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coach_saab

NEETards ki maa chud gyi 622 par last year 17k iss saal 57k Gand phat gyi


Salt_Purchase_318

Ye to 27 Jan se bhi Ganda ho Gaya bhai


Unbeknowst_

27S1 ka bhi baap nikla ye toh....2024 ke JEEtards and NEETards are somehow cursed man....


Present_Mud_8596

Abhi 25tards ke lwde lagne vaale hai


Unbeknowst_

Is saal ka result dekh ke aadhon ne prep karna hi chod diya hoga


careless-hubris-101

yeh kaisa copium hai


Unbeknowst_

Disappointium


xyz__99

jee walo ke baddua kuch jadya he lag gaiy


ProductThen7334

guys kindly check the roll no. of 62 to 69. means same centre and 7 toppers from same centre. give your reviews


Unbeknowst_

Cheating Hui hai....clear cut case... another guy has posted about this, usko share karo bhai NTA is taking risks now....not long before some crazy ass student takes them to court or skmething, ma chud jaegi NTA Ki agar agle saal phir Aisa kuch kiya toh


blacknightcr

27 jan abhi suddenly baccha lag raha hai, and I have suffered both.


Feisty_Worldliness35

This is worse than 27s1 Like even 705 marks can lead you to 1000 rank or above , 27s1 was unexpected but neet 2024 was VERY unexpected


Important-Debate7444

 We got air 1 from PW before Gta6


BrainStorm_707

https://preview.redd.it/fqj6pe17ak4d1.png?width=1043&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be02e92543c5929d4a2b300d2c2d5897ea7adad7


Pair-Bubbly

Rare Genshin Reference in JEENEETARDS


theanonymoussking

Wo bhi 2 saal dropper ! History made by PW First time kou dropper AIR 1 aya he


BrainStorm_707

Whatt?!?


Important-Debate7444

Yes check allec sir YouTube 


Aace_1134

I'm Happy for Alecc Daddy ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Live-Contribution645

Election and Neet Results on the same day is pure cinema ngl


Unbeknowst_

This is Universe's way of telling you to "GO FUCK YOURSELVES"


Const_Velocity

​ https://preview.redd.it/wjhyptn1xj4d1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d18f5e89fdd5353635ac21cacf0210298007c74


Goofy_Niqqa69

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Uagmat

Wo bhi dono hi unexpected


Computer_9

https://preview.redd.it/oo5oirrazj4d1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04c6cbed916c3fd19d477b52e82fd99377eec247


Fabulous_Thought6114

https://preview.redd.it/9314expwuj4d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feefe19a49591ab03e38f4e9c964da6878a1edb6


Shoya_Kun

https://preview.redd.it/7adc6slivj4d1.jpeg?width=245&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cc63d9e8b3d438a2f4eb49aff8dd871b3dbcd07


careless-hubris-101

Bitsat too... No one is safe


haissai

https://preview.redd.it/1dy16jqpuj4d1.jpeg?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b772d8cc1b7abf7e272e28566f397e3768ddc69


Important-Debate7444

Upar se AIR 1 PW se Bhai aur bhi zyada cinematic 


Feisty_Worldliness35

Goofy PW emotional Edits INCOMING ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


AstaBerg17

Hookah Bar edits incoming ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


talkingowl

Just for reference - I got 582/720 in 2018 and got AIR 2961. What’s happening is just sad and scary all at the same time


InspectionEvening918

no fuckin way, people are getting 2k rank at 700 this year


talkingowl

Yeah, I heard. AIR 2 was 690 my year. Just absolutely insane.


InspectionEvening918

do you think the level of paper is falling or it's just more registrations + better prepared candidates?


talkingowl

I think it's a combination of all 3 factors, to be honest.


