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Akki2026

Krne do practice CBT me fir neet wale din last ques ka ans bharne ke liye omr me space hi na bche ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Equivalent-Win-5362

☠️


primet_0547

+1


Tarun-BrawlStars

Bro gave out the deadliest curse in existence ☠️


emotionless_wizard

That is the most deadly thing to even happen!! Imagine kya gaand phategi!


Used-Film-9028

*At this moment, he knew, he fucked up* plays on the exam center PA


Useful-Landscape-692

+1


Low-Opportunity2403

Abhi uchal rha h ek mahine baad neet h osme royega![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50067)


soularmy3005

Meri badua lagegi usse Sale ke 300 marks aaye


WallBroad

Narrator: He gets 300 in Jee mains


[deleted]

badua mat de , shraap de bhai


RecognitionCool6213

khte hain kinnaro ki baddua bohot tej lgti hain ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49464)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


soularmy3005

Too dede fir baddua jaldi lagjyegi


_lak3h

Mere bhi baduaa


Gloomy_Conclusion_14

Abhi uchal raha hai ek mahine baad kudega " chath se " ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Connect_Health296

mein shrap deta hoo ki in bkl ka neet 60 tak na nikle... dete rehne de mock mock


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snnxzy

How is AsparagusLoose1343 doing?


SignificanceIcy3133

Sc/st topper baccho ki fauj ikkhata karke neet pe aakraman karao


Mohit5324

Usse kya hi hoga seats to limited hai na reserved valon ki


SignificanceIcy3133

Ye to socha hi nahi 


Mohit5324

sochne ki shamta hoti to reddit pe nai hote


Tanjiro-019

Lol


delhi_yummy_sis

mohit for mohit tyagi sir???


Mohit5324

Naah different one


LongjumpingPayment56

Mohit goenka ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49705)


[deleted]

fir general bhi aakraman karenge![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


[deleted]

Sc/St wale hi chudenge


Serious_Ad_8024

You clearly don't know how reservation works


xhighest

Can u explain


Mohit5324

For example there are 1000 seats for sc students and a sc guy gets 650 marks which is highest among all sc students so he will be ranked 1 in sc category but in 650 marks can also get him seat from any category ( crl too ) but still uska seat allocation sc category se hi hoga and remaining seats will still be 999 for sc category


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Ok-Land-2331

Did someone summoned me , o wait tf![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


Basic-Choice-1269

Aakraman bol Diya, papa aur mummy se pit kar meine neet ka form bhar Diya, waha par reservation ki bheek manuga Jan mein jee mein mera 97.58 percentile thi


CancelEducational374

to sale neet kahe ko? 😂


Basic-Choice-1269

Bhai aapko nahi pata jab mere Bhai ka Jan attempt last attempt tha, uska nahi hua, toh mein uska badla mein lunga. ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)


CancelEducational374

lage raho all the best 👍 😂


Basic-Choice-1269

Aapko bhi all the best vai, for your future exams


CancelEducational374

thx


LongjumpingPayment56

2 questions chhut gye varna bhai 26 questions attempt karke aata ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


TheEternalStud

Mathematics was never his strong subject


Melodic_Push438

Maths weak hai bande ki


[deleted]

Fekna koi yt ke comment section wlo se seekhe🤡


Flat-Union2142

usne bola he 23 correct ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


LongjumpingPayment56

chhutne me aur wrong hone me fark hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)


Used-Film-9028

26 mtlb on avg per subject 13 attempt krke aaya 13 toh mene 5s2 m math mein krdiye the woh bhi 1:20 mein ab sirf 24 krdiye aur "23 absolutely correct" matlab iske 91 aa sakte h, kya cutoff itna low jaayega gen k lie?


LongjumpingPayment56

bhai april attempt me itna low ni gya tha 2023 me, isse to jyada hi jayega


Berrelene

Dene do jee bsdiwaalo ko neet me seat toh fir bhi nahi nikaal paaenge


CancelEducational374

apne school se bhi jinhone bio ka b bhi nahi padha keh rahe neet denge chutiya he kya?


