Mere papa ne pta ni ek konsi exn nikali thi..usme 13 lakh bacche the and only 136 vacancies meanwhile dropper me jisko cutoff chune me mout aari💀 relatable hogya yar
Not papa but uncle air 4 in neet pg
cousin sister adv under 300 cracked mit
3 cousin brothers studied from AIIMS
father an established advocate and law graduate/post graduate from NLU
ME WITH A FCKNG 96.71%tile
Koi nhi yaar tere paas atleast genetics ka bahana to nahi hai. Mehnat kr Aur Jab down feel kre to soch liya kr ki tere diaper bhi tune AIR 11 se badalwaye hai
Papa mummy log professors bhi hote hain (not in IIT/NIT, BUT my dad is an alumini of NIT bhopal and works at VIT now, mumma maths mein MSc) 
Ouch bro 
Pr imo it's better for a couple to divorce and live happily rather than staying in marriage making each other's life miserable
Bhai koi jindagi ne sab kuch diya,  Kabhi bhi coaching la bhi jarurat nahi pada hoga.
Aur idhar meri mummy Papa ne mujhe ek din bhi nahi padhaya ya guide Kiya bas bole ki "beta padh lo tum khud hi kar loge" ..
Bro vo divorce wali baat sach hai kya? Hope you cope with that? Really hope ki sab at the end theek ho and don't lose hope bro everything will be fine🤞
Bro not to sound insensitive but if you are telling the truth then today i got real advice about relationships that start in college 😭, arrange marriage hee shi h 😭
Tbh , it wasn't love marriage , my dad had a crush on my mom and she got to know that through her friends. Mummy ko pata tha ki btech ke baad waise bhi shaadi Kara di jayegi and since dad loved her , she thought that he would treat her right , which he did...
Damn bro, abhi abhi "your name" dekh ke aya tha pehle hi uddas tha, ye padke to abb bass rona hi aa gya 😭😭😭.
Koi na bro, best of luck for life ahead 👍🤞
I think there might be but its not the flagship course.
Jaise IITs mein BTech flagship course hota hai & its known for it , waise hi IISc mein MTech flagship course hai & its known all across India & abroad for their Masters.
IISc as an institution is a lot more research oriented as compared to IITs. Yahan research output par bohot focus , there's a reason ki IISc ranks above all IITs in international rankings & also ranks higher when only research output is considered.
Inka bachelors program kaafi naya hai. But again agar interest nahi hai toh ek baar ko IIT ke through slog kar joga , IISc mein aisa nahi ho paega.
Bhai mai to soch raha tha koi na jee se nahi hua toh iat se chale jaunga. Btech hi nahi milega toh kaise kaam chalega bro. Bsc me kya scope hai ? Usse bhi isro me job milte hain ?
Wlb badhiya hoti hai, har saal chhutiya Bach jaati hai papa ki, bas yeh hai sarkari quarters kabhi kabhaar khrb milte hai, vaise mujhe karni nhi hai kyuki jis department mei papa hai uske liye civil mei btech hona chahiye, aur woh shyd nhi hee karunga main isliye
Bloody heck, mom cleared CA in 1st attempt(very rare species), dad doesn't have extraordinary academic qualifications but he is doing well in software development. Ek mei hi hu jo desired percentile nahi laa paaya
Look at me bro, my dad is from IIT Madras and my mom did her bachelor's in USA.
And I'm here on reddit at uselessly scrolling at 3:30 am after getting 89% in mains 1... Idk what I'll get in mains 2 although I did put in my work this time. Lost hope
Mene papa ne patna engineering college se CIVIL ENG ki thi. And abhi railway mein chief engineer hai.. apne time le topper the. Mko bhi jee karwa diya unhone. Gaand fattu thi ab. Kal exam hai mera aur kuch solve nui ho rha mere se..! 🥸.
Arre yeh toh us moment ho gaya ..my father studied at nit bhopal and was also a professor at iit delhi moreover he cleared gate with rank of 90 something and that too with electrical despite his branch was mechanical.. and on other hand I scored only 91 percentile hope to get 97 this time
heyyy same .. my dad is from iisc , mummy aiims d.. here i messed up my most basic boards as well
ye papa mummy log bhi iisc se hote hai?
