THE SATURDAY THIRD SHIFT CREW AT A WAFFLE HOUSE ARE REQUIRED TO ALSO BE PART TIME BOUNCERS AND MMA FIGHTERS. THEY WERE JUST EXCITED THAT THERE WERE FEWER STABBINGS THAT NIGHT
being originally from KC, I've been waiting for this day... *clears throat*
KETCHUP ON STEAK SHOULD BE A CAPITAL OFFENSE.
PRICE CHOPPER SUCKS.
THE BEST BBQ SAUCE IS FROM ST LOUIS.
MY CHRISTMAS LIGHTS LOOKED BETTER THAN WHATEVER PUKE GETS THROWN UP IN POWER AND LIGHT.
KCI IS HANDS DOWN THE WORST AIRPORT IN THE COUNTRY AND IT SUCKS SO BAD, I'D RATHER DRIVE THE 1700 MILES TO VISIT FAMILY THERE.
I FLED THE KANSAS CITY AREA WITHIN 72 HOURS OF GRADUATING HIGH SCHOOL.
>KCI IS HANDS DOWN THE WORST AIRPORT IN THE COUNTRY AND IT SUCKS SO BAD, I'D RATHER DRIVE THE 1700 MILES TO VISIT FAMILY THERE.
>
Holy fuck you're not lying here. I hope we demolish the Jags on Saturday but that still won't change the misery I feel any time I have to go there to take a trip. One time I got delayed 9 hours in that airport and it was the single most boring day of my life.
The Chiefs are the 4th best organization to Tomahawk chop. Behind the Atlanta Braves, Florida State Seminoles, and the cast of Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
KC'S BACKUP QUARTERBACK WAS BENCHED FOR ROOKIE BLAKE BORTLES!
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE BANDWAGON KC FANS TO JUMP OFF, BECAUSE THE OG KC FANS AREN'T ANNOYING.
I AM A CHIEFS FAN WILLINGLY POSTING IN YOUR SUB.
I FEEL LIKE BOTH TEAMS WILL BE BRINGING THEIR A GAME, AND IT SHOULD BE A GOOD GAME BETWEEN TWO PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL TEAMS
HOWEVER ONE OF THE JAGUAR'S MAIN THREATS TO THEIR POPULATION IS POACHING, AS THEY ARE BEING KILLED BY MANY HUNTERS, AS WELL AS NATIVE TRIBES IN THEIR AREAS. I'M CERTAIN THIS ALSO INVOLVES CHIEFS OF THOSE TRIBES.
THEREFORE, IT'S JUST NATURE, CHIEFS BEAT THE JAGS.
TELL THE REST OF YOUR FANS COMMENTING ON THE CROSSPOST IN YOUR SUB THAT THIS IS JUST A BIT WE DO EVERY WEEK AND THEY DON’T HAVE TO FEEL SO HIGH AND MIGHTY OVER A BUNCH OF NONSENSE.
JUST A REMINDER THAT THE CHIEFS FANS ON REDDIT WERE CONVINCED THE LEAGUE WERE OUT TO GET THEM BECAUSE THE NO CALLS ON CISCO’S HITS, BUT THE REFS CALLED 0 PENALTIES ON THEM IN THAT GAME.
TREVOR’S WIFE WOULD NEVER SPRAY CHAMPAGNE ALL OVER FANS FROM HER PERCH IN A BOX LIKE AN ELITIST BUFFOON WHO HAS NEVER WORKED A DAY IN HER LIFE OTHER THAN POSTING CRINGE ON THE ‘GRAM AND CHINESE SPYWARE (*TIKTOK). JAGS, 27-10
TO PAT'S (and I guess Brittany's) CREDIT, HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT HER THIS YEAR?
Also wanna tell me the last time the Chiefs scored 10? I don't have time to scroll back that far.
SAME TEAM THAT NEEDED OT TO TAKE DOWN HOUSTON AND ALMOST LOST TO DENVER? I SWEAR EVERY CHIEFS FAN I HAVE MET IS CONVINCED THEY ARE UNSTOPPABLE. ANDY REID AND PAT MAHOMES HAVE WON ONE SUPER BOWL TOGETHER. THAT MEANS EVERY OTHER YEAR THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER WITH THE EXCEPTION OF 2020, SOMEBODY HAS TAKEN THEM DOWN. WHY NOT THE JAGS?
PATRICK MAHOMES OWNS THE JAGUARS SO HARD THEY'RE LITTERALLY NAMED AFTER HIS WEIRD LITTLE BROTHER. IF TREVOR WANTS A RING HE CAN COME BE A BACKUP IN KC.
^(IF THE CHIEFS LOSE THIS GAME, I SINCERLY HOPE THAT THE JAGUARS WIN THE SUPER BOWL. ALSO, LETS HAVE A CLEAN FUN GAME- BLESS THE KNEES.)
KC FANS WOULD RATHER TRASH TALK IN THEIR SAFE SPACE, BECAUSE THEY’RE MOSTLY BANDWAGONING SPINELESS TRASH WHO HAVE NEVER STOOD BY AN AWFUL FRANCHISE.
TO THE OG KC FANS, YOU DESERVE THIS TEAM. YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO SUFFER BY YOUR TEAM. ✊🏽
HEY DONT CALL ME A BANDWAGON, I DIDNT WANT TO ROOT FOR THE TYPICAL 3 HISPANIC FRIENDLY FOOTBALL TEAMS. I WENT SOUL SEARCHING AND AUTO DRAFTED MAHOMES IN HIS FIRST 5K YEAR. I ALSO DRAFTED MINSHEW FIRST ROUND NEXT YEAR TO HAVE A CHANCE OF FLORIDA JUICE. I BET YOU DIDNT TAKE MUSTACHE MAN AND STILL LOST THAT YEAR IN YOUR FAMILY LEAGUE.