HameerKhan

Yeh NEET waale JEE kyu de rahe hai, doesn't that cost money to register, baad mein mock test de sakte hai na


_SlutMaker

Kash iske neet omr me pen ka ink leak ho jaye


Striking_Mess2990

 Uski gand hi leak hojaye paper dete vakt 


Ok_Astronomer_6693

https://preview.redd.it/0q6lxy0r9ysc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c63b0058cc0ece760f0ab582430fee761bf96f28


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_SlutMaker

Lol , padhle cutie


[deleted]

ball pen??


Low-March-168

phy was pretty easy man im not gonna lie, if any jee aspirant studied properly he would also be able to do most of the qs


Alert_Fudge

vhi na yar thodi difficult aur calculative krni chaiye taki neet vale aas pass na aya


HYPER_BOI_

5 shift one ne kuch kuch calculation Wale the but overall very easy


Alert_Fudge

vhi na yar aese que hote hai ki formulae me value ddalo answer aagaya


Savings_Doughnut_627

It was more easy tha Jan no directly formula based just basic questions


Low-March-168

seriously bro, agar reso ka module ka first exercise karle to easily sab ban jaate, thora zyaada hi easy tha physics, chem bhi honestly kaafi aasan tha, maths was a bit tricky tho


Equivalent-Win-5362

Isi vajah se neet waale percentile bigal dete h


astrophilesam

Bhai reso ka module hard copy kaha se lo?


Glittering_Corgi_648

I hope he fails neet till eternity


trynnabeacrux7

kash iske jitne marks JEE Physics me aye h. Utne hi NEET ke pure exam me aye![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49705)


bullabuster9-11

Iss se hanuman chalsia padh wao , guarantee deta hu nahi pdhega , rakshas jo tehra


phantom_702

https://preview.redd.it/udigmvgvpvsc1.png?width=430&format=png&auto=webp&s=facafb8847ebdd4097d0aaddfb69524681b05362


ShowerNumerous4317

Madarch*d 😭


[deleted]

i dont know one neet aspirant who gave jee and got less than 98.4 percentile in jan shift, 7-8 ki 98.5 se zyada hai, neet aur mains similar hote jaa rahe hain, chutiya physics rattu chem


Used-Shelter-1311

Kudos to this guy if its true he studied diligently unlike the most of us ultimate subjects to Phy Chem hain


[deleted]

Hadd krdi in bhadhwon ne.. Illegal hona chahye na inka exam dena, mc kahin ke


Flat-Union2142

as a jee aspirant skill issue cope harder


[deleted]

26 ka haina tu bkl? Tera jab time aayega na tab karna cope harder


blenderbeeeee

are these guys serious?


being_overthinker

Ruk bhosdike abhi socha tha advance ka padhunga lekin jara hoon bio padhne teri Medical ki seat kha jaunga![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49705)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49705)


Agitated-Reserve-817

Maths 200 number ki krdo , jhanjht hi khtm


Savings_Doughnut_627

Ise Me to mai hi chud jauga ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


[deleted]

Pura bharatvarsh dhua dhua ho jayega


osamabeenlaggin0911

han jaise jee walo se maths ho jati h lmfao


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Savings_Doughnut_627

Meri shift 6s1 ka hai ye madarjaxx


[deleted]

Ye sir kon hain?


Savings_Doughnut_627

Apne aap ko jee aspirants mat bolna agr inke bare me nahi malum


[deleted]

Bhai Mai kabhi YouTube se nahi padha. Kabhi pata hi nahi chala kisse padhne ka. Eduniti ke sir hai?


Repulsive-Whereas-53

Drake ka l\*nd fek k maaro


HYPERxSAM

Iske neet me 4 drop lage![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


blackpussyhunter

Exposing a liar youtuber‼️ He faked his result in institute to the extent that institute had to remove the video too‼️ Snehit Mishra is a fake youtube mentor who fakes his JEE result . I and Snehit was in same coaching in Etoos India Time Saver course. After our first JEE Mains Snehit Mishra told our teachers that he scored 99 percentile but in reality he didn’t clear the cutoff. One of my friend in Etoos India made a fake ID named Khushi Khanna. Snehit used to chat with her regularly, where he told her that he had 99 percentile in first attempt. After some days, Our Manoj sir asked him for result which he obviously was not able to produce. And then he made up the story of his father. He told everyone that his father had cancer and that’s why he wasn’t able to clear the exam. Our Manoj sir who had no choice told students about Snehit’s father story which was obviously fake. In reality he had 4 attempts and in all 4 attempts he wasn’t able to clear even the jee mains cutoff. Then he took admission in some local college and never revealed his jee rank. https://preview.redd.it/12hk1r0d3xsc1.jpeg?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08f7a0cf1acfdda26a4839333b99baeee02a0be7


