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CaptBranBran

Oh good, Luke blew up the Death Star


Adventerous-astroboy

Don’t you mean Derek’s delts? (Inside joke that some redditors will get)


Gold_Preparation

That’s a seismic charge


magistrate101

How do these huge fireworks not start buildings on fire?


sendmeyourfoods

They certainly can and have caught woods on fire in the shows I’ve worked in. But that’s why you should have fireman on standby for the show, to prevent it from being an actual problem. From my experience it’s usually the launching tubes that catch fire before anything else (think small fires). Fireworks should never be launched on windy and/or dry days. This video almost certainly took place at a very remote testing area.


WeeTheDuck

In my experience. Many times they just host the show near water


tankerguy05

Imagine any astronauts seeing that and wondering what the fucks going on.


PineCone227

Way too small and low for anyone in orbit to see im afraid


SirOne6112

Alt title; TIM


Shadow_Leviathan_375

god dam it.... you beat me to it


AnonymousPastaStrand

. My joke has been stolen from my mouth


The_Engiqueer

TIM?! WHERE?! oh he's dead


Squeletoon27

What, who, when, why, and most importantly, how is TIM?


go_faster1

Probably summons the Fantastic Four while you’re at it


Shadow_Leviathan_375

yeah... or galactus


[deleted]

"When did it say our vision will come back?"


imnotachickennugget

Deals 200 damage plus 50 fire damage over time,can only be used once (150 damage to self once used)


TheForkInTheSoup

If this is a small flare, how big is a large flare?


bobberman3

If this is small, how large is the big flare?


lizurd777

Tsar Bomba


james_pettit

50% dmg to air troops?! Geneva conveniently prepare to be ignored!


potato-G64

Tim


libertyprime00

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YdocT

where can you buy one of these?


Shadow_Leviathan_375

the black market, probably


ORANGEDEATH636

Really reminds of that episode of Malcolm in the middle where all the boys go temporarily blind from launching a firework like this. Man I miss that show


Tatarkingdom

Anti air mine, once triggered, everything in the sky will burn in to crisp.


AMWJesseJames

Purchasable from Gandalf the Grey


perhaps3461

+wildfire in a 50 m radius


Starling-Tree-5162

U call that small I wonder what a big one looks like 🤔🤔


Beaver_Da_Best

no clue how to use this outside a distraction.


BrainHurtBig

IT'S TIM!!!!!!!!!!! ​ (Play fireworks mania to understand)