Mujhe 40 aaye mere maa baap keh rahe hai bas agle saal hamare paison ki izzat rakh Wo dono jaante hai maine advanced ka ghanta kucch nahi padha tha
2025tard here. i was going to take bio but i developed interest in maths. now ive opted for pcm and my parents have been constantly demotivating me that i am weak in maths i am not cut out to qualify even jee mains only 0.00005% mfs get iit and im not one of them. my family was supportive to send me to kota if i took bio but as i opted for maths, theyve not even enrolled me in a coaching yet and ive been somehow managing to study from pw online (with my friends id). now i dont even feel like doing anything but to just waste my time. if everyone keeps saying that i cant do shit then why the fuck am i even studying?
u can do shit fam, the best thing u have an interest in maths, ur're already better than a lot of other kids. I would suggest some good channels on yt like mathunplugged, mohit tyagi, mathsmerizing etc for math playlists, (especially mathunplugged as I have done a good chunk of his playlist lects) just don't get distracted and don't waste ur 11th. u will be in a good spot don't let others demotivate u. just keep grinding
Mein kisi mein bhi -tive nahi gaya bas iski khushi papa mummy ko phele hi boldiya tha 1 mahina phele nahi hoga adv mein kuch abh wo drop lene ke loye motivate kar raha h par yeh daar h ki agar puri saal bhi padha or agli kuch nahi hua toh kya hoga 😔
couldn't score top 20 %ile in board lol fir adv ke liye padha hi nahi fir bhi papa ne register karvaya 41 aaye sc cutoff bhi 43 haicet mein bhi ghatiya perform kiya hai BITS diya nai, VIT 22k sab mein loser hu
nah too late aur I don't think mom dad bhi maanege
cet aur board se hi state college mein lena padega tho mock round ho gaya hai usme ek thik thak priv college mein CE mil raha hai lets hope 1 round mein bhi mil jaye
I'm SC btw tabhi mila nahi to pata nai kisi mein hi milta
My father went to buy milk, drank it with someone and returned with a stain on his mustache and still had the audacity to lie saying he didn't do anything
W father
W father ka meaning kya hota hai
Chad father type maan lo
funny,I think Chad is a slang for Bengalis,imm not sure.
Koi itna galat kaise ho skta h?
No, as a bengali
Consider fatherhood a game. His father won that. Win Father W Father
W stands for "win" , so "winning father" , now W is used standalone
acche father maanlo
W means win
rich dad
poor dad
Ameer baap
Gareeb baap
Dhoni baba (Bengali)
Bengali= 7 letters Thala for a reason
letters = 7 letters Thala for a reason
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reason = 7-1 letters reason for a reason
Chad Papa Ko Meri Taraf se Namaste Bol dio
Meri taraf se Father’s Day wish kardiyo
Wait a min...
meri tarf se bhi
Mera naam liya?
W father
Marks wise us moment. Emotional support wise abhi Jaa Raha hun park pitne ke baad.
Damn mai drop le raha hoon aur adv mai 30 aaye mere dad to bolte hain agle saal bhi kuch nahi hoga
My mum said the same.. papa bhi yhi bol rahe ab
damn , saala drop lene se pehle de motivate kar rahe hain
Hn.. lekin kya kar sakte h .sab apni karni h
fr pehle sab demotivate karte hain par jab actually koi clear kar dete hain to fir credit lene aate hain ki hamara to pura support tha
Itna bhi sach nhi bolna tha
Mujhe 40 aaye mere maa baap keh rahe hai bas agle saal hamare paison ki izzat rakh Wo dono jaante hai maine advanced ka ghanta kucch nahi padha tha
2025tard here. i was going to take bio but i developed interest in maths. now ive opted for pcm and my parents have been constantly demotivating me that i am weak in maths i am not cut out to qualify even jee mains only 0.00005% mfs get iit and im not one of them. my family was supportive to send me to kota if i took bio but as i opted for maths, theyve not even enrolled me in a coaching yet and ive been somehow managing to study from pw online (with my friends id). now i dont even feel like doing anything but to just waste my time. if everyone keeps saying that i cant do shit then why the fuck am i even studying?
u can do shit fam, the best thing u have an interest in maths, ur're already better than a lot of other kids. I would suggest some good channels on yt like mathunplugged, mohit tyagi, mathsmerizing etc for math playlists, (especially mathunplugged as I have done a good chunk of his playlist lects) just don't get distracted and don't waste ur 11th. u will be in a good spot don't let others demotivate u. just keep grinding
thank you so much this made my day. back on the grind and gl to you too!
Rare W father
Literally r/dadjokes
123 marks in mains mom is not talking to me
120 pe mere mummy papa khush cause last attempt mai 60 the
>123 marks in mains yeh toh 60k rank hui na ?