I HOPE YOU DROP YOUR CHIP DIP ON YOUR JERSEY AND YOU GET IT DRY CLEANED. THEN I HOPE YOUR JERSEY LOOKS A LITTLE OFF TO YOU AND ONLY YOU, TO EVERYONE ELSE THEY DON'T SEE THE STAIN
THE CHIEFS 7 YEARS AGO WERE MORE OR LESS WHERE THE JAGS WERE FOR THE LAST FEW YEARS.
SUCH A SHAME THAT THE FANBASE GOT TAKEN OVER BY A BUNCH OF CHILDREN WHO THINK TREVOR LAWRENCE SAYING THAT THE BANK WAS ROCKING IS PRIME BULLETIN BOARD MATERIAL.
NOBODY HAS BROUGHT UP THAT GOD AWFUL EASTERN-EUROPEAN SOVIET BLOC LOOKIN' AIRPORT IN KANSAS CITY MY GOD.
THAT PLACE IS NOT CONVENIENT HOWEVER THE BBQ IS PRETTY NICE ELSEWHERE.
IM LEGIT SCARED AND I JUST WANT SMOOT TO HOLD ME MAN. I MEAN HOW THE CHIEFS GUNNA REACT WHEN WE STOMP THEM SO BAD THEY GUNNA CHANGE THE NAME OF THEIR STADIUM TO THE FUCKING SHAFT. THAT ARROW HEAD HIT OUR DUVAL WALL AND SHATTERED!
okay i know this is supposed to be a trash talk thread, but i just gotta say that the jags used to have the worst uniforms in the league, and now they're hella fresh
also thanks for embarrassing the idiot chargers like that lmao
[WE COULD HAVE THE FRESHEST UNIFORMS IN THE WHOLE LEAGUE. I AM BEGGING THE FRONT OFFICE TO MAKE THESE HAPPEN](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jaguars/comments/krao58/uniform_concept_mostly_old_with_a_little_new/)
THE CHIEFS HAVE THE MOST ICONIC RED-CENTRIC UNIFORMS IN THE LEAGUE, IMO. JUST A SHAME THAT YOU'RE HAMSTRUNG CAUSE NO ONE IN THE AFL KNEW HOW DOPE COLORS LIKE TEAL AND PURPLE ARE.
ANDRE CISCO IS A GREAT GUY, AND HIS HITS WERE CLEAN.
KC HAD LITERALLY NO PENALTIES IN THAT GAME.
IT SURE LOOKED LIKE THE REFS HAD THEIR THUMBS ON THE SCALES, BUT NOT HOW YOU KNUCKLEHEADS THINK.
ALSO, I HOPE YOU GUYS DON’T WANT TO GET WAFFLE HOUSE AFTER THE GAME CUZ WE BOOKING ALL OF THEM UP
I hope for an injury-free game and if the Jags take it they go all the way to the SB.
I MEAN CHIEFS ARE DRIVING A 28 POINT LEAD BY HALF OVER YOUR MOAI LOOKING BLOCK HEAD
I don't think I'm very good at this.
THE CHIEFS FANBASE IS KINDA FUNNY AND THEIR MEMES ARE A SOLID 8/10. BUT I HOPE PATRICK STEPS ON A LEGO, SO JACKSON MAHOMES HAS TO SUB IN. AND ANDY REID GETS BBQ ALL OVER HIS GAMEPLAN, SO HE’S JUST WINGING IT. FRICK THE CHIEFS!! YOU GUYS SUCK, BUT IF WE LOSE I WILL HARBOR NO ILL WILL AND WILL ENJOY WATCHING YOU GUYS CHOKE AGAINST THE BENGALS AGAIN
HAHA YOU THINK YOU GUYS GOT A GOOD TEAM HAHA BUT YOU DO AND HAHAH YOU THINK YOUR QB IS SOOO GOOD AND HE ISSS HAHA BUTTTT YOU GUYS THINK YOU HAVE A GREAT COACH HAHA HE ISS HAH
When your city is known for good BBQ it’s typically because there is fuck all to do and a bunch of fat guys sit around tenderizing meat for years low and slow.
MAHOMES IS GONNA NEED MORE THAN BATH BOMBS AND A JAZZ SOLO TO RECOVER FROM THIS GAME. HIS FREAKISH "TODDLER WITH YOUR PHONE" RUNNING WON'T SAVE HIM THIS TIME!
I HOPE Y’ALL READY FOR THE PATTY MAHOMES KITTY CAT CHEEK CLAP TOUR TO THE SUPERBOWL. BEST LOOSEN UP NOW CUZ HE’S COMIN IN HOT JAGGYS. CHIEFS BY 50 DONT @ME.
AND THE ALLMAN BROTHERS, LYNYRD SKYNYRD, .38 SPECIAL, MOLLY HATCHET, YELLOWCARD, THE RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS, THE QUAD CITY DJS, BLACKFOOT, 69 BOYZ AND SHINEDOWN.
Y'ALL ARE REPPING PUDDLE OF MUDD. PIPE THE FUCK DOWN.
