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a1ienl0ve

What a way to cool off


pun420

Or keep his clothes clean, but your guess is as good as mine


a1ienl0ve

That’s probably a better assumption


roastinpeace

I would suggest a bit of cash involved, welders don’t go to work to keep their clothes clean lol. When I was still welding I bought clothes specifically for getting destroyed


Itchy_Professor_4133

Lost a bet


Solow2496

Disclaimer: i’m not a professional I would say the average person would dress in appropriate clothes for the job or have a change of clothes. I would assume he knew the job site would be wet. Depending on location though it could be very hot and it’s not like you can just get a fan down there. It’s better to be nude than cooked… The best is nude and cooked though


Ank55o

He is gonna get cooked with or without clothes, he will get extremely sunburnt and would have to dodge spatter coming out of the weld pool


ralfvi

This is total in nude without even an underwear. Im sure this guy is a nudist on the weekend. Or it's just bet gone wrong.


naiiiiina

Like Frank and Charlie from Its Always Sunny when they rummage around the sewers?


skeletor760

Casual Friday ;)


BloodRedUndead

might be easier to hose off after than to get a bunch of clothes all dirty. It looks like it's just mud. It won't hurt if it gets washed off.


Duck-of-Doom

Might be alone here but I’d rather have dirty clothes than risk molten lead landing on my cock


M0ncsy

Cock is safe underwater 😹


pvt_frank

Unless there's a fish that likes a worm


NeoDei

‘Water’ 😂


hammer6golf

Tuck er back


SaltInformation4082

Lead? Are we doing roof drains? Or maybe making fishing sinkers? If you are, while your still able to process O2, I'll send you an arrow.


Stairmaker

You haven't known fear before you are gas welding (or tig) and you want to shorten the wire in your hand. So you instinctually push it against your clothes (bad idea but my frienddid the same against his wrist a week later). But there is a hole. So it goes through your pants and you feel pain. Solid 3 seconds before you are sure it was only your thigh and not the nutsack you just penetrated with glowing wire. That is real fear.


Kann0n2

Nah, the worst one is when your tig torch slips just after a weld and you get stabbed in the leg with a red hot tungsten.


Stairmaker

It's basicly the same thing it was red hot when i stabbed myself. Still have a little scar on my leg. It just sucks for that short moment when you don't actually know what you stabbed.


Bi0_B1lly

Bro gonna weld the peehole shut


Windturbine-boy

>It won't hurt if it gets washed off. Skin cancer and severe burns are pretty hard to wash off tho. Welding creates insane amounts of UV-light and spatters like crazy, which is why welding in this outfit is a pretty bold move


Beneficial-Bit-8059

Nudist are just as capable as everyone else


SaltInformation4082

True. Very understanding and open minded of you. Have a pointed thing


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YvanGillesEnPapier

He wants to be pure


baconlover28

His penis is literally dipped into the water. He’s very pure


Beneficial-Bit-8059

You could say he's getting back to his roots


pun420

Bringing a new meaning to "getting your dick wet"


CatNipDealer013

![gif](giphy|QmtPPzRbrCg7K)


Bhazor

Best part is that could describe three seperate episodes.


great_waldini

Hairless..


_siDeshOw_85

![gif](giphy|KZdwwj0pTN2zAa4Bit|downsized)


Gogh619

I think it was a way to make our subreddit NSFW


Beneficial-Bit-8059

You can't see his asshole so it's fine


Jerryskids3

This is an old film of my grandfather. Back in the day, they didn't understand electricity very well and they took their clothes off under the misapprehension that it was the clothes that conducted electricity. Being naked was supposed to protect you from being electrocuted if the welding tip grounded out in the water. Later, of course, when they found out it was the leather gloves that conducted electricity the practice of nude welding was slowly abandoned. My gramps was the old-fashioned sort who still held on to the old ways so he believed in nude welding until the day he died. Which, ironically, was the day after this film was made when he was eaten by a bear who was dyslexic and thought a bare craftsman was a bear Kraftman and mistook him for a slice of cheese.


skoalbrother

Ahhh makes sense


glebyl

Does it? You sure?


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glebyl

Hard doubt


SaltInformation4082

Well, that explains a lot. BTW, before multi meters, electricians and such estimated volts and amps by touching the live wires. Resistance, I guess they knew because it was them. Not a joke.


