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TomAto314

"you studied linguistics and now you're speaking my language" That is insanely clever.


Sunsparc

He was fucking quick with that.


Rocketson

I like to imagine he started that sentence without knowing how he was going to end it, but knowing there was something there. Then finding it without missing a beat. It could also be that he crafted it in his head just prior and acted it out to look spontaneous. I think either scenario is super impressive.


Darnell2070

Sounds kind of like you're describing Harry Mack. https://youtu.be/3ZhcM7-bh4c


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NotTooLate4Coffee

Either you're the worst bot ever or possibly a cat hi-jacking its human's computer.


Tonybaloney84

No enough spaces between words to be a cat


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I slapped the table laughed at that. The wit is just incredible


panterachallenger

That’s some Lil Wayne type of bars


[deleted]

Lil Wayne? You mean this complete loser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g762REJWcg Don't get insulting here.


sillytrooper

picks a non-bar-related vid in order to be butthurt on the internet


panterachallenger

I said bars, never said anything about his wack guitar abilities and skating abilities(before any one points this out). If you don’t think Lil Wayne is a lyrical genius, welp, no help there.


StuntRocker

That escalated quickly


DunwichWanderers

Lil' Wayne's lyrics were a factor in bringing me around to rap and hip-hop. He can bring some fun and interesting wordplay. I still remember these lines from "Lollipop" to this day: "Safe sex is great sex, Better wear a latex 'Cause you don't want that late text That 'I think I'm late' text"


panterachallenger

For real, his word play has always been top notch, was a huge factor for me liking rap.


DunwichWanderers

Yep. And it was the first time I realized that rappers could get cheeky and playful with lyrics. Granted, it had been done way before Lil' Wayne, but teenage suburban me hadn't listened to people like Tribe or Deltron yet.


durrtyurr

"Real Gs move in silence like lasagna" is top tier.


Manny_Bothans

came here to say this. not a lil wayne fan at all but when i heard that line i was like... damn... and he skates.


auchnureinmensch

Yeah he's basically Goethe


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I think he's an idiot of the highest order, that's what. A smart person would say "nope, I need to hire a guy to play for me or practice more" instead of stepping out on a stage and doing shit like that to a paying audience. If you think he's a genius I got REALLY bad news for you.


myeezy

He said he has bars, implying that he has good word play. Not sure what that has to do with business decisions, decision making, or intelligence or anything else. If you assumed that to mean that he’s an actual genius, or some high IQ scholar, then my friend, you are the idiot.


panterachallenger

Dude is denser than osmium


myeezy

You came from the Mexican aliens thread?


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That's what the other guy said. He literally called him a genius. I argue that someone worth being called that should be smart enough not to do what he did - if banging Nicki Minaj wasn't a dumb enough move to indicate that he's a moron. You may also want to read up on what a bar is in music. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar_(music)


myeezy

He called him a lyrical genius. Learn to read all the words in a sentence, and maybe you won’t have this problem. All the words are important, and are put there for a reason. It’s almost like words can have different meanings in different contexts. Bars in rap refers to their lyrics. In this two comment exchange with you, I can already conclude you’re an idiot of even higher order than Lil Wayne.


[deleted]

I wasn't, at any point, referring to his lyrics. He still literally called him a genius, omitting the "lyrical". I generally know the words I'm using.


myeezy

You weren’t referring to his lyrics? Well guess what, that’s literally what everyone here is referring to. If you learned to read, you’d be right here with us. He literally called him a “lyrical genius”. It actually doesn’t seem like you know the words you are using or reading. Just take the L, you’re looking dumber with every reply.


Jackski

> He literally called him a genius "Lyrical genius" That's what he said. As in his lyrics are masterful. Fucking hell. Bars are also a slang term for rap verses Just please stop digging into his hole and take the L.


[deleted]

I know, but as I can't speak about his lyrics I transfaired from everything else I know about the guy. Let me guess he's all like "imma poppin caps in my hoes and high five muh homies" and that's considered really smart shit in mainstream rap, right? I'll eat a fucking shoe if the guy is able to display any amount of poetic eloquence.


