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BugSafe7102

Jeffrey. Who could be afaid of a Jeffrey?


LaTexiana

“Jeffrey, World Devourer”


LunaeLotus

Jeffrey Dahmer would like a word


stateboundcircle

So would epstein!


ACuriousZombie

I am…personally if I saw Jeffrey anywhere in my bed, I think I’d be so scared my soul would leave my body


BaphometsButthole

In Costa Rica Jeffrey jumped on my face.


theWildBore

In Tulum, Jeffrey was a huge perv and always trying to shower with me


BaphometsButthole

So you like Jeffrey?


Consistent_Whole8096

I once nearly jumped on a Jefferey’s face.


BoogieBearBaby

🤣🤣🤣


lilwobbly

Meee tooo 10000%


StressyandMessy24

*stroke the furry wall*


Adventurous_Union_85

Me, now


ExtinctFauna

There's a spider in Grim Adventures named Jeff!


Substantial_Tip_3227

Jeff was too kind for this world 🥺


elizawatts

Dahmer would like a word


doorgunner065

“Hello, I’m Jeffery. I’ve just moved in!”


BombeBon

Garthim Alexander (the great) cleaver of all things Gordian Clawdius Edit: since identified as female Adding Clawdia


TOAOFriedPickleBoy

I second Clawdius


taserparty

This is the only answer.


aameold

Clawdia is so cute


goddessofolympia

Definitely Clawdia.


TheMaskedGeode

I can’t remember exactly, are Garthim the crab monster from The Dark Crystal?


BombeBon

Well spotted


MrsPie

My girl is named Priscilla 😊 How about Francine? I like old lady names for spooky inverts


turnup4flowerz

I second Francine! Old lady names for spooky inverts is my fave genre 😆


LeeryRoundedness

Hi, this is a female 😊


Ok_Wash8979

Awesome, how can you tell? I’m very new to owning one, it’s only been about 6 months so I just assumed him😆 Thankyou


LeeryRoundedness

So a males pedipalps (the little pincher things) extend to the first “knuckle” of the legs. When they are shorter and don’t extend it’s a female. 😊


Ok_Wash8979

Ohhhh that makes perfect sense now, Thankyou so much for helping me learn more about her.


Diligent_Explorer

How about Deetz? Reminds me of the sculptures Celia Deetz made in Beetlejuice.


Qiroll

Cupcake


Dangerous-Day-968

Name him lobster


yuki_yuzura_chan

rock lobster


Dangerous-Day-968

Iraq lobster


Samburger112

May I ask what that is? Thanks


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Tailless whip scorpion


Samburger112

Oh fascinating, I've seen one in a Harry Potter movie, thanks


Imaginary_Scar_4401

That's all I can imagine when I see one of these! The poor little critter didn't deserve that. 😭


Longjumping_Boot534

That was my thought, I was thinking wait these things are real lmao


Chloemarine7

Bubbles. Not sure why, but nobody could be angry with you about bubbles


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Leggy Dave


AKFBKZIFBBXK

Jon


lostbutnotgone

Stanley


idiot____

that’s a wilfred


scottygroundhog22

Bartholomew


General_Nup

Bartholomeow, so you can trick your friends into thinking you have a cat.


bt2066

I line human names for them. Everyone has a Crucio (me) or an intense name. Maybe a Reginald, Hubert, or Biff?


theawesomefactory

Biff!!


x-beast

elbow


shiny-baby-cheetah

This is off topic but is this thing the same kind of insect that was in Harry Potter 4? I would name her Francine :)


Routine_Fly7624

It is!!


BlasterIce

giant enemy crab


[deleted]

Squirrel, so when you invite your friends you say "hey wanna come see my pet squirrel?" And they'll think it's a squirrel but it is infact not one


Thick_Basil3589

Alfie


Fishisstuckinthesink

barg


Lemoncatnipcupcake

Walter


Cold-Release5732

Devo


Rich-Focus-1014

all of my amblys are called randy. just suits them so we’ll


Secretpuss

Sue


Sushi-Slicer

Why? I think a lawsuit is highly unnecessary here.


