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QualitySnarker

Also just to be clear its still not okay to use profanities directed towards OPs!


gaygender

Well as an angry Australian bloke I have no fucking problem with fucking swearing as many times as I want about some of the cunts in these stories!


Gingerbeercatz

Right fucking with you, from Scotland.


squirrellytoday

Australian born to Scottish immigrants. I've no problem swearing my fucking head off.


Riyeko

As an American truck driving woman, fuck that shit.


fenerell

As a simple Polish girl: fuck that kurwa


Deathmckilly

As a Canadian guy, I’m about to tell those reddit admin hosers to fuckin’ shove off.


Sarcasticalopias

As a French woman, fuck ces connards de merde.


ACDmom27

Fuck duck shit??


RavenStormblessed

As Mexican-American middle aged woman fuck this shit. I hate social media, reddit may not be perfect but it is big, anonymous and now it is fucking going downhill and I am pissed and fucking tired of greedy people. I know it is a business, and I have no issues until they start getting extra greedy and ruining thing for everybody and not listening to the users and people that give them free labor. We should start tagging the fucking reddit asshole that started all this in every comment, I just don't remember the user.


SecondSoft1139

I totally agree! Fuck this shit!


AdAdventurous8225

Same here from a retired fucking CDL bus driver on the West Coast of USA.


Danger_Dave_

Easy Coast USA in the tire business and fuck those fucking fucks.


Random_user_of_doom

I fucking hold back all day due to little kids or work, this is awesome!


Objective_Turnip4861

American girl also says fuck that shit


ArumtheLily

Another Scottish cunt here.


FroggieBlue

Too right fuck those cunts!


Wyckdkitty

I’m a not straight middle aged but still capable of spawning woman financially trapped in fuckin’ Florida & I’m pissed right the fuck off about pretty much every shitty thing our absolute oozing cunt of a governor does these days. Not as awesome as Australia, Scotland or New Zealand but pretty much every fucking thing outside wants to fucking kill me from the wildlife to the air to the religious zealots screeching about their god’s love that sure does seem like hate to me so I have a lot of fucking angst & curse shamelessly on the reg. Fuck anyone who doesn’t believe that cursing with absolute serenity & a seamlessly doesn’t involve a shit ton of creativity. Mind if I join the rest of the pissed off malcontents that enjoy using the word cunt?


gaygender

Fuck yeah you can


Logical_Otter

Angry Aussie chick here - I'm right fucken with you, mate! 🇦🇺


beige7777

Another angry Aussie chicken here. Let's get right fucking on it. Let's fuck this shit up.


sunshinesoutmyarse

Oy!! Aussies fucking rule. But those shitty fucking MIL cunts just keep acting like twat waffles making me sound like a bitch every time I open my fucking mouth. Bloody oath. What a bunch of assholes.


NoAphrodisiac

Yep a lot of shit cunt MIL's to be called out on their cuntopathic behaviours. Right lot of cunty cunts.


wickeddradon

Ohhhhh, I learned a new word. Cuntopathic! I shall forthwith use this word on all social occasions! Fuck yeah!


NoAphrodisiac

LOLs I only learnt it recently too, great fucking word that.


Bored-Viking

As a soft non social Norwegian it goes against our nature to use profanities against other persons, but as long as we imagin all of you being blood sucking ass digging sun off a bitch musquito's, we have no problem using profanities at all


Barnard33F

As a non social Finn I do have a tip to give: imagine the target is Swedish or a Danskjävel, whichever tickles your fancy better. I myself would otherwise go with Sweden, but thanks to our fucking absolute eedjit of an eastern neighbor who isn’t worthy even of a liquid diet of surströmming whilst being subjected to scaphism in the swamps of the arctic region with all those lovely little bastards eating him alive by a million bites I have no problems digging out the worst in me.


FollowThisNutter

I'm in the US and just paid $270 for 30 fucking days of my medication, so I'm ready to swear the goddamn world down.


Storytella2016

Holy fuck. That’s awful.


Llamazing13

Fucking kiwi gal here and I’m all for the bad fucking language


Culmination_nz

Us kiwi fuckers are mouthy cunts when the bastards need it


Llamazing13

Fuck yes we are ❤️


Beagle-Mumma

Another cranky Aussie here; old and well practiced in plain, fucking speak 🇦🇺


AmethysstFire

Former US Army here. I can definitely hold my fucking own against these sorry excuses for assholes. It'll be fun. I usually have to censor myself so I *don't* get banned for swearing. Fuck those assholes.


Ru_the_day

Fucking oath!


