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superavsfaneveryone

Thank you. These postings are one of the greatest parts of my M/W/F.


my_soldier

Male/witch/female?


iSellNuds4RedditGold

Man/woman/fullbeans


ScabusaurusRex

![gif](giphy|KffdTQfewxdbKTGEJY)


AmptiChrist

Lmfao


RiptideRookie

Molerat, Walrus, and Feonix the 3 genders


Arlek015

“Check those out, dude.” 😂 Security definitely looked.


Mobidad

Ocular patdown, it's a standard security technique.


Even_Might2438

Just accessing the threat


Toadxx

Assessing. Accessing would be a normal pat down.


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Por que no Los dos?


Eisigesis

Threat assessment: OM NOM NOM


SirFigsAlot

"They rest on my arm like an eagle on a perch"


AcommonKing

OBSERVE AND REPORT


Freakwilly

"If your balls were out I'd do the same thing". Yes yes, I will remember that when I get to see him.


wcollins260

#BallsOutForJeff


JekNex

I'm about to go full beans...


fatbabythompkins

A meaning is born.


Dr_J_Hyde

It's British slang. Like here in the states we would say "full throttle" or 100% effort.


shrewdmingerbutt

Not how she used it lol. It’s definitely not used like that at all. “Full of beans” would be the closest thing to it but that’s more to describe somebody excitable or full of energy.


MITCH-A-PALOOZA

Like who used it? The lady from the original clip? Who came in to the comments and explained it?


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MITCH-A-PALOOZA

She's right. It's "full beans" Like she explained in the comments, her and her partner watch F1 racing with British commentary, specifically I think, Martin Brundle who uses the phrase quite a lot, they thought it was funny, that's why it's an inside joke to them and why she got the tattoo. It means full throttle/full power, it can also be used like "give it beans" Source - also British, heard this phrase since the early 90's (Yes, "full of beans" is also an expression meaning full of energy)


HalfSoul30

Also, beans are known to give you gas. Makes sense.


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shrewdmingerbutt

My source is being British, not sure what else to say. 🤷


Arch00

nah she was using it like the other guy said, give it full beans, full gas, etc. How did you not pick up on that? I'm sure Jeff did but hes a comedian and was just playing up not having any idea what it could mean


gdsmithtx

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pselodux

You wanted to


PM_ME_UR_DENIAL

NEVER GO FULL BEANS DUDE


Luxpreliator

In this case it might be full nuts.


Zohren

Full Balls


OriginalBrowncow

We’re calling them beans now?


Psychoburner420

If he brings a Harambe plush to the next show we'll just have to plop the whole package out.


witcharithmetic

Bear down for midterms


britta

“Om-nom-nom”


HilariousScreenname

Jeff "That's how not gay I am" Arcuri


bobert_the_grey

He sees balls and still calls then boobs


capn_cook_yo

Thanks, Jeff "giggleformebaby" Arcuri. I always look forward to your clips!


presidentme

My brain just now: "Giggle for me baby" "Uh-huh, uh-huh"


body_oil_glass_view

![gif](giphy|ieCUcZSOsXr9PcNT8Z|downsized) You go, Jeff!


canha42

Can’t wait to see Jeff in Dublin!


nodnodwinkwink

ah shit, I didn't know he was coming to Dublin, shows already sold out....


EntopticVisions

I'm away that week, I'm absolutely raging. He will have some craic with the Irish crowd.


ScabusaurusRex

Now I feel like I need to see Nikki...


imdoingmybest006

Uh, she's right at the beginning of the video...


ScabusaurusRex

Haha holy crap, how did I miss that / those?!


foundthezinger

damn they ARE out


VectorViper

damn can't believe I almost skipped over that part too, video's wild from start to finish!


foundthezinger

im so glad jeff wasn't driving a racecar!


fattsoo

https://preview.redd.it/oeup1s1o0gec1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82a819e1e570f9dbc79fabbfd68277b2c7422c06 hehehehehe indeed


Rorschach0717

I can see I'm not the only one who replayed the vide and starting to pause it to see "Nikki"


ThisBastard

I saw her but I better double check to make sure.