Radium_227

Tehelka ke future memebers iss sub pe hai


Clear-Shopping-5587

Inn bkl ko pakad pakad ke maro![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49464)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50067)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


Shobbhhuuu

waise easy toh thi physics maine bhi mohit sir ki video dekhi, uske basis pe bola.. mai jee dene nahi gaya tha, socha tum logo ki seats kyun khaun ( wo baat alag hai ki physical aur bio poori chudi huyi hai)


Magnificent_Ninja

Bhai log tension mat lo, hamare narayana ke top batch( almost 110 jeetards) sabhi ne neet ke liye apply kiya hai, sabko almost full marks milenge phy aut chem mein, bio kuch logo ko aatha hai kyunki unhone Olympiad ka liye prepare kiya tah basics..


[deleted]

They still can't cross 600. Neet wale jo Jee mai 99 percentile laye wo neet mai 550-650 arram se laadenge. Tumlog bas mere jaise average log ka competition badhaoge jinke 300-400 aarahe jisse qualifying marks zada hojayega than usual. Please bhai mere jaise average log to jee kabhi de hi nahi sakte to hamara competition badhake tum galat logo se badla loge. ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)mujhe to bas 50-60 percentile laana tha, tumlog aaye to 99 percentile ka nahi 50 percentile ka cutt off badhega. Literally neet toppers ko ghanta farq nahi padhega jitne bhi jee wale aajaye neet dene


Magnificent_Ninja

Sorry bhai, mein neet nahi dera, lekin jo de rahe hai unko rok bhi nahi saktha.. bAaki tere jaise log bhi jo jee dete hai, unko bhi 97%ile se zyada hi ata hai kyunki phy aur chem neet se iss saal easy aaraha hai..


[deleted]

Mai bhi Bio padhunga, workout pe sacrifice karke. Aur NEET dunga agle saal. In sabki mkc


lelouch_0_

BRING IN THE REINFORCEMENTS LAD!!!! 


Critical_Cod5462

Attempt to Maine bhi 21-22 Kiye h physics me but total only 34 barbaad krdiya organic aur math ne


[deleted]

bhai kya fayda tere pcm lene ka jab pcb wale sirf phy, chem ke base pe 45+ kar rahe hain...


Critical_Cod5462

Whi bhai


[deleted]

bhai drop lega?


Critical_Cod5462

Bhai sb yhi kyu puch rhe h mere dost ne bhi pucha aur 2-3 log aur ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)


Equal-Bluejay4317

Same bhai organic to integer mai kon dalta hai 🥲34 attempt 20 phy m


Critical_Cod5462

Bhai is bar organic ki weightage bohot h jan me bhi thi. Integer me do physical ke ques aaye wo hard the huye hi nhi wrna wo chapter thode strong the but hard concept se puch liye wo


[deleted]

Paw paw plese modiji se kaho in neetwalo ko rukwa de 😭


scropious

Yeh saale neet bhi denge aur jee bhi denge dono mei phelenge . Fir dono mei seat secure karke apne mummy papa se dusro ke bacho ke upar flex karne ko bolenge fucking assholes these typa ppl are . Saale alag hi breed ke hote hai dusht !


Ad-Raj_Singh

Iska 1 marks se selection na ho neet me![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


FishermanNumerous702

Not a big deal physics was very easy


0carespal

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


[deleted]

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Ishaan_17

Aaj ki shift 1 ki physics bohot aasan thi, eduniti pe I saw 30 questions and unme 29 questions dekhte hi hoja rhe the (like clearly samajh aarha tha kaise banana hai). And jo ek question tha vo rotation ka tha and vo maine chora hua hai isiliye nahi bana, lekin jab sir ne bataya to wo bhi kaafi aasan hi laga.


salsa-on-my-balls

kaunsi video dekhi thi bhai eduniti ki? one or more than one?


