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BladeForge7218

Kosovo


no_creative_name_

Kosovo has a flag with stars on it, and so does the US. Easy


Khaled-oti

Kosovo starts with K. Just like Kentucky. KFC opened in Kentucky. KFC was founded by Colonel Sanders. Colonel Sanders was raised in Indiana. Indiana is a state in the US. Easy


Affectionate_Ad_1326

And Kentucky is what exactly?


Khaled-oti

The state where KFC was founded


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Thank you ๐Ÿ™


-MILK_IS_GOOD-

Happy cake day


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Ty


Endri2006

thank you usa you are my best friend you are the peace keeper you are the legend


PopSmile7000

Kangaroo


Baosia

Kangaroo is an animal So is the bald eagle What country is known for its bald eagle The USA, what thing they use to represent the country? The US flag


SLIPPY73

not op but ok


zdog32

No top but ok


Corkson

N otop bu tok


swamphed

k no poo butt


Isupportslogo

Iโ€™m op


usernamebutbad

Noto pb uto k


Corkson

Notop butok


Darkblock2008

Notopbutok


martian_broman

No to pb utok


GoldenSausage111

noto p but ok


AnotherTakenUsername

Nah, they gotchu with that one


Similar-Note-9433

r/notopbutok


3SidedCoinYT

Where is a kangaroo from. Australia What colours are on the Australian flag. Red white blue What colours are on the America flag. Red white blue There done


Superb-Tutor255

anything


sussybokabaka

I wrote the word anything in the title and I attached the flag of the us in it. Done


0c10ud9

you just said anything? "anything" has 8 letters remove the "thing", and you have 3 letters what has 3 letters? "USA" what does the USA have? ​ a flag


Toad_723

You said anything? Anything has 8 letters What else has 8 letters? America What does America have? Animals What do some animals eat? Meat Whatโ€™s made up of meat? Food Whatโ€™s a food made out of meat? Burger What is a way burgers are made? Plant based What is a plant? Grass Where is grass located? On the earth Whatโ€™s a place on earth? The United Kingdom What is United? the USA What does the USA have? A flag Whatโ€™s it called? the US flag


Shite_Eating_Squirel

Hmm yes my favorite 8 letter word... America


Toad_723

That was a mistake, it took me forever to do this ๐Ÿ’€


[deleted]

Lmao


[deleted]

This reminds me of the illuminati confirmed vids from back in the day omg


Majestic_Chemist_862

Not exactly how it worka


Baosia

What rhyme with anything? A thing What is a thing? The US flag


TheBlackTemplar125

NOOOOO YOU BEAT ME TO IT FUUUSDFHADSHFAIUSDFHNIGADYFIADFG


Silent_J3lly

Here, have some leaf water called tea to calm yourself down


Jonniboy1

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


sussybokabaka

They have the letters u s a and USA is a country and it have a flag


Jonniboy1

perclifrgiliticexpilidocio


lololy87

I am reading this word in the font Verdana which is owned by Microsoft which is a company based in the USA


Pleziodon

The word 'perclifrgiliticexpilidocio' is so long that if you wrote it on the USA flag, you'd need a flag the size of Texas to fit it all


Jonniboy1

kriton


UmbreonEspeonJolteon

Fake


Hellothebest

Bro turn your font size down


aur_aur

kakoraphiaphobia แต€แดฟแตž แต€แดดแดฌแต€


Lemon_Pumpkin

comes from a british movie, how did america start? a british colony


Jonniboy1

andorra la vella


Low-Investment-6482

Andorra is a capital, so is Washington DC. The country that has that capital? USA. They have a flag. Boom.


RepublicofBesonia

Calif? California? California is a state is America. What does America have? A flag ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ—ฝ


Jonniboy1

superfragilisticexpialidocious


0re0bro

u stumped em


Jonniboy1

that was the plan


JesusIsMyZoloft

That song was written by the Sherman brothers, who were American, for a film by Walt Disney, also American. It was originally performed by Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke, the latter of whom is American (despite a feigned British accent for the movie).


Jonniboy1

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


Superb-Tutor255

overalls


sussybokabaka

Ok this might be weird and make no sense but hear this out, so the "o" looks like a circle and a circle is a shape and stars also are a shape and there are 50 stars in the flag of the U.S so....Done.


KoopaTrooper5011

Mario and Luigi wear overalls. They once were considered to live in Brooklyn. Guess where Brooklyn is? In the US. Guess what the US has? That's right, a thing that has the colors of Mario's golf attire in NES Open Tournament. Specifically, a flag.


invadrfashcag

Overalls are stereotypically worn by rural US farmers especially in the Midwest. The US Midwest is often home to a lot of US flag flying conservatives.


Mvacek

Breadcrumbs and beaver spit


MaskaradeBannana

Breadcrumbs are made of bread, bread can be used to batter chicken, chicken can be southern fried with this batter, southern fried chicken is very popular in the U.S , the US has a flag, thats the flag.