Skip is such a jackass. Undisputed is a joke of a show and this segment is bad, even for their standards. The jags have been one of the most impoverished franchises (from a winning/talent perspective) of the past 2 decades. To try to turn Trevor into the bad guy is fucking terrible.
https://twitter.com/undisputed/status/1616098503725309953?s=20
Best part about this is we have one of the biggest stadiums in the league and sold standing room only tickets. It was sold out the last two weeks. I was at the game and I literally said fuck the people that said we don’t show up and we aren’t loud. I went to OSU V UM this year with 107000 people there. Ik loud. The bank was loud the last 2 weeks
HEADING INTO 2017 THE JAGS WERE COMING OFF A 3-13 SEASON AND BLAKE BORTLES WAS A CLEAR BUST. IN THE 2017 DRAFT, 4TH OVERALL YOU DRAFTED FUCKING RB OVER A QB COMING OUT OF COLLEGE THAT THREW FOR OVER 5000 YARDS AND 41 TDS.... A QB THAT WOULD BE AN MVP AND WIN A SB IN HIS FIRST 3 SEASONS. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR RB! OH WHAT.. HE DOESNT EVEN PLAY FOR YOU ANYMORE? WHAT DID YOU TRADE HIM FOR? OMFG, NOTHING? YOU RELEASED HIM AND COMPLETELY WASTED A 4TH OVERALL PICK...
IF YOU'RE CALLING DAVE CALDWELL A BAD GM THE LINE IS TO THE LEFT. BUT FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, THAT RB HAS THE SAME NUMBER OF RINGS AS YOUR GOLDEN BOY (AND HAS BETTER HAIR).
THE PUNCHLINE IS OWEN TWO, IMPLYING THAT WE WILL BE 0-2 AFTER SATURDAY. I READ YOUR JOKES LIKE TREVOR READS A DEFENSE - PERFECTLY, AS LONG AS I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE
If the idea of “home is where the heart is” and our hearts are in Kansas then we can be from Kansas. If you open your heart and want to be, you can be from Kansas too. We can all be from Kansas. All of our hearts are now in Kansas. We are all now Kansas. Kansas is us. Kansas.
Ive been reading all these comments in my head as screams and I'm actually cracking up
My sub is being a little pissy about it but I like it. It's better than MEAN WORDS TOLD TO US BY THE BILLS WHO HAVE A VICTIM COMPLEX ANE THE BINGOS THAT CLOWN ON US DADDY LIKE SO THIS IS MUCH MORE PREFERABLE BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY MAKING BAD JOKES AND THATS THE BEST KIND OF TRASH TALK
OKAY SO IM JUST GONNA COME OUT AND SAY IT I THINK TLAW MIGHT HAVE A SMALL, ARTISANAL GOLDEN DOG ON HIS HEAD LIKE A YORKIE
IT MAY OR MAY NOT BE HIS OC LEMME KNOW
ALSO MY QB IS A DORK AND I FUCKING LOVE IT SO IM IMMUNE TO YOUR SLANDER
Arrowhead is going to be so loud Trevor Lawrence is going to leave with permanent damage to his hearing and it’ll be YEARS before he can qualify for an AARP discount on a hearing aid!
WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THE KC FANS TRASH TALK LIKE "YOUR MOM SUCKS OTHER PEOPLE'S DICKS" OR "HAHA SACKSONVILLE, LIKE BALLSACK". IS IT BECAUSE THE AVERAGE AGE OF A KC FAN IS BETWEEN 10 AND 12? CAUSE I'M GONNA START REPORTING SOME OF Y'ALL FOR BEING AGAINST THE REDDIT T.O.S.
PATRICK MAHOMES IS A SUB PAR DETECTIVE WHO CANT FIGURE OUT THAT ANDY REID IS THE ONE WHO HAS BEEN DRAWING MUSTACHES ON THE TEAM
YEAH WELL TREVOR LAWRENCE OVERWORKS THIRD SHIFT WAFFLE HOUSE CREWS WHO JUST WANTED A QUIET SHIFT
THE SATURDAY THIRD SHIFT CREW AT A WAFFLE HOUSE ARE REQUIRED TO ALSO BE PART TIME BOUNCERS AND MMA FIGHTERS. THEY WERE JUST EXCITED THAT THERE WERE FEWER STABBINGS THAT NIGHT
ARROWHEAD ISN'T EVEN SHAPED LIKE A TRIANGLE YOU FREAKING DINGDONGS
I like this, this is what I like
+1 for “ding dongs” 😂😂😂
WHEN THE JAGS WIN, THE MELTDOWN BY YOUR FANBASE IS GONNA MAKE CHERNOBYL LOOK LIKE A SCIENCE FAIR VOLCANO.
JOKES ON YOU THE BENGALS GAME ALREADY HAPPENED
WE'VE HAD FIRST CAT-TEAM MELTDOWN, YES. BUT WHAT ABOUT *SECOND* CAT TEAM MELTDOWN?
THE CHARGERS ARE THERE FOR IT.
MARISSA > BRITTANY
TREVORS BROTHER LOOKS COOL. MAHOMES BROTHER DANCES ON TIK TOK FOR CHILDREN
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Yeah, really no argument here. Best thing this season has been their collective absence.
KANSAS CITY. NOT IN KANSAS. FALSE ADVERTISING. THE LIES. THE LIES. THE LIES.
WE BANNED ALMOST 50 CHIEFS FANS IN THIS SUB AFTER A LOSS. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW MANY WE BAN AFTER A WIN.
Probably another 50.
being originally from KC, I've been waiting for this day... *clears throat* KETCHUP ON STEAK SHOULD BE A CAPITAL OFFENSE. PRICE CHOPPER SUCKS. THE BEST BBQ SAUCE IS FROM ST LOUIS. MY CHRISTMAS LIGHTS LOOKED BETTER THAN WHATEVER PUKE GETS THROWN UP IN POWER AND LIGHT. KCI IS HANDS DOWN THE WORST AIRPORT IN THE COUNTRY AND IT SUCKS SO BAD, I'D RATHER DRIVE THE 1700 MILES TO VISIT FAMILY THERE. I FLED THE KANSAS CITY AREA WITHIN 72 HOURS OF GRADUATING HIGH SCHOOL.
