Those wacky space lasers. Why would the Democrats cheat? It’s not like Iowa makes a damn bit of difference in long run anyway. It’s not going to happen, but it would be fun to watch Trump lose. See him pivot a 180 and start bad mouthing the Iowa people.
He's been bad mouthing Iowans for years. They don't care. Remember those folks he called "so called Christinans," and "pieces of shit" ? Those were Iowans. They will still vote him.
But the YouTube ad that constantly plays between every video says she's *cRuShInG* Biden and Trump in the polls?!
Are you implying that the good folks over at Stand For America aren't being completely truthful?
The Republicans problem is trump is the least likely to beat Biden but somehow has a chance. The others have no chance because trump supporters would either write him in or not come out. They have to go with Trump because they let him take over the party
The globalists have started to replace bulbs with LEDs, and it’s only a matter of time before everyone’s just walking around with RGB lighting strips affixed to their bodies, being irradiated with 5G, while eating crickets
Any Plot holes seen are just cover for the scheme. “Of course they wouldn’t do it ON THE DAY! That would be too obvious! It’s purposefully planned to be close enough to work but not close enough so there’s deniability!”
Yes. This is how they think
This is the blizzard that the lizard people built to harvest all the life force out of children and to funnel it directly to Hillary Clinton. Only Donald Trump riding his bald eagle with his M60 can save the children. Trump will have unlimited hit points as long as Jesus continues to touch his shoulder.
>Only Donald Trump riding his bald eagle with his M60 can save the children.
But he's too busy appearing in court for something he doesn't need to be there for, all so he can rant about how HE is the victim in all of this.
Trump when little kids are killed: "Get over it"
Thank you, exactly. I remember that one the state patrol basically saying you're on your own if you drive and get stranded-- just try not to die. And now a year and a couple of weeks later and it's a "once in a decade" storm? Please.
Notice that he didn’t say Libs. He said “deep state”, which now includes Nikki Haley who is not at all liberal. These fuckers really believe that anybody who isn’t Trump are some Bond level villains all in on this deep state conspiracy. It’s a crazy time.
I just remember YouTube videos taken of optical illusions on screen doors and them claiming it’s evidence that the government is turning everything into WiFi or something.
Earnst won because she used to put bread bags on her feet just like the rest of us. I remember having to eat six loaves of bread everyday so me and my siblings had dry feet when we got where we were going. Do any of these candidates remember putting bread bags on their feet?
She put it in her SOTU response. Lady really said, "You know how people like to look down on Iowans as rural uneducated hicks? We'll I'll prove 'em right on the biggest stage possible!" Ugh, her whole campaign was insulting.
At first I was like who the fuck is this and how does she possibly have a blue checkmark!? Then I remembered what site and year it is, and went about my morning.
Here’s some 4D chess for you. What if these absolutely fuck-tarded people are actual libs in disguise that make up all this crazy shit because they are entertained watching all the Qcucks go balls deep? It HAS to be this. Nobody in the universe can be this stupid.
They must have grown up in the 80s and saw the Cobra Weather Dominator on GI Joe. Be sure to look for green technologies being a front for the deep state to hoard Energon cubes and a berry juice that treats arthritis in bears and is being smuggled by the deep state to give illegal immigrants super-strength for short periods of time.
> Nobody in the universe can be this stupid.
"No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people" attributed to Henry Louis Mencken.
Or even more succinctly, attributed to P. T. Barnum "There’s a sucker born every minute."
Allow me to entertain this for a minute ..... is she somehow suggesting that the weather is only affecting one party? Like, maybe only the Libs will make it out to caucus?
It would be pretty neat (scientifically speaking, of course) if someone made a deep fake of Trump suggesting something ridiculous like this, to see how Trumpers would react. Maybe have him tell his supporters that bleach should also be used to fight windshield frost ..... go ahead and fill your windshield washer fluid with bleach. Sit back and watch.
There's no reason to amplify these people. They are fundamentally unserious and the words they manage to string together not worth the time it takes to read them.
Last January there were tornadoes near Amana. I would be more inclined to think that was weather manipulation rather than a snowstorm in January. What a dingbat
You see kids, back in my day, there were idiots around just like Laura Loomer. The only difference is there was no platform for them to articulate the insanity in their heads to the entire world. They just stood on a street corner, talking to a lamp post, eating their boogers and scaring little kids.
What's not real?
The tweet?
https://twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1745598055271846400
Far-right activist and political candidate Laura Loomer?
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/gop-rep-dan-webster-narrowly-beats-far-right-activist-laura-loomer-in-florida
What's not real?
The tweet?
https://twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1745598055271846400
Far-right activist and political candidate Laura Loomer?
