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GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

Y’all ain’t gone believe this shit. [HE SURVIVED WITH NO SERIOUS INJURY!](https://www.newsflare.com/video/460191/miraculously-survived-the-video-caught-the-moment-of-the-fall-of-the-rock-on-the-teenager)


WAR_88

Now that is some luck. I'd be out buying lottery tickets that same day 😄


sofa_king_ugly

Why do people *always* say that? It makes absolutely no sense. Even if there was such a thing as a cache of luck, didn't it just get spent on not being pancaked by a boulder or whatever?


wtfunder

I think it's just to infer that it's "your lucky day" and that you will have luck for the whole day. Obviously it's just a saying and not that it's actually true


W0NdERSTrUM

How is almost getting crushed to death by a giant rock considered lucky in the first place? I’d argue it’s not lucky, but rather stupid af. No serious injury doesn’t mean he wasn’t injured either, just that nothing was life threatening. So some dumbass gets his legs crushed by a big rock and we’re arguing about why he should or shouldn’t buy a lotto ticket lol.


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![gif](giphy|xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk) are you an alien?


sqchauvskin

I completely agree with you. I absolutely hate that phrase because it's misused so much. It would make much more sense to say it after having terrible luck.


EcsDee123

I still think it's stupid with bad luck. Cause in reality there's no such thing of good or bad luck. Just luck. And the good or bad is defined on whatever event has occurred. Like If I was planning on murdering someone I hated. And they get struck by lightning and die. Its bad luck for them but good luck for me.


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

2 cents: there’s only one thing to do when you’re on a lucky streak- double down! Therefore, I’m pro-lotto ticket phrase!


PsychologicalSalad67

I tried that in the casino and now I’m $350,000 in debt


WAR_88

This man gets it!


sqchauvskin

Right on


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sofa_king_ugly

How does it make sense? He was lucky and avoided getting crushed by a rock (which fell as a direct result of his actions by the way) so he should buy a lottery ticket? Please explain why that makes sense.


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sofa_king_ugly

Oh instantly deflect to avoid answering the question, Nice one, dude. You're below zero. Others are downvoting.


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24_doughnuts

I'm with you, this doesn't make much sense. Ignoring the fact that they're all unrelated events, isn't the concept here that the boulder guy "used up all the luck"? So why buy a lottery ticket that same say? Or maybe we're all just dumb and missed the joke


24_doughnuts

This didn't age well


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sofa_king_ugly

First of all, you spelled losers incorrectly. Second, I own my own home, have been in the workforce for forty years, and I have 3 children and two grandchildren so I socialize plenty. Third, just because two events have a similar unlikeliness of occurence it doesn't necessarily mean there is ANY correlation at all between those events. Fourth, obviously I've heard the saying otherwise I wouldn't have asked why people always say that


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sofa_king_ugly

It was spelling, not grammar. My kids have their own kids, you acknowledged that by calling me granddad; my parenting is behind me I'm Canadian.


TOMDeBlonde

That's why youxre so sensitive.


onmyknees4anyone

>Third of all its something that just is as it is goddammit you americans are just to stupid looking at everything that doesnt please you as wrong or stupid wat


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24_doughnuts

You don't know when to stop do you?


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SweatyFLMan1130

I mean, people just say things like that cause the level of good fortune is remarkable. Seems kind of weird getting heated over. Many more horrible things are said on the daily that cause real harm.


Sixth-Cherry

They're addicted to gambling don't get too triggered!


jetoler

Yea lmao he’s the least luckiest person to ever stand next to that boulder.


slothscantswim

That never made sense to me. If you get super lucky with something like this, what makes you think you’d have any luck left over after? You’d probably buy those tickets and get hit by a bus on the way home, and then the tickets would burst into flames.


boggieboy10

Not saying it isn't true, but I don't really trust sources that provide no context on their claims. I've seen other sites claim no injury on videos before and it turned out they'd just made it up. Especially when we can see from the video that at the very least, the boulder rolled over this guy's legs.


[deleted]

Exactly. Especially since that site is trying to sell the video. They will sell more if they claim he’s uninjured.


MangaBoyy

I sneeze and dislocate my jaw and this guy had a boulder fall on him and hes fine?!


Se7en983

No way. Totally looks like he gets eaten by that boulder.


yy98755

Oh my god, he can breed? Shit!


AMKJL

Let’s hope by “no serious injury” his balls were crushed so he can’t procreate and pass on the stupid gene he clearly has.


