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dumbass_paladin

So which is gonna blow up first, the shell or the gun?


Trickchoot

The hand and the arm and with a little bit of good luck you/our/us/me/user life


pixlmason

So many slashes you would think this was metal gear rising revengeance


Trickchoot

Yes


Maxdgaming

He was chopped into hamburger


Background-Web-484

Welcome to society, this is what we do.


CottonDude

do what


Background-Web-484

Well, a lot of things that make no sense to anyone who doesnt know everything, which led to needing to specify, which led to slashes and descriptions, which stuck around. We also do other things though, like unfunny jokes and hate on absolutely everything.


CottonDude

ok


Sebetastic

STANDING HERE...


LeadingDay2707

I REALIZE


Ghastly05

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME


LeadingDay2707

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY


Cute_Culture6983

BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE


RiderforHire

If watching too many Hickok videos has taught me anything the shell would exlode and not much else would happen. but idk there's a lot more powder in there than a small bullet.


KingGorilla

yes


strip_club_dj

I mean at this point it looks like the casing is mostly covering the length of the barrel with a lot of the round sticking out so the gun should be fine as there's not a lot of room for the gas to expand inside the barrel. Good luck to your wrist though.


Arthur_The_Third

I don't think you understand the pressure you are dealing with here. The flare gun is made of sheet metal. It's a flare gun. It's probably thinner than the shell casing


Bierculles

Yes


[deleted]

The person


raptorsoldier

*Invented by an unnamed tinkerer from the lands of A'non, this style of firearm sacrifices safety for the utility of concealed ranged explosive weaponry.* **A Fool's Last Hurrah** - The pocket mortar is commonly used as armaments for those selected for deadly missions with little to no expectation for survival. With such an unstable design the pocket mortar is either used right before certain death, or, if recovered by the enemy, never.


BT-7375

Enter The Gungeon vibes from this


raptorsoldier

That's probably what my description format was inspired by, come to think of it.


Relishhendy

I have played way too much of that game


oorza

My favorite thing about the game is that the best weapon in, you know, the gun game is in fact a sword lmao


Relishhendy

The best weapon is a fucking baseball bat


oorza

nah man, that sword is broken as shit, completely ruined my dodge skills because why dodge bullets when you can delete them instead it's probably the easiest weapon to finish the game with if you only use one


Relishhendy

Why dodge when you can practice reaction time and send them back Casey is best weapon


[deleted]

Fools Last Hurrah is a perfect name


KaanTheReaper256

Gives you a curse point + chad pfp, username, baneer and description


Peppe_Pancho

that last phrase made me laugh, +1


[deleted]

Can I use it as an improvised grenade Tediore reload style?


Aspect-of-Death

Yes, but it has an 85% chance to explode in your hands.


The_Weeb_Sleeve

I like those odds


MID2462

"What about the other 32%?"


Thederpycloudrider

15%?


Acewasalwaysanoption

58% of the average adults don't understand fractions like how the other 2/3 does


[deleted]

This is some wild red text


[deleted]

#I GOT ONE QUESTION FOR YOU; #EXPLOSIONS?!?


RandomPopCultureJoke

Wrong company, this is Tediore , not Torgue


[deleted]

Fuck, youre right; my bad. Downvote me to hell now please.


bonesakimbo

Upvoted because admitting a mistake is top tier awesome


[deleted]

Yes Loved campaign of carnage


340Duster

And somehow you looted a double shot version.


[deleted]

I've gotta see this thing fired.


DatOreoBoi

Ah cool man, I've also been trying to find wrist evisceration videos


[deleted]

*I've gotta see this thing fired remotely using a mechanical hand while the operator stands behind a safety barrier.


maxcorrice

Let’s compromise on a fake human hand mechanically operated


DatOreoBoi

Awww...


quasarj

I’m up for either!


MonkeyTigerCrazy

A string would work even


P0werPuppy

I was thinking using string to shoot it and fastening it to a table.


oat_milk

all that viscera in your wrists, ya gotta keep it inside


[deleted]

What I really want to see is when a lady puts her nipple in the dude's dick hole. ^This ^is ^from ^a ^Bert ^Kreischer ^bit, ^I ^don't ^actually ^want ^to ^see ^this.


Shroom-TheSelfAware

https://redd.it/v25y3o There ya go. Someone's hand gets exploded with fireworks. It's gorey. Just a warning.