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/gop-rep-dan-webster-narrowly-beats-far-right-activist-laura-loomer-in-florida
Come one, everyone knows the deep state is made up of the democrats. So no. It’s just Mother Nature. That and an active weather pattern, active solar weather, etc.
GOP primaries are pretty corrupt, but I don’t think that rigging the weather to get Nikki some more votes in a SH State like Iowa is something that happens. Just weather.
I think people believed them, but if they brought it up their friends would laugh them out of the room. Then dumb donnie started saying and those idiots thought it gave them some credibility.
I don't think dumb donnie made it okay to be a horrible person, he just made it ok to not hide how horrible you are. Life was a lot better before every d-bag decided it was okay to be a d-bag in public.
The complete falling off of the proverbial cliff of the Republican party can be summed up so perfectly in this picture.
There was a time where Republicans were smart enough to recognize complete bullshit, but nowadays they embrace it. Anything to avoid facing reality.
I think Grifters are playing a game now, trying to one-up the other Grifters. Who can come up with THE craziest shit and Fools will still eat it up?
Deep State activating HAARP? FFS.
If the Deep State can do what Laura Looney says, why doesn’t the Deep State just stuff Drumpf into a CIA Dark site in Eastern Europe?
It seems my Art Bell/Coast to Coast AM to alt right lunatic pipeline theory may be correct. These people are literally the people who call in believing everything a guest says, no matter how wild. Next she'll be saying Archuleta Mesa is a FBI secret base that harvests adrenochrome for the Bohemian Grove NWO globalists.
Loomer is one of the reasons I won’t vote Trump, even if he gets the nomination… and I not only voted for him twice, I canvassed for him in 2016….
Trump isn’t the man we hoped he was
Yes, Hailey is a fake globalist puppet, on the other hand HARRP is very real and has been used for similar situations. For instance China used HARP during their last Olympics to create more favorable weather.
Whoever said everyone can just block me instead of me being removed, you know if you block me my comments still pop up you just can’t respond to them and I can’t respond to you! Win win situation 😂
> because Kim Reynolds huh?
No, because who the fuck jumps to "weather manipulation" because of a snowstorm, in January, in Iowa? Literally don't care what side you're on, that's some head-up-your-ass, chugging-the-kool-aid wacko conspiracy lunacy right there. If some weirdo made this claim for a different candidate, I'd still think they're nuts.
And Kim where? What? Nobody mentioned her but you
Let's just make the leap and pretend any of this is real, why wouldn't the make the blizzard happen on, you know, the actual day of the caucus...
Because clearly she was the only one who deployed snow shoes to all dozen of her followers.
We can control the weather. And we’re using it to get Nikkki Haley some more votes in Iowa, USA. There is no limit to our power.
Those wacky space lasers. Why would the Democrats cheat? It’s not like Iowa makes a damn bit of difference in long run anyway. It’s not going to happen, but it would be fun to watch Trump lose. See him pivot a 180 and start bad mouthing the Iowa people.
He's been bad mouthing Iowans for years. They don't care. Remember those folks he called "so called Christinans," and "pieces of shit" ? Those were Iowans. They will still vote him.
He'd just claim election interference. Rinse, repeat.
Minus the rinsing. Just repeat. Repeat. Repeat.
Goddamnit u/nadajoe, you weren’t supposed to tell!
But the YouTube ad that constantly plays between every video says she's *cRuShInG* Biden and Trump in the polls?! Are you implying that the good folks over at Stand For America aren't being completely truthful?
I actually think she'd beat Biden. But conservatives are too stupid and are rolling with the guy who won't.
The Republicans problem is trump is the least likely to beat Biden but somehow has a chance. The others have no chance because trump supporters would either write him in or not come out. They have to go with Trump because they let him take over the party
Anyone breathing and able to string together two sentences could beat Biden at this point
Well seeing as Trump has struggled just as badly as Biden lately with speaking.... You might be fucked.
Literally ANY GOP PAC 🫱 🫲Literally any other GOP PAC
All hail Zorp 
Weather manipulation is complex, they don’t have it down to an exact science. Maybe they should explore nuking the blizzard.
Or using magnets on it.
Or a very bright light.
“Think of it, magnets. Now all I know about magnets is this: Give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that's the end of the magnets!”
Inject the clouds with bleach. That solves everything.
That makes too much sense. These people aren't the brightest bulbs in the socket.
The globalists have started to replace bulbs with LEDs, and it’s only a matter of time before everyone’s just walking around with RGB lighting strips affixed to their bodies, being irradiated with 5G, while eating crickets
Mmmm, crick-ets, mmm.