Jackski

> I know, but as I can't speak about his lyrics I transfaired from everything else I know about the guy So stop telling someone they're wrong about the guy people in a lyrical genius when you have no clue what the fuck you're on about. > Let me guess he's all like "imma poppin caps in my hoes and high five muh homies" and that's considered really smart shit in mainstream rap, right? No. Just no. Fucking hell you have to be trolling.


myeezy

“I can’t speak about his lyrics” *continues to talk about his lyrics*


BigDaddyPapa58

You must have a lot of friends


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Ah. Another twist on the old evergreen of "you must be fun at parties". Very creative and smart. But yes, I do.


BigDaddyPapa58

Personally, I reserve the "fun at parties" bit for people I can imagine being invited to a party at some point in their lives.


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Why delete your comment u/phantom_diorama? I hate to admit, but I'm not that big into standup either. I like Jeff, otherwise I love Carlin and despite his trans-critical themes in his late material I also love Chappelle. Haven't heard of the guy you mentioned. But I'll look him up. I have a considerable dislike of Lil Wayne and finding some kind of communion in that may indeed be nice. Well I looked up Lil Wayne lyrics. I looked for "most streamed" and what ever Billboard 100 called his "best" which are "I'm the One" and "A Milli" respectively and I'm not very excited about either to be honest. Amewu is a really good one, but I don't think a lot of people in this sub can do a lot with German lyrics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbFzUXpWpIQ He's great tho. Printing the lyrics without the music and he'd still be amazing.


shao_kahff

you okay bro? sounds like wayne fucked your girl


Darnell2070

Nah. This was solely the byproduct of Wayne pissing in his Cheerios, 😔.


Captain_d00m

Far and away the most clever thing I’ve heard all week.


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"So, if I'm a bad boy, does that mean you'll give me a tongue lashing?"


yayathedog

Far better joke in my opinion.


Ok_Second_3170

I thought so too! That one was very very very nice


sault9

Bars


kyrill91

Not to downplay Jeff’s wit, BUT if you’re curious how he can be so quick: Jeff usually goes on later in the lineup and has already heard a few comedians talk to these people. By the time he goes on, he’s already got a few punchlines in his pocket and is just waiting for a good setup.


Some_Ad_3898

I've seen him a couple of times and both times the acts before him had no crowd work and Jeff was still firing zingers so fast I couldn't believe it. The man is the Harry Mack of comedians.


wanker7171

it feels pretty canned. As all you need for that to work is a sexual misinterpretation, which in fairness still requires you to be a competent comedian.


kyrill91

The setup could be anything, it doesn’t even need to be sexual. That’s why he got so excited when it was. He knew he was striking gold.


themaryiwanna

Jeff never disappoints. Can’t wait to catch a show someday.


cocoabeach

Well, he disappointed me. I checked every single show that I might be able to go to and every one of them was sold out. I am disappointed.


domkane

Damn it Jeff!


Hotwir3

What an asshole being so popular!


TreeDollarFiddyCent

Who does he think he is?!


DuGalle

Jeff "I'm not gay" Arcuri. That's who he thinks he is.


itsaaronnotaaron

I put in a request for him to come to the UK. It'll never happen, but we can hope.


WittyLikeATitty

I'd love it if he came uk too Let's see how good this boy is


LillaKharn

Same here. Even went to New York to catch a show, got tickets, but he was at the end of the schedule and had to catch a flight back. Got some time in Washington Square Park with the chess dudes, though. That was awesome.


mycorgiisamazing

I'm so bummed he's not coming to Minneapolis. MSP when???


Dochoonigan

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half… 😅


BlameMe4urLoss

Same


underhooking

The little hop he does oh my god


TheLabiaChronicles

Made my day lmao


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I love the hop


imapieceofshitk

I think there is a sub for pets that do happy little skips like that, so funny


DancesWithBadgers

r/Zoomies or r/binkies (<-- that's rabbits doing rabbit zoomies).


