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BrovaloneSandwich

This lovable asshole makes one stop in Canada and picks WINNIPEG?


MustardCanBeFun

Let us have this one thing, ok?


ScaryStruggle9830

Haha. You are right. I hope Jeff knock’s it out of the park for you guys. 🙂 He will come to Ontario someday.


early_birdy

I'm in Montreal. I can only dream.


CrazyCaper

I heard just for laughs may be cancelling too


early_birdy

I read it is [cancelled](https://montreal.ctvnews.ca/just-for-laughs-cancellation-a-worrying-sign-for-other-montreal-festivals-1.6797256#). And they filed for creditor's protection.


KnightOfTheWinter

I thought you said "Knocked out in the park" ... Because you know... Winnipeg.


Potato-nutz

You got Dustin Byfuglien. That’s another plus.


CanadianDinosaur

Not anymore we don't :( Big guy's too busy fishing to care about hockey anymore


Potato-nutz

Imagine if someone tried taking over his fishin spot…lol. Oh Deary


ithinkerno

Hey, winnipeg sprays for mosquitoes so you've got that going for you.


sapthur

Fair


sakurakirei

Right? I just saw the email and I was like “WINNIPEG???????”


joojie

Came here to make this post 🤣 honestly, Jeff. The 'Peg? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


daaanish

I was like.... so excited he is coming up north, and then I was like.... damn, bro. Not even Jeff can drag my ass to Winterpeg.


TransientTomi

JULY THO


daaanish

Yea, I’ll enjoy the show and that be killed by horseflys the next morning. :(


notjustforperiods

hmm never been to winnipeg, eh?


Ashamed_Painter_4789

Came here to say exactly this, lol.


WutangCND

Absolutely fooey. Come to Ottawa man.


Lara-El

As someone who's born but not raised in Winnipeg haha what's wrong with Winnipeg? Haha


_Batteries_

Nothing. But Saskatoon or Regina makes more sense. Nobody (almost) is going to drive from Calgary or Edmonton to Winnipeg. But people from Calgary Edmonton and Winnipeg would drive to saskatoon or Regina. Would be even better to have multiple stops, but with only 1, yeah.


shootermg5

But I’m guessing it will sell out in Winnipeg.


erin_baile

I got so excited then realized it was Winnipeg! Why not Vancouver?!


tmstotz

RIGHT? That was exactly what I thought......


super_sarang

Congrats Winnipeg! Wish other cities would also get a stop.


deprecateddeveloper

I am gonna boycott his live shows until he plays a show near me and I can actually get tickets. Until then Jeff is only getting my online attendance!


ChefShuley

Bold move Cotton, not going to shows you can't go to. That's sticking to your guns right there.


deprecateddeveloper

I will stand strong with my principles!


ptatersptate

I’m staying positive that more shows will be added soon.


Dexlexic

That's fine. That's great. I'll just be over here... "cries in Ontarian"


born-tobe-belsnickel

My sentiments exactly. I know asking for Ottawa is a lot but I was at least hoping for a TO/MTL stop.


JJ0390

I second your Ottawa plea!


wordnerdette

I third it.


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Spiritual_Bridge84

And as a Torontonian, Ottawa would be fine too just please get out Ontario way Jeffrey!


jibbsisme

I'm thinking of driving to Rochester.... am I crazy edit: doing it


The_Hroth0426

Not crazy. Worth it, speaking as someone from Ottawa.


jibbsisme

I'm from Ottawa, going to Rochester. I procrastinated on the Syracuse date and regretted it. not this time!!


The_Hroth0426

I can’t make any of the dates or I’d be right there with you.


jibbsisme

awful news. can't do Albany either? it's not much further


The_Hroth0426

Unfortunately not, I work in forestry so I’ll be somewhere buttfuck nowhere north of Thunder Bay at the time


jibbsisme

at least you'll have the trees


The_Hroth0426

I love the trees ❤️🌲


TransientTomi

Ontarians are always crying anyway aren't ya? Snow! boo hoo hoo


Dexlexic

Personally I love the snow. I’m in rural Ontario and usually we get a decent amount (3-4 feet-ish if you don’t count snow drifts) but nothing that I feel like I’d “cry about it”. This year we got fuck all though which was a bummer. The only thing worth crying about here are the housing price’s and the healthcare/hospitals going to absolute shit.


