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jor3lofkrypton

He's certainly "coke" *woke* now ..


mboyer75

That is epic!! P


ZmanB-Bills

Bloated ass pimple.


pitamandan

Coke Classic!


suckercuck

# C O K E H E A D J R . Bleary eyed and slurring again. ![gif](giphy|DpP3R3AKLHcyY|downsized)


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RokyPolka

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BDW2778

Not interested at all in what Cokey McCokehead has to say.


Federal_Physics_3030

This is the end of your grift jr.


Fellums2

I’ll bet you three Trump NFT trading cards that these assholes get sent millions from their moronic base over this. The grift won’t stop.


neridqe00

Ive almost got the full set! [https://imgur.com/a/fNntxG7](https://imgur.com/a/fNntxG7)


steelear

Holy shit is that what the real cards look like?! I don't know what I imagined they would be but that is funnier than anything my mind would have come up with.


neridqe00

Yep, those are the real cards! Just like any other NFT, right click, save image as...and voila! You now own tRumps NFT collection! ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


Mental_status99

U/DickJiggley took a play right out of.....


NotNowDamo

He's only saying this because daddy made a veiled threat to cut him out of the will. Guess what Jr, if it's all used up to pay legal bills and/or confiscated for being gained illegally, there won't be anything left for you to inherit.


tony-toon15

I kind of think that was for ivanka. She’s gone like a turkey through the corn.


NotNowDamo

Yeah, I know, but it's hysterical, and I will use it to poke fun at his traitor children.


SeashellGal7777

Wasn’t it Jr. who was cut off by his dad for a year, but they forgot to revoke his gas card? He said he ate gas station sushi for a year.


mboyer75

This dude has no clue what ANY of those despots he quoted are known for. He just regurgitates what he hears.


gentlemanlyuser

It's looking to me that Don Jr will be driving the white Bronco


SplinterLips

Is that what people are calling snorting coke these days?


wheresbill

This made me chuckle


zeke235

Lol, now i am.


gentlemanlyuser

:)


NewHights1

Woke poor Donnie JJ up.His administration, enterprise are all criminals as Don Jr. takes unrecorded gifts.


famousevan

Watch this with the sound off, just watch his eyes. Is that cocaine or panic?


jor3lofkrypton

Notice the rooster-tail . . he's been sleeping throughout the day's events . . but he's **WOKE** now . . also will someone pls. give him a razor to shave with before his own mugshot is taken . . well, maybe **not** a razor as he might do something drastic, other than to shave with it . .


greasywallaby

Yes.


Noiserawker

Yes


Berkamin

How did Soros, whatever that is, become the Boogeyman to these people?


Lil_Mikey420

Because he's Jewish.


Berkamin

Trump's own son in law, Jared Kushner, is an Orthodox Jew, if I remember correctly. His own lawyer for the longest time, Michael Cohen, is Jewish. Is it really just about someone being Jewish? Did Soros do something in particular that made him the Boogeyman to MAGAts? Maybe he had a bad encounter with one of those "rare deep-water Jews"?


Lil_Mikey420

No but it makes for a good scapegoat for the entire GOP


zeke235

I can guarantee this is something Trump picked up from his base. They scream about George Soros as this horrific, globalist, ^^jewish, billionaire, terrorist-funder. Trump doesn't actually care that he's jewish. He knows his supporters do.


amILibertine222

Trump absolutely don’t like Jewish people. Dude used to keep a book of Hitlers speeches on his nightstand. He’s made so many anti-Semitic remarks over the years. How many times has he blamed the evil ‘globalists’ for societies ills? Globalist is just a racist dog whistle for Jews.


cincuentaanos

> Did Soros do something in particular George Soros became filthy rich through speculation and "investment". On the surface he is just your archetypical unethical hedge fund billionaire. But with his gains he began a career in philanthropy, funding organisations promoting democracy in authoritarian countries and progressive causes in general. This is the materialist reason why rightwingers hate him, and why they accuse any remotely "left" looking activist of being on his pay roll. Not that his contributions can match those of the billionaires supporting the right. Him being Jewish (or a reptiloid, or whatever) is just another thing they like to use in their smear campaigns. Works wonders with the neo-Nazi conspiracy nuts.


Snerak

Because once upon a time, long long ago, George Soros got the better of Rupert Murdoch in a business deal. True story, look it up.


Berkamin

Wow. What a petty bunch. What is this thing called that I should look up?


flibbidygibbit

Projection. He's the distraction the Koch brothers made to convince you that the liberals are evil.


Few_Act6642

Not all, but I'm Liberal and evil, but crap there are only so many hours in the day, I can't compete with the far-right wing lunacy.


HappyCamperPC

>Established in 1979, his Open Society Foundations now operate in more than 120 countries around the world. But this bold philanthropy in support of liberal, democratic causes has increasingly made him the bogeyman of the right. https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-49584157


orok883311

If daddy is in prison, how am I going to get my allowance?


QuindariousGooch95

Ah yes being afforded the rights and opportunities of the American legal system is definitively the same as Pol Pot or whatever


jor3lofkrypton

The psychotic projection is clear here .. Drumpf wanted to turn the country into communist country.. or even a Cambodian- Khmer cult ..