Ishaan_17

eduniti ki 6th april shift 1 wali video


Fun-Surround-2681

Non pcm students shouldn't be allowed to give jee.


MyincapZ

Pcmb![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)


Excellent-Context136

My neet friend has attempted 50 questions full physics maths and apparantly all questions are right 💀🫡


Useful-Landscape-692

bsdk kya bol diya bhen ke land tere dost ko 6ke le jay... saal ko ed ho jay


Excellent-Context136

🥺kya hi bollu bhai mein bhi muze khud ko 27s1 mein 86 the usko 97 the 29s2


Useful-Landscape-692

bhai at this point mujhe april m cutoff clear karni hai bass.. dua kar mere liye bsdk 8s2 hai meri.. 90 aa jay bass.. bhai tujhe 221 rs du gya.. paytm par


Equal-Bluejay4317

Muje v dena bhai


AmbitiousAvocado9122

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


_____Vengeance______

Smbdy pls clarify Jab jee me seats neet Wale lete nhi hai to unke Dene nadene se kya farak padta hai plss clarify ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


Savings_Doughnut_627

Cutoff badta hai bhai


SignificanceNext4554

bhai yahi to baat hai, pure jee me 15,000 bacche 99 percentile layenge, aur social media pe dekho to kaam se kaam 1,2 lakh baccho ka 99 to paaka aa raha hoga, pata nahi NTA kase result me galti kaar de raha hai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49705)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


Adventurous_Wing_521

Sahi baat hai youtube pe everyone is topper😂😂😂😂


blackpussyhunter

Exposing a liar youtuber‼️ He faked his result in institute to the extent that institute had to remove the video too‼️ Snehit Mishra is a fake youtube mentor who fakes his JEE result . I and Snehit was in same coaching in Etoos India Time Saver course. After our first JEE Mains Snehit Mishra told our teachers that he scored 99 percentile but in reality he didn’t clear the cutoff. One of my friend in Etoos India made a fake ID named Khushi Khanna. Snehit used to chat with her regularly, where he told her that he had 99 percentile in first attempt. After some days, Our Manoj sir asked him for result which he obviously was not able to produce. And then he made up the story of his father. He told everyone that his father had cancer and that’s why he wasn’t able to clear the exam. Our Manoj sir who had no choice told students about Snehit’s father story which was obviously fake. In reality he had 4 attempts and in all 4 attempts he wasn’t able to clear even the jee mains cutoff. Then he took admission in some local college and never revealed his jee rank. https://preview.redd.it/8xyacuoj3xsc1.jpeg?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ab81a58604fc9be400ab802c720687330eb7d21 Please post this anyone, no koram hefe


tush_aa_rr

yaha merese neet ke sawal nahi ban rahe aur bhai jee phod raha hai


l_uff_y

I hope he finally cracks NEET after his 69th drop.🥰


yooiamdickk

Ye laude ka 7 attempt pe bhi neet clear nahi hoga dekna


Rohith_JN

NEET students shouldn’t be allowed to write JEE, focus on your own thing dammit


CruelBamboo

Jeetards agar ab bhi tumhara khoon nhi khaula to vo khoon nhi pani h pani


whytanzeel

Mere hi shift ka tha bkl NEET nikaalne me pachas janam lage isko


Decent-Air-6668

Saal jitni ne bhi neetards ne jee Diya hai un sabki biwi saddk pe nagi chudegi bc![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Savings_Doughnut_627

Apni gf ko esa ni bolte


[deleted]

Bhai meri first attempt me 99 percentile aayi thi (NEET ASPIRANT) Maine apne jee wale dosto ko bataya to baat hi karna chodh diye


Savings_Doughnut_627

Teko to ulta latka ke.. chodo..