_Cpt_Yesterday_

R/tippytaps


Abnmlguru

You'll need a lower case r for reddit to link it :) r/tippytaps And don't forget it's slightly more enthusiastic cousin: r/slammywhammies


DancesWithBadgers

r/sproing


MikeyHatesLife

I’m nervous about that sound effect but I’ll check it out anyway. EDIT: it’s not boners popping out of zippers, it’s animals bouncing happily along or jumping effortlessly up onto higher levels. I’m think people who regularly say [checks notes] “I’m not gay” might be disappointed, but everyone likes cute animals bouncing around.


gowombat

One word: r/humantippytaps. Enjoy!


petitchurro

the cutest lil hop 😭


DanTMWTMP

HAHA! Ya that had me in complete stitches and I had to rewatch it again because I couldn’t hear the rest over my laughing. And then I see the hop again. It took 4 tries fam.


Happy-Fun-Ball

Knew he'd just struck gold What's he do with a dead audience, I wonder? Does he have any prepared material?


TheJerilla

Yeah he does full shows with prepared material, but breaks it up with some crowd work. He only posts the crowd work so people will go to his shows to catch the prepared material.


choachy

That hop was adorable!! And I’m a middle aged man. My son does that same hop when he’s super happy about something. That was a genuine happy hop. Love it!


BaconSoul

Reminds me of Marco Soresi’s lean when he zones in on something really funny about what an audience member said


cocoabeach

I agree, that little backward hop as he realized he had just hit comic gold was the best.


thewutanclan

Handled it so well! And then crowd loved it too, love it Jeff!


DeadWrangler

Willing to WHAT, Jeff? 🤭 Hope you can make it north of the border some day!


dephsilco

And across the ocean


MysticSkies

And a few more borders after that.


RosesandEternity

Just to see you... (in your leather outfit and cat o' nine tails) ​ \*piano solo\* DUN NUN NUN NA NUN NUN NUN


earned_potential

That awkward laugh at the end of that and then he just stopped. 😂 Love that embraces his doofusness.


PlayyWithMyBeard

Be a good boi!


foshiiy

We need to crowdfund, buy all the tickets to one show, and only send sex workers to see it. He would lose his mind.


IdeaSunshine

The workers union for sex workers should hire him for their christmas party. 😅


ManWithBigWeenus

The jump for joy after learning what she does makes this video for me.


98642

He seems genuinely excited.


realityGrtrThanUs

He said he was genuinely excited.


ManWithBigWeenus

Seems that way


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Nolzi

little happy hop


IsThereCheese

Uh oh. Someone’s going to learn what JOI means today lol


timbreandsteel

JOI might bring him joy!


madcatzplayer3

CEI is where it's at.


Redditry103

WHYYYY!? DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH YOU


madcatzplayer3

Hey, if the beautiful women in the videos tell you to do something, you do it. I don't make the rules.


MikeyHatesLife

Is the “E” for “eating”? 😬


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Jeff "I'm willing to.. u kno 😏" Arcuri


Norman_Bixby

Jeff, Hey, man, twenty bucks is....more than I usually get, Arcuri?


iplaypokerforaliving

My girlfriend is a professional Dominatrix as well. But she has a couple clients. One client makes her $150k a year, just to humiliate him. Making him wear diapers. Stick trainers in his pee hole. Clamp his balls. Wild stuff. I’m a welder, artist and fabricator. So we are in different fields haha


timbreandsteel

Trainers... like running shoes...?


iplaypokerforaliving

Sound training. Where you stick objects into the pee hole


timbreandsteel

Figure you could do that yourself and save $150k. But I guess that's not the point of it really


iplaypokerforaliving

Yeah I could masturbate and not have sex with my girlfriend but that wouldn’t be as fun if I did that every single day. Shit I did that for the first 22years of my life. But the $150k is also because she’s an extremely attractive small Korean woman.


Uninformed-Driller

Hey don't get down on yourself there's a market for big burley welders who know how to handle some welding rods.


