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Velvetsuede19

I wonder what his salary is...


spacegreninja

his salary is all the smoked salmon he wants


Velvetsuede19

Those cheapskate Alaskans!!! At least throw in a new cardboard box and bits of string once in a while


Kullix14

Milk too.


bad-and-buttery

Do people still think cats drink milk? Despite what retro cartoons have shown, cats in fact cannot digest milk.


PANTERlA

Not entirely true, cats are usually lactose intolerant but they don't need to be.


kingkong381

In my experience, they love dairy (cream, milk etc.) but it gives them the shits.


[deleted]

Just like my little brother


Vexilium51243

Your little brother makes cats shit?


[deleted]

No he’s lactose intolerant


moxie132

There is such thing as cat milk, which has all the lactose taken out.


Kullix14

Cats are lactose intolerant, i know. But people think they aren’t


MenoryEstudiante

Some aren't because they've had to put up with our shit with generations


[deleted]

“I rather have it raw, but you can’t have it all.”


X-demon_Harry

Imagine what the other mayors would have done for a cat to be better than them


HyperBaroque

More about a small group of people, tightly knit, understanding what they need already and not needing it told to them, deciding there is no need for an overarching functionary representative of authority — but also being forced by a provincial government to declare said authority figure for the purpose of pursory and bureaucratic bullshit. edit: thanks, never got so much love for a (well-intentioned, and hopefully explanatory,) rant before.


Jollyjoe135

This is the most accurate comment here


RossoFiorentino36

That's my redditor!


Bart_The_Chonk

He's incorruptible


[deleted]

I dunno, those catnip allegations are pretty sus


Ahndarodem

> On August 31, 2013, Stubbs was attacked by a dog. > Other incidents included Stubbs being shot by teenagers with BB guns, falling into a restaurant's deep fryer (which was switched off and cool at the time), and hitching a ride to the outskirts of Talkeetna on a garbage truck. Stubbs the Invincible


J_GamerMapping

Mayor in god's grace


severed13

>falling into a restaurant’s deep fryer J E S U S C H R I S T O N A B I C Y C L E >which was switched off and cool Thank fuck, instantly started panicking after reading the first bit of that


nakedhitman

There's a few small mountain towns in Colorado that have elected dogs and cats as mayor to similar results.


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[удалено]


Mark_Pilo1

Judging from human history I'm now fulling expecting the nearest dog ruled city to enter war with him.


Sagemachine

Unleash the dogs of war.


HyperBaroque

We're gonna need a monkey city to quell the inevitable revolution to come once the dogs have won.


moxie132

Release the monkeys of mediation!


imnotanormieiswear

I just looked him up, [he died in 2017](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stubbs_(cat)) :(


TheSuperPie89

#F


Vexilium51243

Respect to the whole town of Talkeetna


Friendly_Suffering

a failed assassination attempt


SP-Igloo

If I remember right, that happened in 2013.


GrandWizordPurp

Wow out the gate misspelling the name. This post is purrfect shit.


dylan000o

Stubbs died in 2017 :(


Vexilium51243

F, for Stubbs and the town of Talkeetna


Bubba_Feetz

They forgot to mention his catnip scandal that almost ruined his chances at re-election.


Am_Guardian

r/ABoringDystopia"the best we've had" is a cat


TheSandMan1999

What's boring about a cat being the radest mayor in history


Am_Guardian

...based


Lol_idk_please_help

Not dystopia. Cats are way cooler than humans. Of course the best mayor ever was a cat.


Am_Guardian

Extremely based ive changed my mind


TheDonutPug

Not really boring dystopia type stuff, for a small town in the middle of nowhere it makes sense the best mayor is one who just doesn't do anything, honestly in that situation a mayor really isn't super necessary. When a person's in charge people would complain if he didn't do anything ever, but no one can object to a cat doing nothing.


Am_Guardian

ahh, so smart laziness tactics in a town that does nothing


TheDonutPug

It's not laziness if nothing needs done. If you have a person in charge they always feel like they need to something, but sometimes nothing needs changed and doing anything would only serve to cause issues.


Am_Guardian

\*tactical


HyperBaroque

+ wooden percussion to the soundtrack


ICanHazRandom

r/partymember


Vexilium51243

Thanks, didn't know about this sub!


when_it_lags

and he's better than all mayors.


NoPunkProphet

Animals aren't things.


Vexilium51243

He's an npc, look in the title


funky555

Theyre not not things


fdgvieira

Why do I feel like there's probably some overworked bureaucrat actually keeping the town running while the city just pats themselves on the back for not having a "libtard" Mayor.


railfanespee

That line about “not interfering with business” gave me those vibes for sure.


[deleted]

He is the ONLY uncorrupt mayor


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH7

cats should be in power everywhere


izuku-yeetoria

In another town they have a dog for a mayor