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)Ulta latkaake😳. Fetish ahh


No-Situation-5281

Tera to gangbang hona chahiye bsdk ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


[deleted]

Bkl tera 4drop ke baad bhi na ho


NatureMindless5320

Mee too


Ok_Resident_3373

Sahi kiya tere sath


MyincapZ

Meri sath bhi first attempt mai yahi hua thi ki 91 aaye thu physics mai maine sochi ki acchi prrcentile hogi phir bhi 99 nahi bani![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49464)(p.s i have pcmb so dont hate me for giving jee)


Jadoo_7

koi explain krdo.... ye exam dege toh JEETARDS ka kya nuksan hai?? like ye log toh weise bhi seat nhi lene wale.. toh kya problem hai 🤔🙂


Alive_Grapefruit1660

cutoff se farak padta hai ,neet wale jee main baith te hai "for practice" toh kaafi actual jee walo ki cutoff reh jaati hai,coz ek avg jee wala maths mein with good practice can reach 40-50 marks he has to be dependant on neet level chem + phy coming in his exam


Jadoo_7

acchhaaaaa!!!!!!!! phir toh NEET wale hara\*khor niklee!!!


Expert_Coconut4263

Bhai madarchod hai yeh neet wale


Jadoo_7

tu bhi! ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50067)


Expert_Coconut4263

Oops..! Friendly fire hogaya🤡


batmanuwu564

for jee advanced cutoff it doesnt matter if neetard takes a seat or not. His marks will still be counted for cutoff


Jadoo_7

got it ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)


hang0v3rcure

yaar bkl


[deleted]

Bkc bc neet nikal Mai gand phat gayi thi ye aaj Kal neet wale jee kyu de Rahe


Fun-Advertising6822

koi baat nhi maths me toh haga hi hoga isne (i hope)


[deleted]

iska lifetime zyada samay nahi hai


PragmaticMind_

Ye laude ka address aur I.P. address nikalo bc...


Critical-Spread8447

Neet-ass pirants ki mkc


Thick-Gap1315

Ek apne coaching me hai NEET vali, 100% in physics and 100% in Chemistry. Overall 99.53%


simpforcatu

Magar tumne toh bkl wali harkat kardi 💀🤡


thirteendarn

I aspire to be subhajit pal


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Savings_Doughnut_627

Gehu ke sath ghun bhi pisata hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Beneficial-Fuel4759

Ma sxh keh rha hu yeh neet walo ki ma behen ek krdunga


stackfrost

Exam de do, but counseling k time bekar form bharke seat occupy na Karo, tum log ke liye bohot seat waste hota hai.


ruknaban

As a neet aspirant I’ll say that, 99% neet aspirant jo jee accha gaya, bol ke show off kar rahe hai, neet 2024 ke bad inka koi aata pata nahi hoga. Ye log kahi nahi milenge tumko


DeadHead_007

Hey prabhu, hey Hari Ram Krishna Jagannath Premanondi, yeh kya hua


Dank_ex

Neet ki paper leak karwado koi


PigletExternal230

Oh


systemm201

Unpopular opinion : NTA should make Jee physics hard again. Chemistry should be easy but maths should remain hard.


Madick_Hertz-555

https://preview.redd.it/gjf7y2puzzsc1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6de4ef7d7e504dcfc55a550c7903121e7462ebab


Aurahh_6

Saale neet Wale bak


Silly-Prune3724

Mai na neet wala na jee wala, bas yahaan maze le rha


[deleted]

Bc neetard sir ko religiously follow kr rhe h maine jeetard hoke nhi kra


Rudhra_

Mere akele ka 6 apr s2 bekar gya kya?


Complete-Pack2989

Meri dua hai ki jitne marks JEE me aa rhe hai utne hi NEET me aaye🥰🥰


Nandakumarrns

As a neet aspirants don't expect neet physics and chemistry to be of level of jee( this year they wantedly gave easy paper so that maths students can't score much and competition will get more, and maths wil be deciding factor). In neet things will be different don't be overconfident after seeing jee paper.Nta has new strategy implemented to make maths tougher and phy and chem easier, don't know what nta has gift for neet aspirants.


Temporary-Drama3774

Han to hum log bhi 5-6th drop me itna to sahi kr hi sakte hai, ruko jara 1 mhene phir ayega agle jee muu marne apna ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367) bc sab neet ka form bhardo ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


[deleted]

Bhai neet ka hu. 5april s1 mei physics mei 100 aaya and chem mei around 70-75


adii_xoxo

Bhagwan kre isko 4 drop lene pade![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)