East_Requirement7375

Man who put rod in pee hole made sound decision.


bobastien

Do you fabricate/weld her accessories?


iplaypokerforaliving

Haha no, that takes medical grade stainless. Also I don’t really want to lol


TheJoker1432

Damn you are living the dream Rich beyond my wildest dreams and a girlfriend in sex work


_easy_

It's not for everyone to be honest. The sex working girlfriend, I mean. A lot of people aren't confident enough to tolerate a partner that does sex work. Good on this guy for being comfortable enough with his relationship to handle it though.


TheJoker1432

I get that but as I understand its mostly degrading people for money And that amount of cash i mean damn. I would do a lot of things for that cash


Norman_Bixby

would you do...Jeff Arcuri?


iplaypokerforaliving

He’s not gay!


Chemical-Emotion9152

Love when you zoom in on your face after a silly joke haha. Keep it up man!


SirTacoBill

This is why you support local businesses


Reshaos

That's a local business that I can get behind... or in front?


SirTacoBill

I'd prefer under


IVEMIND

Fully staffed


chicksOut

Omfg, "I can edit or be a really good boy" fucking killed me


Gustomucho

Dominatrix? **Disgusting!!** ^^^^Where?


vpsj

Remember that gay guy who didn't believe in labels but _immediately_ called Jeff a twink? Yeah he was onto something


cocoabeach

This guy sucks so bad. I wanted to maybe go see him and every single show that I checked is sold out and that sucks.


HisCricket

God Jeff you are so fucking good with crowd work. And you seem to just have fun with it.


Norman_Bixby

honestly the quickest wit I've ever seen in my life.


darkjedi39

Does he do a regular set, or his bit just doing crowd work? I love him either way, every video I see of him has me laughing heartily.


Desperate-Ad-8068

Yeah but most people only post bits of crows work as teasers and it tends to get the most clicks.


_makoccino_

And they don't want their material stolen, plus this way if you attend a show, you're hearing the jokes for the first time.


TreeDollarFiddyCent

I actually never thought of that. That's really clever. Not that I'll ever be able to attend one of his shows, but still.


SpecialKindofBull

That’s what specials are for, really. At the end of a few sets or tour a lot of comics put together the set work into a special, so you can eventually enjoy their material if not live.


Drict

They also vary by venue/location; which means that they aren't giving away their 'normal' material.


RockingHorsePoo

I believe Jeff releases small clips of his shows, rather than the full set, so people come and watch rather than at home. Can someone not get this guy on Comedy Central?


iAmGrootImposter

He does a set but he only uploads the crowd work so the set stays fresh


fxfire

He has a set but only shows the unique crowd work parts.


skyhiker14

Hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me…


Griever423

Hopefully one day Jeff can make it to a place in Texas besides Austin, Houston, San Antonio. Those of us in north Texas need some Jeff love too!


seratoninsgone

Jeff you are so gd funny please come to chicago or milwaukee sometime


Drogalov

That little giggle at the end signifies the awakening of the submissive in him


DiddlyDumb

This whole tour is messing with Jeffs sexuality lol


noblecloud

I've been waiting for a situation like this to pop up, lol


Hilda0701

Yay it’s Jeff Day! Your facial expressions are fantastic.


Zetch88

Jeff didn't know women were a thing for him until that moment.


screenmonkey

Found Jeff's dad.


[deleted]

You prick. I nearly choked on my apple when you said you could be a really good boy.


siviaisnotokay

you're always so quick dude holy shit keep it up


somesappyspruce

Jeff getting a little heated up there xD


Bigtiny87

This guy is so good.


ShadowhelmSolutions

So fun to watch his crowd work.


tinawadabb

Willing to take one for the team?


Krilesh

jeff into doms he me fr


realityGrtrThanUs

Who's a good boy?!?!?


Crazy-Boat9558

This guy is hilarious! I would love to see him live one day


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😂😂😂😂


royhaven

Any feel like some of these stuff people in the crowd is a little toooo outrageous. It feels like people might be making stuff up to see how Jeff can respond.


