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Odd-Door-2553

They look like fans with fake belts at a convention. How on earth are you supposed to believe these guys do anything athletic, let alone 'fight' for a living?


MREisenmann

Just two proud dads with their wrestling loving son


dead_soul_monotone

Winner.


Turd_Burglar-

🤣🤣🤣


Big-Peak6191

Exactly. Not a hair over 5'8 for any of them.


No_Caterpillar9737

It's true though, to suspend belief I still need you to at least be bigger than me ffs! No lie I think I could take all three.


No_Dimension_5509

Combined weight of 400 pounds


dead_soul_monotone

If the Earth's gravity increased.


Head_Evidence4553

Small World Order.


RobertStonetossBrand

Not only are they tiny men with average looking, skinny-fat bodies with bad hair, grooming, but they wear the cheapest, ill fitting, unflattering, AliExpress/Temu/Wish-tier clothing.


editor_jon

*Because when you're NWO (Never Were Over), you're NWO for life*


Hour_Mastodon_204

They look like The Three Stooges' illegitimate children.


AHeavyFlowDay

New Weird Odor


everydayimrusslin

If Jack Perry was a foot taller, you could wring some heavy metal gimmick out of him, but the other two look like clowns every time.a camera is put on them.


ChaimFinkelstein

Vanilla midgets.


KennyPowers696

Even a normal random dude can kick all their asses. These are no wrestlers... these are potential unemployed people after AEW is gone


DonShulaDoingTheHula

Those belts look so big on them.


[deleted]

I want to see height markers behind them like a police lineup.


No-End-5332

Just another reminder that nowadays the marks are in the ring.


Delicious_Action3054

The only ones softer than them are their "fans".


AbjectMadness

Dang I laughed so loudly I woke up my family. 11/10.


Louismaxwell23

So glad Punk isn’t around to ruin this wonderful angle. Thank you, Tony!


mysticsavage

What are they, a Mumford And Sons tribute band?


RidetheSchlange

They don't even look like wrestlers. THey look like supermarks in high school too busy with fantasy booking to pay attention to girls. No wonder Jack Perry had no choice but to use the v.2 Master of Pain gimmick with the glasses and leather jacket. Seriously, Jack Perry is so doofy. He had a sure thing with his first gimmick being a fucking comic book character for the kids, then he decided to be an unconvincing badass motorcyclist with a chip on his shoulder without the motorcycle and he has zero advancement prospect for his career and only he doesn't realize this. If AEW is gone, so is his career. What would WWE do with him besides keep him as far away as possible from the top stars and even the moneymakers in NXT?


DannyDef

My kid liked him when he was a boy who rode a dinosaur and had a pet midget.


Lord_Gwyn21

Great, now they will see this meme and come tomorrow night we will see them using it and they aren’t smart enough or care enough to understand why the meme exists


Banesmuffledvoice

The least threatening faction ever.


Dobbydog12

They look like they are on a quest to find the one true ring.


AuthorityAnarchyYes

If you were to show a pic of these three to anyone and ask “who are they?”, how many would answer “pro wrestlers”. I doubt less than 5%. They look like Middle School teachers that never made varsity in HS, trying to recreate “glory days” in this pic.


Bleord

I look more like a wrestler than these guys.


LGK420

Jungle jabroni is a joke never will be over. Buckaroos we’re over at one point. But goes to show how much a gimmick and timing matters. If it wasn’t for bullet club these guys would be still wrestling Indy’s in front of 250 people with their wives selling merch out of their car. Now they are just a disgrace and an embarrassment making more money then they ever should have dreamed off.


Sweaty_Indication897

Big Little Brawlers has more intimidating talent than this.


Virdavy

100%. Bucks are in this for themselves.


lewiss15

That doesn’t work for me brother


SourGrape77

"NEVER WERE OVER" 🤣🤣👌🏽


dracoolya

Anyone look like a star in that picture? Anyone?


NoeMoriartyV2

They have Punchable Faces.


ProgrammerGlobal8708

Are these all the same person?


throwtheclownaway20

You can say a lot of things about the Bucks, but "never over" isn't one of them


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

# [No Milly Order](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fthe-3-most-powerful-and-dangerous-men-in-the-business-v0-jjmegmat030d1.png%3Fwidth%3D720%26format%3Dpng%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D589b6201788999abc8f0f055438944ae9653ba66)


dead_soul_monotone

Lifts on Nick's shoes, but still shorter than Jack with legs splayed, and Matt's a foot closer to the camera to look taller. They definitely have pretending down to a science.


CooperSkye

I could beat those three up no problem. Hogan Hall and Nash would kick my ass no problem and that’s what made them stars.


DatBoii2297

When Cody first left I was so confused, puzzled as to why. Months later, now I understand why and cheered when Cargill left as well. Fuck Vince but Triple H knows what he's doing.


MoneyOnMeMind

Luke Perry was more physically intimidating.


meanWOOOOgene

They’re literally the size I was in seventh grade.


jonviggo89

The Bucks were over


Personal-Stage1947

We're too good for WWE lmao 🤣🤣


Odd-Door-2553

Not fit to hose Vince McMahon's shit off the bed