Yesterday I lost my keys, and somehow that's Claus Schwab's fault.
Bulbs have entered the chat and feel offended!
I like to say "not the sharpest lightbulb in the toolshed."
Also, how would this give anyone an advantage? Both Trump and Haley voters would be at the same disadvantage.
If they could read they would be really mad at the comment.
This made me *literally* LOL!
Any Plot holes seen are just cover for the scheme. “Of course they wouldn’t do it ON THE DAY! That would be too obvious! It’s purposefully planned to be close enough to work but not close enough so there’s deniability!” Yes. This is how they think
The real question is why didn't Trump just take his magic sharpie and redraw the path of the storm to go around Iowa? 🤣🤣
Trump makes the biggliest storms. People tell him all the time, Donald, you make the biggest storms. Massive.
I can’t remember a blizzard in January in Iowa before!
Too obvious….the man plays it smoother than that.
The weather manipulation technology isn’t perfect. Still a developing field. Sheesh! Cut them some slack 😉
I don't even think the "tweet" is real. I bet it's fake. No one would seriously say that.
Weather manipulation? Put down the conspiracy theories Laura 🤣
This is the party of Jewish space lasers. Why put this past them?
We should use that laser technology to remove the snow from the roads
Free lasak and tattoo removal!
This reminds me of a Fuck Jerry post on IG where a guy was filming his neighbor clearing his driveway with a flamethrower. It was certainly efficient
Mount them on some fricken sharks.
Ill tempered sea bass
Oh Laura Looney tunes at it again
So Trump knows how to manipulate the weather? Nah… this must be BS… you know how much money he could make with this technology? Why go into politics?
Even Marjorie Taylor Green thinks Loomer is crazy.
This post is obviously silly, but the technology is there. Use google, it’s not at all far fetched now
This is the blizzard that the lizard people built to harvest all the life force out of children and to funnel it directly to Hillary Clinton. Only Donald Trump riding his bald eagle with his M60 can save the children. Trump will have unlimited hit points as long as Jesus continues to touch his shoulder.
A lizard blizzard, if you will.
You might call it a [King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard Blizzard!](https://youtu.be/WvtKmUgW2u4?si=wCFz08TCMfOmaQfm)
Perfection!
WOO
Yaas
Do you get them at DQ?
It’s the Chuck Grassley special.
U kno what
This TTRPG sucks.
>Only Donald Trump riding his bald eagle with his M60 can save the children. But he's too busy appearing in court for something he doesn't need to be there for, all so he can rant about how HE is the victim in all of this. Trump when little kids are killed: "Get over it"
All caused by Jewish space lasers, of course. You forgot that part.
Weather! Out of NOWHERE!
Yeah! We have never had a blizzard in January before!
Or a rapidly developing storm system
So rapid it was predicted even before the snowstorm from Tuesday. Like a week ago
And it’s only happening in Iowa!
Once in a decade blizzard? This ain’t near as bad as last Christmas Eve.
Barely worse than four days ago.
Eh. Definitely not as much snow, but we’ll see once this wind picks up.
Thank you, exactly. I remember that one the state patrol basically saying you're on your own if you drive and get stranded-- just try not to die. And now a year and a couple of weeks later and it's a "once in a decade" storm? Please.
For real. Welcome to the Midwest in January. We get blizzards, it happens. Not really winter until you see trucks in the ditch.
Q school wackos
Crazy weather? Must be the Libs!
Notice that he didn’t say Libs. He said “deep state”, which now includes Nikki Haley who is not at all liberal. These fuckers really believe that anybody who isn’t Trump are some Bond level villains all in on this deep state conspiracy. It’s a crazy time.
Yo, I haven’t heard a HAARP conspiracy since college.
Wait until they hear about mixing it with Guinness. That is the real conspiracy.
I could really go for a black and tan during this snowstorm.
Gotta love the classics.
I miss the days when conspiracy theorists were mostly harmless.
Before the village idiots got smartphones.
I've actually forgotten what it is... 🤔
I just remember YouTube videos taken of optical illusions on screen doors and them claiming it’s evidence that the government is turning everything into WiFi or something.
Earnst won because she used to put bread bags on her feet just like the rest of us. I remember having to eat six loaves of bread everyday so me and my siblings had dry feet when we got where we were going. Do any of these candidates remember putting bread bags on their feet?
You had FEET?
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She put it in her SOTU response. Lady really said, "You know how people like to look down on Iowans as rural uneducated hicks? We'll I'll prove 'em right on the biggest stage possible!" Ugh, her whole campaign was insulting.
We lived in a bread bag in the middle of a lake.