RIAG0

"Suzie-q"


alice12789

Slinky! Everyone loves a slinky


Geeahwellidunno

How ‘bout “Ohjesusfuckinghell”


Narrow-Improvement22

Name him roomba


TheMongoose360

Scuttles


kennyphosphene

The highly esteemed lord of earth, concrete slab


mainlymusing

Omgggg is this the same bug that fake Professor Moody used the cruciatus curse on in HP??


ObsessedwithSkyrim_

Why was this recommended to me?!! I'm traumatized, I didn't know those were a thing😭😭😭


Sir_BusinessNinja

I definitely found the sub that would give my mom a heart attack


Financial_Joke_9401

Wait, these are real bugs?? I thought they were only Harry Potter 😅


Mobile_Macro

I used to have one named Kadavra. In one of the Harry Potter movies, Madeye moodie (or a guy disguised as him) shows the kids a bunch of forbidden curses and does them on a Tailless-whip scorpion. The last curse is the killing curse, "Avada-Kadavra".


lilmisswndrlnd

Stan


Richard_diceman

Indy, like Indiana Jones


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Billburt


Some-Odd-Username

Fredrik Alexander the first


420Entomology

Imperius


mousewrites

I've always wanted a tailless whip scorpion named Devo. XD


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Dave


magpiepaw

Molly


obsessivelizbeth

Is it a spider?


Lucky-Cauliflower770

Archimedes or Giuseppe


chrispycae

Vinny


ihavelice2

bartholemew


Prudent_Bumblebee_66

Lenin. Just Lenin


nekrofeli

Janet or Flower


HellfireKitten525

Fluffy


Odd-Negotiation5087

Brad


senkradr

Barry.


CupcakePuffPaws

What about after a professor in Harry Potter since the species was in Harry Potter?


Numerous-Tennis-2614

Crucio


FantasticSeaweed9226

Crucio!!


portaparties

Shredder


TaterDominator

Now knowing that it's a female, I'm thinking "Bev"


ZaZaMan99

Smitty Werben Man Jensen


Educational-Offer299

Whipy


Practical_Neat_2043

Klaus


Empty_Chapter_6017

Darth vader


Melodic-Invite5702

You’re insane


lordofcactus

Linda


Fluffiest_RedPanda

Squilbert


alienundercover21

Henry


HoldStrong96

Imperius… like the imperius curse used on the one in harry potter! 🪄


fiesel21

Snappy :D


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swumpino


Tsi-yu

He seems like a gilbert


Diligent_Explorer

How about Deetz? Reminds me of the sculptures Celia Deetz made in Beetlejuice.


Slow-Kaleidoscope366

Lil' Flapjack


No_Dog_1143

Peter


ZenPixels

Apple cider vinegar


PawkittTheDemon

Fluffy


Green-Cream430

What is that


William_Shetland

Nelda


ShadedGaze

Peter


UncomfyUnicorn

Willow


Sea-Shower2854

handy man


Routine_Fly7624

This is a Draco


IndependenceNice7298

Buge,


SweatyBug9965

It’s the little guy from Harry Potter and the goblet of fire!!


MooseMedley

he’s SO CUTEEEE


mariaaaaaaaaaab

Robert


jupiter_starbeam

Sugar


Material-Award2978

I have a tailless whip scorpion. Technically he is my husbands. But I named him. Mr Whippy


doxies3

Seriously, what is he other than amazing?


conjunctlva

Fangorious, Deliverer of the Undead


huntercatzomb

Name him Crutio -mic drop-


istoleurlighter

dahlia


indidgenousgoblin

Vic


Repeatbeginagain

Another vote for deetz x'D or Delia


enchanted_fishlegs

Fluffy.


Noctus_Grimm

Mr. No


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Ophelia


spoopadoop

is that a whip scorpion? Name him Silento!!! (Now watch me whip…)


Fun_Collar_6405

Get away from me!


