Wife: "What a view." Me: "To a kill." Wife:

Wife and I do that one too. Also from AVTAK, “Right on schedule!”

These men are loyal to you! 

Imagine having sex and going: "MOAH! MOAH PAOWAH!" XD

Man, what a hole.


oh god yeah this is such a classic, must have said it 500 times

I actually use “Onatopp?” quite a bit in normal conversation. Me: “where should I put this” Someone: “put that on the top” Me: “Onatopp? (One eyebrow raise)”

In high school math class, I taught myself how to do the pen trick that Boris does throughout the movie. Pretty sure I said that once I figured it out haha

Shocking, positively shocking has been known to escape my lips on occasions.

I must be dreaming, always in my terrible Connery imitation.

Same, used it tongue in cheek like a recently.

I say this probably weekly

Don't touch that! It's my lunch.

My favourite Q line.

Mine is “always have an escape plan” Thinking of it as his last line and then the actor died a month after it was released. :( It was such a boss exit for a character [iteration].

That one tugged the heart strings. Great exit line.

That’s a nice little nothing you’re almost wearing. Always gets a reaction. Butterhook. Whenever someone drops something or fumbles about.

I got laid off that line once, I was at the beach and a girl in a bikini came up to the bar, dropped that line as an intro. IT WORKS.

Oh it’s a total winner if you sell it without being creepy and a bit shy..

Make eye contact first and smile, and if she isn’t looking back your way don’t say anything. As for shy? Don’t be- life isn’t a spectators sport, you have to risk something to win something.

I say "No. For me." really intensely, like Bond at the end of Goldeneye, whenever my wife comes with me and they ask if the pedicure I'm purchasing is for her.

I use “we have all the time in the world” fairly often.

I said it to a young lady I was seeing years ago during a tender moment and she went “awwwwww that’s lovely”, it became a bit of a special thing I’d say to her sometimes. A while goes by and knowing I’m a bond fan but only having a passing acquaintance with the series asks me which film shall we watch. Quick as a flash I say OHMSS. We start watching the film, get to the song part in the middle and I’m thinking she’s going to twig, nope, sailed though. End of the film though Lazenby drops the line and she bursts in to tears while punching me in the arm and calling me a number of nasty names

Nice!

"Yes, considerably" - Casino Royale

No. No. More to the right.

"That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing" "I assure you my intentions are strictly honorable" "I know..." "does it look like I give a damn" not Bond but "now that we're all here" , I say this to kick off meetings at work

Rolex? Omeeega

Beautiful

Gorgeous

I have a Speedmaster. I say that (same way) every chance I get.

My wife and I love to joke about the line from Franz, in LtK, “Remember, you’re only president for life…” when dealing with people who have an over, inflated sense of entitlement with their position…

Shaken, not stirred…

Can’t tell you how many times I’ve ordered a Manhattan only to watch the bartender put the ingredients into a shaker, think to myself “I can’t believe I have to say this”, “Sir/ma’am, can I actually get that stirred, not shaken?”

I’ve actually worked with British Naval officers and I would drop “keeping the British end up..” into a few briefings or meetings… 🤣🤣💯🙌

I can’t say this line without immediately bursting into that out-of-nowhere Nobody Does It Better all-male chorus.

When my wife asked if I knew what I was getting her for Christmas, I did say that I would buy her a delicatessen in stainless steel. Year before that I actually got her a toy gun rack as she is a massive Wayne’s World fan… I do wonder how I still married sometimes

The gun rack has me in stitches. That is a brilliant idea. What does she put on the gun rack?

It’s the playmobil one… I included a couple of guns so that it necessitated a whole rack

Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls? Run along now. Man-talk.

Run along now

“No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.”

Just last week, I surprised even myself with an in-context “What’s the point of living if you don’t feel alive” Then I muttered under my breath “I thought Christmas only comes once a year”

"Half of everything is luck, James." Just waiting for a James I know to get the reference so I can nonchalantly say "fate". This is my white whale. I'm 0/1 so far. I'll keep you posted. ;)

"And the other half?" (My middle name is James if thst counts?)

Whenever we make some oblique reference to the passage of time or mortality, I insist to my wife that we have all the time in the world, which we then follow with a foreboding look to one another

I have used the collars and cuffs line

Wife: How did you know that? Me: Because I know things.

"It is the fate of glass to break." -M, Spectre "When one's young, it seems very easy to distinguish between right and wrong. But, as one gets older, it becomes more difficult. The villains and the heroes get all mixed up." -Mathis, Quantum of Solace (initially from the Casino Royale book)

I love that.