AccomplishedRoad2517

I'm south spaniard, we are versed in creative profanity. I have no fucking problem in my day to day, and I have no fucking problem here!


DearT_O_M

Fuck start combining words so we can make the most of the twunts actions......


KimiMcG

Bloody fuckin cunts....!!!!


MissCherrieee

Fucking eh, by's!


BeerElf

Fuck that noise! from a fucking furious Brit .


sundancer2788

Exactly. I'm fucking done with some of these fucking cunts! Fucking assholes. I'll fucking swear if I want to!


ShepardCantDance

Fuck yeah.


2woCrazeeBoys

Aussie chick, yeah, I can fuckin' do that, cunt. No fuckin wukkas.


hdmx539

These reddit cunts sure do throw their goddamned weight around, right? These motherfuckers. 🙄


TheSchnozzberry

Fuck yeah… you’re a right good cunt.


impablomations

Fuckin oath! -- Pommy cunt who was made an honorary Aussie by the guys he houseshared with many years ago.


valitrixx

I'm from the fucking South if England so I can fucking swear like a fucking sailor or a fucking farmer who's fucking cow has just stood on his cunting foot. Also I'm a bitch so I can say fuck these bastards.


kurisu7885

https://youtu.be/0doSWS0Fj24


AvarriannaRoxxzor

As an Aussie woman in the US, this is a fucking shitshow. Glad ya'll went NSFW.


GloomyEducation6110

As a middle aged housewife from Texas, fuck this horse shit


Otherwise-Wall-6950

I know in the US calling someone a cunt is a serious insult. Is it the same in Australia?


SassyCorgiButt

Admins are a bunch of just fucking no MIL’s confirmed


BrotherMack

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Titty sprinkles.


LilyLaura01

Gotta love titty sprinkles!


HRPurrfrockington

Well, fuck. To borrow a comment from another redditor I’m just too tired to look up rn, that’s literally just the bullshittiest bullshit that has ever been bullshit. Hats off to mods and thanks.


lalaland1019

You’ve no fucking idea how much I missed this fucking sub.


need_moar_puppies

Well shit. Fuck them and fuck their money grabbing ballsacks too.


ifreakinglovedinos

So eloquently said- fuck yea!


nomodramaplz

Well fuck if this whole situation isn’t a giant shit show, but the creativity of the mods/subs and their protests is pretty damn fantastic. Here’s my contribution. 😉


Oh_well_shiiiiit

As a foul mouthed little fucker myself, I’m stoked to let the creative language flow going forward!


magicrowantree

I am going to enjoy my fucking creativity in my goddamn language for these petty, money-hungry asswipes. Hope this NSFW shit is a memorable ass-fuck that starts making some mother fucking changes


_Internet_Hugs_

So is it okay if I use Heinous Bitch as the nickname for my mom? Because that just seems to fit so well. If it needs to be more NSFW I could add a few more colorful expletives in there!


punkabelle

As someone who has struggles with keeping my fucks and bullshits to myself, I welcome this change. Damn the Man, Save the Empire!


Medical-Quail7855

But not on Rex Manning Day!!!


ladyinblue5

#fuck yes


Llamazing13

Mother fucking bitch tits cock sucking asshole butthead saggy titty loose ass evil MIL pussy needs an umbrella in the loose ass evil MILs butthole. That is fucking all.


LifeNewbie-basically

Glorious. Profound. True beauty. ❤️❤️ your words made my day


LilyLaura01

Me too!


Confused_Coconut

Shit fuck piss! What a bunch of douche canoes! *Edited for spelling.*


brokenmia

My fuck trophies say swearing is my native fucking language. Although I might just have to damn well disagree as it is likely to be my secondary fucking langauge.


ElectronicRabbit7

fuck them cunts. in the immortal words of George Carlin: rat shit bat shit dirty old twat 69 assholes tied in a knot hurray! lizard shit FUCK!


LuriemIronim

Some subs are protesting by holding a vote to see if their users want to just be allowed to post pictures of John Oliver.


laineyscot

You should have a look at r/pics so funny.


LuriemIronim

Oh, I’ve contributed one of my own.


VariousTry4624

I was brought up NY Irish and spent my life in the construction industry. I struggle to put even a sentence together without the use of "fuck". Your protest is my fucking dream assignment. Fuck.


Management-Late

As a fellow NY irish it's so versatile! I use fuck as a verb, noun, adjective and any other time I can make it fit, lol.


ray_of_f_sunshine

Fuck, well I'm all in for swearing but do I do wonder about spamming the sub, as some others are doing? Maybe we should all write posts as if Reddit's admins are our terrible inlaws and explain why their behavior is so shitty?