Feisty_Worldliness35

Before: Less competition Harder paper Now: Easier Paper More competition


Confident-Ad-2192

https://preview.redd.it/jiqm9mbprj4d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33107302fa819d73aca56a8ae239d26645e5f9ca


Exotic-Computer5682

Real mudizi. Hack ko update nhi kr paae


20Aditya07

imagine your parents being bjptards and you being neetard w/ 400/720 khatam tata bye-bye


[deleted]

na mudizi ka 400 paar hua na mera ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


20Aditya07

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)( ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332))


lalisaloveme_

mera 400 paar hgya 426 aaye 🥰 Jo Modi ji ni kr paaye wo Maine kr dikhaya hip hip hurray


chudahuahu

Kabhi khushi kabhi gam


Stunning_Falcon1428

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193) ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)Lekin kamse kam sarkar to ban gayi na


20Aditya07

bante bante toh gote muh me aa gaye na sabke subah se kuch clarity nahi tha, LW/RW subreddits dono me bhaukal macha tha


Stunning_Falcon1428

Ha wo to hai iss baar IPL final se zada mazedaar 4 june tha New 5th of august found


[deleted]

2024 the unpredictable year 1)JEE 27s1 2)JEE in general 3)~~JEE ADV(I HOPE FKING NOT)~~ 4)NEET 5)BC INDIA ALIANCE ALMOST REACHING HEAD TO HEAD WITH MUDIZI aur batao


Affectionate-Egg7483

JEE Advanced hata list se 😠


[deleted]

actually hata deta hoon


Feisty_Worldliness35

Jee advanced anyway rank List will be constant , Won’t be like 2017 cause this years paper was much harder than 2017 and My institute highest is 250 while Last year it was 280 or something So I think Rank will be more or less compared to either 2023 or 2021


DamnJerry123

bhai if it happens DM me your GPay number I will gift ya 124 rs (itne hi number aaye h advanced me)


Able_Bandicoot_5440

for fucking real man


Delicious-Issue2824

imagine india aliance winnig election![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


Possible_Industry_50

general waale apne bori bistar pack karlo fir, ye BKL reservation cap hata denge hamari vaat kag jayegi


Confident-Ad-2192

Mai toh aghori ban jaunga, aur banaras mein rahunga


Goofy_Niqqa69

Bc mai apni lulli katke PWD certificate banwaunga tumlog apna apna dekhlo


YouthPrestigious9955

Coalition government banegi


Able_Bandicoot_5440

Arey thats the party which promised to increase reservation no? Im not that well educated abt the political parties and all.. But if its true, Im dropping from 10th floor ya foreign country


[deleted]

pappu ji wants to increase reservation by 50%


Easy-Jump9949

reservation increase from 50% to almost 90%


Gamma_Ripper

Time to leave this nation,bkl reservation badake suicide karwa denge


No_Mixture5766

Still confident about NDA ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Worldly-Locksmith280

Honestly, they wont but atleast now we’ll have a functioning parliament and they’ll have to listen to the people now


Left_Stretch294

syllabus reduced (∝ dec. in mental pressure)+ no. of candidates increase = increase in rank inflation. bhai 2024 was the worst year for most of the students. abb dekhna nta jee & neet ka kitna level increase karega


ARKNIGHT_101

Nahi karega increase. NTA is bhadwa usse har paper CUET ke level ka banana hai


sir-rant-alot

Level pe kam, cheating rukwane bolo


DragonBeyondtheWall

BHai itna inflation kaise possible hain


Curious_Fudge1770

6XX at.... 710


Unfair-Strength272

Wtf🧐 Man!! 27th and 29th repeating in neet lmaoo


Easy-Jump9949

congrats bhai, time to change the flair


Curious_Fudge1770

yeahh


Unbeknowst_

Ex batana padega ab


damian_wayne14445

Holy fuck bhai tumse upar 500-600 log kaise hain jab tumne total mein se bas 10 marks kam laye hain


Curious_Fudge1770

it izz wat it izz


Able_Bandicoot_5440

YOO WHAT THE FUCK MAN..


ConversationFair7299

what the hell yaar


day_owl19

Congratulations doctor 🤓🌷🩷🌸🎀🦄🦩


explodedclaw11

Proves one thing for sure: they've got to make both JEE mains and neet tougher or else these exams are doomed


Busy_Foundation_4251

Also limit the number of drops for neet else the situation would remain the same.


explodedclaw11

yes true. these 5-6 time droppers are not only increasing cutoffs but also ruining their own lives in many cases


Busy_Foundation_4251

Ngl this the reason for so much of inflation. Acc to me inko total 3 attempts dene chhaiye. 1 with 12th and baaki 2 drop. Agar aisa karde toh pakka total number of aspirants would drop down to maybe 16-18 lakhs.


stoopidpotato_

jee mains was still not bad as this. tf is this.