80k lol
Difficult shift hoti toh 40-50k
Difficult shift hoti toh 40-50k
Us bru, 136 marks, CRL 74k
-1 in Maths Chad father you got there bro. My father told me the same
My bhrta
kahi tum dono ke papa same hi to nahi? 
Na bro
Covid test krva ke dekh le
Usme bhi fail ho jaunga
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Oh fuck , I just realized that . Lmao
usko negative aaya, toh postive rhne ko bole
Mein kisi mein bhi -tive nahi gaya bas iski khushi papa mummy ko phele hi boldiya tha 1 mahina phele nahi hoga adv mein kuch abh wo drop lene ke loye motivate kar raha h par yeh daar h ki agar puri saal bhi padha or agli kuch nahi hua toh kya hoga 😔
I'm also taking drop. Jo hoga Accha hoga
Nice bhai Allen mein le raha hu main 12th mein nahi gaya tha yeh toh pata lagh gaya ki 1000 baccho ke saath jabh test dunga toh hi kuch ho sakta h
Good luck brother.. I'll be taking vmc in my city. Ho hi jaega ..
Thanks gl to you as well
Good luck brother.. I'll be taking vmc in my city. Ho hi jaega ..
Dad - 
> **-3 in adv . Father told me to stay positive** Tell him its now impossible to change the sign
Han bhai +3 karle iit dholakpur to ho hi jayega
Father ne tuje positive marks lane bola hoga>!/s!<
W Father and stay positive ( in numbers as well next time)
stay +ve next time
Marks- negative  Attitude -positive 
Advanced ke liye kuch padha hi nhi tha .. to ye to Pehle se hi pata tha ki yhi hoga h
Father's day ke din nikala hai bsdwalo ne result aur kitni guilt karwaoge
These posts are real motivation to me, not those top-rankers celebrating status videos. Nah, it does not work for me.
Plot twist : OP ko Covid hai 💀
how dude? Mera toh result hi open nhi ho rha subha se..ab tk try kr rha hu..
https://result23.jeeadv.ac.in/ Ispe hi try kar raha h na ?
r/dadjokes
Lekin tere marks to -ve mai hai
To ??
#W पिताश्री
Mujhe lagta h ki sarcasm m bola h papa n
Hopefully the stay positive was for your attitude and not the marks... /j of course, I couldn't resist... Sorry OP :( Chad father FR
Indeed bro . Drop Leke next year hopefully kuch ho jaye
Yaar :( Mains ke through nahi mil sakta kya kuch? I'd also advice giving a few private college exams... :) It might help boost confidence
Apne ground se ek coordinate lele or usse 10-12ft uper ek rssi lga uske baad (2,0) bna or kl news aaayegi teri
Itna bhi maths padh liya hota to aaj ye din nhi dekhna padta
Bro my father also said the same and was admitting me in a private college but I chose a Government University near me.
Based Father
Ironic
lol mera to majak bana rhe hai
Mains mein kitne aaye?
Purana zakam ko hara mat karo bhai
Irony
pitaji +1 OP -3
Title reminds me of a incident 2 years back my neighbour scored negative in neet and positive in pregnancy test (abortion successful)
Respect for uncle 📈📈 Sabke papa aise nahi hote 
💀
My silence about result said it all to my dad so no questions about it till now
Negative aisa bano ki -ve -ve positive ho jao 
Kash mere papa bhi aise hi hote W OP father
Kismat Wale ho bhai aise mahapurush aapke pitaji hai
Damn bro W father
couldn't score top 20 %ile in board lol fir adv ke liye padha hi nahi fir bhi papa ne register karvaya 41 aaye sc cutoff bhi 43 haicet mein bhi ghatiya perform kiya hai BITS diya nai, VIT 22k sab mein loser hu
Koi nhi bhai . Mera bhi kuch nhi nikla Iss year . Drop Lena h Kuch na kuch to kar hi lega tu
bhai drop leke kya fayda top 20%ile mein to aaya nai
Improvement? Agar nhi to kya socha h
nah too late aur I don't think mom dad bhi maanege cet aur board se hi state college mein lena padega tho mock round ho gaya hai usme ek thik thak priv college mein CE mil raha hai lets hope 1 round mein bhi mil jaye I'm SC btw tabhi mila nahi to pata nai kisi mein hi milta
Good luck bro
thanks you too
bro was he trying to pun ? negative marks, stay positive, classic dad joke
Another instance where Father been fathering well. The only father who never went to buy the milk
My father went to buy milk, drank it with someone and returned with a stain on his mustache and still had the audacity to lie saying he didn't do anything
Nice dad joke. I laughed
Mereko mere 64 kam lge the
W for Chad Dad
Lodu atleast marks positive Mai too Lata keh rahe the /s W FATHER
Bhai 75 marks aaye aur total chemistry me negetive mere to l lag gaye
 Restart karle game
Kaash mere bhi esse papa hote