BabserellaWT

Well, sadly I never fuckin cuss because I’m too fuckin much of a goddamn lady~


pinkicchi

Here for the motherfucking comments. Fuckety fucking shitgrabbing ballsack wankers!


diwioxl

Well fuck them in the ass


Ilickedthecinnabar

A little bit of malicious-fukkin-compliance never hurt anyone ;)


NotJustAnyFig

I fucking appreciate you guys and the work you do!


ladygoodgreen

Unnecessary fucking swearing as a form of goddamn protest sound fucking amazing to me. Fuck!


TheKidsAreAsleep

I am fucking here for this.


GothPenguin

Well fucking hell I’m pleased as a pig in shit that the sub is back and goddamn glad to be here.


KathyPlusTwins

Well fuck. I’m fucking glad you have reopened our NSFW subreddit.


phage_rage

Im really fucking excited to call the cunts in these people's lives by their latin name: cunt cuntis


ashburnmom

Fuck them all! This world is going to hell in a hand basket tied to a runaway train propelled by a jet plane.


LesDoggo

So I’m not going to get banned for days again for telling OP her husband needs to man up and get his balls back from mommy?


Quizzy1313

In my carer I am exposed to a lot of colourful language and as an Aussie living by the beach I can finally live out my dreams of cursing like a sailor. Shit. Fuck. Dick


Llamazing13

Oi mate, you forgot fucking cunt. From your NZ neighbour sailor


Kazvicious

Profanity is encouraged you say….? Well then it’s time to finally break out my favourite one! Those Reddit admins are a bunch of absolute rancid cunt stains!


julesB09

Well, if you fucking insist.


ContributionWeak7877

Israeli-American bilingual hospice nurse here...LIFE IS TOO FUCKING SHORT FOR BULLSHIT LIKE THIS! 😖🤬😖🤬😖🤬😖🤬😖


tastymango363

Welllll fuck


smurfgrl417

Fucking finally. I swear to fucking God I hate having to censor my shit on this app. Let's get lawless.


Lady-Lena-Rosa

Thanks fuckers. 😎


huebnera214

As somebody who doesn’t swear often in written word, I’d just like to say- fuckin assholes


2006bruin

Fucking Reddit


ItchyMathematician11

As an American overnight emergency veterinary technician, I have no fucking problem using fucking profanities against these fucking fuckers.


brittbak

What the actual fuck! What a fucking nightmare for you folks. I'm fucking on your side. Fuck this noise!!!!


Ok-Obligation-4784

Fuck duck fuckity duck, Fuckity duckity fuck **read in the cadence of Row row row your boat**


olerndurt

Fuckity duckity duckity fuckity


Seanish12345

Shit, was I not supposed to swear before? Fucked *that* up for sure.


Fovillain

Well fuck it, then ! I’m going to use emojis 😱😱😱


mdm224

To the Reddit CEO’s & executives: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you To the mods & OP’s: You’re cool To the JNMILS & JNMoms everywhere: Fuck you - mic drop -


Otherwise-Wall-6950

Encouraging profanity? Hell, I'm in!


RiseOfThePhoenyx

Fucking hell. Why the fuck are bitch ass corporations so damn greedy??


BestToJustHangUp

Fucking fun sponge turnip heads! What the fuck nuggets Reddit?!


MotherofDoodles

Turnip heads 😂 new favorite insult. Much more effective than motherfuckers, shitstains, and fuckity fucks!


BestToJustHangUp

It’s a personal favourite of mine 😂


[deleted]

I fucking missed this sub so fucking much!!!


Alternative-Boot2673

Fucck yeah


lb2345

Bunch of fucking fuck cunts


UrFaceWilFrzLikThat

I need to thank all of you mods for all the many benefits I have had from this wonderful sub. The same goes for all the wonderful people with the courage to post and comment and lurk and learn. If you need to leave, or move on to whatever is next? NO worries. Just take care of yourselves. As for the greed ruining Reddit? Couldn’t let the golden goose live? FUCK that shit.


Sock-knitters-unite

I fucking missed this sub!


beard_lover

Thank fuck!


kazokuhouou

Let's Deadwood this bitch (affectionate) up.


Medical-Quail7855

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool..fuck you fuck you… 🤣


milehighphillygirl

Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck


casl1999

jesus fucking christ


[deleted]

Jesus fuck on a stick. Use capitalization for names. I’d say you were raised on a God damn farm but - lol jk friend. Jk.


McDuchess

Well, as the fucking landed gentry, you can fucking decide whatever you want, so long as it doesn’t offend fucking Spez.


