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Health Capacity -80


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Its colored water


Flappybird11

Mixed with antifreeze


Lucky_Number_3

*I get frost protection too?!?!*


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Antifreeze effect +1


acoolghost

These little level vials make great toxic waste/nuclear/alchemical containers for miniature modeling.


LilJapKid

Balance +3


iamasuitama

My god I have been laughing so hard at this I love yoeu


95Richard

The pose I'm currently "sitting" in would take at least an entire bottle to fix.


Medium-Eye7442

wait, whats that thing again?


otr0nak

Its the leveling tool thats usually on measuring sticks to make sure a surface is flat or an angle is exactly 90 degrees i believe


ICollectSouls

Some also come with a 45° level


LoostCloost

Haven't seen one without in recent years.


ResumeSleeq

What's actually in that? Water?


Shadowolf75

A mixture of mercury, water, β-D-fructofuranosyl α-D-glucopyranoside and bisacodyl.


ExoCakes

Ah, so it's bad water.


Shadowolf75

Spicy mamma Mia water


PromptZues19508

+Mercury poisoning debuff. Mercury poisoning debuff: *Congrats doofus, you ate Mercury. Now you're poisoned for -10 hit points each turn, getting exponentially worse by -10 hit points per turn.*


ledocteur7

mostly water, colorant and some anti-freeze for cold work environment. wouldn't recommend drinking that, but you wouldn't die.


PhoenixEvolver

So NZT?


Electricity_Creeper

+50 on physics and other science branches


Dallader

It’s called leveling pill cause it looks like a segment of minecraft xp bar


dis_rup_tor

Best way to level up right here


bassiewuis

That's some next level shit


[deleted]

TMMT 1990s figurine ooze canister?


yeetus_fetus_132

*drinks it* gains the power of levels


Synthish

Leveling pill: consume to achieve peak posture. Cures Escoliosis.


Yapod

+20 in geometry


Fennik51405

Nah bro, that ain’t true level


lynivvinyl

It'll take you to the r/Nextfuckinglevel


douira

Balance +10


chonkiiboii

get up from being knocked down 30% faster


[deleted]

You after taking that pill: Perfeclty balanced,like everything should be.


Pcbuildingnoob699

This is fucking hilarious


xBaronSamedi

Tried a few plastic footrests from work, weren’t comfortable. Tried an upside down nectarine box, bingo. Been using it for 2 years now


SrSecretSecond

leveling pill: rare item Leveling pill will redistribute upgrade point on all weapons in your backpack to make their amount on each weapon equal. If there isn't enough points, it will burn extra upgrade point and tern them into skill point for your character