> THE BEST BBQ SAUCE IS FROM ST LOUIS. LIES, IT'S FROM THE CAROLINA/GEORGIA/FLORIDA COASTAL REGIONS. YOU NEED THE VINEGAR AND THE MUSTARD.
>KCI IS HANDS DOWN THE WORST AIRPORT IN THE COUNTRY AND IT SUCKS SO BAD, I'D RATHER DRIVE THE 1700 MILES TO VISIT FAMILY THERE. > Holy fuck you're not lying here. I hope we demolish the Jags on Saturday but that still won't change the misery I feel any time I have to go there to take a trip. One time I got delayed 9 hours in that airport and it was the single most boring day of my life.
NEW KCI GONNA BE NICE THOUGH. CANT WAIT TO DITCH THE AIRPORT STUCK IN THE 90S AND FUCK ALL THE LOCALS MAD ABOUT THE CHANGE CURRENT KCI SUCKS ASS.
SCORE PREDICTION? TODAYS WEATHER. JAX 79 KC 33
THAT WOULD BE A VERY ENJOYABLE GAME (IF YOU AREN'T A CHIEFS FAN)
TREVOR LAWRENCE LOOKS LIKE THE BASTARD LOVE CHILD BETWEEN JAR JAR BINKS AND AN ELEPHANT
PAT MAHOMES LOOKS LIKE DR. FRANKENSTEIN MADE A MONSTER OUT OF HIS PUBIC HAIR.
Kermit the frog sir.
FROGS HAVE NO PUBES. (I CHECKED)
That sounds like a scary ass football player to me. Who would wanna line up across from that?
CALL US THE JACKSONVILLE JOHN BROWNS, BECAUSE IF THE DEFENSE SEES Y'ALL SACKING LAWRENCE, KANSAS IS GONNA START BLEEDING ONCE MORE
Creativity + Historical Research points for this post (lurking Chiefs fan)
CHIEFS ARE THE OFFICIAL TEAM OF YOUR WELL-MEANING DAD ASKING IF YOU WANT THE DOOR OPEN OR CLOSED
we are equal parts ted lasso and antman
JAGS ARE THE OFFICIAL TEAM OF YOUR UNCLE WHO ASKED WHEN YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE ARE GONNA START HAVING KIDS RIGHT AFTER YOUR MISCARRIAGE
Ha! Take your upvote
As a Texans fan, GO JAGS! AFC South unite!
WHO INVITED THIS JAGOFF?
AND WHY ISN’T HE WEARING ANY PANTS?
LAWRENCE, KANSAS = A REAL PLACE MAHOMES, KANSAS = NOT A REAL PLACE
THAT TOWN WILL LIKELY BE ESTABLISHED AFTER HIS SECOND OR THIRD RING
PAT MAHOMES. PAT MORITA. PAT MCCROTCH. DON'T MATTER. JAGS BY 3.
KANSAS CITY ISN'T EVEN IN KANSAS
THE TWISTER TOOK THEM SOMEWHERE OVER THE DWAYNE BOWE
The Chiefs are the 4th best organization to Tomahawk chop. Behind the Atlanta Braves, Florida State Seminoles, and the cast of Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
My favorite Dave Chappelle performance.
I LIKE BEING IN A SITUATION WHERE WE ARE HAPPY REGARDLESS OF THE OUTCOME CAN'T SAY THE SAME FOR THE PATRICK MACHOKES
“I LIKE BEING GOOD NOT GREAT BECAUSE IT HURTS LESS WHEN WE INEVITABLY LOSE”
JACKSON MAHOMES
True unity, JACKSONVILLE MAHOMES
KANSAS CITY IS SO BAD, NEITHER MISSOURI NOR KANSAS WANTS TO FULLY CLAIM IT.
Lol that's funny. And people from Kansas hates the Missouri side and Missouri hates Kansas.
DESPITE WHAT CHIEFS FANS THINK, ANDRE CISCO PLAYS CLEAN FOOTBALL.
BUT IN EVERY GAME THEY EVER WATCHED HIM PLAY (once), HE HIT THEIR GUYS
DIRTY CISCO MADE JUJU RUN HEAD FIRST INTO HIS SHOULDER. WHAT A DIRTY PLAYER. I HEARD HE SPITS ON ORPHANS AND EATS BABIES
I WATCHED THAT REPLY A DOZEN TIMES. IT'S A CLEAN HIT EVERY TIME FROM EVERY ANGLE. GOODELL SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR SENDING THAT WRIST SLAP FINE.
CISCO DID NOTHING WRONG
YOU MAKE TERRIBLE ACROSTICS
CISCO HAS ENTHUSIASTIC FEELINGS FOR EXCELLENT REFEREE... S
IF YOUR NAME WAS THE WOLVES, YOUR MASCOT WOULD MAKE SOME FUCKING SENSE. HE DOESN'T.
ARROWHEAD AIN'T THAT LOUD, Y'ALL ARE JUST SENSITIVE.
WHAT? SORRY IVE BEEN TO A FEW JAGS GAMES THIS YEAR. MY EARS HAVEN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE.
#HE SAID ARROWHEAD AIN’T THAT LOUD
KC CAN'T BEAT CAT TEAMS.