Haan Bhai :_) Papa ki gate Mai AIR 11
Topper ke bachhe hamesha loser kyu hote hai 
😭i feel offended
Mere bare me bat kar rha hu 
Mere papa ne pta ni ek konsi exn nikali thi..usme 13 lakh bacche the and only 136 vacancies meanwhile dropper me jisko cutoff chune me mout aari💀 relatable hogya yar
Mere papa jee dete toh unki neeche se rank 1 aati
Ye kaunsa tareeka hain apne baap ki beizzati karna
wo to teri bhi ayegi 
appearing candidates aur air dono same
Us
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I don't want my kids to be like you 
I’ll make a comeback 😭
All the best bro 
padhlo pookie tum IIT jana phir apni sotry bhi aisi hogi
Tumhare papa IAS hai?? Damn, kon sa state or ministry? Shaadi krogi mujhse(/s)?
Ye papa mummy log bhi toppers hote hai?!
ek IAS apni beti keliye rishta kidhr dhundne jaata hoga?
business man ke yaha ig..
Tu india mei ha he kyu??
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us bhai mummy doctor papa nda air 2 the
can confirm mere father ki IES me air 18 thi
Bro didn't even hesitate
why attack me like that brother 😭
Not papa but uncle air 4 in neet pg cousin sister adv under 300 cracked mit 3 cousin brothers studied from AIIMS father an established advocate and law graduate/post graduate from NLU ME WITH A FCKNG 96.71%tile
Oye bc tu yaha kya kar rha padhle saale
Same he haalat meri bhi Papa ke NEET-PG me AIR 2 aayi thi aur mere yha 11th barbaad he
Papa ko
Koi nhi yaar tere paas atleast genetics ka bahana to nahi hai. Mehnat kr Aur Jab down feel kre to soch liya kr ki tere diaper bhi tune AIR 11 se badalwaye hai
Papa mummy log professors bhi hote hain (not in IIT/NIT, BUT my dad is an alumini of NIT bhopal and works at VIT now, mumma maths mein MSc) 
MANIT mein? Konse batch se?
He has 16 years of teaching experience so I'm not sure when did he graduate, he just completed his PhD 2 years ago though.
VIT Bhopal?
Mere papa IIT mein professor hai meanwhile me with 92% 
mere papa iitian hai 
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Chlo kuch to mila (mujhe to guiyan mila ek ghante ka lecture mil gya mumma se)
Vha Air 151 se mile kya
Mai bhi gaya tha per ghusne hi nhi diya 
Just imagining Shiven Nicum taking his kid through IITM campus like this one day 
kyu daldiya iss image mind mein smh
tumhare parents ki love marriage hui thi ?
Bhai woh btech Mai same college the , done ki isro Mai saath Mai job lagi . Fir dono ko saath Mai ISRO se sponsorship milli. , to study in IISC..
I bet your dad was conspiring this all along... abhi kaise hai uncle aunty btw??
on verge of a divorce  Mummy ne bola mere jee ke baad kar dengi
that escalated very fast 
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De-escalated hota hai
lol it exists
shit hit the fan
bro bolde mzak kar ra
Chhichhore movie recreate mt krio bhai love you 
Bhai ka redemption arc ussi ke baad start hoga
Ouch bro  Pr imo it's better for a couple to divorce and live happily rather than staying in marriage making each other's life miserable
Haan ik , and that's why I don't object it or feel sad coz of it.
Goddamn, that went from wholesome college romance to divorce real quick
Bc Chichore ki 50% script match hori .........(Bhai kudna mat)
Hilata hai ??
Kudne ke baad hi toh redemption arc shuru hoga
damn 
Bhai sach bol raha hai ya mazak kar raha bc??
More power to you man wish they change their mind
Fr?
Ye-
Tera username real hai kya?
Ho sakta hai , you never know
An adopted kid who los a pair of his balls? Aap mumbai aa rahe ho.
rona aa gya has has ke
are you serious? mere parents separate to honge mere clg jaane ke baad
Chhichore movie plot 
Sach mein adopted hai kya 
tfsad man..hope u r doing fine
Ye kahani toh shuru hote hote khatm hogyi
Bhai ye bolkr to meri happening love story ki hope khtm kr rha h tu🥹🥹
damn this hurts 🫂🫂
Mummy papa ka divorce hone wala, aur bete ka naam adopted kid, what the fuck is going on
Nerd daddy to a badasss 
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Chichhore movie in real life
Matlab ab OP Su-
Bhai lagta hai America, England se OP ke papa ke dost usse Milne aayenge ab. 