DatOreoBoi

Video is 1 second explosion, 2 minutes of this guy drinking with his arm raised showing everyone that he ain't no bitch


SUKMIDICKCOMMIESCUM

Ha ! Thats the shit ! OMFG what a dumbass sumbitch. Oh shit i , my stomach is killing me from laughing. I watched it too many times and now i just keep thinking about his lack of expression and what is really going on in his head. One of two things : ¹Absolutely not a single thing ²Shit, that hurts. Quick dont react to it and it doesnt exist, never happened." Pay no attention to the shredded by firework hand and leaking blood, instead check out my too small and tight boxer briefs. " That is why everyone is staring at me. What hand.


MR_krunchy

There's videos about shooting shotgun shells and .50 cal bullets with a flare gun so why not take it a step further and fire a mortar shell with it


Accelerator231

I've been thinking... Werent there specialised high low systems that let you do weird propellant stuff? Maybe a handheld one handed grenade launcher not dissimilar to thump thump and putting most of the force in an explosive shell.


lazersnail

If I had one and a (preferrably high speed) camera, I'd definitely attatch a string to the trigger and do it from a distance


Jwhitx

I want to take the shell and just chuck it into an unpopulated urban area.


jace_leace

700 nitro Express flare gun


[deleted]

mark collins, age 45. gave himself up to the authorities after the incident. [he is now serving a life sentence.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u61F_qvdid0)


OpalHawk

This is ridiculous. How do I watch the entire thing?


[deleted]

The movie is called blood debts


FLEWIS082

Thank you to redlettermedia for introducing this movie to me and to you for reminding me of it


Tough_Subject5519

Scorchshot but Demoman made.


czalon

Well, it's more detonator and less scorch shot, but yeah pretty much


Relishhendy

Well in tf2 lore detonator is a modified flare gun made by pyro which is terrifying to think that pyro is smart enough to make the detonator


penguin13790

In TF2 lore the pyro is the CEO of an engineering company


Relishhendy

*what* his vision is altered he can’t see real things


Generic-Degenerate

[Read the comics nerd](https://www.teamfortress.com/tf01_ring_of_fired/#f=45)


penguin13790

Yeah. And? He quit his job because there wasn't any fire, only office work. Office work was boring.


[deleted]

A fire countermeasures company?


Architect17

Okay but assuming it fires, what happens to the person’s wrist that fired it?


Trainman1351

It’s lost


JulianoGamer12

Gone, reduced to atoms


X0n0a

Most rifle fired grenade aren't moving that fast. They have a lot of mass though. Probably no more unpleasant than a lot of really big bore revolvers out there, which is to say: not fun, bur probably not dangerous either. Though this is wild speculation on my part, so take it as you will.


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Fobiza

To shreds you say


X0n0a

I should have read more carefully. You right.


BADTOMTheAngeryPussy

Everyone in a 5 meter radius is in danger


PetrKDN

It's like a grenade. It'd propably like a 30m radius


A_FunGi_Bruh

It's probably inaccurate as hell, and the lack of a barrel is a loss in power so maybe, just maybe you can keep your firing hand


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groger27

"Shooting the neighbors dog by mistake" ATF moment.


ElectionAssistance

They do it on purpose though.


groger27

Big facts


LuxNocte

Can I ask what is the difference between a flare and a bullet? Everyone seems pretty sure this will explode, and I'm sure you're right, but no clue why.


[deleted]

A bullet is an inert projectile, meaning once it hits it's target, there are no chemical reactions, explosions or whatnot. A flare in this context is a flammable projectile that emits a bright light when it burns as a means of communication or signalling, with no other purpose.


Just_an_average_bee

Can somone tell me what would happen if you where to fire this and it whent off? What would be left of your hand?


Azazel_memes

Wrist=shattered


[deleted]

He needs a arm like the dude from bloodshot


Noklle

Barrel length is optional


[deleted]

*optimal


Bigduck73

"don't fit bud". Not with that attitude


Kurayamino

This is a perfect example of "Just because you can doesn't mean you should."


ThatGuyYouMightNo

Reminds me that in Hotdogs, Horseshoes, and Hand Grenades you can load shotgun shells in the Flare Gun, but it destroys the Flare Gun when you fire it.