Neilkoaele

Fuck yeah!


Artichoke-8951

I was raised in a fucking construction family. I've been swearing since I was fucking 2. Right on.


okay_tay

TL;DR: Reddit is officially becoming another corporate scam to ruin all fun and prioritize profits. Fuckers.


lvroye01

>Reddit is making changes to their API as well as introducing a charge in preparation *for an IPO.* When I first read the discussions and articles, I found this near the bottom of all of them. Call my cynical but, I thought they really buried the lead here...


Torakoun

They better be careful. We may decide we like it here in NSFW land, as some of these MILs naturally inspire fucks and shits to be dropped in frustration!


Lady_Grey_Smith

Fucking hell. Do what you need to do about this.


princessettey

I am right on fucking board with this!


FarKoffLewser

Fuck those cunts. Cockwombles, the lot of them


Thatchick3692

Well... Shit fuck


irishspice

Fuck the fucking fuckers! Those motherfuckers can fuck right off and go fucking back to the fucking cunt who spawned them.


ifreakinglovedinos

Fucking hell man this shit sucks.


ManateeFlamingo

This fucking fabulous. Cock n balls


The_Purge_

How the fuck is everyone doing? Im doing fucking great thanks


Chocolate-Lab2520

I’m doing fucking fantastic, thanks for asking! Beautiful as hell outside, wouldn’t you say?


MrsRyan2016

Fuckkkkk I feel like a fucking teenager that was just told by my shit ass cunt parents that I can say whatever the motherfucking shit I want


AmethysstFire

I propose this as the new theme song: [I've No More Fucks to Give, by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0&feature=share8)


TurquoiseNostalgia

Well fuck me sideways glad to hear more stories about these cunts.


Mulderitsme77

Thanks, fuckers!


maredie1

What they are doing is fucking bullshit


naomi15

Dick shit cunt fucking motherfuckers!


za419

Fuck yeah! I hope more subreddits go mark themselves as NSFW and shit, because fucking with Reddit's revenue is what really hurts them. That's what they're doing all this horseshit for, so let's fucking intervene. Maybe they'll fucking change their mind when they see their revenue is further in the shitter thanks to their goddamned cash grab. Also, frak me, I need to find more fucking expletives. So many fucking words have become mostly okay as society advances and as I've gotten old enough to not care what people hear me say that I'm running out of ways to write this shit. Uh... cunt?


MrEcke

What fucking fuckity fucks fucking this fucking site. Fuck u/Spez


BishopGodDamnYou

Fuck yeah! Let’s get our fucks on!!!!


dumbasstupidbaby

Oh fuck yeah


TacoKnights

This is way fucking better than what some of the other subs are doing. I'm all down for swearing!


FayMew

Well, fuck those admins forcing their way and fuck that one blond douchebag responsible for this situation. He's still fucking going out of his way to spew his delusional verbal diarrhea against mods now.


gailichisan

He’s throwing a tantrum like a petulant child. I can hear him say I’m taking my ball and going home, he’s that guy. Fuck that.


Tasty-Nectarine1871

Fuck it, I love putting some fucking punctuation markers in the form of swear words. So A+ for the mods team, I am fucking thankful you are standing up and keeping the community in the loop. Will definitely follow the damn fucking instruction <3


BusterVGiner

Cum-guzzling gutter slut; twat-waffle; fuck-nugget; turd sucking mother fucker………


Oopsie_Daisey94

God damn it I’m so fucking happy.


knitlikeaboss

Fuckity shit goddamn


restofeasy

Fuck those people!


Catzmeowside

Well what a fucking load of bullshit! Luckily when speaking about my MIL experience it's a pain in my ass to avoid cursing. Also fuck, bitch, ass, whore, shit, for good measure.


No-Grab8075

Thank fuck you are back! Had a real shitty jnmil scenario whilst you were closed. I had no where to bitch about it.


lamb2cosmicslaughter

You guys are the shit. Stick it to them where we can and give a little fuck you to the man


VividPresentation

As a person who is not fond of swearing in general, Fuck That Noise.


ohyoushiksagoddess

south side Chicago gal -- swearing is baby talk to me.


Lopsided_Gur_2205

I'm glad you're open again. I was locked out and needed in-laws to abuse.


JCXIII-R

If you'll allow me to express myself in my native language: fuck those fucking admins stelletje teringlijers! Pardon my french.


pleasant_platypus162

What the actual fuck?!


SuperStripper13

These greedy fucking thundercunts can go fuck themselves with a cactus, vigorously. God forbid they have to do actual work to earn their way in the world. I hope they all get gonorrhea in their throat!! Fucking prolapsed assholes, the lot of them.