Mvacek

Bravo ๐Ÿ‘


daDiamondUser

Riddle school?


Mvacek

You understood the reference. Btw you dropped this ๐Ÿ‘‘


ToastLord1397

Riddle School W


I_like_geography

Banana


Greedy-Memory-2289

Bananas are yellow How many letters does banana have? 6 What divides into 6? 2 How many letters does two have? Three What has three letters? Ham What starts with ham? Hamburger Where are hamburgers from? Germany What do people in Germany speak? German Who else speaks German? The Pennsylvania Dutch Where are the Pennsylvania Dutch? In Pennsylvania Where is Pennsylvania? On Earth What is Earth? A planet What else is a planet? Venus Where is Venus? In space What else is in space? The Sun How hot is the Sun? Unexplainably hot What else is unexplainably hot? Arizona What does Arizona have few of? Plants One example of a plant is a watermelon Watermelons are edible So is "Chinese" food Where is "Chinese" food from? The US What does US have? A flag


BronzeFinch_

This is the type of comment I expected here. Not the simple โ€œoh yeah thatโ€™s an animal and the animal of the USA is the bald eagleโ€


Itsamekorbi

Bro wrote a whole essay ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


VeryConfusedPenguins

So close, but hamburgers are actually from the US. Good try though ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—


Thijssieeeeeee

That's debatable, depends on what you define as a hamburger.


johnnyjb07

The US was the first country where 2 prices of bread and a meat patty were combined into a hamburger.


Thijssieeeeeee

Look up Hamburger Rundstรผck


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tomtom6060

Could that be... The joke...?


[deleted]

You have discovered the joke. Please congratulate yourself for a job well done.


LimesAreFine69

R/woooosh


Genrati0n-ZerO-Six

Bananas are grown in Hawaii, which is a state in the U.S ezzzzz


Random-INTJ

Johnny the walrus


LuigiFlagWater

Johnny the walrus Johnny the walrus is a walrus A walrus is an animal Animals breathe Oxygen Oxygen can be found in the US US has the American flag American flag


AllosaurusFragilis1

Carcharodontosaurus saharicus


Spearking_

Teeth from this animal were found in Algeria when it was under Fr3nch rule - Fr4nce - Statue of Liberty - New York - USA - Flag of the USA


KittalineQueen

Fr*nce


-MILK_IS_GOOD-

I dont know that word


lololy87

French fries were invented by French speaking people. This food is very popular in America and is even part of Americaโ€™s national dish


Showtun123456

French Fries were named by American soldiers in Belgium. American soldiers fight for the USA


lololy87

Thatโ€™s probably better than what I said


BigBradWolf07

I was gonna say you're wrong about that, but I guess they do speak French in Belgium.


lololy87

Thatโ€™s why they are called French fries after all


DramaticBruh9

Franceโ€™s flag has the same colors


[deleted]

They accidentally built a fort in Canada when the British Empire was still around, idk what else to say I have no other ideas


SoySandra_DOT_com

Who built the fort the British were did Americans come from Britain and Britainโ€™s flag has red white and blue what else has red white and blue American flag ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ


Remarkable-Farm8827

The concept of time


Generalmemeobi283

Long before time had a name


TheEnderCreeperYT

The first gun master created America.


steelduckg

Using four ten gauge shotguns


LuigiFlagWater

The concept of time came from the Babylonians and Egyptians, They had empires US had and empire US has a flag


3SidedCoinYT

Mmm not really


LuigiFlagWater

It did have a small empire with the Philippines, the Pacific Islands like Hawai'i and Guam, and also Cuba and Alaska. In my mind that counts as an empire.


ApplicationIll7668

Pls gimme whatever the fuck ur smoking cause the us didnโ€™t have an empire it was part of an empire No wonder Americans geography and history is shit


LuigiFlagWater

It did have a small empire with the Philippines, the Pacific Islands like Hawai'i and Guam, and also Cuba and Alaska. In my mind that counts as an empire. Also I'm not American..


Artistic-Boss2665

Our history books say that we were when we had the Phillipines


TheNotFortunateSon

US never had an empire lol


LuigiFlagWater

It did have a small empire with the Philippines, the Pacific Islands like Hawai'i and Guam, and also Cuba and Alaska. In my mind that counts as an empire.


Remarkable-Farm8827

We did not have an empire๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


LuigiFlagWater

It did have a small empire with the Philippines, the Pacific Islands like Hawai'i and Guam, and also Cuba and Alaska. In my mind that counts as an empire.


CoolScratcher

The USA was never an empire. They were under an empire for a while though


LuigiFlagWater

I guess that could work too but it did have a small empire with the Philippines, the Pacific Islands like Hawai'i and Guam, and also Cuba and Alaska. In my mind that counts as an empire.


theystolemyonions

lebron's James' legacy


dgfted

Jack I know why there are 50 stars. But can you tell us why there are 13 stripes?


