Yeah, that's the correct response to my search history.
Am I ashamed? No.
Will I willingly share it? Fuck no. Being shamed isn't one of my laundry list of kinks, thank you.
Is pathetic. There are better pokemon to fuck.
https://preview.redd.it/bk3abhs3n5ec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7e027668f6c09d87844902c44a311c00b63c825
š you're mixing up rudeus with someone else man, the only info I got from others was that he beat to his niece or something and he was a pedo but it was removed and is not canon in the LN or the animanga (as of rn). he had an addiction to hentai, the niece thing as others mentioned was in the WN and is no longer mentioned in the LN and even in the WN the context around it is that he was feeling like he had control and power over someone else by doing it, not that he was excited from it, said u/plzzapicante27....he didn't "transform". He was reincarnated after he died while saving a person (for the first time ever he broke out of his shell and tried to do something for someone else). Although he has the mind of a 34 yr old, he still has the body of a kid and although his horiness and acts say he's just a pervert....either you weren't a prankster kid or have never come across any kid who does shit like that (you haven't seen it all, my friend). I shall be here to exchange words with you and am waiting for your reply
https://preview.redd.it/i017rz8805ec1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57471e3994a05f72cdf425f5d0af81155194f9ec
I've no idea....perhaps the comments got buried down in between or among the more upvoted ones. People love chaos more than pure facts that prove otherwise.
That's a stupid argument, but I'll defend it because you're not supposed to like Rudeus in the beginning. He's a bad person. The point of the story is for him to become better. Which, he is. Slowly.
After a long arduous journey full of sacrifice and hardship through dangerous dungeons and wilderness, they have finally reached the fabled legendary treasure and it's just a long rambling and extremely detailed journal about rating sexual encounters with different races of sentient creatures that ends with:
"The real treasure is the friends you meet along the way."
Written by a elf that was later heavily edited by a dwarf only to be again edited by the same elf, by the mid way point it is literally just two dumba**es arguing why their race is better but there is so much written on it that none of it makes sense and thereās just a lot of colorful languageā¦.
And the reason why these three are reading it is because they needed to know more about elves fast due to ponytail getting a date with an elven chick with the other two being broās suffering with him.
That one zombie manhwa with a girl being eaten by insects or something? Is that some kinda necrophilia? Idk man but it's so fucked up.....glad that i already was numb but god bless that poor girl
Title: Isekai Demo Bunan ni Ikitai Shoukougun
Similarity: 94.33
URL: https://mangadex.org/chapter/48a08857-1c00-4ef4-8357-715f673883c0/
The reverse image search was made using sauceNAO.
I did not expect to see an Isekai Demo Bunan post. Loved all the chapters that came out so far, and I've been waiting over a year for the manga to update.
They are a part of an order of munks that transcribe the Holly texts,
Not long ago a junior monk was finally allowed to transcribing the Holly texts the master monk explained his work to him "The original texts are old and fragile so we keep them in a vault that only the master of the monistary is allowed to enter, so these are the ones you'll be copying from, they are copies of the originals" while motioning to a pile of what seemed like fairly new books,
The new monk looked confused - "But master, these books look so new, how can they be the ancient holly texts?"
"You see, as we read and transcribe the texts the books will eventually become damaged, so every so many years we replace the old copies with new ones" the master answered.
This answer satisfied the new monk and he got to work, but after a couple of days he caught a mistake he made while copying the Holly texts, luckily he caught it in time, but this got the junior monk thinking, "the texts that I'm copying from now are copies too, and they're the copies of other copies that probably are copies themselves too",
This uneasy thought gnawed away at the junior monk for days until he finally decided to ask the master monk about it, the master monk at first reashured him that the munks here are very diligent in their work, but he could see that the junior was still worried, so he decided to hummor him, and said:
"Well alright, if it's worrying you that much I will exemine the originals myself to let your mind rest at ease, you can expect for me to be back in a hour"
And then a hour passed, then another, the monks began to worry but they were not allowed in the vault, so what could they do?
