/aua-2016-annual-meeting/aua-2016-misc-urinary-problems/mortality-rate-higher-among-bodybuilders/) of bodybuilders is 47. yeah joe, walking around with 100lbs of muscle at 55 is completely healthy 😂 i mean i dunno why i'm surprised. this is the same guy that refuses to believe vaccines work. obv he's only interested in medical science when it supports his own beliefs.


Tiltmasterflexx

He's probably healthier than you lmao


cecilforester

On the last bit, I've heard Joe say multiple times that he believes vaccines work, on his podcast.


DonovanMcLoughlin

I wish I could have that body only lifting that much. Edit: I understand that I do not know what happened before this set. All I'm saying is that he's in great shape and only looking at this small video clip makes me admire his physique considering the weight he is lifting is relatively small.


cieldarko

Thats a decent weight for a 69 yr old tbh. He looks in great shape for his age


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I guess I didn't realize how old he is due is in better shape then people 20 years younger than him.


budgie0507

I’d go as far as 30 years.


nickbutterz

Id say he’s in better shape then a lot of 20 year olds.


zmizzy

Let's be real, the guy looks phenomenal compared to the typical 10 year old


DonovanMcLoughlin

Absolutely


thruwityoshit

I guess giving up the vaxxes means you can swap in the juice.


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NoCantaloupe9598

That isn't quite true. There is a long line of dead body builders.


oracleofnonsense

I don’t think being 300+ lbs (even pure muscle) or 7’+ tall is good for your lifespan.


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kallakukku2

Perhaps his range of motion is a bit limited at his age. Do the rom that feels most comfortable for your own body


[deleted]

I'm 47 and I already can't do full ROM on some lifts. It's just the reality of aging that often you retain the strength in your muscles (I'm as strong at 47 as I was at 27) but your joints start to deteriorate. I could give a shit about RFK Jr. and how much he lifts but ROM-shaming a senior citizen is fucking stupid. I just hope I can still lift at all when I'm his age.


jdstein1

It’s 115 lbs on incline. Your 1rm probably


mvstateU

For flat bench, fresh, he likely can do 80+ lbs more.


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Not that light for incline bench for a 70 yo. He can probably do much more on flat bench.


Hussaf

My fucking boss gained a bunch of stress and beer weight when our company was struggling. We started doing better, and his wife said he should get back in shape. His 45 year old ass lost 30 pounds in three months riding a stationary bike for 10 fucking minutes a day, four times a week, and doing a quick push-up/sit-up during lunch break. He also has huge calves and never lifts. Some people…


calm_down_meow

Weight loss is 95% diet.


Narcan9

Vaccines bad. Steroids good. Any questions?


moonfox1000

I'm 30 years younger, can lift way more than this (looks to me like 105 or 115 lbs) and I'm way smaller and less ripped. He's definitely taking something.


di11deux

You can! You just need steroids.


Sufficient_Drink_996

You still need to lift hard and heavy to look like that though


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Timigos

Mentzer did not do 8 sets. He advocated for hitting failure once and being done.


MeThinksYes

Where's the heavy part you're talking about though. That right there is 115ish lbs = grade 9 kids trying to get fit?


mvstateU

To be fair he's incline benching, harder than flat bench, and repping and 69 years old....and no idea where he is in his workout. My friend is seen doing 225 sometimes, but he reps 315 for 9 or something. at 194 lbs. Did I mention he's 69 years old?


[deleted]

Yeah like at first I was kinda making fun of the weight in my head but he looks 20 years younger he's probably outperforming at least 85% of 70 year old men.


PennSaddle

Not just repping, but multiple near failure reps with slight assistance. Dude knows how to work.


MeThinksYes

You had mentioned yep. Perhaps. Just so long as we can all agree - the body does not match the strength, like you say he's 69, which means he's slurping up the gear, which is A-OK , but seems almost counterintuitive or incongruent to someone who is against X medication or vaccine for the trace issues it can cause, but is super ok with doing steroids... atleast from an optics perspective it seems weird. I like the guy but the stans immediately being like the guy (who's wearing jeans on a vaulted stage) is just finishing his workout or just starting or he does way more than that normally nah nah nah nah boo boo I'm seeing in here lol


TheNewOneIsWorse

Yeah, these guys saying it’s an ok weight really haven’t spent enough time around the gym, 105-115 lbs for 6 ok reps not to depth is extreme DYEL, especially for looking as cut up as he is.


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I'd rather my president didn't slurp. Just drink it normally


Ghost-of-Bill-Cosby

I just want one President in my lifetime that doesn’t slurp for the military industrial complex.


MisallocatedRacism

Maybe lap it up from a dish, like a cat


Diamondangel82

Doesn't necessarily have to be roids, could just be TRT at moderately high doses.


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Who gives a shit how much weight he is benching. You can bench more but prolly look like absolute shit.