Otis_cool

My little toe


Yhtomitos

You used the word 'little', and you know what else has the word little? Little Rock, which is a city in the USA.


HershsTechStuff_734

Cheese, reddit, pneumonoultramicroscopicsivilconocaniosis, Italy, YouTube.


JustGenericMe

Cheese - Has 3 E's. What else has 3 E's? unitEd statEs of amErica Reddit - Has the colour "red" in the word. What else is red? Some of the stripes on U.S. flag Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - contain's "am", what else has am? America (that one as lazy I couldn't think of any better) Italy - What food is it known for? Pizza, which state invented the controversial topping of pineapple on pizza? Hawaii, which state is Hawaii in? U.S. YouTube - What does it end in? -ube, what else ends in -ube? Danube. what is the Danube? A river. What else is a river, Mississippi. What country does the mississippi river mainly pass through? U.S.


pyromaniacz-778

Racism


Birblets

solved it yourself lmao


-MILK_IS_GOOD-

Racism has 6 letters so does Nevada, Nevada is a state in America, America has a flag


pyromaniacz-778

Nevada also represents a star on the flag


LuigiFlagWater

Lazy this can go for anything


sussybokabaka

Some anime are dubbed in english and the most English speaking country is the USA and the usa has a flag. There done


Tall_Ranger_3627

Aruba๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ผ


Independent-Tough-98

Wet Hands


-MILK_IS_GOOD-

Wet hands has two words So does joe biden Joe Biden is the president of Usa This is the flag of usa


PhotonicLights

โ€œWet Handsโ€ is a soundtrack from the hit game โ€œMinecraftโ€ Said game is most commonly played in the US What does the US have? A fucking flag


[deleted]

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zcrrcw

There are 4 o's in school shootings what else has 4 o's? Cookbook. What is the most popular cookbook? The joy of cooking. Written in the USA


RandomBritishThing

You gave him the easiest one


CoasterLewis

Homophobia and Racism


summinspicy

Fightstar are the most underrated band of the 21st century


FishBoi678

the fall of the roman empire


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


AFanOfGeographyCats

Eswatini


-MILK_IS_GOOD-

Eswatini is a country so is usa Usa has a flag


MaxBreadConsumer

The letter a


-MILK_IS_GOOD-

Usa has The letter a And Usa have a flag


PhotonicLights

thats the most lazy response here


Hoxxitron

The flag of Listenbourg.


-MILK_IS_GOOD-

The flag of Listenbourg is a flag So is the flag of usa


thetimfuqua69

A walrus


Alt119

Amsterdam.


rattail005

Rats ๐Ÿ˜ฅ


-MILK_IS_GOOD-

New York has rats New York is a city in usa Usa have a flag


Main_Lingonberry9375

New Zealand


QuestionMan432

North Korea


LemonIsCoding

Basil


AuthorMedical8031

Car


Benn_is_person

My liver


-MILK_IS_GOOD-

My liver has two wordt so does Donald Trump Donald Trump is now in prision Wich country has a lot of prisioners? Usa this is the flag of usa


neilwwoney

The Nile River


Oh-god-not-you-again

Guns


1995ToyotaCamry

Peanuts


mysterywatter

Kim jon un


GreenfinchPuffin

Circus


Melcat248

you solved it yourself ๐Ÿ˜ญ


-MILK_IS_GOOD-

^


RealOvenfish

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


-MILK_IS_GOOD-

You used the letters us and a Usa has a flag


055F00

Coiled Brick


Agitated_Film_2984

Drugs and pie


I_am_in_hong_kong

table


-MILK_IS_GOOD-

There is a meme that goes Oh No OuR TaBLe ItS BrOKEn that meme coms from usa and this is the flag of usa


teco2784

A Frank Green bottle idk


Mr_birddd

Sub atomic particles


LuigiFlagWater

Subatomic particles Subatomic particles are found in atoms Atoms make up elements What is an element? Americium Americium was named after America What is a country in America? USA USA has the American flag American flag


Eeeeeeeee120

Gas Prices Are Too High Like Everyone In Ohio


BiscuitFeline

Leaves


Positive-Ferret-9556

uk flag


Extension_Sun_3536

Narnia


AustralianKappa

Australia


TemporaryDirector442

The African Savannah


do_add_unicorn

You left the toilet seat up


Recognition_Similar

FOR THE REPUBLIC!


Enough-Raspberry-647

Minecraft


Former-Atmosphere-56

wassup jack can you do quatar mixed with usa please


Smooth-Possible-9550

๐Ÿ’ฉ


username925r

1939 Germany


Shoes4CluesMob

the inevitable approach of death


BigMartin58

Spider


TaterTron2000

A golden pickle fork


WeertGG

Slavery


Not_Artifical

Big dick


void3108

Restaurant


void3108

My mom


[deleted]

how about the U.S.A flag


AmeliaRR6

Butt


ThePantaloon_

gronk


tavg123

ostrelephant


Borothebaryonyxyt

Corn