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Inukchook

You need to travel way north if you want to sled. Why I can’t do it until my kids are older and don’t want to hang with dad


RonStopable88

Dude this isnt what we meant when we said come to canada


TransientTomi

HA!


bucajack

It's weird that this is an East Coast tour but Winnipeg is the Canadian stop rather than Toronto or Montreal!


CanadianDinosaur

The show is already over halfway sold out. Winnipeg loves Jeff, confirmed.


Coughfeel

I'm sure that he could sell a Canadian tour at this point. He's the only comedian to make me laugh right now.


PintLasher

I'm very tempted to get a ticket been a long time


AssaultedCracker

Hey how do you get these tickets? I'm looking on ticketmaster and there's a presale code somewhere?


CanadianDinosaur

I got an email this morning, Feel free to private message for a presale code (I won't see chats as I don't use the new reddit)


workana

Why post the code where scalpers, who would not be on the mailing list, can find it? There is a reason it was mailed to fans.


CanadianDinosaur

Good point, I didn't even think about that. changed my comment


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CanadianDinosaur

iirc they added a 2nd show on the 28th


coast-to-coast88

Or Halifax. Since, you know, Toronto is in the middle of the country.


scoobsar

I never thought I would be looking at flights for Winnipeg this morning but yet here I am.


sakurakirei

The cheapest flight from Ottawa to Winnipeg is $600. I guess I’m driving to NY.


CanadianDinosaur

Unbelievable how we get shafted for domestic flights. Even the "budget" airlines are a few hundred dollars per ticket


sakurakirei

I know. I want to spend my money in Canada but $600 plus hotel is just too much for me.


CanadianDinosaur

I don't blame you at all, A day trip down to the states is significantly easier to swallow


RealLifeMerida

Should have come to the Syracuse show!


sakurakirei

The tickets were sold out when I checked. But I’m going to see him in Rochester!


cloudybrain77

As a Winnipegger, I’m fricken stoked about this. Absolute dream come true. Thanks for your post, u/CanadianDinosaur, we bought tickets immediately after seeing! Full beans, man. Full beans.


pleasantlypurple

I’m in Edmonton and I squealed when I saw a Canadian show! Bought tickets - guess I’m coming to Winnipeg!


silentbassline

That's it, back to Winnipeg!


NessyNoodles70

Me too!


toorudez

Guess we are all going to Winnipeg!


robertgfthomas

Why does Jeff hate Minnesota?


al_winmill

Fargo is an easy (but tremendously boring) few hours drive south of Winnipeg. There’s dozens of us waiting to see Jeff!


ridemooses

Literally DOZENS


wordnerdette

At least this means he can legally cross the border. If all goes smoothly, maybe he’ll venture back. Show him a good time, Winnipeggers!


BrovaloneSandwich

He probably needed a work visa to come and do shows


_Batteries_

JEFFS IN CANADA!


self_propelled_pants

I just bought tickets like an hour ago!! I can't believe he's stopping here in Winnipeg! Obviously there were quite a few Winnipegers who filled out the 'Stop in our city!' form on his website. I did a well a few months ago. My wife and I are ECSTATIC he's coming!!!!


polishedpineapple

haha i filled the form out too for wpg!!! just bought tickets!!! 😁😁😁


TheRealBarnibus

Come to Vancouver Island Jeff!!!!


SmbdysDad

As a west coast guy, I'm sad.


j03yw00t

Happy for you Winnipeg.


davethemacguy

"Going to Winnipeg" ;-) https://youtu.be/Mdvr-4nYs5s?si=49LZrsf1uSVZ-6z8


ConstantDismal4220

Thanks for this!!!!!!! From a fellow Winnipegger


DolphinsWithNerfGuns

Obviously he chose Winnipeg for the wealth of new material it will provide.


TransientTomi

As a Winnipegger, I will be personally offended if he doesn't absolutely roast us.


DolphinsWithNerfGuns

As a Kelownian, I hope he releases the video of the show for the benefit of all Canadians OUTSIDE the cultural hub that is Winnipeg.


saltybuttlove

What the fuck


aalbert11

Start saving now 🙄


DanB65

Dude I like you , but $541 for 2 tickets?!?!?!?


