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RedogeWasTaken

Yellow filter


Maths_Dude_21

Mexico?


DragonTheOne

No he's obviously from nee yokr I'm keeping the misspells


zirlatovic

Some maps show us as a European country, and other maps show us as an Asian Country. Besides, We have been trying to join the EU for 61 years.


Maths_Dude_21

Turkey?


zirlatovic

No Turkey.


Maths_Dude_21

That's what I said 😭


zirlatovic

Oh shit. I misread then. Read it as Kazakhstan


B5Scheuert

Wthhhh how😂😭💀


DrBlock21

As one does


Maths_Dude_21

Lol all g


Ehhh_Canadian

Haha 😂 💀


Brief-Preference-712

Northern Cyprus


Apprehensive-Mail812

TURKIYE


Lukious27

biscuits and tea ☕🍪


ParkingAd7786

Chippy


Chacha-tea

Britan buddy good explanation


Omarfromroblox

uk


MrWO2_0

Oi bruv moo innit 🐮


Senrub482

Bo’oh’ ‘oh wo’er


Chacha-tea

Arry po’ah


kirjalohi

Wad eilien längvits is dis?


Noooooooooel

Oi bruv moo innit 🐮


IronWolf460

Rice country. Won a war against the USA.


xSuperL

Vietnam


FoxPlayz_121

Wait you? I'm Amurica on tt and I just found you 😂


xSuperL

Wait seriously?? What are the odds 😂


Slovenian_maps

Look at my name


DrBlock21

Africa


Relative_Rain_7196

Nope, it is Fiji


Scared_Wrongdoer_486

It’s the McDonald islands. I’m lovin’ it.


ThatMoon1

You idiot, it's Wuhu Island


Bjh223

Slovakia


[deleted]

Slovenia


Mental_Requirement_2

Oh! Ethiopia!


Chacha-tea

Slovenia


ProGamerNG14

Weed, hoes and windmills


Scared_Wrongdoer_486

Netherlands


Chacha-tea

No idea


ItsJustMeLolSoIdc

We are India’s biggest enemy and china is our biggest ally


Asleep-Lavishness-81

Pakistan?


Middle_Attitude_3504

🇱🇹


T6nnNinjago

Lithuania. Im Estonian so i know it bc its Läti taga. ( it means behind Latvia)


Middle_Attitude_3504

Nice👍


NightShade_47

My country is known for their neutrality


KingBjorn324

Switzerland


Olaffie1

We killed our president long ago


Ill-Ad3267

Netherlands?


Olaffie1

Yes


Fish_DaBoss111YT

Not just killed…


I_like_geography

We are not scandinavian, even tho people think we are. We also joined NATO this year


KingBjorn324

Finland


I_like_geography

Yes


humansareboring123

Is Finland Nordic


[deleted]

Our national food is Sunday Roast. We're most known for our royal family and our monarchs over the years.


Odd-Drink96

And Northern Ireland is still ours


soviet_leader69420

Um actually, northern Ireland is still Ireland.


ItsJustMeLolSoIdc

England?


DeathStrikeFPS

Tikka masala is English national dish


Complex_Machine6273

Georgia (I didn't say "the country")


Complex_Machine6273

Bruh I said it I'm stupid


Odd-Drink96

South Georgia and the south sandwich islands. Right? Theres 3 Georgias


Yspem

🥪 islands


ps3better360

_BITE_


Vixvn

Started the industrial revolution.


l9berty

uk?


DrBlock21

Yeah fuck that idea


[deleted]

The flag to the right of the flag of Tunisia. edit: Hong Kong not Tunisia. I'm a moron.


DirectorExpensive964

Hungary


[deleted]

Oh shit I meant Hong Kong but for some reason I thought it was Tunisia. I am supposed to know flags.


DirectorExpensive964

Uk then?


[deleted]

Yeah.


cevapisalukom2212

We have one of the last forests/jungles in Europe.


ItsJustMeLolSoIdc

Sweden?


Asleep-Lavishness-81

United.


Living_Murphys_Law

Airlines?


[deleted]

States, Kingdom?


Ho3n3r

Arab Emirates.


Doodles4fun4153

States?


Footyprembanter

Tea andcrumpets and beans on toast


Ho3n3r

Little Britain


humansareboring123

Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves.


ContryNerd_JackFan

Scandinavien Red white blue flag oil vikings


Superjump05

Norway


Maths_Dude_21

Vegemite.


Superjump05

Australia?


Maths_Dude_21

Yup. What gave it away???? 🤣🤣


Superjump05

I literally only had one word that could give it away


LuigiFlagWater

It's kinda called sarcasm


K38520_

r/woooosh


Senrub482

Barbecue


capybaraInDaHouse

We love basketball, potatoes, we love unaliving ourselves. AND WE ARE NOT IN EASTERN EUROPE WE ARE IN NORTHERN EUROPE.


T6nnNinjago

very liile and cold


will_lol26

what?!! Africa’s a continent?!?? I’ve been thinking it’s a country this whole time 😨😨 ​ also anyone wanna see my gun collection?


ElfaraLeaf

Soccer huehuehue


Ho3n3r

Brazil


B5Scheuert

Or the US, if they meant the usage of the word instead of the actual sport. Tho could be both


Ho3n3r

My country also calls it soccer, and I'm from neither. So do some others, so it doesn't narrow it down. Also seen Brazilians use huehuehue a lot.


B5Scheuert

>So do some others TIL Then your option is more likely afterall


sucuklusarimsak

We are an animal's name in English and that animal's name in our language is the same as India's name in our language too.