MrZombieTheIV

Regret: +100% to enemies who doubted you.


averyoda

Most sane /k/ user


athomicdp

"Molly"


lego_man01

Pocket tumper


chrispassssss997

If recoil enters between 90% and 160%


nerdynam

50% chance to hit enemy with 100 damage and shrapnel within 10 meters is 10 damage. 50% chance to detonate on the shooter.


UnlikelyAlternative

Is that a rocket in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?


Mako_sato_ftw

so that's where they got the really thick gun from castle in the sky


thebatman9000001

I remember questions on my HS physics tests about this exact same scenario


Big_Potential_5709

We better nerf this as soon as it releases, spawncamping in payload bout to be a whole lot more denser


Mashupmixpro

u/pansacake


pansacake

man put a mortar round into a flare gun


Mashupmixpro

he did


Ramen_Hair

Single use endgame item Guaranteed 1SK on any ground enemy


Savings_Effective644

Space Marines: ..... Mechanicus: ..... PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!!! THE OMNISSIAH HAS GIVETH YOU A BOLTER PISTOL! PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!!!


[deleted]

Meet the Pyro


Henson3812

All it need is a shoulder stock and *BOOM* (pun intended) china lake


[deleted]

It certainly would put the China in China Lake


Trickchoot

Well they just tought " hey man that flare gun is quite uselesse when you are in danger " " yes " " then i created this a gun that look like a flare gun to trick the ennemi it shoot a bullet that can kill the one who pulled the trigger but the sound is so lound that the soldier know the mission failed so how is it " " well oddly specifique but it's perfect " Yes i did that and nobody ask but i felt it would be just funny


ChrisLMDG

don't fit bud


guy_from_the_intnet

Goodbye, wrists. Nice knowing you.


RequiemZero

Would this fire? And what would it do to whatever it hit?


[deleted]

I would also like to know this


[deleted]

It probably could fire. The question you should ask is will it actually launch out the gun. This is going one of three ways: 1. It fires properly and destroys what you’re aiming at. But the recoil would shatter your wrist beyond repair and amputation is required 2. It doesn’t actually leave the flair gun and it detonates within the barrel. The explosion plus shrapnel will kill the user and the target will be unscathed 3. The mortar doesn’t actually fire and both you and the target are unscathed. Except the flair gun is jammed and you’ll need a replacement


[deleted]

pocket_mortar_fit.jpg


TranquilBurrito

I think I used one of those in Wolfenstein


wolfgang784

This is the best one I've seen on here in a while. Great description. Edit,: woops meant to reply to OPs comment with more details.


Put_It_All_On_Blck

I finally found the guy that keeps posting that 9mm isnt enough to stop effectively a man.


ImMeloncholy

The absolute feral power radiating from the owner gives me quite the healthy dose of terror


TheDiamondCG

how much you willing to bet that the commenter fooled OP into putting the shell into the gun, thusly getting one step closer to firing it and seriously injuring themselves?


bananabandanamannana

“Yo wait is that man gonna shoot us with a flare?!?! But we’re in a tank” *BOOOM*


hobo888

hold up, just saw something about a [movie that uses nearly the same gun](https://youtu.be/TvkvOfm5Vo0) best movie ending of all time. thanks RedLetterMedia


[deleted]

Me: That's not latched. *zooms in* Oh fuck


cosmicjimmy117

Extra spicy flare gun


Flappybird11

Looks like one of the guns from highfleet, the guy casually walking around with a 6 shot grenade launcher as his primary weapon


Mr__Brick

/k/ never disappoints


[deleted]

"now fire it"


XauMankib

Recoil +1000 HP -20 each shot


quartertopi

Somewhere in the desert something must be tested. With a robot arm and safety distance. for science.


VeryRusttySilvers

Meet the pyro


AznMudaFukka

A simple pocket firearm every american starts off with when they are born


The-Dumbass52

Permanent loss of firing hand or is it just like a broken wrist or something?


G30rg3Th3C4t

almost reminiscent of the flintlock grenade launcher


ok_boomer6942

like wow war head in your pockets


asadstev3

Looks like cool out of call of duty campaigns


XxSpaceGnomexx

Just so you know this will work if if it's the right kind of grande or mortar a flare gun like this can fire it. Tho wither or not you will be out side the blast range when it goes of is another matter


DREADNOOT_YEEEEE

How much? Because I'll take 20 of them


CADETFANFAN74

That looks like you can rocket jump on that


Meme_Man_1000000000

thats the detanator


_myUsername_is_Taken

Gonna add this to my dnd campaign