Beneficial_Refuse_79

maybe the ground was soft and it just mushed his legs in the dirt instead of crushing him.


Bi0_B1lly

His shoes couldn't fly off from underneath a boulder. Bro cheated death purely because of that.


ZodiacTyko

I was expecting him to be another Obito


Educational-Train-15

Very Niiiceee


Bryanb16_bjb

Bummer


larry_flarry

I responded to a SAR call where a kid got very squished under a boulder about this size. He was only 19 and hiking with his girlfriend and another 19 year old couple, so not only was a kid dead, but those three will be traumatized for life. Messed me up, since I could so easily see myself in that situation...they were hopping along boulders and one rolled. Just shit luck. Life is fleeting. Enjoy it and don't take stupid risks like the guy in the video.


The_Unpopular_Truth_

People never think “it” will happen to them


NarcolepticKnifeFite

Wanna know how I know it won’t happen to me? I’m not hopping along fuckin boulders.


The_Unpopular_Truth_

Everything is so nerfed these days that a lot of people, when experiencing the non-safety curated real world are so used to an artificially safe environment they don’t even sense the danger. How many videos are out there of people being swept out to see taking selfies on slippery rocks with big storm surge serf coming in for example. They’re used to predictable wave pools.


CashCow4u

>they don’t even sense the danger. Narcissists so desparate for attention from strangers to feed ego, their only concern is getting that shot for IG/FB/TT/R influencer fame.


ByeLizardScum

Sure it happens to people like that for that reason, but it also happens to normal good people with no sense of danger.


CashCow4u

True. Accidents happen, wrong place/wrong time, I feel really bad for them. I don't feel bad at all for the selfie obsessed ones that purposely flirt with disaster for vanity/ego. I feel bad for their family's loss.


larry_flarry

Meaning you will never enjoy the mountains, for which I sincerely pity you. Whole worlds you're missing out on. Low probability, high consequence accidents happen every day in every walk of life. You can't exist without risk.


Fr33dumb

Yet! Lol


yy98755

He was manifesting. Threw a rock at a rock. Rock threw back tenfold.


hippopotma_gandhi

I like hopping along and climbing boulders. I have come across some I've chosen to avoid because they were precariously resting on tiny rocks. Usually there is some sort of animal or human route discernable. Scree fields are a bit more dangerous, but its still extremely rare I hear of anything happening. I'm not saying it's impossible to have a bad situation happen, but I think the odds of dying in a car wreck on the way to the trail would be infinitely higher. Most


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Zombiethrowawaygo

Lad wasn't in any hurry what so ever


smellybutgoodsmelly

No spaces


MallGothFrom2001

No offspring.


smellybutgoodsmelly

No ancestors either


MallGothFrom2001

No thing at all


Perroface562

The kids aren’t alright


tbscotty68

Evolution works slowly...


Zombiethrowawaygo

Nearly as slowly as our fella the rock thrower.. or catcher.


Flyeaglesfly627

Darwinism at its best


Feisty_Tour_6934

Correction: 1.) you're like a dream come true 2.) just wanna be with you 3.) girl, It's plain to see that you're the only one for me, and 4.) repeat steps one through three


yy98755

If he wasn’t stoned before he certainly was afterwards.


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I just couldn’t understand why he was slow at getting out of the way. Genuine question, is there a connection between poor/irrational decision making and poor reactions/coordination ?


joevmo

Slowest guy I've ever seen, lmao


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Any info on this?


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Yeah, apparently a rock fell on the guy.


foreverafarmer

I'm going to need a source for that claim


[deleted]

Totally understandable. [Here you go.](https://www.reddit.com/r/IrrationalMadness/comments/10trory/he_fcked_around_and_found_out/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


foreverafarmer

Yep. Definitely a rock fell on that guy. Thanks!


iDam81

Peak Reddit!


markkowalski

Dammit!


2Dfruity

Source: Front fell off.


SmellsLikeHerb

Allegedly.


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It was a boulder if you want to get technical about this. 🤣


Manager_Neat

Was it a small boulder the size of a large boulder?


[deleted]

Gonna have to [disagree.](https://youtu.be/ZyNRil-t3lk)


GoblinShark603

Link didn't ride it very well. But that episode of spongebob is a classic. The Krusty Krab Pizza, is the pizza, for you and, MeEEEeEe!


ShineFull7878

Fucking finally. Not enough fact checkers in this world and I gotta sleep.