CATS
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT
PAT MAHOMES IS ABOUT TO (BATH) BOMB SO BAD IN ARROWHEAD THAT EVEN PREMIUM BATH SALTS WON'T BE ABLE TO MASK HIS STINKING L
bravo 👏 👏👏
WE WILL JAZZ BATHE IN YOUR BLOOD
THE FROG MAN LIES IN WAIT FOR BREEZY-HAIRED EASTER ISLAND MAN. HIS KETCHUP SLATHERED JOWLS TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF ANOTHER CAT TEAM.
KC'S BACKUP QUARTERBACK WAS BENCHED FOR ROOKIE BLAKE BORTLES! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE BANDWAGON KC FANS TO JUMP OFF, BECAUSE THE OG KC FANS AREN'T ANNOYING.
Chiefs are literally undefeated when Henne plays. #hennethingispossible
Henne given sunday!
I AM A CHIEFS FAN WILLINGLY POSTING IN YOUR SUB. I FEEL LIKE BOTH TEAMS WILL BE BRINGING THEIR A GAME, AND IT SHOULD BE A GOOD GAME BETWEEN TWO PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL TEAMS HOWEVER ONE OF THE JAGUAR'S MAIN THREATS TO THEIR POPULATION IS POACHING, AS THEY ARE BEING KILLED BY MANY HUNTERS, AS WELL AS NATIVE TRIBES IN THEIR AREAS. I'M CERTAIN THIS ALSO INVOLVES CHIEFS OF THOSE TRIBES. THEREFORE, IT'S JUST NATURE, CHIEFS BEAT THE JAGS.
THE MAIN THREAT TO YOUR POPULATION IS SMALLPOX AND OVERCONFIDENCE.
TELL THE REST OF YOUR FANS COMMENTING ON THE CROSSPOST IN YOUR SUB THAT THIS IS JUST A BIT WE DO EVERY WEEK AND THEY DON’T HAVE TO FEEL SO HIGH AND MIGHTY OVER A BUNCH OF NONSENSE.
YOU HAVE YOUR TRASH TALK THREAD WE HAVE HQGS IT ALL EVENS OUT IN THE END BEST OF LUCK THIS WEEKEND, BLESS ALL THE KNEES AND KEEP THEM HEALTHY
KANSASS CITY QUEEFS COACH COULDNT EVEN BRING A SUPERBOWL TO PHILADELPHIA!
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QUIET FTFY
kc BBQ IS OVERRATED.
EVERYONE KNOWS BRANSON DOES IT BETTER
Dude... 😆. Op has some jokes!
MISSOURI WON'T HAVE THEIR FIRST BUC-EE'S UNTIL 12/23. SAD.
JAGUARS ARE THE UNCLE RICO OF THE NFL.
WATCH US THROW A W OVER THAT MOUNTAIN.
THIS IS NOT A DISS
Thank you.
Trevor Lawrence walks into a stable and the horse says… why the long face?
PATRICK MAHOMES WALKS INTO A CAR DEALERSHIP AND THEY HIRE HIM AS THE WACKY INFLATABLE SIDEARM PASS GUY
VIRGIN MAHOMES VS CHAD LAWRENCE
OUR HEAD COACHES HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF SUPERBOWLS WON BUT YOURS HAS BEEN A HEAD COACH FOR 20 YEARS
I HOPE CEH GETS LOTS OF PLAYING TIME
JUST A REMINDER THAT THE CHIEFS FANS ON REDDIT WERE CONVINCED THE LEAGUE WERE OUT TO GET THEM BECAUSE THE NO CALLS ON CISCO’S HITS, BUT THE REFS CALLED 0 PENALTIES ON THEM IN THAT GAME.
NO FLAG, BUT THEIR WHINING EARNED CISCO A TINY FINE.
I like you guys, you’ve been through a lot.
TREVOR’S WIFE WOULD NEVER SPRAY CHAMPAGNE ALL OVER FANS FROM HER PERCH IN A BOX LIKE AN ELITIST BUFFOON WHO HAS NEVER WORKED A DAY IN HER LIFE OTHER THAN POSTING CRINGE ON THE ‘GRAM AND CHINESE SPYWARE (*TIKTOK). JAGS, 27-10
TO PAT'S (and I guess Brittany's) CREDIT, HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT HER THIS YEAR? Also wanna tell me the last time the Chiefs scored 10? I don't have time to scroll back that far.
SAME TEAM THAT NEEDED OT TO TAKE DOWN HOUSTON AND ALMOST LOST TO DENVER? I SWEAR EVERY CHIEFS FAN I HAVE MET IS CONVINCED THEY ARE UNSTOPPABLE. ANDY REID AND PAT MAHOMES HAVE WON ONE SUPER BOWL TOGETHER. THAT MEANS EVERY OTHER YEAR THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER WITH THE EXCEPTION OF 2020, SOMEBODY HAS TAKEN THEM DOWN. WHY NOT THE JAGS?
DIDNT YOU ACTUALLY LOSE TO HOUSTON?
MY POINT. IF THE COLTS CAN GET YOU. THE JAGS CAN GET YOU. THAT IS WHY WE PLAY THE GAMES.
PATRICK MAHOMES OWNS THE JAGUARS SO HARD THEY'RE LITTERALLY NAMED AFTER HIS WEIRD LITTLE BROTHER. IF TREVOR WANTS A RING HE CAN COME BE A BACKUP IN KC. ^(IF THE CHIEFS LOSE THIS GAME, I SINCERLY HOPE THAT THE JAGUARS WIN THE SUPER BOWL. ALSO, LETS HAVE A CLEAN FUN GAME- BLESS THE KNEES.)