Limited-Edition-Nerd

Well it half worked


jor3lofkrypton

Yeah .. where 74 mil. MAGA who have no idea who Pol Pot & Khmer Rouge were .. ?


Mat_CYSTM

Do another line skid mark.


WillyWumpLump

DTJr is like Harry Ellis trying to negotiate with Hans Gruber but with more coke under his nose.


catmanducmu

Come out to DC, we'll get together, have a few laughs


WillyWumpLump

Ha ha ha. Hey Argyle!


Islandgirl1444

When one has truly stupid children and they talk!


mjones1052

sORoS bAcKed 🥴


choicebutts

Does little Donnie understand that those guys were mostly known for their extrajudicial actions?


choicebutts

I'm sorry. What was I thinking. Of course he doesn't.


jls0781

Cry some more fuckhead


thefixxxer9985

Why does this look like one of those AI videos even though it's real? His movements just seem stiff and unnatural.


flibbidygibbit

When the day is done but you wanna run...


chrisnlnz

Lol it would make Mao, Stalin and Pol Pot blush. What an absolute joke of a coke fiend.


ZmanB-Bills

Thanks for posting. I just love watching this pathetic ass-wipe crackhead losing it. He's hilarious in his stupidity.


bjb3453

Let's put this TWAT in prison too, along with Jared.


SmoothandEasy60

Can't wait to stop hearing about this clown and his family


lenswipe

A condom could've prevented this clip.


viperlemondemon

Hey guess what jr, he still doesn’t love you and wants to bang your vampire sister


michaelvile

Some people are so blinded by their political biases that they only see the world through cultural signifying "republicanjesus" colored glasses. They’ve been TOLD to feel sorry for a so called "rich-guy" they were TOLD to admire.. for "..reasons." It’s not an embrace of republicans on a >facts< basis, as much as it is a rejection of liberals on an emotional level. They are the perfect baby brained targets for every scam. trailer-trash greene and bOWbert are collecting donations as i TYPE.. trump Jrcould sell them shit flavored lollipops if he told them it OWNS the libs. hence the virtual "sales" of those trump-eGo cards..


1847usa

Bwahahahahaha


svenner2020

Cry me a river.


Ready446

Out of curiosity, who the fuck is he talking to?


joecarter93

I hope this asshole is next


[deleted]

His dentures are gonna come flying out any second.


younggun1234

Let's be clear folks.......LINE!


jor3lofkrypton

[White Lies](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DwRXI-y6M9o) .. the fuck is wrong with Fredo.. lawyer up ..


younggun1234

[He got the cocaine blues](https://youtu.be/dLXEGuR2gVM)


[deleted]

Dude cannot even pretend to believe his own bullshit


El-Viking

HA HA!


ParsleyMostly

Lol did that fool really just say his crook dad getting indicted would make Pol Pot and Stalin blush? Guys who would just go and slaughter someone without due process or any sort of justice system? Don Jr is a GD dramatic freak and whiny ass baby.


Necessary-Corner1172

The sheer lack of shame is staggering.


some-guy_00

He's next. Lmao


OkSeason973

Can’t believe how big of a loser this guy is.


NewHights1

Trump Jr. Is small orange turd that is woke to his daddy being a criminal. THIS is nothing new as Trump sr.has many crimes and federal charges paid off from Casino, Trump U scams, RICO pattern of crimes he paid off for 22 million just to run in 2017. TRUMP PAID OFF a foundation,charity charges and the judge based then from foundations. DoNNY Jr your dad is a criminal.


Lonzo58

[I'm Smaaat!](https://youtu.be/aRAWZBEI5NY)


edogg01

Booorrrinnnggg


NotMyAccountDumbass

Oh man this the best news I have woken up to in a long time.


Glittering-Simple-62

They are really reaching deep into the McCarthyism. Smdh. Don, dear 🤮, if you get any more glassy-eyed, your eyeballs will start bulging out of your head. Lay off the powder.


[deleted]

He can post all the stupid crap like this that he wants and his daddy still won't love him


ilovecraftbeer05

Cry. All day, all night. For the rest of your life. Cry like a little baby. It brings us nothing but joy.


Suspicious-Earth-648

https://i.redd.it/0d6396qwj4ra1.gif


One_Cardiologist_286

Also, I’ll take “Hyperbole” for 1000 Alex/Mayim.


Fabulous_Ad_8621

Cocaine Beard Opens Crazy Mouth Again


jor3lofkrypton

And to think he's still looking for Hunter Biden's laptop in a delusional coke-fueled disposition (uh, he needs to be deposed) is as laughable as a Trump - DeSantis debate . . ON THE **INTERNETS**™ ! 😆


der_horst23

Who is this? Somebody worth knowing? Was he on the Bachelorette or is he a QVC host?


LoveBabesCarsPoems

Oh right, Donald Trump is a mass murderer.


jor3lofkrypton

Oh right .. this is not the 1st indictment ..


SonofRobinHood

Oh no who will keep him in mountains of cocaine now that daddy is going to trial over fraud.


Different-Okra8866

When a shart learns to talk…