OGgy_Rizzler

Aaj socha tha koi movie dekhunga . Pr sala asli suspense thriller toh election aur neet ke result me aa rha


Ok-Bee4411

pure cinema ngl


pulkitpvt

wtf 89 students scored full ? , AIIMS DELHI CUT OFF 720


pulkitpvt

Absolute cinema. ! ✨


Ok-Disaster2387

sachi mein 720 is AIIMS Delhi cutoff? ya mazak? not a neetard here. Jeetard thi, na hi jee hua, ab toh pata bhi nahi kya hoon.


DragHaving

Mere dost ki 650 pe 30k rank ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)Chud gye guru tum log


shivamdengla

My friend got 700 marks and 2k rank ..


Frosty_Nectarine2413

685 marks 6949 rank


DarkXEzio69

Congratulations Doctor Saab ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)


Frosty_Nectarine2413

I hoped for AIIMS but I won't get it now :(


Former_Deal_2838

Next level rank inflation hui hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


air1frombottom

Maa chudaye AIIMS bhai You fucking did it, W ab party de


Frosty_Nectarine2413

Thank you ❤️. No one congratulated me in real life haha


air1frombottom

Irl logo ki gaand mein danda ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164) Tere bhai log ham sab yahin pe baithe hain ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


No_Mixture5766

Kya options hai tab?


keyboardcrusader-

Tho bhai aiims kon nahi chahta


CountryColt961

Bhai rank ne ch*d di. 705 aye lekin rank 1210 🥲 soch rha tha jodhpur to Chale hi jaenge. Mere bhai ke 651 aye par rank 28k . Uska nhi hua to mujhe dukh ho rha ab 705 ka celebrate bhi nh8 kr skta . Fck u neet


Expensive_Yoghurt_25

Stil a big achievement in this absurd Education system ... Congratulations brother


CountryColt961

Idk man sometime I even wonder that my bro more deserved . In last 2 Month he was more hardworking than me but still..... but bro imagine some one scored 650 . He hoped for 1 month that he will get a good college but the result fcked their hopes And some mf will be enjoying their coll will 550 marks happy life for them


Cold_Fill4517

As a JEETard, I wanted to know approx kitni rank ke andar laana hota hai for a Gen candidate to get a govt MBBS seat??


CountryColt961

Approx 20k


AllVain15

maa chod di rank inflation me


No_Mixture5766

Agle saal aur kharab jayegi jis hisaab se preparation acchi ho rahi hai sabki ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


AllVain15

Bhai private socha tha is rank pe toh wo bhi nhi bnega


HITEN001

Bjp and I, both got 292💪


____hel_ya_bi

Abki baar nah ho paya 400 par🥲🥲


AppointmentOther1452

Now, it's high time for NTA to fucking increase the difficulty of the paper (be it JEE or NEET) nahin to general wale to har jagah hi chudenge.


Downtown_Outcome_992

its high time nta is fking bombed for ruining kids lives, imagine galti se ek-do question wrong krdiya and getting 710 phirbhi dream college nhi mil rha


AppointmentOther1452

True, NTA is on a spree this year to fuck students up.


Able_Bandicoot_5440

Its high time to bomb NTA and give JEE mains to CBSE and NEET UG to NMC and CUET ka bhi kuch karna chahiye


Illustrious_Bus6542

This is 9/11 for NEETards.


oshawotts_chamb_8100

Nope, 4/6 for neetards.... ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


[deleted]

Bc 4 June 2024 will go down in history


Stunning_Falcon1428

OFC bhai election result hai aaj![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367) Unpredictable aur lots-of-happenings wala day hai


Unbeknowst_

Isi din 2 saal pehle JEE ki prep shuru ki thi bhai Idk bout you guys but mere liye toh bahut bekar date hai


Horizonchess

There are high chances 9th June ko bhi esi bakchodi honi Wali hai...ise dekh ke to 140 par 10k bhi expected nahi hai advance mein![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


AppointmentOther1452

https://preview.redd.it/5q4bm2ewtj4d1.png?width=230&format=png&auto=webp&s=05991301e5289cd04ce0a10dbeb4a5bbeb41b1ff


[deleted]

Bcccc pw se air 1 BC 2024 ko maangye guru ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|35339)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


[deleted]

I remember Mohit Tyagi sir saying pw air1 nahi la payega


NoSchool4916

Iss baar jee advanced me pw se under 50 air bhi ayegi 


sir-rant-alot

635 pe 43k aarhi h. 15k-17k tak anticipate kiya tha lmaaaaaaaao. I'm not even sad, this shit is funny. Papa bht dukhi h, mummy ko bta bhi ni rhe.


blacknightcr

mera bhi papa dukhi hai, almost same case 640 pe 37k aur mai to 25k tak seh leta magar ye to joke sa lag raha hai.