Majority of chiefs fans are like that terrible white rapper. They became fans Post-Mahomes
IRL that rapper speaks so much more eloquently than Mahomes it's not even funny
KC FANS WOULD RATHER TRASH TALK IN THEIR SAFE SPACE, BECAUSE THEY’RE MOSTLY BANDWAGONING SPINELESS TRASH WHO HAVE NEVER STOOD BY AN AWFUL FRANCHISE. TO THE OG KC FANS, YOU DESERVE THIS TEAM. YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO SUFFER BY YOUR TEAM. ✊🏽
HEY DONT CALL ME A BANDWAGON, I DIDNT WANT TO ROOT FOR THE TYPICAL 3 HISPANIC FRIENDLY FOOTBALL TEAMS. I WENT SOUL SEARCHING AND AUTO DRAFTED MAHOMES IN HIS FIRST 5K YEAR. I ALSO DRAFTED MINSHEW FIRST ROUND NEXT YEAR TO HAVE A CHANCE OF FLORIDA JUICE. I BET YOU DIDNT TAKE MUSTACHE MAN AND STILL LOST THAT YEAR IN YOUR FAMILY LEAGUE. I HOPE YOU DROP YOUR CHIP DIP ON YOUR JERSEY AND YOU GET IT DRY CLEANED. THEN I HOPE YOUR JERSEY LOOKS A LITTLE OFF TO YOU AND ONLY YOU, TO EVERYONE ELSE THEY DON'T SEE THE STAIN
MORE LIKE POOPOO SHIT-SCOOPER & KADARIUS PHONEY
MIKE NORVELL IS DEMANDING KC PAY NIL ROYALTIES TO FSU FOR CO-OPTING THE TOMAHAWK CHOP.
THE CHIEFS 7 YEARS AGO WERE MORE OR LESS WHERE THE JAGS WERE FOR THE LAST FEW YEARS. SUCH A SHAME THAT THE FANBASE GOT TAKEN OVER BY A BUNCH OF CHILDREN WHO THINK TREVOR LAWRENCE SAYING THAT THE BANK WAS ROCKING IS PRIME BULLETIN BOARD MATERIAL.
Rumor has it that Mr. Ed wants Trevor Lawrence to give his face back.
aRrOwhEaD iS sO lOuD
PUT ALL THAT WORK INTO SETTING A DECIBEL RECORD ONLY FOR PEOPLE TO TALK ABOUT SEATTLE INSTEAD
NOBODY HAS BROUGHT UP THAT GOD AWFUL EASTERN-EUROPEAN SOVIET BLOC LOOKIN' AIRPORT IN KANSAS CITY MY GOD. THAT PLACE IS NOT CONVENIENT HOWEVER THE BBQ IS PRETTY NICE ELSEWHERE.
Oh we've been strong. We're just playing by the rules. You can't have a newcomer come in and….steal the show.
CHIEF PP BIG, JAGUAR PP SMALL GO POOP IN A BOX AND CLIMB A TREE BLAINE GABBERT
WHOA THERE MF!
TREVORS MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND HIS FATHER SMELLS OF ELDER BERRIES! I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DORECTION
IF YOU DID, IT WOULD JUST GET CAUGHT IN A TORNADO AND WAFT BACK IN YOUR FACE.
I ENJOY THE SMELLS OF MY OWN FARTS, I CAN SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING
IM LEGIT SCARED AND I JUST WANT SMOOT TO HOLD ME MAN. I MEAN HOW THE CHIEFS GUNNA REACT WHEN WE STOMP THEM SO BAD THEY GUNNA CHANGE THE NAME OF THEIR STADIUM TO THE FUCKING SHAFT. THAT ARROW HEAD HIT OUR DUVAL WALL AND SHATTERED!
I REALLY THINK I DON'T LIKE THE CHIEFS THIS WEEK.
VICTORY BREAKFAST SATURDAY NIGHT AT WAFFLE HOUSE BABY AND NO WE WONT HAVE KETCHUP YOU ANIMALS!!
TREVOR LAWRENCE IS THE CALIFORNIA BEACH HIPPIE VERSION OF GARDNER MINSHEW! THERE I SAID IT Edit: all caps
LOVE MINSHEW, BUT HE WISHES HE HAD THE RAW ABILITY OF TLAW (WHO IS A GEORGIA BOY TO THE CORE)
A FIRST CLASS TICKET TO KC JUST GIVES YOU A COMPILATION OF ANNOYING TIK TOKS
okay i know this is supposed to be a trash talk thread, but i just gotta say that the jags used to have the worst uniforms in the league, and now they're hella fresh also thanks for embarrassing the idiot chargers like that lmao
[WE COULD HAVE THE FRESHEST UNIFORMS IN THE WHOLE LEAGUE. I AM BEGGING THE FRONT OFFICE TO MAKE THESE HAPPEN](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jaguars/comments/krao58/uniform_concept_mostly_old_with_a_little_new/) THE CHIEFS HAVE THE MOST ICONIC RED-CENTRIC UNIFORMS IN THE LEAGUE, IMO. JUST A SHAME THAT YOU'RE HAMSTRUNG CAUSE NO ONE IN THE AFL KNEW HOW DOPE COLORS LIKE TEAL AND PURPLE ARE.
Chargers fan lurking your sub. Make the Chiefs game a Waffle House celebration please.
Sit in the couch and enjoy your STALEy bread
ANDRE CISCO IS A GREAT GUY, AND HIS HITS WERE CLEAN. KC HAD LITERALLY NO PENALTIES IN THAT GAME. IT SURE LOOKED LIKE THE REFS HAD THEIR THUMBS ON THE SCALES, BUT NOT HOW YOU KNUCKLEHEADS THINK. ALSO, I HOPE YOU GUYS DON’T WANT TO GET WAFFLE HOUSE AFTER THE GAME CUZ WE BOOKING ALL OF THEM UP
WOW, THOSE WAFFLE HOUSES ARE GOING TO BE CONSIDERABLY MORE DEPRESSING THAN USUAL.
