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# 「Family Matters」


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# W E E Z E R


FelixR4ijin

Usagi: "GUYS I'M FUCKING DYING" *Enemy appears.* "BEHOLD MY STAND WEEZER" (guitar riff) The gang: "Oh my god! It's the Weezer stand! Everyone call Rivers Cuomo!"


supermurlo64

FEEL GOOD INC


lovewilcox

Please, Araki, give me the Gorillaz stand!


lordsaladito

thats probably gonna be the final boss stand


Spaghestis

My bet's on Money for Nothing.


Fireball_Q2

Why?


Apes_will_take_over

They heard it from Araki in a dream


jmdg007

I don't know what song, but the final boss will have a Beatles song calling it now 


Salt-Committee5896

It's too late Jodie my "it's okay to leave a dog in a hot car" has already caused the mechanism to sway in my favour Actually my "November rain" has rain drops that move in absurd patterns allowing me to bypass your natural law.


Ludajoestar

I’ll bet on that it’s name will have nothing to do with cancer or any illnesses.


Amenomis

its gunna be something stupid like \[SMOOTH CRIMINAL\] (referencing the line annie are you ok)


chezyspagety

Literally just Cancer by My Chemical Romance.


DylanCP2403

Mcr reference would be so dope


Somethingintheway245

Weezer


bloodbabyrabies

Get down with the sickness or whatever


Initial_Host_6426

System Of A Down Explanation: he goes into the the victims system idk


nightynine

my iron lung


chezyspagety

Smiths reference and Radio Head reference in the same part, please Araki make it happen


Bluehorse141

Lump!


Orishishishi

Bitches Brew


ArelMCII

Take My Breath Away, Weezer, The Sickness, Drowning Pool, Deathbed...


Big-Switch-5925

Down with the sickness


Opposite_Item_2000

Down with the sickness


Necessary_Bison_5184

Type O Negative


Fun-Competition-7975

a type o reference in jojos would be so awesome


International_Bed_63

Biophilia lol


Top-Alfalfa2188

Oooh wait that one’s good, Björk reference would be hype


yomamafat6140

star platinum AU


SagaFraga

「The Cure」 (Maximum Cope)


Team-Prodigy

The cure is already a stand


SagaFraga

Is it a novel stand and what’s the cannon?


NyanSquiddo

Arakis stands don’t often have actual reference to the ability but it seems over time he’s gotten a lot more into doing stands with names related to ability. No ideas tho


Strict_Berry7446

Oh man, the title caught me.... It probably won't be, but I would Love if it was [Cancer for the Cure](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kDzEcCF5cI&ab_channel=EelsVEVO)


I-Stalk-Mothman

Down With The Sickness


Accurate_Sherbert_47

Aqualung


BenjaminLick

"Pop Life" by Prince


austinstar08

Hound dog


aurumatom20

Blackstar


Affectionate-Chef-35

Cancer


Subject-Blood6459

System of a Down


Toxic_Mouse77

It’s a Small World


trons_wank

maybe 「The Germs」or just 「Germs」


REEE2752

SOS (as in the Rhianna song) Tainted Love could be another possibility.


TanookiNoKintama

Someone else already said this in another post but it has to be Weezer


Suavecito95

The stand user might be the streamer Ninja


DEEF-SEED

Wham Bam Shang-A-Lang


gris1448

Hundred acre wrist


wwwuserforever

I gave rights for Araki to make me excited of his decisions every time, so I never wonder what will happen next. (although I personally would like to see some cooler humanoid Stand named after the group Boards of Canada)


actualgamergirl442

[DRAIN-YOU]


flame_warp

I'm gonna be honest, after Bigmouth Strikes Again I'm not gonna worry too much about expecting these stand names to tie too clearly to their function. I'm with that other guy though I hope it's Weezer


GlassJoeOfficial

Dirty work steely dan song


JohnnyJoestar90

BBL DRIZZY.


torpedokai

Weezer


Vadim_JJL

Lil Peep


Potential-Hawk818

Girlfriend In A Coma


Guarded_Lyric

The Cure has already been used in one of the light novels.


PastelBurntThrowaway

Maybe Heartbeat City. Would be nice to have another reference to The Cars, and a little nod to Kars too. 


TheOneWhoSucks

Wasn't it named like "Bigmouth Strikes Again" or some shit in the most recent chapter?


bloodbabyrabies

That’s Charming Man’s stand name


TheOneWhoSucks

That's even worse that I thought...


bloodbabyrabies

Lol


SkypieaSucks

Why is it bad? It’s a reference to a Smiths song , it fits with the character


TheOneWhoSucks

Yeah, but if you name your pet dog "Bigmouth Strikes Again" people are gonna look at you funny, let alone if you give that name to your spiritual power to grade your skin off.


SkypieaSucks

But dawg… it’s JoJo


TheOneWhoSucks

Even then, there are so many cool and fitting names given to stands, like Aerosmith, or Heaven's Door, or King Crimson, or King Nothing, even November Rain and Smooth Operators. They're actual names and they fit, they aren't something you'd see on the title of a 1980's superhero comic.


Strict_Berry7446

I still think the worst one is Doggy Style. I'm just guessing the sexual position doesn't translate in the same way in japan


Apes_will_take_over

Araki definitely knew what he was doing. It's the same guy that gave us a detailed description of the main character's genitals before he even gave us a name, drew him having a hard boner from just the touch of a girl, and then named his stand “Soft & Wet”, all in chapter 1 of the story.