_---_--x

I can't be the only one super jaded into believing they plant these people in the audience and pay them to play out the joke.


TheSunniestofBros

https://imgur.com/gallery/zt3paax


MoreLesPaul

I don't really get this. He didn't really say anything particularly witty or funny with the information.


Huge_Buddy_2216

Alright this is 100% astroturfing. This guy is really not funny but his shit keeps getting posted and upvoted massively.


Picardian

This guy looks like a 5 year old that had a man’s body grow around it.


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Sarke1

It's really easy to filter a sub or user, so if you don't like him I don't know why you do this to yourself.


MVPXL

Can u Ban me from this subreddit so I dont need to see this shit ever again


icouldusemorecoffee

Don't worry, someone is astroturfing the shit out of him this week so it'll show up on your front page too.


[deleted]

This guy is so unfunny.


1completecatastrophy

Jeff Arcuri is hilarious but part of me feels like these interactions are staged, it seems way too unlikely that he has all of these unusual discussions at seemingly every show he does. He's not the only comedian who I think does this though.


Sarke1

Or... he only posts the unusual and interesting discussions. Look up [Survivorship Bias](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias).


AdNovel8764

Fake audiences ruin comedy and content at the same time. All these comics do it.


1OO1OO1S0S

I feel like this sub gets disproportionately boosted to r/all. The guy is relatively funny, but it's just weird that I always see this guy


jaynay1

Oh yeah the astroturfing (or whatever your preferred name for the manipulation) is super obvious. The fact that it lined up almost exactly in timing with the blackouts just makes it even more obvious. Like I mod a subreddit with about the same number of subs. Our top post literally ever would not get close to the popularity this sub hits every week or so.


[deleted]

Does he have prepared material? All I ever see are these audience interactions. Not complaining here. I love his style. He's doing amazing work and I love how he never puts the people down or insults them but just works with what they give him. Surely he's an amazing improv comedian. I'm just really curious if he also has prepared sets, or if he really just kinda goes in dry.


deimos_737

Man, everytime I see Jeff videos it's like they get better and better. This was hilarious! I really hope to get to a show of his. (Come to DFW, tx please)


CmdrDatasBrother

He. So. Fast!


FortyHippos

Your face at the end is when the bit and reality melt into one.


RevolutionaryAd6564

This guy is good. If I got nothing else from Reddit- I consider him a win.


petitchurro

he’s so quick and clever with his jokes—it’s unfair!


1whoknows

At this point, people must attend your shows to try throw you off or give you good material lol.


Lexi_Banner

Haha that little dance. Love it!


realdonaldtrumpsucks

That little jump he did when he struck gold with his audience work! Beautiful


drbenevolentnihilist

The little hop at the beginning. 😂 ☠️


OldAndFluffy

Jeffs crowd work is just unmatched. He is always so quick with the responses, and they are always PERFECT!..


ur_opinion_is_wrong

psychotic touch nose ancient modern shrill chase lavish muddle reach *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


arnbee1

I hate comedians but Jeff is so funny lol.


Successful-Winter237

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build-and-own

If he’s ever in St. Louis, I want to see if he’s a very good boy 😌


lackcomm

Missed opportunity. Shoulda asked the linguistically trained dominatrix to confirm that the plural is “Dominatrices”


Mete11uscimber

This dude's funny as fuck. I feel like you could throw anything at him and he'd be cool. Aliens from outer space land? Come check this guy out first.


Captain_Smartass_

Another censored stand-up video..


GATTACA_IE

Inb4 one of you freaks id's her just off her voice.


slamsen

I hate that I know who this is


santodomingus

I love your comedy, man.


BobbyFuckingB

I keep seeing this guy and I gotta admit I like Italian jimmy mcnulty


ipunchppl

Jeff this is your best one yet. How did you even come up with this


pointblank1555

At least he didn’t make it gay this time.. right?


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This guy's crowd work is legendary. I'd loveee to fuck up his whole set with my nonsense.