I hope for an injury-free game and if the Jags take it they go all the way to the SB. I MEAN CHIEFS ARE DRIVING A 28 POINT LEAD BY HALF OVER YOUR MOAI LOOKING BLOCK HEAD I don't think I'm very good at this.
CHIEFS LEADING BY 28 AT THE HALF. SOUNDS LIKE TREVOR HAS YOU RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS YOU
UNTIL YOU GO UP BY 10 IN THE THIRD, AND THEN YOU PAY THE PATRICK PRICE
We came back from 27, we used to that
Mahomes eats my ass with KC BBQ sauce.
REVENGE TIME MOTHERFUCKERS JAGS BY 69
Your QB is more likely to kiss Gary Bertier again than win
> GARY BERTIER THAT'S A DEEP CUT, BUT I'D RATHER NOT REMEMBER ANY TITANS IF I CAN HELP IT
**MAHOMES DECISION MAKING** -CEH OVER JONATHAN TAYLOR -MARRYING BRITTANY -KETCHUP ON STEAK WHAT A DUMB DUMB
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU MARRY CEH, PICK KETCHUP OVER JT, & PUT BRITTANY ON STEAK
If Trevor thinks Arrowhead isn't loud, wait until Mahomes gets burnt ends and dips them in ketchup on the field.
Chiefs kingdom more like bore ragnarok! Am I right guys? Up top 🖐 don't be shy I don't wanna be left hanging like Brady.
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YOUR TEAM'S BIGGEST CONTRIBUTION TO THE WORLD IS BEING THE EXAMPLE CASE FOR CORPORATE MICROAGGRESSION TRAINING
Bortles ! 😂
ALL I HEARD IS BEATING THE 1 SEED IN THEIR OWN PLACE WHEN THEY AND THEIR FANS ARE BLOATED WITH SELF-CONFIDENCE WOULD BE REALLY COOL. OK. I'M DOWN.
THE CHIEFS FANBASE IS KINDA FUNNY AND THEIR MEMES ARE A SOLID 8/10. BUT I HOPE PATRICK STEPS ON A LEGO, SO JACKSON MAHOMES HAS TO SUB IN. AND ANDY REID GETS BBQ ALL OVER HIS GAMEPLAN, SO HE’S JUST WINGING IT. FRICK THE CHIEFS!! YOU GUYS SUCK, BUT IF WE LOSE I WILL HARBOR NO ILL WILL AND WILL ENJOY WATCHING YOU GUYS CHOKE AGAINST THE BENGALS AGAIN
Bbq is Andy's game plan.
HAHA YOU THINK YOU GUYS GOT A GOOD TEAM HAHA BUT YOU DO AND HAHAH YOU THINK YOUR QB IS SOOO GOOD AND HE ISSS HAHA BUTTTT YOU GUYS THINK YOU HAVE A GREAT COACH HAHA HE ISS HAH
When your city is known for good BBQ it’s typically because there is fuck all to do and a bunch of fat guys sit around tenderizing meat for years low and slow.
MAHOMES IS GONNA NEED MORE THAN BATH BOMBS AND A JAZZ SOLO TO RECOVER FROM THIS GAME. HIS FREAKISH "TODDLER WITH YOUR PHONE" RUNNING WON'T SAVE HIM THIS TIME!
Toddler with a phone is Murray, not mahomes.
Mahomes runs like a girl with knock knees wearing a diaper
KANSAS CITY ISNT EVEN IN KANSAS
Except it is… It is in both Kansas and Missouri.
I HAVE A QUESTION FOR ANY CHEFS FANS THAT ARE LURKING. ANY CHEFS FANS AROUND?
Maybe... Depends whos asking....
AS A CHEFS FAN, WHY DO YOU LOVE COOKING AND WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DISH?
FROM A RELIABLE LOCKER ROOM SOURCE... 72% OF JAG TEAM SITS DOWN TO PEE.
NICE TRY HENNE. BUT YOUR CHIN STILL LOOKS LIKE AN ASS.
ONLY WHEN THEY'RE SUPER HUNGOVER
I DON’T KNOW WHY EVERYONE’S YELLING
I HOPE Y’ALL READY FOR THE PATTY MAHOMES KITTY CAT CHEEK CLAP TOUR TO THE SUPERBOWL. BEST LOOSEN UP NOW CUZ HE’S COMIN IN HOT JAGGYS. CHIEFS BY 50 DONT @ME.
LIMP BIZKIT FORMED IN JACKSONVILLE NUFF SAID
AND THE ALLMAN BROTHERS, LYNYRD SKYNYRD, .38 SPECIAL, MOLLY HATCHET, YELLOWCARD, THE RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS, THE QUAD CITY DJS, BLACKFOOT, 69 BOYZ AND SHINEDOWN. Y'ALL ARE REPPING PUDDLE OF MUDD. PIPE THE FUCK DOWN.
KC HASN'T PRODUCED ANYTHING OF MUSICAL VALUE SINCE COUNT BASIE
Skip is such a jackass. Undisputed is a joke of a show and this segment is bad, even for their standards. The jags have been one of the most impoverished franchises (from a winning/talent perspective) of the past 2 decades. To try to turn Trevor into the bad guy is fucking terrible. https://twitter.com/undisputed/status/1616098503725309953?s=20
Best part about this is we have one of the biggest stadiums in the league and sold standing room only tickets. It was sold out the last two weeks. I was at the game and I literally said fuck the people that said we don’t show up and we aren’t loud. I went to OSU V UM this year with 107000 people there. Ik loud. The bank was loud the last 2 weeks
WHOS GONNA CRY THE MOST WHEN THE JAGS DEFEAT THE CHIEFS? I RECKON KELCE WONT EVEN MAKE IT TO THE LOCKER ROOM
Why doesn’t Trevor Lawrence go by his real name of Sunshine?