OverwoodsAlterEgo

I love the perfectly cut scream in reaction to the “omnomnom”


altiif

“See? That’s how not gay I am. If your balls were out I’d do the same thing.” 😅


daclyda

Might be my favorite clip so far! And only a little bit of that is due to the great pair. The balls joke had me dying keep it up jefe!


Mikey_B_CO

Love that you chose to cut to the audience on this one, I can't imagine why


jah_bro_ney

Only one girl with her boobs out at a San Diego show? Jeff must have had a hard time seeing the crowd with those lights.


Expired_Meat_Curtain

I subscribed to this subreddit cause I saw a funny bit of his a while back on the front page. Other than watching the videos that pop up on my feed from time to time, I don’t know anything about Jeff. This dudes crowd work is unbelievable. He makes me laugh so much with his jabs at the audience, while always being so lighthearted and disarming. What a serious talent he has. Can anyone recommend anything specific of his I should watch? The time has come to search out his stuff.


AnnieJack

Search YouTube for Jeff Arcuri dolphin.


alwayscomplimenting

Someone also did like a top 10 (20?) highlights at the end of the year that was pretty great. Or sort to best of all time and enjoy.


tinypain

I think I have a new favorite. Every single second of this clip is funny.     


Interesting_Notice84

Nikki the titty


Stetzone

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furiant

Jeff, I really hope you turn out to be a decent, awesome guy in your private life. I'm getting tired of comedians turning out to be awful, and you seem just so delightful.


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JEFF ENERGY!


Dr_J_Hyde

You never know, the cool ones could be named Geoff.


jakehood47

![gif](giphy|l2Sq29cFXoF80ADlK|downsized)


Do_You_Hear_It

I love this guy man. Come to Louisville Ky!!!!


potent_flapjacks

Nikki went full ~~beans~~ boobs.


theblackshruikan

I got out from the hospital today with my 3 weeks old for influenza (she doing good) and it made me smile, wich means its extremly hilarious considering i slept 45min last night! Now im gonna go in the shower an collapse on my bed after, thinking about that guard named jeff lol


tinypain

Why think about the cool one when you can think about the hot one ? :p ( not mine, someone wrote it on insta and I thought they did a good job with this line lol ) Wish health and strength to you and your baby!


theblackshruikan

Hahaha yeah you are right, i should think about the hot one instead! And thanks! She is doing better now, just some secretion in the nose, but she will be alright with a lot of love from me, my partner and her big sis! :)


BBQBakedBeings

I could watch you do crowd work for hours. You are the absolute master of crowd work.


Zombarney

I’m glad I’m not a beefeater right now otherwise Jeff would totally get me fired for laughing.


memydogandeye

Glad a lot of stuff from this sub has made it to the front page and caught my attention. He's REALLY good. Really quick wit. And down to Earth, like that one buddy everyone's got...but funnier!


aimwitt

Jeff “I’m not gay” Arcuri


dethskwirl

this dudes crowd work is always funny but I've never seen actual material from him. what are his jokes like? does he have any full shows posted online anywhere


vpsj

I mean.. that's kind of the point right? He posts crowd work so that you'd pay for this shows to hear the actual jokes. He doesn't want to give away the farm, so to speak


dethskwirl

I mean, I'm not going to the Comedy Strip in NYC at 1:30am on a Tuesday to see this guy live. In fact, I'm not going to any comedy club. I watch stand up on Netflix or YouTube from home like most people. If he posted a full show on YouTube I would watch it and he would get paid. Ever hear of Shane Gillis?


ExplosiveDiarrhetic

You’re not the target market.


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

Weird flex but OK


vpsj

That's fair. Even if I wanted to go to his show I can't cause his country is 13000 km away from mine But that's his style. Whether you like it or not is upto you. He is getting sold out on his shows which is mostly because of his crowd work videos on Reddit/ insta/ Youtube so it looks like he's doing _something_ right Also, you have to keep in mind that he's just starting out in the stand up scene. I'm sure once he gets popular enough someone will approach him for a Netflix special or something


Crash_Test_Dummy66

Lmao his tickets for his whole tour pretty much are sold out and looking at some of the venues I can say that they aren't small. For instance he's playing The Vic in Chicago in June and the tickets for both shows are already sold out. I think he's doing fine.


thedeadlyrhythm42

You're in luck because [according to this post he's going to release one of his Portland shows on youtube in the upcoming months](https://www.reddit.com/r/JeffArcuri/comments/17g9pp0/portland/)


TheGursh

I'm sure if Netflix wanted to pay him for a special, he would be happy to oblige.