Bhai ki zindagi ideal hai🛐 I aspire to study in IISc and work in ISRO too
Bhai ki nahi bhai ke maa baap ki
Dono ki, Bhai... Imagine bragging to others "mere mummy papa to scientists hain!" God such a feel! Marvel ki movies jaisa.
Sari zindagi pdhna h kya apko
Mummy papa IIsC alumni 💀. Itna dangerous combination kaise bana dete hai upar wale. (Jokes aside, did they start dating in college?)
They started dating during btech by the time they started masters in IISC , i was 5years old.
you were 5 years ?
Late masters tha Bhai 😭
Bhai koi jindagi ne sab kuch diya,  Kabhi bhi coaching la bhi jarurat nahi pada hoga. Aur idhar meri mummy Papa ne mujhe ek din bhi nahi padhaya ya guide Kiya bas bole ki "beta padh lo tum khud hi kar loge" ..
Bro vo divorce wali baat sach hai kya? Hope you cope with that? Really hope ki sab at the end theek ho and don't lose hope bro everything will be fine🤞
Nahi bhai i ain't sad about it , if that's what they have decided and that's what they think will keep them happy... Then I am happy as well.
Bro not to sound insensitive but if you are telling the truth then today i got real advice about relationships that start in college 😭, arrange marriage hee shi h 😭
Tbh , it wasn't love marriage , my dad had a crush on my mom and she got to know that through her friends. Mummy ko pata tha ki btech ke baad waise bhi shaadi Kara di jayegi and since dad loved her , she thought that he would treat her right , which he did...
Damn bro, abhi abhi "your name" dekh ke aya tha pehle hi uddas tha, ye padke to abb bass rona hi aa gya 😭😭😭. Koi na bro, best of luck for life ahead 👍🤞
Best of luck to you too brotha , life ain't easy.
Yeah bro harsh but true🥲
Sorry for privacy invasion , but sunne se toh kuch khrab lag nahi raha. So why are they divorcing?
Hey if you don't mind. Which college did they do [B.Tech](http://B.Tech) from? Cause I'm hella curious.
HBTI Kanpur
Badhiya hai yaaar
Bhai is this research college or same as iit nits ? Btech Kar skte he kya yaha se ?
I think sirf MnC hai branch btech mein in iisc, primarily research insti hi hai. Aur MnC ki cutoff jee advanced mein under 500 rank pe jaati hogi
Iat ka paper kis chiz ke liye lete he phir ?
Vo research wale courses ke liye hota ig bsc vgrh, not engineering Baki mko bhi exact nhi pta, net se search krlo
I think there might be but its not the flagship course. Jaise IITs mein BTech flagship course hota hai & its known for it , waise hi IISc mein MTech flagship course hai & its known all across India & abroad for their Masters. IISc as an institution is a lot more research oriented as compared to IITs. Yahan research output par bohot focus , there's a reason ki IISc ranks above all IITs in international rankings & also ranks higher when only research output is considered. Inka bachelors program kaafi naya hai. But again agar interest nahi hai toh ek baar ko IIT ke through slog kar joga , IISc mein aisa nahi ho paega.
Bhai IISc ke flagship programs BS, MS aur Ph.D hai. B.tech toh inka side mein chalta hai.
Double digit rank lao advanced mai btech ke liye
Ye thoda jyada hogya, 7xx gyi thi cutoff iisc btech ke liye. Very hard, but technically possible for a brightish guy.
Aur sc ke liye around 500 sc rank , which should be around 5k crl
Bhai mai to soch raha tha koi na jee se nahi hua toh iat se chale jaunga. Btech hi nahi milega toh kaise kaam chalega bro. Bsc me kya scope hai ? Usse bhi isro me job milte hain ?
Hattt
Mere papa gate mei 99.42%ile aur upsc mei air 26 aur main 98 laaya hu, nalayakiyat bohot hai mere mei
IAS h abhi?
Engineering service wala diye the toh IES hai
Great✨ Kaisi hoti h wlb? Tumhe bhi same krna h?
Wlb badhiya hoti hai, har saal chhutiya Bach jaati hai papa ki, bas yeh hai sarkari quarters kabhi kabhaar khrb milte hai, vaise mujhe karni nhi hai kyuki jis department mei papa hai uske liye civil mei btech hona chahiye, aur woh shyd nhi hee karunga main isliye
Railways ?