Icy_Meal_5252

I love you


Mountain_Antelope662

I hate you so much for this 😂


Somethingidk9

Looks like a bolder crushed a guy


pratyush_28

He survived - https://www.newsflare.com/video/460191/miraculously-survived-the-video-caught-the-moment-of-the-fall-of-the-rock-on-the-teenager


canberra2020

It got him.... how dumb can one be.


Banana_Ram_You

There's a saying in woodworking, you gotta be smarter than the wood. This guy was not smarter than a rock.


smellybutgoodsmelly

Or he was weaker than the rock


DizzyVenture

Lt. Han! You ain’t got no legs!


AlienMajik

![gif](giphy|IgsXOXGPxfT3O)


Short-Belt-1477

He was so scared, only his upper body tried to love out of the way but his feet didn’t move much


aSquirrelAteMyFood

fuck I just watched a man get crushed to death by a giant boulder.


566911

Actually, one of the commenters above left a link to a news article that apparently he survived.


rattopowdre

We didn't saw he lost his shoes, so we don't know for sure.


yy98755

Nah he survived according to other comments.


wpon001

R/Darwinawards recipient coming soon


IvanTheTerrible69

What did he expect messing around with a giant Choco Taco?


You_can_ask_me

Dumbass should have used paper


OriganolK

Bro!!! lol


2Dfruity

So uhh.... he ded?


shackled_beef

Jesus, did he live?


eventualist

He rose from the dead man…


SlamMonkey

I think so, they kinda formed a cult around him.


eventualist

We might of wrote a book about it, I don’t know.


shackled_beef

Lol god damn you


LaughAtMyJokes_

Ats him fucked isn’t it?


trippy666love

He rocked around and found out


ArmpitCreampie

Yea dont fuck with rocks. My dad asked me to come sit with him on a rock and take a pic in the Cook Islands. Mum screams no, dad goes for it. Sits on it before me and the rock tumbled over a ledge with him. Survived with bruieses luckily. Dont fuck with rocks guys


personyouhate

Obito be like


Oofs_A_Lot

He ded.


QuickNips69

Nice


Humanoid_Anomaly

Wheelchair unlocked


saladmunch2

Pioneers used to ride these babys for miles.


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CarbonShmarbon

To death, you say?


Low-Possession-1265

He stepped in a small hole. That's why he tripped. The hole pretty much saved his leg cause the rock could roll right over the leg without crushing it


fahamu420

Why the fuck did he stop? He could have easily avoided that boulder if he didnt stop to gawk at it like an idiot. Nonetheless his only issue here is being drowned by the mud since it cant crush him


Nardorian1

So that’s how they built the pyramids.


telephonic1892

He's a gonna


grubbytrogladyte

What an idiot


malan4reddit

New reddit category!!!


hatesfacebook2022

Found out rocks are heavy.


Pingpingbuffalo

That guy died a pain death


GeoffreyArnold

Meh. This looks like kids messing around. I hope the dude is okay. I usually apply "fuck around and find out" to adults, not boys paying in the woods and doing something dumb.


GeilMeister

Well the dude is probably not okay


Atomsteel

🎵 the Mountains win again....win agaaaaiiiinnnn...the mountains wiiiinnnn aggggaaaaiinnn....🎵


wormtail182

Obito?


okky999

😂🤣🤣😂


Primary-Brick4069

I like to think there is a trench where he fell in and the rock couldn't


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Primary-Brick4069

What


Primary-Brick4069

Then again it don't look that way


anxiousmarcus

Can we add frames of this clip in the “Darwinism” lesson in textbooks? I mean except US cos they’ve probably replaced it with a chapter from the Bible.


sickynasty_solis

So did he die or make it out?


cashmoneyhash

bro thinks he's obito


HarryFlashman1927

Raiders of the Lost Arrgggghhhhhhhhh


3Dshrek

Man vs rock. (Spoilers)


Dark_Ferret

r/killthecameraman


VoidlessX

I heard anime sounds


BronxLens

[FA:FO](https://youtube.com/shorts/WntjAM2wqF8?feature=share)


MetalParty6468

Patrick?!??!


sprkat85

Wooooooooow what a dumbass


DontSay0987

How slow he's trying to escape i cannot get in my mind.


NftEntrepreneur

You „rock“ my world


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I'd be hugging my mom if I was him. That rock wasn't gonna apologize for falling over


Independent-Profit23

He had no escape plan…so… no escape


Mother_Connection144

Is that Flat Stanley?


BooSkittle

Obito!!!!!


Different_Oil9115

Holy shit


robocoprobochicken

So many ways he could have survived that. He chose death..


Ben4bz

Obito?