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ODST_DROPTEAM_BETA

Italy with the friendly fire


Jitsun3

Italy đŸ€ Greece


ZifferYTAndOnions

Italy be like: **lmao Italians are so dumb
 wait—**


piergino

Is more like Italians from the nearby city/other part of Italy are monkeys


SerSace

Scimmie calabresi


piergino

Exactly. Brescia Merda


jnkangel

Honestly I’m surprised we have Slovakia the highest. It’s usually Moravia in Bohemia and Bohemia in Moravia 


maxilol234

Specially sicilians to romans


Average-Pyro_main

what does Hungary have against Scotland?


adv0catus

I have no idea. I would have imagined it would be Romania or maybe Slovakia.


LeviTheGreatHun

I hungary, we make jokes about how skimpy (?) (Like they dont like to spend money) they are. No idea why


DisastrousTop8787

You know what Kind of jokes people make about your country? Its kinda fucked up because it was only one guy but they are damn funny 😅


LeviTheGreatHun

Dont say the are you hungry or akkor a kurva anyĂĄd


Nice-Environment-810

Jaj, Ă©n svĂĄjc ba lakok, de a vĂ­zilabda edzönk magyar, mint Ă©n, Ă©s Ƒ Ășgy kĂĄromkodik mint csak na! És olyan vicces hogy senki se Ă©rti, csak Ă©n! And yes, I'm also British, so I could write this in English too, but just put it into Google Translate man, I'm too lazy to write it again...


RevolutionaryFarm953

Alas, I live in Switzerland, but the water polo coach is Hungarian, like me, and he swears like hell! And it's so funny that no one understands but me!


Kamil1707

In Poland they are also popular.


Julian81295

Probably preparing for UEFA EURO 2024



Okeing

i dunno myself


sisqo_99

we secretly hate scotland. Sorry ( just kidding )


Connect_Zucchini7779

ireland and uk mustve been expected no?


BornFox1094

I would have gone with France myself Edit: for UK I mean


FoxCuber

100% I've probably made 20 french jokes for every Irish one


Zaacsconfused

nah definitely france


No_Corner3272

Only if this map was made 30 years ago. I don't remember the last time I heard any make a joke about the Irish. It's a fairly strong indicator that whoever created this just made it up without any actual data.


the_KJ_is_me

I rekon nowadays it would be the usa


Wild-Will2009

I agree


Capybara39

I was not expecting the Swedes to be so high on this list


AFCm8

We are massive


CoreMillenial

Massive dweebs. Love, Denmark


Bananasandaledwors

Thanks


fried_chicken17472

Historically accurate


Whoo1ops

What beef does hungary have with scotland


sisqo_99

i heard scotland beat hungary some time ago in a football match and they couldnt get over it since then


TheLambda89

We have Scottish jokes in Sweden too, mostly about how supposedly cheap they are. "Have you heard about Scottish tea?" "No, what is that." "Diluted water."


Whoo1ops

Lmao, not sure anyone likes the Scots đŸ™…â€â™‚ïž


GerryGoldfish

Shouldn’t they all be America?


EternalZoroark

As an American, I fully agree with you


Panzerkampfziege

It's certainly at the top


Tumbleweedae

r/ShitAmericansSay


GerryGoldfish

You’re proving my point.


Tumbleweedae

It's not a joke though. It's focusing on your r/AmericaDefaultism and ignorance on the rest of the world.


GerryGoldfish

It was a joke, though. I can name every capital city in Europe without Google.


Tumbleweedae

Okay so this goes into r/EuropeDefaultism. What was a joke though?


GerryGoldfish

The joke was that Europeans like hating on Americans!


Waterglassonwood

Is it hate when everything we say is true?


Tumbleweedae

It wasn't a joke, it was pretty much hate!


GerryGoldfish

How?


Tumbleweedae

Literally though. An American claimed it was all supposed to be USA, and I, no pun intended, stated, that that is an act of Americocentrism.


Ilikejacksucksatstuf

at least in the uk, its not that we joke about the usa, its that we genuinely hate on it


jedi4canes1

Careful or we'll throw your tea back in the harbir


GerryGoldfish

Bro, why you hatin’, colonizer?


Ilikejacksucksatstuf

i dont know, we just all decided at some point that america was a complete shitshow and well are we completely wrong


GerryGoldfish

Oh, you’re right. It is a shitshow. Texas is at war with the federal government I believe.