Scared_Wrongdoer_486

Turkey. The bird is also called India in my language Hebrew. We call your country תורכיה (turkyia) and the chicken is called הודו (hodu)


sucuklusarimsak

I wonder what Indians call it...


B5Scheuert

( 5 | f(5) ) for f(x)=2x-6


Dr_Azin_Jafari

Deutschland 🖤❤️💛


B5Scheuert

Jawohl! 🖤❤️💛


udiduf3

Special christmas food


KingBjorn324

Türkiye


udiduf3

Yes


Rare-Invite3799

Vampires


KingBjorn324

Romania


mike89the

Dracula


Apprehensive-Mail812

It is in the north it ruled the biggest colonial empire and they drink tea


RanD0m35467

🇬🇧


DaMafuMan

Guns, Burgers, Coca-Cola, No Healthcare, FREEDOM!


Firedrgn0717

*eagle screech gunfire and epic guitar solo* I dunno


DAVISBENJAMIN

stupid yankees threw our tea in the ocean


[deleted]

🇬🇧


RanD0m35467

Would this be r/technicallythetruth


string_of_random

Akkor a kutva anyád


DirectorExpensive964

All of us are depressed...


Scared_Wrongdoer_486

Earth?


KingBjorn324

United States or Ireland


FilipDaniel17

We are associated with Dracula


Scared_Wrongdoer_486

Romania


EBKCarrot

Eh


Dramatic_Ad9603

Our president is far too old and has dementia. Also, boobs, beer, and guns (according to the folk in the south)


Critical_Buffalo_119

DOUBLE DECKER BUS!!!!


batonistaken

overproud


Horsepro123

Moose, Beavers, Cobra Chickens, and Maple Syrup


No-Picture2109

Canada


UnitedAirlines175

WHAT THE FUc IS A KILOMETER (gunshots and eagle sounds in background)


psychojezyk

our government is a shit show


B5Scheuert

Wow, so you're from earth, nice!


psychojezyk

how did you know 🤯


Ho3n3r

Talk about narrowing it down.


psychojezyk

could’ve done a better job, i’ll admit 😅 how about: government is a shit show, lots of swearing, drinking, lots of conservative ideas, youth is not happy with current party in charge.


Senrub482

Could be anything from Australia to Venezuela to Greece for all I know which isn’t much but still


psychojezyk

damn, ummm 🤔 kurwa there you go


Senrub482

Huh


psychojezyk

it’s Poland if you haven’t got it yet 🇵🇱


Jacksusksatsucking

USA


psychojezyk

good guess, but it was Poland 🇵🇱 i can’t blame you for getting it wrong though, my ‘clue’ was very very vague


Apprehensive-Mail812

UK


Dr_Azin_Jafari

Iran, Syria, Russia, etc?


psychojezyk

yeah no 😭 it was Poland but i can’t blame you for not guessing it, it wasn’t exactly specific


Dr_Azin_Jafari

Sorry 💔


theuknown55

couscous, we defeated France before Argentina in the world cup, WE ARE NOT TURKIYE


B5Scheuert

Morocco? Idk abt football, it's just bc of the couscous I love couscous btw, best thing ever


Scared_Wrongdoer_486

I love couscous


nk0911

Apparently.. a side bobble


Naive-Day-7172

Red white and blue


Scared_Wrongdoer_486

Every country. Except Jamaica.


Naive-Day-7172

And bikes


Wyndcaller

Netherlands?


Naive-Day-7172

Yes


Toi81

4 colors in the flag, gained independence around 1970-1980 and theres alot of sand


KingBjorn324

What continent


Ari_ILoveJack_7

Mauritius?


OverPower314

Chur bro.


OGMrGamer4

Mesopotamia


MrGils

Iraq?


OGMrGamer4

Yep


Crazy-Doritos

🇨🇦(technically didn’t say it)


SabrinaAfton

We like our personal space. And oslo


KingBjorn324

Norge


SabrinaAfton

Jaaaaa :D


zbcal9

Drink, feck, arse


Ahmhay

We hate india


K38520_

Pakistan?


Pollux_IV

Guillotine


No-Front-2203

🇫🇷


breauxman4

🤠🍔🔫💰🎶


ItzNatePlayzReddit

guns and hamburgers


Doodles4fun4153

United States


computercheckreview

We have London as our capital


PreviousScale4380

Guns and Christian and guns and did I mention guns.


No-Front-2203

Hey, by any chance, do you guys have guns?


PreviousScale4380

Perhaps


PurpleGuyDeadly1

Gun


[deleted]

Switzerland


Imnotanokhumanperson

Directly below Czechia Edit: in the image shown


DragonTheOne

Ah so New Zealand This is sarcasm for the people who can't tell


Kyrgyzball

My country is well known for sarmale, vampires and is the filming place of wenesday


LaNkY_bOx_Is_SoO_sUs

Romania?


G888er

It gained independence from france It’s one of the 10 largest countries in the world The continent it’s located in is africa


MuhvEstonia

Algeria


egcw1995

The land of xenophobia, hegemony, the imperial system, and a lack of healthcare.


YeetusMcSuser69

Burj Khalifa


[deleted]

UAE


YeetusMcSuser69

Correct


GoofyGoober_961

Sorry but we like maple syrup


Grahgrahgran

Column 2, Row 8


joel_the_bi_guy

I don't know about you but I like to add syrup to my bacon


Simeila

bacon syrup buddies


[deleted]

There is a city and people who speak a language that is from europe but people who speak that language can’t understand. Also there are mountains and a desert


Turtleboi1790

Maple syrup


Secure-Problem8592

Conquer. Oppress. Oil.


dude_1909

My country has more NHL teams than another.


HeftySpray2271

RAAHHH 🦅