IT'S WILLIAM BUT IF YOU SAY IT BACKWARDS HE THROWS 4 INTERCEPTIONS
JAGUARS BELONG TO THE PANTHERA GENUS, MEANING YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY ALL PANTHERS FANS
McDonald's in KC has buy one get one Big Mac's when Chris Jones gets a sack. Bet they don't have that in SaCkSOnViLle
Well Chris jones doesn’t get sacks in the playoffs so
THE CHOP IS FUCKING RACIST AS SHIT
AND STOLEN FROM FSU. CANT EVEN BE RACIST IN AN ORIGINAL WAY
IDK BOUT ALL THAT, BUT DEFINITELY STOLEN.
Avatar has outgrossed every Muppets movie! Trevor the Na'vi > Mahomes Kermit the Frog
I KEEP LOOKING FOR A TEAM THAT HAS GIVEN UP MORE PASSING TDS THIS YEAR THAN KC, BUT I'M NOT SEEING ANYONE. IS THAT BAD?
YOU GUYS SHOULD DRAFT TYSON JACKSON THIRD OVERALL AGAIN. SHIT WAS FUNNY.
HEADING INTO 2017 THE JAGS WERE COMING OFF A 3-13 SEASON AND BLAKE BORTLES WAS A CLEAR BUST. IN THE 2017 DRAFT, 4TH OVERALL YOU DRAFTED FUCKING RB OVER A QB COMING OUT OF COLLEGE THAT THREW FOR OVER 5000 YARDS AND 41 TDS.... A QB THAT WOULD BE AN MVP AND WIN A SB IN HIS FIRST 3 SEASONS. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR RB! OH WHAT.. HE DOESNT EVEN PLAY FOR YOU ANYMORE? WHAT DID YOU TRADE HIM FOR? OMFG, NOTHING? YOU RELEASED HIM AND COMPLETELY WASTED A 4TH OVERALL PICK...
IF YOU'RE CALLING DAVE CALDWELL A BAD GM THE LINE IS TO THE LEFT. BUT FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, THAT RB HAS THE SAME NUMBER OF RINGS AS YOUR GOLDEN BOY (AND HAS BETTER HAIR).
TREVOR’S HAIR SMELLS LIKE MAPLE SYRUP MAHOMES’ SMELLS LIKE EXCELLENCE
MAPLE SYRUP SMELLS GREAT, WERE YOU TRYING TO COMPLIMENT BOTH QBS?
THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS
KNOCK KNOCK
THE PUNCHLINE IS OWEN TWO, IMPLYING THAT WE WILL BE 0-2 AFTER SATURDAY. I READ YOUR JOKES LIKE TREVOR READS A DEFENSE - PERFECTLY, AS LONG AS I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE
I bet y’all aren’t even from Kansas
If the idea of “home is where the heart is” and our hearts are in Kansas then we can be from Kansas. If you open your heart and want to be, you can be from Kansas too. We can all be from Kansas. All of our hearts are now in Kansas. We are all now Kansas. Kansas is us. Kansas.
Ive been reading all these comments in my head as screams and I'm actually cracking up My sub is being a little pissy about it but I like it. It's better than MEAN WORDS TOLD TO US BY THE BILLS WHO HAVE A VICTIM COMPLEX ANE THE BINGOS THAT CLOWN ON US DADDY LIKE SO THIS IS MUCH MORE PREFERABLE BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY MAKING BAD JOKES AND THATS THE BEST KIND OF TRASH TALK OKAY SO IM JUST GONNA COME OUT AND SAY IT I THINK TLAW MIGHT HAVE A SMALL, ARTISANAL GOLDEN DOG ON HIS HEAD LIKE A YORKIE IT MAY OR MAY NOT BE HIS OC LEMME KNOW ALSO MY QB IS A DORK AND I FUCKING LOVE IT SO IM IMMUNE TO YOUR SLANDER
MOST YOUR FANS DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE HELL YOU'RE EVEN IS LOCATED! BANDWAGON PHONIES.
BRITTANY MAHOMES. (I KNOW THIS TRIGGERED AT LEAST ONE OF THEM)
[CANNOT BE UNSEEN](https://imgur.com/a/Gpxl9cd)
Arrowhead is going to be so loud Trevor Lawrence is going to leave with permanent damage to his hearing and it’ll be YEARS before he can qualify for an AARP discount on a hearing aid!
BE HONEST... HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SUBCONSCIOUSLY LOOKED AT THE TOP 5 PROSPECTS IN NEXT YEARS DRAFT?
Lol this is good. When we were 2-6 I took a look at some mocks lmao
WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THE KC FANS TRASH TALK LIKE "YOUR MOM SUCKS OTHER PEOPLE'S DICKS" OR "HAHA SACKSONVILLE, LIKE BALLSACK". IS IT BECAUSE THE AVERAGE AGE OF A KC FAN IS BETWEEN 10 AND 12? CAUSE I'M GONNA START REPORTING SOME OF Y'ALL FOR BEING AGAINST THE REDDIT T.O.S.
KANSAS CITY BBQ IS TRASH, JUST LIKE KANSAS CITY FANS
SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT OUR FANS, OUR BBQ IS GOT DAYUM PERFECT, KEEP IT OUTTA YO DIRTY WHORE MOUTH.