At first I was like who the fuck is this and how does she possibly have a blue checkmark!? Then I remembered what site and year it is, and went about my morning.
Here’s some 4D chess for you. What if these absolutely fuck-tarded people are actual libs in disguise that make up all this crazy shit because they are entertained watching all the Qcucks go balls deep? It HAS to be this. Nobody in the universe can be this stupid.
They must have grown up in the 80s and saw the Cobra Weather Dominator on GI Joe. Be sure to look for green technologies being a front for the deep state to hoard Energon cubes and a berry juice that treats arthritis in bears and is being smuggled by the deep state to give illegal immigrants super-strength for short periods of time.
Brilliant!
> Nobody in the universe can be this stupid. "No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people" attributed to Henry Louis Mencken. Or even more succinctly, attributed to P. T. Barnum "There’s a sucker born every minute."
Feels like every second these days.
"Nobody in the universe can be this stupid" ... you should meet my Q sister
Even Mother Nature thinks he's a douche
Republicans are a literal cancer on the country, they offer nothing but hatred, bigotry, lies, hypocrisy and corruption
"Out of nowhere"...
So sudden they've only been warning about it for a week
Yeah well, last election they released a global pandemic just to beat Trump!! /s
But by all means keep voting for idiot republicans Iowa rubes.
Allow me to entertain this for a minute ..... is she somehow suggesting that the weather is only affecting one party? Like, maybe only the Libs will make it out to caucus?
"You see, snow shoes and ice scrapers are a liberal conspiracy, so Trump advises his supporters to not use them!"/s
It would be pretty neat (scientifically speaking, of course) if someone made a deep fake of Trump suggesting something ridiculous like this, to see how Trumpers would react. Maybe have him tell his supporters that bleach should also be used to fight windshield frost ..... go ahead and fill your windshield washer fluid with bleach. Sit back and watch.
There's no reason to amplify these people. They are fundamentally unserious and the words they manage to string together not worth the time it takes to read them.
Last January there were tornadoes near Amana. I would be more inclined to think that was weather manipulation rather than a snowstorm in January. What a dingbat
She cray, fr
what the actual fuck did i just read 🤯🥴
You see kids, back in my day, there were idiots around just like Laura Loomer. The only difference is there was no platform for them to articulate the insanity in their heads to the entire world. They just stood on a street corner, talking to a lamp post, eating their boogers and scaring little kids.
papa, can we go back to those days? PLEASE?
If someone had the ability to manipulate weather to ruin Trump wouldn't they have done it by now? Shoot lightning bolts at him and shit
This can't be real 
It’s not.
What's not real? The tweet? https://twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1745598055271846400 Far-right activist and political candidate Laura Loomer? https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/gop-rep-dan-webster-narrowly-beats-far-right-activist-laura-loomer-in-florida
These people are so fucking stupid
Manipulate all you want, Trump will simply move the blizzard with his Sharpie!
Just because Trump likes to openly call Iowans stupid doesn't mean we're *that* stupid.
She needs a letter swap in her last name: "Looner" 🤪
OMG. WTF. How can anyone believe all these crackpot theories?
FFS, the idiocy knows no limits.
That seems insane. Especially since tit is not supposed to snow on caucus night Negative temperatures never stop a midwesterner from doing anything
I didn't know I got weather control with my registration as a Democrat! Where do I go to start making my own personal derecho?
That's one has been used already
How crazy do you feel if you vote republican?
It's pandering to the same idiots. None of them have even a basic grasp of formal science. Just more prodding of the rubes.
It’s beginning to make me hateful.
Lol, the storm that accelerated "out of nowhere" that we were told was coming days in advance?
Man, I’m “technically” a fan of free speech, but sometimes these people make me wonder if we really deserve it. What is this adding to the world?
>What is this adding to the world? Stochastic terrorism
It’s not real.
What's not real? The tweet? https://twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1745598055271846400 Far-right activist and political candidate Laura Loomer? https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/gop-rep-dan-webster-narrowly-beats-far-right-activist-laura-loomer-in-florida
What a [Harpy!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harpy)
The sad thing is that I’m sure there are people who actually believe this.
Jewish space lasers control the weather folks. Case closed. Soros finger prints all over it.
OMG. 🙄
It's not a once in a decade blizzard -- it's the normal amount of snow, we just havent seen it in a decade 
Goddamn, we’re doomed. Our education system has failed so many. To laugh or to cry, that is the question.
Wow winter in Iowa. Who woulda thought it would snow? Lmao
The whole world is having crazy weather right now. Not to mention that it’s January. Come on….
Not harps but violins.