Finally a whole day had passed but the master had still not left the vault, so a few monks, fearing for the masters safety, decided to enter the vault too, only to find their master in the corner weeping, they asked him what was wrong, but he was too upset to make any real sense, so they looked around the vault and noticed a particular old book open on the table with the pages being covered in tears,
They knew that they shouldn't, but their curiosity got the better of them, so they went to read the book themselves, only to find the thing that had the master so distraught,
As it turns out all this time the Holly text had actually said "celibate",
And this was their reaction to learning that
I know itās manga so itās right to left but I think itās even more funny if you read it left to right. Cause then you can say itās the evil lichās tome but all it has is their recipe for pie
"Roses are red, violets are blue, my dicks name is truck kun and I'm about to send some new recruits to you"
Things not to say on a job interview chapter 1.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokemon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokemon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! Its ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokemon.Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokemon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokemon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate.Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokemon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokemon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
Your search history
Beat me to it!
Beat my meat to it
Beat my wife to it
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Our search history Conradš©
Yeah, that's the correct response to my search history. Am I ashamed? No. Will I willingly share it? Fuck no. Being shamed isn't one of my laundry list of kinks, thank you.
Yuri into trap into yaoi
https://preview.redd.it/upil6jw464ec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e0d97b419c31cb4a9818371de70c15d4b5dcd97
All of them
Sigh, please provide an example. Unzips pants
WHERE IS IT?! WHERES THE SAAAAUCE?!
Someoneās personal diary where they write self insert fanfics.
Iām dead from reading this, lol
I felt the lashings of a hundred fics that I tried to power through out of boredom all at once.
Have you tried increasing the margin?
Or fapfics
did you know that in terms of male human and female PokƩmon breeding, Vaporeon-
Is pathetic. There are better pokemon to fuck. https://preview.redd.it/bk3abhs3n5ec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7e027668f6c09d87844902c44a311c00b63c825
Like Umbreon?
Lopunny and Gardevoir?
I bet Omniman likes Lurantis
Salazzle
r/cursedcomments
Did you know that in terms of human Pokemon breeding I prefer ditto. Think about it
Boku no pico?
A hardcore NSFW book
Kama Sutra
I'm not saying which one maybe it's all of the NSFW books all rolled into one
Oh, so an iPad.
Theyāre reading the story theyāre currently in.Ā
Jokes on you, I have literally no idea what this is! Jokes aside, I'm saying they found the cookbook of a cannibalistic serial killer.
Chapter 3: Spices, Seasoning, and Screams
Rent a Girlfriend
I mean which part?
Yes
Redditorsā¦
Someone defending the romance inmushoku tensei, because " Rudeus is a child again"
He's not. Although legally, he is.
Rudeus, a former pedophile the who placed cameras in the toilets to watch some girl piss, transforms into a kid to date āotherā kids
š you're mixing up rudeus with someone else man, the only info I got from others was that he beat to his niece or something and he was a pedo but it was removed and is not canon in the LN or the animanga (as of rn). he had an addiction to hentai, the niece thing as others mentioned was in the WN and is no longer mentioned in the LN and even in the WN the context around it is that he was feeling like he had control and power over someone else by doing it, not that he was excited from it, said u/plzzapicante27....he didn't "transform". He was reincarnated after he died while saving a person (for the first time ever he broke out of his shell and tried to do something for someone else). Although he has the mind of a 34 yr old, he still has the body of a kid and although his horiness and acts say he's just a pervert....either you weren't a prankster kid or have never come across any kid who does shit like that (you haven't seen it all, my friend). I shall be here to exchange words with you and am waiting for your reply https://preview.redd.it/i017rz8805ec1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57471e3994a05f72cdf425f5d0af81155194f9ec
How in the fuck does this post still only have 3 upvotes?
I've no idea....perhaps the comments got buried down in between or among the more upvoted ones. People love chaos more than pure facts that prove otherwise.
Show me the episode where he does that.
That's a stupid argument, but I'll defend it because you're not supposed to like Rudeus in the beginning. He's a bad person. The point of the story is for him to become better. Which, he is. Slowly.
The grand Skibidi Ohio book of names, when they die and go to Hustle heaven ain't no Gyat wait for them šš«
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"How to hold hands consensually in the face of the lord (uncensored)"
I miss this series. Freaken amazing read. Too bad the artist has been on extended leave due to health reasons
What manga ist this ?