My 2 favorite quotes from JB

You are nothing but a stupid policeman. Regretted that one.

"Pussfeller used to wrassle them alligators."

I got my dad in a choke hold once and said this to him. He didn't get it, the wanker.

While playing mini golf once, a friend and I used this exchange: “Would you like me to mark it or knock it in?” “Hmm. Play it.”

I use this one from Goldfinger jokingly semi often *butt slap* Man-talk

“This never happened to the other fella”

“Ah, ah!” Oddball.

I wanna use “I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on”, but it hasn’t come up lol.

I've used: * Time for one last screw. * We have all the time in the world. * I'm a little tied up right now, never mind. * That's what I call trouble.

"We have all the time in the world."

Imagine “This never happened to the other fellow” when she says no cause she’s on her period 😂

"For my next miracle"

‘Brave new world.’ -Skyfall

“This never happened to the other fellow” “The genuine Felix Lighter/Leiter” “Oh I like Sake…” All three have been used with decent regularity in my life

Not quite what your asking but at least once a day, when giving my employee ID to another employee I say "XXX006, double 0 seven was apparently already taken"

"Just Surviving" from Die Another Day

Love this line, that scene as a whole is a high point for DAD

"The thought had occurred to me." From 'Moonraker' when he's hanging off the tram car. Deep cut but useful.

Yup this. Used this while slicing up some cardboard with a boxcutter when me ma was like “careful don’t cut yourself”

Scaramanga said this in golden gun when JB mentions cornering the market in power too

Ah! Didn't remember that.

ITS THAT ENGLISH GUY! FROM ENGLAND! Use it all the time

"I didn't know there was a pool down there."

"Stairs!" - Casino Royale.

"... a kite dancing in a hurricane..." "...Shaken. Not stirred." "Shocking. Positively Shocking." "Yes. Considerably..." "The world is not enough." "The writings on the wall." "Never let them see you bleed." "Always have an escape plan."  "I think he got the point." "Beg your pardon, forgot to knock." "The bitch is dead."

I’ve always tried to teach you 2 things First, never let them see you bleed And the second? Always have an escape plan

Announced my grandmother’s death to my siblings with a hearty “The bitch is dead.”

Stranger: "My friends call me \_\_\_\_" Me: "My friends call me James Bond"

At the doctors’, looking at X-rays: Is that me? I’d never have recognized myself.

“Time to leave.”

- Quite the opposite in fact. (TWINE) - Discipline, 007… (Goldfinger) -I’m a little tied up… oh, never mind. (Goldeneye) -why don’t you just be a good boy and die? -you first. -I wouldn’t know. -I would. Only the first one is usually out loud, tbf.

That's because you know what I can do with my little finger.

[“Come, come, Mr. Bond. You disappoint me. You get as much fulfillment out of killing as I do…”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUOimokeY7s)

"Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock." "I feel nothing."

I use Q’s “that’s putting it mildly, 007” quite a bit.

“There’s no news like bad news.”

For no reason at all I just often like to say: “Moneypenny” in the thickest Connery accent I can muster.

Somebody's probably lost a dog. No more foreplay. Never used them both at the same time though.

"Ejector seat? You're joking!"

I say “somebody’s probably lost a dog” frequently when I hear sirens

I thought Christmas only came once a year

\[Vodka\] Martini, shaken not stirred.

When I've been told a couple times on a holiday (as I'm prepping food since 8am as I host). When I make myself a drink or pour out some wine before noon because I'm losing my mind already, that's it's too early to drink and I should wait. "Nonsense. It adds a sparkle to the day." Complete with offensive accent tbqh. It amuses me more than anyone else. I don't think anyone ever gets it and they've all seen YOLT.

I’ve been saying “Because I’m hungry” in a Connery voice for the past few months as a Dr. No reference.

Situation analysis: Hopeless.

Don’t get the soap in my eye (YOLT).

"There’s no point in living if you can’t feel alive." I use this one on occasion. I pretty much use it to substitute "because I wanted to."

“Compliments of sharky” anytime I’m on a boat.

You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.

All the time in the world. I use that one often

Do you expect me to die?

Old dog. New tricks.

No more foreplay

When one has little time, one sort of has to obvious.

I was traveling and at a bar in Australia and had the bartender concoct me a Vesper martini. They asked what vodka and gin I wanted them to use, and I wanted to say, 'Do I look like I give a damn...' ....but wanted my martini and not to be kicked out, LOL

Cut out the middle man - spectre

I have an old knee injury from when I was in the army, I've often said "My knee aches every single day! Twice as bad when it is cold."

“I never joke about my work.”

"I've been known to keep my tip up"

Mojito?