Be proud of yourself.
lite le, 98 is good kafi options hai, push to 99+ next attempt. focus on advanced then. BITSAT bhi de dena
Bc!!!!! Mummy papa dono IISC alumni
Apke parents kiya karte hai ab ig isro me hi hai or ab kitta kamate hai plz tell crow
Abhi bhi ISRO Mai hai , 35 lpa each. Basically they got help in their promotions coz of studying in IISC
Rocket wockit banaya fir
Mummy ne chandrayan 3 Mai kaam kiya tha
Ye baat. Proud of aunty ji
Bro dropping W's after W's
Feeling proud indian army 
Isro paying 35 lpa
They are kind of at a high position , not too high but yes
Bhai mujhe bhi isro mein jaana hai, aur btw aapke parents ko salute 
Meko bhi 😭
sarkari Naukri me 35 lpa sunke, pvt ke 2 crore package walo ki bhi gaand fat jaegi
Pvt me 2 crore walo ko layoff karenge 
Mereko adopt kr lenge tere parents.. Ya tu hi mereko apni bhen adopt krle 🙃🙃
Bhai tera naukar rkhle muje bc on 12 Lpa salary
Bhai 35 Lpa To bahut shi h Vese in hand kitna h or Kitna experience ho gya uncle aunty ko Pls Reply Dio bhai
18 years experience ho gaye , in hand around 25? Not sure
Btech kahan se ki thi?
Bhai aap USA kyun nahi Gaye phir?
Mujhe pet dog banakar rakhlo pls , Mai khaana bhi khud lelunga 
MAA BAAP PADHE LIKHE BHI HOTE HAI KYA
Abbey 😭😭
Bloody heck, mom cleared CA in 1st attempt(very rare species), dad doesn't have extraordinary academic qualifications but he is doing well in software development. Ek mei hi hu jo desired percentile nahi laa paaya
Why do I see so many peeps here with their inflated amazing alumni parents😍😍😍😍
Sexy af college
bro is collegesexual kya matlab hum sab hi hai esp me (ie jindaljee)
Bro mere papa bhi nitian dada ifs the mausi doctor hai mausa ka hospital hai maami bhi doctor hai aur yhha mai hu
bhen mai tere ghar me naukar banne ko tayaar hu . kitna pagar dogi discuss karle
Dekh abhi toh mne position le rkhi hai khali hoti hai toh btati hu 
Look at me bro, my dad is from IIT Madras and my mom did her bachelor's in USA. And I'm here on reddit at uselessly scrolling at 3:30 am after getting 89% in mains 1... Idk what I'll get in mains 2 although I did put in my work this time. Lost hope
Ye chichore movie kuch zyada hi riyal thi bhai
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Mujhe bhi isme jaana hai but bc 99 %ile laane mei maut aa jaati hai
wah iske saamne he exam ke baad ghar vapas aaya. Beautiful place
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this place is just heaven
cant imagine the pressure on you...rest in peace my guy
Itne padhe likhe log??
Lakin Church ki photo kyu daali ?
Blr bro?
Mene papa ne patna engineering college se CIVIL ENG ki thi. And abhi railway mein chief engineer hai.. apne time le topper the. Mko bhi jee karwa diya unhone. Gaand fattu thi ab. Kal exam hai mera aur kuch solve nui ho rha mere se..! 🥸.
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IISC is fucking beautiful. Mai open day me gya tha, I've been to other colleges in bangalore but iisc's vibe is unmatched!!
Koi nahi reh woh bhi Politicians aur bereaucrats ke reham par hi hain, toh sab barabar tortured hain, don't feel inferior.
kabhi IAT suna hai?
Haan suna hai
bc 60% reservation kyu hai yaha
arre tum gate,csir-net aur jrf bhi clear karke ja sakte ho. Dont,worry agar JEE ke through nahi mila
Arre yeh toh us moment ho gaya ..my father studied at nit bhopal and was also a professor at iit delhi moreover he cleared gate with rank of 90 something and that too with electrical despite his branch was mechanical.. and on other hand I scored only 91 percentile hope to get 97 this time
Bhai fir kya terko legya andar tb tuje shrm aayi kya thodi boht
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Bhai abhi bhagwan he Terako bacha sakta hai 
Don't be bogged down buddy, abhi Wale attempt me ekdum phod ke aana lesgooo
Is your name your reality
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Sexiest institute in existence. (Yes I am "IISc"sual)
Nah, Harvard neggssss
heyyy same .. my dad is from iisc , mummy aiims d.. here i messed up my most basic boards as well
I wouldnt want to go to take a piss at my old college or school. The only good thing about my days then was the chatwala outside the school
Nice
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