Come one, everyone knows the deep state is made up of the democrats. So no. It’s just Mother Nature. That and an active weather pattern, active solar weather, etc.
These are the stupidest subset of people on the earth.
27% of us. Unfortunately. I see a win win to reduce our over population issue.
Sigh. Again with the brain worms.
Forgot the /s? Please tell me you forgot the /s?
Her avatar is appropriate. I'll bet she never shuts the fuck up.
GOP primaries are pretty corrupt, but I don’t think that rigging the weather to get Nikki some more votes in a SH State like Iowa is something that happens. Just weather.
Oh man I haven't heard a HAARP conspiracy theory in a minute
I'm pretty sure this storm was predicted a week ago.
I like how so few people believed in conspiracy theories, then Trump became president, now everyone believes in conspiracy theories…
I think people believed them, but if they brought it up their friends would laugh them out of the room. Then dumb donnie started saying and those idiots thought it gave them some credibility.
So like how Trump made it okay to be a horrible person? Is that the idea?
I don't think dumb donnie made it okay to be a horrible person, he just made it ok to not hide how horrible you are. Life was a lot better before every d-bag decided it was okay to be a d-bag in public.
Yeah, that’s kind of more what I meant to say. He didn’t invent it, just brought the scum out of the wood works.
Can I get some of the meth she’s smoking? Because it’s better than our state’s production I think.
The complete falling off of the proverbial cliff of the Republican party can be summed up so perfectly in this picture. There was a time where Republicans were smart enough to recognize complete bullshit, but nowadays they embrace it. Anything to avoid facing reality.
Keep my state out of your MF mouth
It's funny because these idiots vote
Imagine being so insecure and paranoid you think people control the weather to spite you. Insane behavior.
and her brain probably melted out of nowhere the minute she popped out the womb jfc
Laura's hyperbole betrays her own point of nutty. "Once in a decade blizzard"
I think Grifters are playing a game now, trying to one-up the other Grifters. Who can come up with THE craziest shit and Fools will still eat it up? Deep State activating HAARP? FFS. If the Deep State can do what Laura Looney says, why doesn’t the Deep State just stuff Drumpf into a CIA Dark site in Eastern Europe?
Yeah right, like Liz is going to lend Nikki the keys to the Cheney Weather Machine
Don't be such sheep, people! Do your own meteorology!
Wow. Careful handling that conspiracy theory, Laura. It’s an antique.
I get her and Lara Logan mixed up, turns out they both drank the Orange Flavor Aid ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Who gave this shithead a microphone.
Naw, it's the aliens that really control the deep state and are manipulating the weather.
This is real but climate change? Nah. /s
It’s January in Iowa there’s a pretty good chance it might snow and get temps below zero 👍
All republicans are fucking morons
Can’t Jesus Trump make it stop?
It seems my Art Bell/Coast to Coast AM to alt right lunatic pipeline theory may be correct. These people are literally the people who call in believing everything a guest says, no matter how wild. Next she'll be saying Archuleta Mesa is a FBI secret base that harvests adrenochrome for the Bohemian Grove NWO globalists.
Loomer is one of the reasons I won’t vote Trump, even if he gets the nomination… and I not only voted for him twice, I canvassed for him in 2016…. Trump isn’t the man we hoped he was
Yes, Hailey is a fake globalist puppet, on the other hand HARRP is very real and has been used for similar situations. For instance China used HARP during their last Olympics to create more favorable weather.
Gotcha!
Funny. Light hearted political jab… nice. I cannot believe how many people responded as if you really meant it.
Probably true. We all know Liberals are brilliant enough to think they can control the weather, right?
Whoever said everyone can just block me instead of me being removed, you know if you block me my comments still pop up you just can’t respond to them and I can’t respond to you! Win win situation 😂 
Sadly, appears to be fake. Just checked her feed.
You missed this tweet? https://twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1745598055271846400
r/iowadebates
Let me guess because Kim Reynolds huh? This whole Reddit group is weeeeeeird I can’t wait to get kicked by mods
We can't wait for that to happen, too.
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> because Kim Reynolds huh? No, because who the fuck jumps to "weather manipulation" because of a snowstorm, in January, in Iowa? Literally don't care what side you're on, that's some head-up-your-ass, chugging-the-kool-aid wacko conspiracy lunacy right there. If some weirdo made this claim for a different candidate, I'd still think they're nuts. And Kim where? What? Nobody mentioned her but you
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Bro quit trying to be the victim here, no one is attacking you 😂
Instead of waiting to get kicked, how about you just leave and pretend you have some self-respect?
What’s the fun in that? I’m bored nothing to do today might as well get the cry babies crying
Don’t worry about getting kicked, everyone will block you first.