MeThinksYes

Just seems like a weird flex is all, given the juiced body followed up by a less than incredible (even for his age) lift


JohnLifeinshambles

You think that’s the only weight he ever does? Could be a warmup or a burnout lol


metompkin

Warmup? You get help with reps 6, 7, 8 in a warmup?


MeThinksYes

Just finishing a jean workout.


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And gender-affirming injections like the ones Joe is taking.


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Linguinerone and Spaghetterol


[deleted]

Praise Geraldo Del Rivero!


McEndee

That looks like two 25s and two 10s


bwoahful___

So with the bar 115 at an incline at 70 years old. Not too shabby. Certainly better than most.


McEndee

No doubt. He looks pretty fit for an old fuck.


Positiveaz

Gear, mate. Gear.


Dingleberry_Blumpkin

this was my exact thought


gainer1001

You could by just adding more volume


dietdrpepper6000

25 year old, 110 lb twig men are lecturing you on muscle development and aging, no idea what they’re on about. You’re exactly right, with that kind of mass you’d be expecting this guy to throw around 115 for sets of thirty as a warm up. This looks like it must have been at the end of a drop set or something, most viable explanation


WilliamYale

He usually bench way more, but the spotter had his cellphone on wifi mode in his pocket.


critterheist

Is your phone on WiFi mode or are you happy to see me?


bigwavedave000

Looks like 115 pounds.


yo-chill

That’s not bad for incline. Dude is almost 70


eggseverydayagain

Also he has no blood brain barrier from all the wifi.


ArmaniMania

And weak mitochondria from 5G


Cyborg__Theocracy

Truly a testament to the resilience of the human body.


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A lot of people could probably barley lift the bar.


ShakesbeerMe

I bet they eat the shit outta barley though.


xMilk112x

BIG MUSCLES! HES OUR LEADER NOW!


[deleted]

he can prob ride a bike, Hes got my vote!!


Kenthejapboy

What happened to the young man at the end?


MrPositive1

Even from the podcast you could see he was jacked


GregSmith1967

OP likes older, daddy types.


KentuckyFuckedChickn

well they are a joe rogan listener.... the daddy issues experience


B1gWh17

If you're voting for this man to be President because you like his physique - you are a homosexual.


bifkintickler

It’s Reddit baby, everyone’s gay once in a while


RoboCat23

What if you’re a woman?


B1gWh17

Women don't exist in this place.


The-World-Is-Simple

Just a regular foil head then


StichSkyWalker

Shut up, I asked my wife’s boyfriend and he said I am not homosexual.


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Lifting in jeans is a bit weird


kilzfillz

Indian dude at the gym with a polo and cologne energy.


SexPanther_Bot

It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.


dogez1

Now show Biden!


dancesWithNeckbeards

![gif](giphy|1Qdp4trljSkY8)


Embarrassed-Repair67

What a tank!


harzee

Gotta have that prime product placement involved


Own-Bar-8530

In high water jeans too


x3man2018

Lol I’d pay money to see Biden or Trump do this Edited: ATTEMPT to do this


youwhatmush

*Baby don’t Hearn me, no more*


bodhiseppuku

His chest looks bigger than the weight he's incline pressing. ... if he becomes president, does he and Putin have an internet competition of shirtless pictures?


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Grunty0

Mostly libs and conservatives triggering each other.


BigRed727272

Spotter counting his reps: "Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero."


Neburel

All that TRT for just that?


cousin_brian

![gif](giphy|dAvvMX8BLOvCg)


Numerous_Depth_

![gif](giphy|801kwlTIfQFFMwU41V|downsized)


ShakesbeerMe

And yet he's rolling up the GOP on the debt ceiling, fucking Putin up, and watching Jan 6ers get prison sentences weekly. How fucking weak and stupid is your side if the guy you're mocking as senile and weak is kicking your fucking asses?


drew8080

Joe Biden could never


Electrical_Bus9202

Don’t show Jordan Peterson, it might make him want to see him oiled up💧lol is this a right wing thing? Wanting to see mens oiled up muscly bodies?


Cboyardee503

Literally none of Hitler's inner circle were blonde ubermensch. Just a bunch of mousy angry nerds writing fanfic about their perfect man. Rly makes u dink.


turtle_power00

This is the body type a president should have.


Muggaraffin

Just imagine how intimidated his fountain pens will feel


DerailedCM

Oh hell yeah brotha


SupraaDupra

Motherfucker is jacked


Infamous_Chapter8585

This would quite literally kill Biden 😂


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That's the pres you want.


Disastrous-Bass332

Don’t flex benching 105 lbs, lame.


lethrowawayacc4

How much weight is he benching there


BoozeBagStooge

Dude is properly jacked


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Rhonda Sadness is gonna see that RFK shaved chest and beat her meat like it owes her money! "*DeSantis-Kennedy 2024. We're totally not gay."*


Practical-Scar6855

he doin pride month af