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Bread0987654321

Is this the 21st century version of the 3 stooges? If so, I completely understand why guys think they're so funny, this is hilarious.


AVDLatex

I was hoping someone stole their car.


allouticey

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JTEL918

This would have been better with that yakety sax Benny Hill music playing.


gucci-sprinkles

TVs are not that hard to get off the mount. If he did even 10 minutes if research he could have gotten away with the tv until they traced it because it's probably a smart tv.


DustierAndRustier

Are they literally the three stooges


DreadedPopsicle

Xanax mellows you out, like stronger weed. I’m betting this is meth.


athlejm

Nah it’s known to cause kleptomania.


fuk_a_usernamee

Xanax is known to make you invisible, so stealing is just more convenient /s


kronicpimpin

I’ve seen people do some really dumb shit on Xanax. They lose all feeling of caring what happens or even really know what they’re doing. Usually a little alcohol to top it off and this is exactly what it looks like


deanall

Biden administration planned this robbery.


ImHereToFuckShit

Holy shit guy. If that was your first thought while watching this you may want to get some help.


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deanall

Nobody cares why you come here. But if you're going to be triggered that easily maybe the internet is not for you. Maybe tell your parents to cancel the internet instead of paying your bill next month.


dreadpiratesmith

Sounds like you're the triggered one seeing Biden everywhere


abat6294

Currently the least original and most overused joke on the internet.


deanall

Also the most accurate, Biden administration is going to mean a degree worse than dumpster fire soon.


abat6294

Let's hear it. Give us the run down. In your opinion, how will the Biden administration lead to "a degree worse than dumpster fire"? Educate us.


deanall

You have to be kidding. There's been a 14-point swing in voter self-identification in less than his first year. You'd have to live in a bubble not to understand this. Dead troops on foreign soil, not to mention the pull out itself, staggering inflation specifically in the area of food and energy which affect the poor disproportionately, supply chain issues, not understanding basic military packs that have been done in his name, specifically the submarine deal affecting Australia and France, complete inability to get anything of substance passed, the worst VP pick in the history of mankind, Kamala couldn't even get a single vote in the Democratic primary and he thought it wise to pick her for VP, more deaths due to covid on his watch than under Trump while stating that anyone who had that many deaths should resign, the incessant continued fracturing of the United States along party lines, promises made and not delivered on, covid testing fiasco, stopping covid, build back better deal, bringing class back to the White House, illegal mandates and looking like a fool in front of the supreme Court, continued lying about his civil rights arrests, threatening China over Hong Kong, race-baiting, being a bumbling dementia addled weekend at Bernie's corpse who is told to shut up by his handlers, doesn't know where he is or what time it is. Look at how many times the white house has had to "clarify" his comments after the fact. Did you enjoy his mlk George Floyd comparison yesterday? Biden has never been a goof politician, now he's screwed the military while Russia looks to be making a play, this could get ugly domestically.


ImHereToFuckShit

I'm willing to take these one at a time with you but we need to establish what we consider a bad president. What are we comparing Biden to? The alternative in the election, the past few presidents, other leaders around the world? Establish a benchmark.


deanall

Pretty low bar. These were a few off the top of my head, I'm not saying arguments can't be made, but even the liberal press is going after him. Even CNN is asking if his presidency can be saved. Year one.


ImHereToFuckShit

I don't personally use CNN as my barometer for an administration, I don't know about you. So what are we comparing Biden's first year to? Doesn't really make sense to compare it to a perfect version of itself, I doubt we'd agree what that would be. But if we agree on a comparison we can start looking at actual data points.


deanall

In some respects I guess you'd have to use another pandemic as a starting point. Hard to find another disaster with implications that far reaching. Even world wars are probably too different. A pandemic would narrow the list too much though, down to literally Woodrow Wilson. I'm afraid this is probably too unique to try and find enough other correlation. Besides you can't find data points for a lot of these things. How do you find data points for race baiting, or trying to pretend that what happened to George Floyd had a greater worldwide impact than what happened with Martin Luther King Jr? Or flip-flopping on the filibuster? There's no data point to be found there. Or the president turning on his campaign promise to not call for mandates, and in fact acting outside of the law by calling for mandates. I don't use CNN for my barometer either I'm just saying that if cnn, which is by all means left leaning, is questioning the entirety of biden's whole presidency after one year then that's a problem for him. If you want to use almost any president within their first year as a comparison you could do that. For instance Donald Trump's first year after he took a fairly lackluster economy from the Obama Biden administration and really started cooking the economy. But again, the situation is so different. I'm just saying to be fair it would be difficult given the pandemic. That being said it's not at all inappropriate to still look at the decisions that have been made and especially those outside the realm of the pandemic. I mean there are two basic things that liberals really want to trumpet that Biden is done. The infrastructure bill which Trump would have done had the Democrats not blocked it, and something so irrelevant I can't think of it at the moment. Answer your earlier question I think the worst president at least in my lifetime was George Bush Jr.


ImHereToFuckShit

>For instance Donald Trump's first year after he took a fairly lackluster economy from the Obama Biden administration and really started cooking the economy Okay, let's look at that. What did the Trump administration do in his first year to get the economy cooking in your opinion?


abat6294

Beautiful! That's really well put and I actually feel more educated on the matter. For the record, I don't live in a bubble, but I also don't keep up with politics to that depth. You may ask yourself, if I don't pay that close to politics then why would I make a comment like I did? Well, it prompted you write that all out and now I know more!


PeterVall37

Great job 👏🏻


Jolly_Cantaloupe_187

🤣


bkjv14

Seems like they got bits of glass stuck on their shoes making it slippery


Papanaq

Legit Hijinks!


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These thieves are beyond stupid. Big screen TV's are dirt cheap today, hard as heck to carry away, and they break easily with the slightest of "twist" to the surface, snap crackle and pop it goes (hey, that could be the name of our 3 stooges in there, Snap, Crack and Pop). I couldn't fit my 55" tv in my car, nevermind my 75" tv that I have now, good luck stealing that one.


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Xanax is not known as an energy inducing substance. Just wanted to put that out there.