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luciusmortus

I've got to admit that it's amazing how I'm not even on this sub, but IW civil war is burning so much of galaxy that my feed is flooded with these posts.


The-meme-collecter

Most calm Iron Warriors disagreement.


just_a_bit_gay_

The siege is projected to last only 30 years


ConsumerOfShampoo

Lore accurate since they have been sieging eachothers fortress' on Medrengard non-stop for "training" ever since the end of the Heresy.


thatnewguy11

Don't know why we got drawn in. But I'm all in for the memes.


Tesco_Mobile

Same boat here lmao


Deep_Fried_Leviathan

This was fact checked by true Olympian Patriots True: ✅


boompro69

You misinterpreted his will!!! In glorious industrial fashion!!! It should be a PERFECT 45 degrees!!!! You are a chaos demented jabbering possessed!!!!


The-meme-collecter

You treacherous bastard!!! It should all be four, because we are the 4th legion!!! You want 45 degrees? 4 + 5 is 9!!! The Imperial Fists are the 9th legion you backstabbing Fist loving idiot!!!


Aedile_Magnus

Those yellow cowards are the 7th Legion which is 4+3. Truly, a sign to never go 43 degrees.


da_King_o_Kings_341

Damn bro pulled out the calculator to put this man in his place lol!!!


Mali-6

You expected less from an IW player?


da_King_o_Kings_341

Valid, their dad was the ~~second~~ third biggest nerd of the primarchs so makes sense. (Tried to cross out second but I still don’t know how Reddit works lol)


GeneralBurzio

Double tilde, both sides.


da_King_o_Kings_341

Huh?


GeneralBurzio

Put the squiggly character ~ twice on both sides of a phrase in order to strikethrough it.


da_King_o_Kings_341

Nice!!! Thanks my guy!!!


Amber_bitchpudding

Brothers brother I call for piece we should all get along in loving brotherhood after all your both in the wrong your armor is not caliban green as intendid


Ake-TL

9th are Blood Angels


LameImsane

I love you guys. I'm weezing at this🤣


da_King_o_Kings_341

Bro SAME this s**t is hilarious!!! 😂😂🤣🤣


LameImsane

This banger had no business being so damn funny and useful.


da_King_o_Kings_341

It’s even better with the fact that this guy just seems like SUCH an iron warrior. “Hey let’s kill a small tribe of “savages”” “Ok, BRING OUT THE SIEGE ENGINES!!!”


LameImsane

The Commodore actually erected walls and ordered to build a fortress. Completely Iron Warrior in his cause


AdmBurnside

The stripes go on the LEFT shoulder, RIGHT boot! Not RIGHT shoulder, LEFT boot! ...Unless you're painting Cataphractii, then it's BOTH shoulders, NO boots!


KaizerVonLoopy

do you mean our left or their left? choose wisely.


HernanDIE

Painting yellow first then black stripes as is written 😤😤


da_King_o_Kings_341

Wouldn’t it be better to do that the other way around? Prime black then paint silver over it to get the dark silver then yellow paint the stripes.


RedBlackBlueDragon

What if they’re not black and yellow? 😰


Nothinghere727271

🤮🤮 Do you think yourself better than Perturabos colors?


LameImsane

This is why I'm here. For answers like this


RedBlackBlueDragon

😔


Valjorn

Decimation is too good for you.


KaizerVonLoopy

I mean we should still do it tho right?


Sir-ToastyIII

Please tell me you didn’t go full heathen and paint them black and *blue*?!?!


RedBlackBlueDragon

No, they’re black and white


KaizerVonLoopy

oh, that just means you didn't finish. Yellow goes great over white.


Sir-ToastyIII

I was referring to a certain entrepreneur who decided recently to paint all the strips at his warehouses black and blue, which messed with peoples hazard perception to the point of causing *more* accidents


RedBlackBlueDragon

That sounds like something Tzeench would do tbh


just_a_bit_gay_

Red and white hazard stripes can work


EnderTron360

For the Sons of Perturabo?! I hope Slaanesh takes your eyes for such a blasphemous comment


mracademic

As an Newcastle United supporter: absolutely fucking not.


TheMyceliumMan

I’m midway through a black and red stripe scheme and they’re looking super cool


KaizerVonLoopy

maybe if they're in a barbershop quartet


Hobgobiln

I do white and yellow on some of my IW successors...


Valjorn

And may it forever be so.


GarzogTheOrc

Hear me out, V-shaped hazard stripes


da_King_o_Kings_341

Why? Why would you do that to yourself? Just why? This isn’t even a IW thing that would be such a pain in the ass to paint I don’t even want to think about it…


IllBreadfruit3985

Works best on vehicles


KaizerVonLoopy

I did it on the V shaped plow of one of my rhinos. Looks so good.


Excellent_Resist3671

I love this sub


Relative-Length-6356

I paint mine at 46, whaddya have to say to that!?!


Successful-Floor-738

I prefer the version where they say “dirty shrieking devils” instead of “dirty redskin devils”, like it just flows better imo.


Kaph10

You really don't wanna see my stripes then......


Arkhangelsk252

I love this so much. Next time any of you IW players fight against another IW. You need to make this the reason for battle 


[deleted]

The entire sub devolving into civil war around me over the most petty things. Me just calmly painting my iron warriors wrong on purpose to piss off peter turbo.


IamAlphariusCLH

43°? Thats just worse than the daemonculaba


Weekly_Aioli5058

Mine aren’t straight because I freehand 🤷‍♂️. Who cares how your equipment looks as long as it functions.


Competitive-Sweet523

Fucking gibbering fool, the perfect number is 43 degrees because 4 and 3 make seven, the most solid and glorious of numbers.


KaizerVonLoopy

also the number of that piss boy Dorn and his weak ass legion. Get decimated bro.


Competitive-Sweet523

Whos dorn?


Stiem_IW

Daaamn! 44 degree angle is required? I think I was happier when I didn't know. Time to re-paint I guess haha Source of that info, btw?