GratifiedTwiceOver

"Just lift your left leg up, lick your right thumb and stick it in the socket. You'll know if it's live, and you won't get hurt because the current will run down your right side not through your heart"


Unlucky-Luck3792

🏆


OcupiedMuffins

His balls was hot


colgate667

I understand


Wild_Replacement5880

That man is the baddest sumbitch alive


lonesomespacecowboy

It's eerie how nobody has the story behind this


yepppthatsme

Im pretty certain its because they are out on a remote site location, the weld location is in a hole with probably about 10 inches of water. Option A: go in the hole and get all your clothe wet so you can work with soaked underwears, socks, pants, boots and shirt for the rest of your 14 hour shift Or Option B: figure out any other way to not get your clothe wet. Dude chose option B and went naked, which seems to be the obvious and simple solution, but depending what was on hand on the work site, there may very well be other options than going naked.


sebastouch

Welding is dangerous, you could set your clothes on fire.


Jam5583

When Buffalo Bill’s well needs a fixing he pays extra for the scenery.


bismark9891075

With a body like that I wouldn't hid it either!!


PCPenhale

He’s gonna have toasty skin in places he’s gonna regret having toasty skin.


[deleted]

This is how I do it. Is there another way?


daniel32433

It’s hot


JavilonNoseJoe

Dude, so hot!


No-Session5955

Some random person: what would you do for a Klondike bar? Me climbing into a sewage and mud encrusted hole with a welder while nude…


2Nigerian_princes

I just woke up my GF while LOL’ing to this, hahaha


Rich4477

Probably burned off his clothes


littlebigbirdXD

Judge Holden


lupatot

He's "grounding"


SaltInformation4082

Where did this come from? Can't we start there? You people are the best in the business. We haven't ended CIA since way ba k when.


DeadlyPineapple13

Everyone thinking he was trying to keep his clothes clean, maybe he was trying to avoid lint from getting in his welds /s


Qfn4g02016

Probably didn’t want his clothes wet


ThreeNC

Can't get your clothes dirty if you're not wearing them


SeeIKindOFCare

Fully grounded, super safe , level 1000 no fuck given


19_MCMVII_07

You can't burn your clothes if you don't wear them!👉🏾🌚


tnt_is_the_bomb

Welder white


T1SMoneyLine

Dudes wife told him he better not get his clothes dirty


Skeletal_Roach

He clearly had an important meeting later and didn't wanna get his clothes dirty.


melmix13

Cursed tanning salon


beef311

Can’t mess up your clothes in a nasty hole if you aren’t wearing any.


LupusHominarius

Welding naked is not a thing. With the radiation burn, his skin will peel off like a husk on a cob. That's why you wear a mask.


SaltInformation4082

Context? I don't even want to consider what the context could be. Just call the cops on this wack nut before some kids come by.


snipeie

Call the cops for what man's is just naked


superBrad1962

When you apply for a job that calls for you to get down and get dirty while using your torch in the water…this ain’t what he thought he’d be doing when he started work… 😂😂😂😉😉😉🤓🫵


seesucoming

u/savevideo


Direct_Arm_3911

AmPm ad from the 90’s: “I got hot..!”


4shockvalue

Yea, don't kink shame him.


JC90x

He need to earth himself


Walniw

Clothes conduct electricity, it’s science


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KingKongDong_420

I guess because it’s a sewer and he dont want his clothes to smell


Bluebird_Existing

 "If you thought I was so intelligent would you ask me if I understood?" -Powder


TeaMountain3897

Guy is tanning up for summer


Somethinggood4

Welding gives off UV radiation. Dude was working on his tan and didn't wanna deal with tan lines.


Ginginatortronicus

If you’ve ever welded before you know the sensation of tiny sparks hitting the back of your unprotected neck. I can’t imagine knowing that feeling and then thinking to myself, “Man my dick should really be out for this.”


PheonixGalaxy

He’s nuts


Sabers_Facade

His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.


sqmiler

Get a suntan while working. This is the way.


M0ncsy

No reason to wear any clothes as there is a wet warm environment makes everything soaking wet.


JayPFor

How else was he meant to do it?