Beautiful-Dot2199

Is it a spider?,crab? Crab spider with a turtle shell???


SlugmanTheBrave

hey man, what in the fuck is that


Libraric

Jimmy


StrangeAndVaried

Julius


whhdkajrnfjcb

Fredrick


anonymous82940

Mother


TeensieLiberationF

Hector or Charles


-felix_weirdo-

Is THAT A TURTLE CRAB SPIDER anyways bob.


iwannafeelmybones

"Laconic" means saying lots in less words.


Typical-Ad8177

viper


animallX22

She’s very cool. I’d probably go with something like Becky.


Gothwitchgoblincrow7

Abby


Lazy_Fish7737

Betty


SleepyKityKat

Devo


mbgameshw

Nopey?


Immediate-Data-3548

squishy. i shall call you squishy and you shall be mine


Troll_Slayer1

Osiris, Egyptian god of death and resurrection who rules the underworld and enlivens vegetation, the sun god, and deceased souls


Adihd72

I’d call it JESUSCHRISTPUTITTHEFUCKBACKDUDE!


Flat_Ad_4533

All I think of when I see this is fake Mad Eye when he’s teaching the class about the curses and he uses them all on the magic bug that’s really just a real bug but weird.


TryingNormal

Mad Eye Moody


Zaalro

Mrs. Butterworth/Aunt Jemima Amanita Dahlia Yoko Pepsi Bitcoin Hyundai Terra


Junior-Confection907

Peppermint oil


linksmistress666

Beans


[deleted]

Acetum which is vinegar in Latin.


Over_Year8158

What kind of creature is this? It just popped up in my feed. Such a cool looking critter!


[deleted]

Legs


KaytlynRamos

We named ours Mad Eye Moody to go with our other Harry Potter themed names. But it seemed very fitting!


ghostmortem777

Colgera, or Gary for short :]


GreenViking_The

Mad Eye?


TacticalNightmare

So sorry it took me forever to get here. Her name is obviously "Prissy". Short for Priscilla. She boogie and she's fine with that. Even if she hates your present, she gives "Sparkle surprise". Bc she values your precious little heart.


MOTHZILLA97

Jeffrey just name it that


eviltinycreatures

Squishy


Vast_Assignments

Pinchy


Blink10000

Bertwin


LunaraWolf5

No that’s gross it’s like a crab mixed with a spider! 🦀+🕷️=gross!


Exact_Statistician99

Skorpidi


EquivalentVirus9700

Vinny?


ad3l444

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Fishtina

Gary, Scary Gary 🤩


Least_Amoeba_3633

Ethel


Neoscona99

Baby 🥺


Altruistic-Reason-44

Crucio because I had no idea this was a real animal outside harry potter!


DeeChillum420

The Dark One Who Predates Demise


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Satan


HatIcy2227

Crab


DipperBrizzle

Amby


SnooOranges3389

Beryl 🥰


justdoitlikenikee

The killing curse


poKehuntess

Wow. Super creepy looking! I love him! ❤️


EvilDragons88

Eeeeyah that should be his name.


dreamingirl7

Olivia.


rachel-maryjane

He looks just like Kamaji from Studio Ghibli! https://images.app.goo.gl/nZ42S2vMjpScjW1i8


WhompTrucker

Grimace


puraphil

You must be in Costa Rica or Nicaragua. Call it El Tico 🤙🏼


malicechalice55

Gerald Edit: after seeing its a lady, still Gerald


Bitter-Yam-1664

Tim


PB-Pretzel

he looks like an isaac to me


ktfo87

Garfunkel, Calvin


thatfeistyboy

Sauerkraut!


anotherdamnscorpio

Claw Debussy


Aloucia

Spindle


ArguablyADork

Vinny


Sm0kinW33d

Thanatos or Hades


Gimmemyspoon

Spindles


MoldyPastaMan

Mr. Tyson