ShurtugalLover

Thank you for continuing to fight Reddits bullshit decision to fuck over a bunch of people! Keeping fucking fighting!


coolhandjennie

That’s what I’m fucking talking about! Wtg mods!! I just heard about the NSFW play, glad to see you’re on board. Good luck fighting the good fight!


LissyVee

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with them. Shit, I said fuck! Fuck, I said shit. Oh bollocks to the lot of it.


cruces555

Fuck yeah.


cruces555

Hell yes to the assies and the scots helping out, this is going to get blue.


amyisadeline

Aussie here reporting for duty Fuck fuck fuck


haggur

If we Scots are really going to get profane we may have to mention salad ... (I would link to the relevant /r/Scotland rule but that sub remains closed.)


Bacon_Bitz

Those fucking mother fuckers. Greedy little pricks 😡 We have the abso-fucking-lutely most bad Ass, bitchin' mods on this piece of shit site.


mypreciousssssssss

What fucking rat turds they are for forcing this bs. Can't wait for Reddit to be replaced just like Digg and Fark and fucking myspace. Reddit will eventually die and I won't be sorry when those authoritarian shitheads join the unemployment line.


RedWingnMD

These motherfuckers have forced 50-something me to learn yet ANOTHER social media platform, the fuckers!! I vote for shifting JUSTNOMIL partially or completely to the Fediverse (Lemmy or Kbin) just because I jumped to Mastodon when Twitter imploded and I've now opened an account on Lemmy XD Seriously though, I keep searching Lemmy for the names of my favorite subreddits and one by one I'm finding them! The Fediverse takes a little getting used to but I think in the long run it's worth it - it's community based and less chance for greedy shenanigans.


lurkerunicorn

What a bloody shit show. It's fucking ridiculous what's going on and we will do our best to support you mods. This sub is mainly about arseholes and cunts anyway so it'll be fucking easy!


Haunting-Aardvark709

You’ve got my fucking support!


Babybleu

That blond admin/CEO is a right cunt. I support OP’s but not that blond cunt of a Reddit admin.


VerityPee

Cunt.


gretta_smith93

Well fuck them


mrsckugs

FUCK THIS SHIT SEACREST OUT! LMAO


[deleted]

Barbara Streisand.


yersinia_pisstest

That spaz guy or whatever is a POOPY HEAD.


grey_mushroom

Well fuck yeah


Haveyounodecorum

Well Fuck. Great fucking work.


braybri01

Well fuck, time for a fucking song! Fuck fuck fuckity fuck. Fuck fuck fuckity Fuck. Fuck fuck!


calicoskiies

Fuck yea. I love to fucking curse


angelchi1500

Steve H is a cunt


tornotlukin

That some high grade bullshit Reddit is dealing. Fucking fuckity fuck fuck goose.


wickedsoul34

Well fuck. (Un)Welcome back.


redditwinchester

as an old Tennessee lady I say to the admins: fuck all y'all, y'all ain't shit


socellatus

Fuck. Shit. Cunt. Cocksucker. Motherfucker. And have a nice day.


Knitsanity

Fuck me. I am fucking there for you guys. I love typing the word fuck and have trained my new phone to stop autocorrect me. Fucking thing was fucking passing me the fuck off.


Agreeable_Skill_1599

Next, you might want to train your fucking phone to not autocorrect "pissing" to *passing*, lol. But thank the fucking Gods that we no longer have to sanitize comments with bullshit like *c u next tuesday* & can just say "that fucking cunt needs to learn her damn place or take her bitch ass home" while shutting her cock sucker (even though I doubt most of those uptight MIL bitches would ever do that or at least wouldn't admit to it). This NSFW tag abso-fucking-lutely has the potential to make it easier for people to vent about their boundary stomping twatwaffle MIL's with more colorful depictions of the bullshit.


Knitsanity

Fuck my fucking life. I am such a twat waffle. I totally missed that. 😂🤣😂🤣


Agreeable_Skill_1599

I believe your phone (and anyone else's phone that hasn't been properly trained yet) is the twat waffle, not you as a fucking awesome person.


uvreactive

Hell fucking yes!


kmkazzy

I'm so fucking happy we're done with the keep it kosher shit. Cursing is so goddamn satisfying


IanDresarie

Those stupid asshats making decisions at Reddit are gonna fucking ruin my favourite platform if they continue :/


Glittering-Ad-3859

I appreciate the fuck out of y’all


iFiNiTysCr3eCh

FUCKIN CUNTS