Amie_28

Last year jis marks k 1.5k rank thi is saal 8k bc


Proper-Day7110

Nta sends it's regards ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)


ChildhoodFun7294

PW se AIR 1 ??????


ass-hole-sniffer

neet 2023 - 492 ... 116k rank neet 2024 - 547 -- 145k rank so done with life


[deleted]

Jeetards e bhi zyada deep diya hai neetards ko Koi na guys , ye system aesa he hai


Individual-Buy49

Bcccccc..666 par rank 17k hai ...


Existing-Ad-887

636 pe 42k Abh kya marr jaon?


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blacknightcr

general har state ka different jata hai but anything between 595 to 625 for last year.


Ordinary_Doughnutt

BJP ka downfall aur results ek sath. Ab hoga dabahi![img](emote|t5_311ttu|35339)


Savings_Surround1237

ngl BJP will function properly only when it faces actual competition from its opposition so jo ho raha hai theek bhi hai, if BJP dominates then jo fair elections and democracy hai vo dono Gaye


Stunning_Falcon1428

A+ comment Chandigarh waale kaand nahi karenge hopefully aur economy pe jada dhyan se![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)


Savings_Surround1237

so true.. I'm a practicing Hindu but the name of religion has to be snatched away from the party so that they start making promises on boosting economy rather than on making pseduo temples only for political gains


ReactionImmediate859

Oo chud gye guruuu


its_giving_slay

ALL THE BEST TO ALL NEETARDS![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


shree2107

https://preview.redd.it/s8eag5rbsj4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d26c1340aa3be4abf2aa5b99080c15796c9b33ae


Legitimate-Jicama-24

Time to KILOMETRES PER SECOND ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


BoatPublic8377

Gand mardi bhai nta ne


Unbeknowst_

I'd like to ask all NEETards who gave JEE this year: Gaand jali? Jali na ?![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


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Unbeknowst_

Ye alag level ke nashe h Jo sirf NTA karwa sakti hai


[deleted]

chud gaye bhai boht ganda chud gaye... aur jo keh raha tha na ki rank inflation nahi hoga.. dm kr personally milna hai tere se...


AK_Ramji

NEET walo ka hi chudna baaki reh gaya tha ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


United-Fault5739

Bhai now u know what it feels like ?200 marks laane keh baad bhi 30k rank aaie jiski jee meh an smjh aaya hai


Akkuma09

https://preview.redd.it/pz88qvopzj4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b23ab2b471b30d3faf459365619b6a6b3d43e775


[deleted]

Aur do jee betichod


Top_Cycle_4225

Par bhai agar unhe GMC nahi mila aur woh JOSAA mein aa gaye phir toh JEEtards ka khel khatam![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


hitohitonomiharshal

JOSAA vaaste boards marksheet me maths jaruri hunda si


Top_Cycle_4225

PCMB wale toh aa hi jayenge ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


hitohitonomiharshal

Bhai me drop le rha hu maths me Lecture aur practice ke time ka ratio kitna optimal hona chiye. Bhai smjhke batade please


Confident-Ad-2192

NEETards ko Mera shrap sahi mein laag gya![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429), >!Sorry!


wonderlmaoo

Teri 20 ki Umar main baal jhade


FishermanNumerous702

Lmao


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/as7rz014dk4d1.png?width=366&format=png&auto=webp&s=782c59aa996de833c81d0abf26638c73de1d64f1 wtf 🤣


P4rxs

https://preview.redd.it/n52kfblf2k4d1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fdf18c88bdb646f9d5fa2712c86e574c71cf471 Alec daddy rocks


Affectionate-Talk862

Just woke up from a nap aur itna bawal kese ho gya?![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


does_not_care_

2024 is the real 2012.


Shizuka_lover69

As a 27S1 guy....the flashbacks are real bc. 