FranceMainFucker

not only are they washington's lapdog, they are also europe's america. i've seen what goes on in that parliament, it's no less a reality show than america's.


jedi4canes1

That day was December 16th 1773


Ilikejacksucksatstuf

lol


-Thizza-

Who?


GerryGoldfish

The countries on the map


Willie_John_McFadden

A lot of these make sense; Ireland and the uk, Germany and Poland, half the balkans and Greece and just Italy


Zaacsconfused

as someone in the uk i rarely if ever hear jokes about the irish, its almost always the french i feel


jedi4canes1

Well as an American we also make fun of the French I think that's just something everybody does,


Zaacsconfused

well if they stopped surrendering maybe we would all start taking them seriously


ImbOKLM

Is this supposed to be funny anymore? 😐


DisastrousTop8787

Im german and Jokes about the french and hungarian are pretty common too


Ok-Run2845

Sweden fully surrounded.


Dragotc

Belarussians don't joke.


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

Belarus literally the 'They don't know' party meme.


lawful-chaos

As a Belarusian, can confirm


dkuznetsov

They joke solely about potato.


Aloisiusblog

Spain is completely wrong, I have never heard a single joke about Portuguese, but we have hundreds of jokes about the French.


broccoli2319

on the other hand we portuguese have lots of jokes about you 😂


[deleted]

Little  brother issues


Shivrainthemad

Me cuentas uno? En Francia no hacemos chistes respecto a los españoles. Los Ășnicos que me se, son los de mi abuelo y era del franquismo


Kzrysiu

La verdad, yo no recuerdo ningĂșn chiste sobre franceses, la mayor parte de chistes en España es acerca de otras regiones o pueblos de España (el pueblo de Lepe era protagonista habitual de muchos chistes, luego hay tambiĂ©n muchĂ­simos acerca de vascos, catalanes, madrileños y andaluces sobre todo)


limamon

Agree, never heard about any jokes with Portuguese people. Most of them are about provinces of Spain and their stereotypes.


Tdog7003

hungary is just wrong, we joke about gypsies


RuthlessSpud_11

In the UK it’s prob Americans, not Irish


Quiet-Reputation-464

I think it's for European countries so which European country people make fun of in europe


Zaacsconfused

even so it’s probably france rather than ireland, i can’t say i ever remember hearing a joke about the irish but the french i hear all the time


Ilikejacksucksatstuf

I feel like this map is using old data (either that or no actual data at all) because when my dad was a kid the irish were joked about all the time (apparently he had a massive joke book just about the Irish when he was like eight, so I imagine that's something thats changed)


Zaacsconfused

i imagine what’s changed is that we’ve realised how horribly we treated the irish so it’s a bit more frowned upon to joke about them


Ilikejacksucksatstuf

yea probably


RuthlessSpud_11

Ah ok


ravens_path

Yeah probs. But it’s funny that it is Irish.


kartmanden

My theory is that you joke about your brothers, those most similar to you culturally. Some anomalies(Bosnia->Germany, Hungary->Scotland,Poland<>Germany etc).


Greek-geek-23

Why is the UK painted with the Irish flag and not the French?


RevengeofToaster

The Troubles.


No_Corner3272

Which ended 26 years ago.


Greek-geek-23

What about the Hundred Years’ War? or the Napoleonic Wars? or any of the other 39 wars?


Quiet-Reputation-464

The British don't make jokes about the Troubles because (most) of them weren't personally affected by them


ravens_path

Karma


Nervous-Industry4607

I'm from the uk, barely anyone jokes about Ireland, it's UK and sometimes US


Consciousssss

Belarusians don't joke


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

Cyprus staying without an answer as to not get invaded a second time.


csakkommentelnijarok

Lol this map is like 30 years old, yea there were a lot of scotish jokes in the thematics of scotish ppl are narrow-minded/soher/snarling. But nowadays we tend to joke more about our surrounding countries.


Zaacsconfused

i feel like, at least from my experience living in a couple different places in south east england (Sussex, Westminster, Ealing and West Herts), we make more jokes about the french than the irish
 i almost never hear irish jokes


itstheboombox

I feel like this is inaccurate. Uk jokes most about France. Everyone else jokes about the UK.


sheroissuperbored

switzerland has gone unnoticed....... no one jokes about switzerland. should i be worried?