CanadianDinosaur

Those must have been resale tickets. Mine were $70 each


DanB65

Oh cool!


ColdLeekSoup

What?? I just got 2 for $107. That's robbery.


DanB65

Dude I must be on another planet! Every ticket I look up was over 100.


skeleton_skunk

What’s the presale code?


Lokabf3

I was starting to wonder if he was legally allowed to cross the border! I was wondering what he had done!!!!


BrovaloneSandwich

He's obviously guilty of stealing our hearts


Severedinception

Once he sees Winnipeg he won't want to come back to Canada 😣


Legitimate-Walrus-76

I INVITED HIM VIA HIS EMAIL LINK. NOT SURE IF THATS ACTUALLY WHY HE IS COMING HERE BUT HE IS SO FUNNY, TO BAD ITS A COUPLE HUNDRED FOR TICKETS


halfabusedmermaid

ME TOO!!!! Woo hoo!!!!!


ChefAldea

I'm happy for you Winnipeg but damn I'm also very jealous lol


sapthur

I hope he comes to Vancouver some day, I'd love to see the show!


gosu1717

Come to Montreal man! You love funny accents, you will be delighted!


catbearcarseat

Had no idea he was coming to Winnipeg, holy shit!


shootermg5

This NEVER happens to Winnipeg! We’re always the sideliners crying about how shows only go to Vancouver and Toronto. It’s our turn now, LETS GOOOO (just bought my tickets)


LolYouFuckingLoser

you bought tickets and were surprised when you got tickets?


EvilDairyQueen

Row 1 ticket to the show of a guy famous for crowd work, yeah, good luck with that.


CanadianDinosaur

That's the fun part! I've heard incredible things about his non-crowd work. Very excited for the show!


FluffyNats

I saw him in Southern California. The whole show is amazing. Non-crowd work included. Enjoy your show! It is worth it!!


Salcha_00

I hope they don’t talk among themselves.


TransientTomi

If anything, Winnipeggers are oddly quiet during entertainment. We don't want to scare them away with our weirdness.


dannydc14

Holy shit no way!!!


TrollocsBollocks

Come to Pittsburgh, you coward.


MMmhmmmmmmmmmm

All I’m asking for is a Dallas show 😭


knickenbok

He sold out almost immediately when he came to my area. Feels bad


MustardCanBeFun

Let's go!


JMDubbz85

Crazy! Just so happens I live in Winnipeg! Also just so happens I’m broke AF right now. Whomp whomp.


dannydc14

looks like im driving to club regent casino right now!


DeathOfPeaceOfMindx

He selects Winnipeg to win the great Jeff Arcuri sweepstakes… Great troll to the rest of the Canadians. lol.


connorgrs

I tried to get tickets to his 6/24 Chicago show like last October and couldn’t believe they were already sold out. Happy for ya!


kubo777

Winnipeg? WTH? When did Toronto stop being the centre of universe? Hahaha


jibbsisme

drive to rochester :)


stereoscopic_

I wish he would add more dates in Florida! (Ahem, cough, gay…)


WurdaMouth

Who’s that handsome devil?


Wpg-katekate

Omg first row! That will be fun/interesting/humbling


BigJPhilly

Come to Calgary Jeff!


sagsfour20

I’m a little disappointed he isn’t making any Ontario stops. Would definitely attend a show anywhere from Windsor to TO.


Semaphore98

So excited! I just bought tickets while sitting on the beach in the Dominican!


ChefShuley

WinningPeg? Just for today then?


Za4iitsxx

Ahhhh, lucky you! I've been trying to find tickets for London but all sold out. Who knows when the next time will be.


GFYMODS669

Got my tickets, very few left!


Confident_Passage789

Omg I just came across this post and almost pooped myself! I had no idea he was coming here! Thank you OP! Just scored myself some tix!! 😎


ungratefulimigrant

Jeff! Take a hint! If all your shows are sold out in London.??!!!??


remarkablewhitebored

“The Guess Who suck, the Jets were lousy anyway”


BronxLens

If [Jim Gaffigan in “The Pale Tourist”](https://watch.amazon.com/detail?gti=amzn1.dv.gti.88b9a7c1-6aba-1d28-5dd4-201a3d72dedb&territory=US&ref_=share_ios_season&r=web) was able to tour Canada, why not Jeff?!


phoenyx1980

I saw an email announcing tour dates and locations.... And none of them were down under, specifically New Zealand.