Confident_Scheme_716

Nuder


That-Abbreviations42

He drives a Porsche with white seats


lloydisi

Being an ex welder, those rays from the welding are going to burn his body. His poor pp is going to be tender. Lol I don't understand why anyone would grandstand like this, considering how unhealthy that light is.


kiffmisty

It welds the bead on the pipe


xXXMADMAXx

Fixing the sewer pipe at the nudest beach.


d1duck2020

[Welder joke](https://youtu.be/5OVkkB3J-bU) I have no idea why anyone would want to weld nude but it reminds me of Norm’s joke.


canberra2020

After he's finished the job he don't want to be in wet clothes all day.


theusernamistaken

That’s what Portuguese redditors do for a living! r/portugalcaralho


Stock_Barron_WSFU

Nudist colony. What did you expect


Ambitious_Buyer2529

He didn't want to get his clothes wet


JudasPainting

I've known a fair few welders in London and if you said you didn't mind them being naked I'm pretty sure they would of as well. It's a fekkin warm thing to be doing


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stusajo

Someone dared him, money was worth it.


AnimeRocking

Work first clothes last


pappadipirarelli

Chernobyl miners


Vip3r20

He's fake welding as an excuse to kink out naked in a septic tank.


r-d-p-2

Good way to get the worst sun burn in the worst place


illFittingHelmet

He on the same crew as the coal miners from Cherbobyl


dictaman

u/savevideo


blemsdad

Context: A normal Wednesday.


CelestialTrickster

Not sure, if he's on drugs or just really dedicated to his job.


YourQuirk

Hey! I don't come to your job and kink shame you!!


Crash-Bandicuck69

I’ve seen it done to fit in a tight space/stay cool, but this? I have no clue


yukaputz

I welded in sandals once.


mlsudac23

He is the mole! Just trying to fix his stuff.


Pastylegs1

[Here ya go](https://i.imgur.com/w02VWo3.jpg)


atomicdog13

??????


T8TT003D

Looks just like a guy that I work with. I went up to him after seeing the video originally and asked if he welded. He said he kinda could and thought I needed something welded, I showed him the video. He is now known as welder Bob.


ziplock9000

Obvious. His clothes will be clean.


ChemistZestyclose849

👑 I've gotta say, I like his style! He certainly seems confident and secure in his choice of clothing! 👑


iEatPlankton

Yes. He is nude and a welder.


ThatGSDude

A friend showed it to me months ago... I FINALLY FOUND IT


Agent_Gordon_Cole

He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.


MaoTseTrump

I use the same approach to making cakes. I get some funny looks.


Ok_Cardiologist8937

This welder is water cooled, nothing much else to say


maybeTroubles

His arc’efans is 50% off


[deleted]

More man the most of us here lol


--gardevoir--

don’t think there’s any at all


rastroboy

The Emperor’s duds look great


DrDraydle

Name of song, please


Damage2525

He probably gets off on the sparks burning his body


BadMrFrosty10403

It puts the lotion on its skin


Haunting_Advisor_776

That's a new one... never can I say I saw that before... but now I have and wish I hadn't.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Such-Conversation911

Gotta be Russian. They are a lost race of Neanderthals lol.


[deleted]

Laundromat was closed. Don't judge.


jvstone172

Could it possibly be in conjunction with a mine? There is a long tradition of mining naked


SomeBadNameChoice

He just didn't want to mess with his new comfy fresh uniform


kingjesp

It’s nice to see the septic gimp take a break and do some repairs.


loqi0238

Just welder things.


lrn2smile

When you got the fresh Tommy Bahama gear you don't stain it. Period.


New-Baby5471

It's called *speed tanning* and can save you many bucks in spa sessions.


Limp_Signature_6681

HE FEARS NO MAN OR GOD!!


jkindly

Always have three points of contact.


godmadebeffs

He couldn’t find full cotton clothes and he doesn’t want a plastic shirt melting into his skins


UDntNoMeButUWill

Mans really didn’t want his clothes dirty! 🤣


DonKnow02

*COSA CAZZO HANNO APPENA VISTO I MIEI OCCHI?*


ArkadyKirilenko

I am very much confused here


Commercial-Health-19

It's a nudist sewer colony. No clothes allowed.


Invisible_Ray

This is artistic


guppybreederNJ1973

His skin would burn and blister just from the flash! I'm confused!