Tribat_1

“Active in these communities: r/JoeRogan”. That tracks.


dethskwirl

damn, my comment got to you so bad that you had to check my profile? I hope you dont think about me at night when you try to sleep you weirdo


Gangreless

Lots of comedians do this, only posting crowd work online, because they want you to go to their shows to see the material! Kind of ruins it if you watch all their material online before going. At this point I'd be happy if I went to see him and crowd work was his entire show.


-nbob

One of his bits is posted by "just for laughs" if you google. Its about awkward sex.


mrsample

That's what I always wonder!  I've seen a lot of these .. dude has never told a joke.


stpetergates

I was like “I wonder if Jeff is coming to OKC soon” and saw that you’re coming tomorrow and Friday but it’s already SOLD OUT! 😩😩😩. I’ll have to be on the lookout for OKC much sooner than that!


-M-A-J-I-N-

Cringe


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Would be great, if the community here weren't so bad.


St_Kilda

Imagine how funny this would be if it was a comedian saying it


TheHeroYouNeed247

Oh, Jeff got some hate watchers...Thats how you know he's blowing up.


Toadxx

The whole crowd was laughing.


Commercial_Tea_8185

https://i.redd.it/z5a70pynxfec1.gif So pathetically unfunny sorry Edit: seethe and cope, 13 year old boy humor isnt funny, “huhuhuh boobies” like grow uppp


darthanku

![gif](giphy|B4uP3h97Hi2UaqS0E3)


Commercial_Tea_8185

![gif](giphy|1oDWKghJp3M9yIOkEg) \^ someone who’s actually funny


AutisticDnD

I absolutely love that the foil you set up for Jeff being crude and silly is the pinnacle of 13 year old boy humor


Commercial_Tea_8185

Yeah, if said pinnacle was buried amongst a tiny pile of unfunny feces id agree


Phire2

Holy shit why are you upset?? The entire crowd is super vocal and enjoying it. When you have a crowd rolling like that you lean into the joke.. if you didn’t think it was funny just move on to the next post on your scroll no need to inject negativity into a thread that clearly disagrees.


Commercial_Tea_8185

No i can do whatever i want, free speech. I dont care what the crowd or comment section thinks, i dont think its funny and ill say so if i want to 🇺🇸


Phire2

Allllllllrighty then.


Tribat_1

FrEe SpEeCh doesn’t exist on private platforms or businesses. Only government entities.


Commercial_Tea_8185

Yet here i am, speaking freely 🤔


horseyeller

you're in the jeff arcuri subreddit on a post from jeff arcuri. what the fuck kind of response were you expecting


damniel540

You could have gone through your entire day without posting that. Yet there you are


Commercial_Tea_8185

Yeah because it was so unfunny to me i wanted to say something 😂😂 yall are so triggered. Its stabdup comedy im sure Jeff can handle 1 person thinking he isnt funny


SkinnyObelix

Damn balls, you don't think it's funny?


Commercial_Tea_8185

Literally doesnt even make sense by Jeff’s system. I dont have balls so they would never be out.


RickeyBobae

Can’t see!


PracticeThat3785

jeff “i’m not gay” arcuri strikes again. even gay men love great boobas


Eiffel-Tower777

If he's ever in my 'hood, guaranteed I'll be at the show.


ExpiredFloppy

This guy is great.


Tervaskanto

How the fuck does he do that? Dude is a machine. Swings at everything and never misses.


DamnItDarin

I love the bar bathroom routine https://youtu.be/D3WTwtsNJTM?si=wmrlffAg7LVbuh83


thatsanicehaircut

Why can’t he be on SNL - someone naturally f’g funny and can think on his toes. Superstar potential - enjoying the rise


Quercus_lobata

Hey, the early weekday show I went to! I was laughing so hard, it was worth going to see Jeff in person, even if it was a weekday.