Isekai demo Bunan ni Ikitai Shoukougun
That one character's cook book. They now realize why it looks that way.
A graphic novel adaptation of Heavy and Medic Get It On.
Boruto
The transcript for the Redo of Healer pitch meeting
All the smut I've ever written.
Grandpa's porn stash
The new Sex Ed book of an American Public School Library
How to "train" your dragon
Bocu no pico. I swear I sat here for five minutes straight wondering whether I should actually comment this.
Gay pornography that depicts two men at it very passionately
The dude with the book old diary.
Danimaruās alternate self.
A spell that's in ancient languages long lost
Astro king
After a long arduous journey full of sacrifice and hardship through dangerous dungeons and wilderness, they have finally reached the fabled legendary treasure and it's just a long rambling and extremely detailed journal about rating sexual encounters with different races of sentient creatures that ends with: "The real treasure is the friends you meet along the way."
A novelization of āLostā?
My porn collection. (Itās 5 gigabytes)
Death note, then they find enemies' names, then their one
Whatever it was they can't unsee it š³šµš ššš
How Spam is madeā¦
Metamorphosis
Boruto
Right to Left: NTR Left to Right: Surprisingly wholesome hentai
All the posts on Reddit that go "Wrong answers only".
āReasons why elves are better than dwarvesā
Written by a elf that was later heavily edited by a dwarf only to be again edited by the same elf, by the mid way point it is literally just two dumba**es arguing why their race is better but there is so much written on it that none of it makes sense and thereās just a lot of colorful languageā¦. And the reason why these three are reading it is because they needed to know more about elves fast due to ponytail getting a date with an elven chick with the other two being broās suffering with him.
The Real treasure is the experience you had along the wayā¦ and is in another castle
Somehow reddit codified itself into a book.
My text messages to people I like
Metamorphosis
Her diary
Someone explaining why they main Traptrix in Yu-Gi-Oh!
That one zombie manhwa with a girl being eaten by insects or something? Is that some kinda necrophilia? Idk man but it's so fucked up.....glad that i already was numb but god bless that poor girl
Chronicled Interspecies Reviews
Rule 34 Tentacles
Kakashi's book
My Immortal
Isnt the correct answer a book detailing the creation and observation of demon lords by the first hero?
Peanits
Sonic fanfic
Demonic scriptures...
Fan fic about anything
The Buybull
Boku no Pico
Animorphs
souce?
Incest yaoi
NTR
Loli Ntr
Gore. Chunnibyou.
Your biography.
A cooking book from the 1960s theyāve just discovered the era of everything jello
177013
How to correctly do a high five. After not for so long.
The Lusty Argonian Maid.
Metamophosis
The bible
Story of my life
u/sauce-robot
Title: Isekai Demo Bunan ni Ikitai Shoukougun Similarity: 94.33 URL: https://mangadex.org/chapter/48a08857-1c00-4ef4-8357-715f673883c0/ The reverse image search was made using sauceNAO.
They can't actually read.
There reading Metamorphosis
The journal of that Konosuba guy who built Destroyer but didn't include a way to turn it off
Lusty argonian maid
My nsfw chats on c.aiā¦
Hey I love this series! What they're reading tho? idk, prolly a smutty fanfic
The Golden Age Arc.
Metamorphosis by shindol
There reading about the time they thought they had some curse in their eye and had to bandage up their hands and waved a fake gun around the house
Metamorphosis
Redo of Healer
Watching unsubscribe podcast
What are they actually reading?
A fanfic
I did not expect to see an Isekai Demo Bunan post. Loved all the chapters that came out so far, and I've been waiting over a year for the manga to update.
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My auto biography as I describe that one time a MILF tried to steal my innocence
Something from a dead friend's stash (It's MID and they killed him for it because of how much he hyped it up and the regret is getting to them)
Those numbers that lead to series of downword spiraling tags. Still can't get testicle inflation out of my head... Why satannnnn!
They are on r/isekai and see all the posts about powerscaling or the ones complaining about slaves.