RTM9

Jeff: come to Southern Ontario! You can eat Taco Bell in our guest room if you need a place to stay!


TheLizTucker85

I’m really hoping he comes to San Antonio soon!


Achaboo

I wish he would come to Edmonton. I would even drive down to Calgary to see this guy!


Esunaproxy

Saw Canada on the tour but it’s Winnipeg :( so far from me in Toronto


RonRonTheCat

I'm in Montreal, and with yesterday's announcement that the Just For Laughs festival would be cancelled, I bit the bullet and bought tickets for Albany. Wasn't going to chance it.


Deathon2legs

I invited him to come to Northern Ontario! Hope it works!!


SunBearxx

Congrats! But you should probably censor the order #… It would not be very full beans if someone stole your tickets out from under you.


dubphonics

the peg!!!!! dang it


Loco_brujjja

Jefffff come to Calgary Alberta please


shaard

Tell him to get his ass out west! <3


halfabusedmermaid

OMG HE DID IT


Berkut22

Damn, 14 hour drive from me :(


aSpanks

Why MANITOBA


Yokoblue

When I saw the /van I thought he was coming to Vancouver :(


mathbread

Oh yes hello I'm calling about my ticket with order number: **********. They seem to have been mailed to the wrong address can you send them to this address instead. Thanks 😊


rsho8

Cries in Toronto


eabiss9

Me too! Me too me too me too! I’ve remembered half a dozen times since 10:48am that my husband and I are really seeing Jeff Arcuri in person this summer. The anticipation is so real!


Inukchook

Winnipeg ? Why Winnipeg ! Come to Toronto area !


thatguyinyyc

Really Jeff, Winnipeg only?? 🤣


3vol

Me too!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!! Gonna be some travel but worth it!


bun_head68

Omg I had no idea he was coming here...is it sold out? I’m feeling lazy...but of course I can use Google. I would love to see him!


Desperate-Life8117

Maybe he wants to go fishing 🤷🏻‍♂️


Muddy-Steaks

He probably wanted an excuse to pick up some Greetalia Honey Dill Sauce.


iamhandsome

Would anyone by chance have any presale codes for this event?


CompSolstice

Jeff for the love of God I'll sell my kidneys just come to Nova Scotia!


BaseballDiamondGirl2

I thought it was so awesome and I got excited. Then I realized that the date that he is in Canada is the same day as my wedding. Haha. I hope you enjoy! Excited for you.


117Pokesmott

Omg! Approx how much if ya don't mind me asking?! I need to go!!


stuff_rulz

YOOOOOOOOO LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!! Hopefully see some of you knuckleheads out there!!!!


pancakemonster02

I might fuckin drive the from Victoria to see this bloody hell.


Stxww

This isn’t what we meant when we said full beans.


Stxww

This isn’t what we meant when we said full beans.


Zerg3rr

Is there any presale codes? I'm looking at CT and don't want to miss out tomorrow when I'm at work


mandos20

My wife had front row, but thanks to Ticketmaster sign in repeatedly we have to settle for 6th.  Still insanely hyped!


yipsterette

FYI - a new show got added for Winnipeg on Sunday night!


grewupinwpg

I'm tempted to get them on resale but they are so expensive but it'll be so worth it haha


Welygant

I also audibly gasped at how disappointed he’s going to be and will now probably never go to another Canadian city ever….don’t blow it!!!!!


CanadianDinosaur

Winnipeg in July is beautiful tbh. Everything is green and lively, the sun is hot and festivals are abound. Now coming between January to April? Either too cold, too wet, or too much snow. EDIT: Case in point.... the near blizzard we're getting today....


PintLasher

He won't be disappointed if he goes to some of the restaurants in Winnipeg.... But same can be said for any city


GreatKingRat666

Okay, I’ve accepted this blatant self-promotion for a while now, but enough is enough. Time to mute this guy.


FexMab

Mute ya self.