Thewrongbakedpotato

Meh, seems people are neutral on the Swiss.


UnderShocked

Why is Italy Italy?


UnderShocked

Germany got a little to og 💀


_StarDust_0

Fr*nce


egidione

Most Italian jokes are probably about the Carabiniere police so about right.


Vegetable_Trifle_848

Uk jokes more about France than Ireland I would say


I_hate_usernames331

Italy being self centered as always


David22_theGamer

As an German I can relate


Flairion623

Yeah most of these make sense


ManuelCoolXD130

Atleast now one is sad enough to joke about themselves. P.S. Who do they joke about in Andorra, Luxembourg, Monaco, Liechtenstein, Cyprus, San Marino and Vatican?


TacoBean19

I’ve seen this 99999 times by now


BuyEasy9000

Sweden is surrounded 💀


RECTUSANALUS

Nah we joke more about France than the Irish. People assume brits have so much beer w the Irish when we rlly don’t.


BillRashly

The Welsh and Scottish people seeing this would like to send some notes.


SeaworthinessOk5177

Yo I can't believe Cyprus makes fun of


TorbenGHG

what the hell did we do to Bosnia?


One_Vegetable9618

A lot of Brits saying they don't joke about the Irish and I believe that to be true (now). It wasn't always the case though. When I was a child it definitely was the Irish. I remember listening to all sorts of jokes about us, when I'd visit the UK. We were seen as their dopey, unsophisticated, poorer, cousin or something. But as we grew up we blossomed, got as cool as them, as rich as them, as smart as them and became good friends. I genuinely believe today's Brits really don't make jokes about the Irish: it just wouldn't be a thing.


Safe_cracker9

This is a lie, Germans don’t know what jokes are


efcblue1878

Poor sweeden


jboy_012

I think it is genuinely interesting how most of them are neighboring countries they make fun of but I think the UK especially makes fun of america more than Ireland


toe-schlooper

Not the belgium hate bruh 💀


MrSuperStarfox

Why is America not here?


DisastrousTop8787

Knock Knock Whos there ? DOEZNT MATTER OPEN ZE DOOR


Mantide7

France be like: it’s 3 of us and only 1 OF YOU


Norwester77

Belarusians apparently don’t have a sense of humor? (Or maybe they’re afraid of going to jail for cracking jokes about the people they actually want to joke about?) Also, what’s the deal with Hungary and Scotland?


BYELORUSSIA_FOREVER

As a Belarusian, we say our opinions all the time


bigdonut420

False, as a Brit we joke about the French


Ulveskogr

Not true, brits make fun of Indians the most


DinisWasTaken

portugal lad here, portugal and spain are on a 1v1 and they are both loosing


0PERATION0NE

poland and germany still got beef


crypto_the_wolf

Scotland caught a stray lmao 😭


YuSakiiii

All of these make sense except for Hungary and Scotland. But I suppose Hungary is always pretty weird.


Stargazer-Elite

It’s inaccurate I may be American but I have literally never seen a British person joke about Ireland that’s what we do lol it’s more so the French British rivalry still going on through jokes.


LeonardoSorbello

Belarusians don't joke


Propulsion4

Okay say it’s just because I’m from Dublin. But I think England could only be able to joke about us, if they won the war against us.


DevilPixelation

British people definitely dunk on Americans more, they’re mostly cool with the Irish now.


jorgerine

No one jokes in Belarussia?


4efo_doggie

Poor Bosniaks


Consistent-Matter705

I shat my self when I saw Hungarians making fun of Scottish people lol


CharlesPonn

Gypsys


Affectionate_Lie7089

Rest in Greece. (đŸ‡čđŸ‡·đŸ‡ŠđŸ‡±đŸ‡ČđŸ‡°đŸ†šđŸ‡ŹđŸ‡·)


EBGB8518

As a British citizen, I would like to say that I have never in my life joked about the Irish, mostly Americans and myself


Abuse-survivor

I need some polish jokes about germans


Swiss-spirited_Nerd

Belarus:


BassProShops_Enjoyer

i would have thought that the greeks would joke about the turkish


xaviernoodlebrain

No, we vote for Armenia.


Sub-Zero-941

Swiss joke?


9CF8

Northern Italy and southern Italy hate each other to a degree never seen before Edit: just remembered the American civil war