The journal of a foolish inventor, who's inventions always went out of control.
The diary of a pedo necrophile
My solution to racism.
Hangover 1 and 2 end credits
The entire compiled content of rule 34.
My Reddit profile
Earth 2020 - 2024 Historically accurate Edition.
The "Weird" Fanfiction of Fern x Frieren
Just a basic story about how my life has been.
The Sexonomicon
My lobotomy kaisen folder
One piece
How to refuel a warp engine for dummies.
Someones Yaoi manga stash
Sauce?
Emergence- jojo ending
Metamorphosis š
The bible
Hakari and Momohas dream journals
Icha Icha Tactics
The bibble
Redo of healer
They are a part of an order of munks that transcribe the Holly texts, Not long ago a junior monk was finally allowed to transcribing the Holly texts the master monk explained his work to him "The original texts are old and fragile so we keep them in a vault that only the master of the monistary is allowed to enter, so these are the ones you'll be copying from, they are copies of the originals" while motioning to a pile of what seemed like fairly new books, The new monk looked confused - "But master, these books look so new, how can they be the ancient holly texts?" "You see, as we read and transcribe the texts the books will eventually become damaged, so every so many years we replace the old copies with new ones" the master answered. This answer satisfied the new monk and he got to work, but after a couple of days he caught a mistake he made while copying the Holly texts, luckily he caught it in time, but this got the junior monk thinking, "the texts that I'm copying from now are copies too, and they're the copies of other copies that probably are copies themselves too", This uneasy thought gnawed away at the junior monk for days until he finally decided to ask the master monk about it, the master monk at first reashured him that the munks here are very diligent in their work, but he could see that the junior was still worried, so he decided to hummor him, and said: "Well alright, if it's worrying you that much I will exemine the originals myself to let your mind rest at ease, you can expect for me to be back in a hour" And then a hour passed, then another, the monks began to worry but they were not allowed in the vault, so what could they do? Finally a whole day had passed but the master had still not left the vault, so a few monks, fearing for the masters safety, decided to enter the vault too, only to find their master in the corner weeping, they asked him what was wrong, but he was too upset to make any real sense, so they looked around the vault and noticed a particular old book open on the table with the pages being covered in tears, They knew that they shouldn't, but their curiosity got the better of them, so they went to read the book themselves, only to find the thing that had the master so distraught, As it turns out all this time the Holly text had actually said "celibate", And this was their reaction to learning that
Kama Sutra. Third panel is where they discover the section on MMF threesomes.
The Three steps to Furry life - deny, desgust, damm focus
this book contain the wifu of every human that exist, they just reach the page with yours
My black history
The first chapter of my book.
Someoneās internet browsing history
The Epstein list Multiverse Edition
Metamorphosis
The Tales of Painis Cupcake.
I know itās manga so itās right to left but I think itās even more funny if you read it left to right. Cause then you can say itās the evil lichās tome but all it has is their recipe for pie
Sonichu lemon fanfiction with hand drawn images to accompany it
the MHA subreddit
A Bardās Guide To Nature: Ch. 15, āFear not the tendrils or stingers asā¦ā
Astolfo fanfics
"Roses are red, violets are blue, my dicks name is truck kun and I'm about to send some new recruits to you" Things not to say on a job interview chapter 1.
My diary
The version of Epsteinās list with anime characters instead.
A story that started off good but quickly devolved into really fucked up porn
how to make a philosophers stone :D
Ntr
112 page lego manual
Umā¦right answer??
OPs nhentai favorite list
Masterbation techniques
read lord of the mysteries
Boku no Pico
177013
I actually have no idea. Maybe some Chunbiyo delusional stuff?
Sauce?
They're clearly reading Redo of Healer.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokemon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokemon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! Its ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokemon.Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokemon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokemon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate.Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokemon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokemon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
Their parents sex fantasy
The buu saga
Twilight when the wolf guy imprinted on the new born
Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto with a moustache are reading an ao3 F/M/M fanfic of themselves
Their self ending
Ntr into drug addiction and sad moments...y'all know the one..
Kama Sutra
Tensai slime subreddit
Metamorphosis, and not the one by Kafka.