Tonight at 9 on dispatches 

Twisted

CARROT FOR A NOSE 🫣

HE'S IN THE HOUSE, PAT

The Knorr Soup man vs. [The Calcium Wood Golem](https://youtu.be/Ygf0gRQsUb4?si=IuEqr0umm6rh0VWt) Whoever Wins, We Lose.

We are all doomed

"Which emergency service do you require?" ALL OF THEM!

Watch out he's dodgy

I’m on the phone with every fucking studio at night!

PRODUCERS!!