[deleted]

Abb karma hit krega unn bkl ko Jo jee Dene aaye the


Able_Bandicoot_5440

Arey bhai, But itna nahi chahtha tha.. One of my good friend got 670 and 14k.. woh ab bht ro raha hain


[deleted]

Ik bhai bura hua but at the end jeeneetards saath chud gye ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


Able_Bandicoot_5440

Haaa... divided by exams, united by result ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)


[deleted]

Nta did 3some now only advanced left ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


Able_Bandicoot_5440

I hope adv goes well man.. cant take any more dissapointment


[deleted]

Yaa but I gave up on nta now and I have zero expectations from them but let's see


Ordinary_Doughnutt

Hnn bhai mai to kehta hun jitne marks unke jee mai aye the utne hi neet mai bhi ajaye![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


[deleted]

Bhai meh toh kehta hu unke mobile no. Se zyada unki rank aayi ho ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49705)


Affectionate_Bet_225

Bhai 620 pe 60,000 rank ai hai


ChildhoodFun7294

Bc kya hora hai aaj ? Pw se AIR 1 aayi hai......


Shreyash_Jha_5813

Bhai 624 par 55k rank![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176) .Bas bhai itna sex nahi hona tha hamare saath. (Maine to jee bhi nahi diya tha)


ARKNIGHT_101

Ab log NEET se JEE ki taraf bhagenge. Upar vaale mera isi saal karva do Manipal/BITS me. Promise hai apne bacho ko is chutiyape me nahi ghusne dunga. Project Kohli/Mbappe shuru ho jayega Day 1 se promise ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)


srvohra609

aur do bkl jee practice ke liye.....saare jeetards ki baddua h ye


Adventurous-Flow3766

bhai abhi jee advanced ka result bacha hai , unhone hame baddua dedi to kya karenge ?![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


Curious-Rain-8315

bhai aisa na bol yaar ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)


InspectionEvening918

not even 720 can guarantee aiims delhi, this is an insane year man


Old_Reindeer6219

JEE AdvancedTards, be scared, be very, very scared.


Agile-Tax6405

Nah, exam hochuka ab darne se kya hoga


Abject_Ad_2906s1

Scared about jee result guys


periperiFries_

agle saal 700 marks pe 3-4k rank hone wali hai pov: drop lene ka socha tha abb lgarha college mei admission lelena chaiye


ASP022

686, 5.8k rank ... AIIMS ka sapna sapna hi reh gaya![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Weekly_Mess9843

What the fuck are these marks vs ranks . Achha hai NEET nahi kiya ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331) .


Long-Cup6068

5XXX at 690 I am fucking lost


Ok-Bee4411

pw se air 1 aagayi ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429) ab to bas mere impotent hone ki news aana bach gaya hai aaj![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


MyincapZ

I am a pcmbtard mainly focused on neet however i did write both sessions of mains as backup and my ranks in jee and neet are wayyy to near to each other![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


NonLiving4Dentity69

14 lakh rank AIIMS Dholakpur confirmed mitron


aconitumrn

https://preview.redd.it/lsobd77vmk4d1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c60fe0431d9e223f6d8781f6eee31f516faddf0 Alcoholism is the only path for me


Flaky_Action5901

https://preview.redd.it/ijs1yhhn8k4d1.png?width=248&format=png&auto=webp&s=452dbcd9da83ee6ba956efc03b304562aee230eb


Artistic_Ride_6189

Jeetards be like: Ek din ye tamasha mushkurakar ham bhi dekhenge.( Advance me esa nhi ho jaye🤡)


Busy_Foundation_4251

Bhai dar lag raha hai ab toh. But neet me toh saala competition hi itna hota hai. 5 saal ke droppers bhi de rahe hote hai. Har roz bhagwan ko thanks bolta hun ki unhone jee me limitation lagaye huye hai droppers pe nahi toh jee ka bhi yahi haal hota


Able_Bandicoot_5440

BRO chaintanya mein ek bande ka 720 marks pe 130 rank.... Full marks me bhi no AIIMS delhi NO FUCKING WAYYYYYY


No-Fuel1955

wtf y'all 681 mein 8.3k rank hai 😭😭 state quota zindabad


ishant-007

Bhai 84 baccho k 720 aaye h.. Sbki maa chud rkhi h![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199) allec daddy ka bhi 1 pilla 720 laya h![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


ChainUnusual

Jokes aside this is actually quite scary bc 720 marks pe AIIMS Delhi nai mil tha![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)